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Re: Men, Delete One Forever. by MuMuOnBail: 5:08pm On Jan 25, 2023
na wa oooo



As for me, myself and I


GOAT Lionel Messi have won the world cup so I see no reason watching football again.

I have watch the A - Z of football

So I will happily and gratefully delete football for life.

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Re: Men, Delete One Forever. by COUSIN1279(m): 5:08pm On Jan 25, 2023
Delete food because am cyborg
Re: Men, Delete One Forever. by Liballo: 5:08pm On Jan 25, 2023
Football. It doesnโ€™t serve any purpose to me currently. ๐Ÿ™„

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Re: Men, Delete One Forever. by Nobody: 5:08pm On Jan 25, 2023
englishmart:
I think you're very correct. I had a relationship for three months, those three months was the most draining period of my life. Wahala overdose. Since 2018 till date, all the girls I met were the same. Able-bodied Parasites. And it doesn't matter if they had a good source of income or not. ๐Ÿ˜ฎโ€๐Ÿ’จ๐Ÿ˜ฎโ€๐Ÿ’จ
Finding love in Nigeria is like finding cold water in hell

See I have a come to Conclusion and this experience was my personal field survey and observations.

The Truth Is "Nigerian Men Generally" are next to Nothing Tangible In the dating pool. What I'm driving at Is Most Nigerian Men takes and swallows a lot of Shiiiits from the other Gender. Believe Me. It will be very exhausting If I start emphasizing on the numerous scenarios I have personally encountered when It comes to "Nigerian Men Begging For Sex and Begging the other Gender to be with Them"

Most Nigerian Men don't Joke with Sex. You can see one up there saying He prefers Sex to Oxygen, Stupid Somebory. Most will gladly put their Life on the Line Just to have a Mere 5Mins Pleasure. Forget all these Alfa Mail online Nagging here and there. Na because Better Change never touch their Hand๐Ÿ˜‚ Once money comes, The first thing they think about Is the other Gender.

Alas, This Thread will prove and Validate my Assertions. These days, I have little to no RESPECT for any Man I see WOMANIZING. Even If the Mumu na my boss, Na to dey YINMU at him for hin back. Many times I will pause and take a look at Men and start Imagining how Stupid & Foolish most of them are when It comes to Sex.

Only Very Few Men were able to Exempt themselves from this Madness.

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Re: Men, Delete One Forever. by Allisgud: 5:08pm On Jan 25, 2023
MITCHELL96:



Football? I'm really disappointed in you ๐Ÿ˜’

Though, I know it's your choice and I respect it but......๐Ÿ˜’๐Ÿ˜’

abegi na everybody go like football,why is ur mouth wow

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Re: Men, Delete One Forever. by tobenuel(m): 5:08pm On Jan 25, 2023
Since my GOAT ran to play for Saudi Arabia,
I will delete football

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Re: Men, Delete One Forever. by mercysamuelson(m): 5:09pm On Jan 25, 2023
Music is life...
Food is life...
Woman? Hmmm Bible talk say he who finds a good wife finds a good thing. A good woman is hard to find, and worth far more than diamonds. Her husband trusts her without reserve, and never has reason to regret it. Never spiteful, she treats him generously all her life long...
So, I'm deleting football. Football has nothing to do with my life.

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Re: Men, Delete One Forever. by edydeyemi(m): 5:09pm On Jan 25, 2023
MITCHELL96:
Omo, this question hard oo but I'll do it this way.

I'll keep FOOD because man can't live without it.

I'll keep FOOTBALL because FOOTBALL is life to me as it's written in my signature ๐Ÿ˜Šโšฝโค๏ธ

Now, it's between MUSIC and WOMEN ๐Ÿค” now let me break it down so I'll finally conclude on which to delete.

MUSIC helps to ease pain, improve our mood, gives peace, inspiration, motivation, it also makes our journey sweet (Can't imagine travelling without playing songs with my ear pods on) oh, yes ๐Ÿ˜Š MUSIC DEY GINGER! ๐Ÿ˜Ž Let me put it that way as an African man yunno ๐Ÿ˜‰

WOMEN: Hmmm ๐Ÿค” Only sex that this people have to offer oo (Unless you meet a girl that's not Jezebelic, yes Jezebel the wicked and evil woman ๐Ÿ˜น or Kim Kardashian daughters.

And even the sex sef, it's not only you they're giving ๐Ÿ˜’๐Ÿ˜น

Plus them go unnecessarily bill you join and rip you off your hard earned money. (I mean the Jezebelic ones oo not all girls before NL girls go kill me here) ๐Ÿ˜

So, I'll delete WOMEN ๐Ÿ˜‘

FOOD โœ…
FOOTBALL โœ…
MUSIC โœ…
WOMEN โŒโŒโŒโŒโŒโŒโŒโŒโŒโŒโŒโŒโŒโŒโŒโŒ

Flesh and blood did not reveal this to you. Oyel dey your head bros grin

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Re: Men, Delete One Forever. by Ebubu: 5:10pm On Jan 25, 2023
women, i swear d world will be a beta place

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Re: Men, Delete One Forever. by Jashub: 5:10pm On Jan 25, 2023
PAQ:


Chai, no wonder you right hand dey muscular. Badt guy..... Abeg try balance the left hand too o!
Simp detected

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Re: Men, Delete One Forever. by Backpedal: 5:10pm On Jan 25, 2023
MITCHELL96:



Thank God you know.

The cause of this is because living in Nigeria is hard and since girls can't do all these menial jobs to eat and clothe themselves, they have to shun finding love to finding MONEY through any possible way and it's through fake relationship, hook up and etc.

So, that's why almost all the girls you've met is after money and not your looks, love and affection.

In UK,US to be specific, they're after looks and not who has money or more money.

They're parasites there too but their own isn't like how it is here in Nigeria.

So, finding real love in Nigeria is like finding a needle in the ocean ๐Ÿ˜น
Sad

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Re: Men, Delete One Forever. by faceLAGOS: 5:10pm On Jan 25, 2023
Women.

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Re: Men, Delete One Forever. by HNICEARTH: 5:10pm On Jan 25, 2023
Muzik
Re: Men, Delete One Forever. by Luu40: 5:10pm On Jan 25, 2023
englishmart:
If you were mandated to delete one of those options forever, which would it be?
Big question.

I was a fan of about five football teams. But I officially quit watching or being a fan of football teams some ten years ago.

I don't do women too, my last girlfriend relationship ended since 2014. Ever since I have been single. Though I'm about to get engaged to someone and tie the knot by the end of the year, inshaAllah.

I eat whatever I have or find, I don't have any issues with food. I see a woman with good cooking skills as a blessing in a family.


Last last I quit playing or listening to music like two months ago. Facebook 6-7 months ago.

My biggest addiction now is Nairaland and news from other international channels.

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Re: Men, Delete One Forever. by Brownshoe: 5:10pm On Jan 25, 2023
The girl they recently introduced me to for relationship/marriage not up 3 weeks we met she say them won do remembrance of dead long father bill 30k, so na women I go delete they don mad patapata, all of them

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Re: Men, Delete One Forever. by millstone(m): 5:10pm On Jan 25, 2023
why the men here dey lie lol. delete football abeg. abi Ronaldo go let me lick e kpekus and give am Cherokee level doggy while my erect gbola dey swim inside german juice? Abeg eee remove football
Re: Men, Delete One Forever. by AllDModsAreMaad: 5:11pm On Jan 25, 2023
In all honesty, I will delete football because it is not vital to me.
The most important one is food, followed by women and then music.

I can't because of some stupid Nairaland ladies and be denying the importance of women.

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Re: Men, Delete One Forever. by kingsmaila(m): 5:11pm On Jan 25, 2023
Football

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Re: Men, Delete One Forever. by cigaricon(m): 5:11pm On Jan 25, 2023
Omo delete football oh. Those people no send me anyways undecided

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Re: Men, Delete One Forever. by Ikillbrokehoes(m): 5:11pm On Jan 25, 2023
Women
Re: Men, Delete One Forever. by emerged01(m): 5:11pm On Jan 25, 2023
Delete football. Who football epp?

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Re: Men, Delete One Forever. by ayenale1(m): 5:12pm On Jan 25, 2023
Football can go because i and my friends will play five aside to replace the fun that football brings...

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Re: Men, Delete One Forever. by Oceanjagaban: 5:12pm On Jan 25, 2023
Thunder fire football

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Re: Men, Delete One Forever. by PhiJoi(m): 5:12pm On Jan 25, 2023
MUSIC[font=Lucida Sans Unicode][/font] ๐ŸŽถ๐ŸŽถ๐ŸŽถ๐ŸŽต without any pretence
Re: Men, Delete One Forever. by tonididdy(m): 5:12pm On Jan 25, 2023
englishmart:
If you were mandated to delete one of those options forever, which would it be?
Gladly music
Re: Men, Delete One Forever. by Nobody: 5:12pm On Jan 25, 2023
MITCHELL96:
Omo, this question hard oo but I'll do it this way.

I'll keep FOOD because man can't live without it.

I'll keep FOOTBALL because FOOTBALL is life to me as it's written in my signature ๐Ÿ˜Šโšฝโค๏ธ

Now, it's between MUSIC and WOMEN ๐Ÿค” now let me break it down so I'll finally conclude on which to delete.

MUSIC helps to ease pain, improve our mood, gives peace, inspiration, motivation, it also makes our journey sweet (Can't imagine travelling without playing songs with my ear pods on) oh, yes ๐Ÿ˜Š MUSIC DEY GINGER! ๐Ÿ˜Ž Let me put it that way as an African man yunno ๐Ÿ˜‰

WOMEN: Hmmm ๐Ÿค” Only sex that this people have to offer oo (Unless you meet a girl that's not Jezebelic, yes Jezebel the wicked and evil woman ๐Ÿ˜น or Kim Kardashian daughters.

And even the sex sef, it's not only you they're giving ๐Ÿ˜’๐Ÿ˜น

Plus them go unnecessarily bill you join and rip you off your hard earned money. (I mean the Jezebelic ones oo not all girls before NL girls go kill me here) ๐Ÿ˜

So, I'll delete WOMEN ๐Ÿ˜‘

FOOD โœ…
FOOTBALL โœ…
MUSIC โœ…
WOMEN โŒโŒโŒโŒโŒโŒโŒโŒโŒโŒโŒโŒโŒโŒโŒโŒ

When you find a good woman, you will know that you've got everything... RIGHT WOMAN not Jezebel...

I go delete football
Re: Men, Delete One Forever. by Oceanjagaban: 5:12pm On Jan 25, 2023
Jashub:
Simp detected
he is in love with his hands
Re: Men, Delete One Forever. by AdaojoTheUrchin: 5:13pm On Jan 25, 2023
peepydelano:
Music. I no dy pretend grin

You go delete music? No wonder you be sadistic urchin. grin

Research have told us that haters of music are usually psychopaths capable of serial killing. grin

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Re: Men, Delete One Forever. by Maysdevices(f): 5:13pm On Jan 25, 2023
MITCHELL96:
Omo, this question hard oo but I'll do it this way.

I'll keep FOOD because man can't live without it.

I'll keep FOOTBALL because FOOTBALL is life to me as it's written in my signature ๐Ÿ˜Šโšฝโค๏ธ

Now, it's between MUSIC and WOMEN ๐Ÿค” now let me break it down so I'll finally conclude on which to delete.

MUSIC helps to ease pain, improve our mood, gives peace, inspiration, motivation, it also makes our journey sweet (Can't imagine travelling without playing songs with my ear pods on) oh, yes ๐Ÿ˜Š MUSIC DEY GINGER! ๐Ÿ˜Ž Let me put it that way as an African man yunno ๐Ÿ˜‰

WOMEN: Hmmm ๐Ÿค” Only sex that this people have to offer oo (Unless you meet a girl that's not Jezebelic, yes Jezebel the wicked and evil woman ๐Ÿ˜น or Kim Kardashian daughters.

And even the sex sef, it's not only you they're giving ๐Ÿ˜’๐Ÿ˜น

Plus them go unnecessarily bill you join and rip you off your hard earned money. (I mean the Jezebelic ones oo not all girls before NL girls go kill me here) ๐Ÿ˜

So, I'll delete WOMEN ๐Ÿ˜‘

FOOD โœ…
FOOTBALL โœ…
MUSIC โœ…
WOMEN โŒโŒโŒโŒโŒโŒโŒโŒโŒโŒโŒโŒโŒโŒโŒโŒ
๐Ÿงข
Re: Men, Delete One Forever. by jogojogo: 5:13pm On Jan 25, 2023
Bahamas95:
It's very difficult to delete one because I love all.


Though I love music alot but I would delete it, I can't do without sex.....I will use the moaning of my partner and clapping of the bumbum during dogggy to replace music.
This one crack me into pieces
Re: Men, Delete One Forever. by darexolu16(m): 5:14pm On Jan 25, 2023
MITCHELL96:
Omo, this question hard oo but I'll do it this way.

I'll keep FOOD because man can't live without it.

I'll keep FOOTBALL because FOOTBALL is life to me as it's written in my signature ๐Ÿ˜Šโšฝโค๏ธ

Now, it's between MUSIC and WOMEN ๐Ÿค” now let me break it down so I'll finally conclude on which to delete.

MUSIC helps to ease pain, improve our mood, gives peace, inspiration, motivation, it also makes our journey sweet (Can't imagine travelling without playing songs with my ear pods on) oh, yes ๐Ÿ˜Š MUSIC DEY GINGER! ๐Ÿ˜Ž Let me put it that way as an African man yunno ๐Ÿ˜‰

WOMEN: Hmmm ๐Ÿค” Only sex that this people have to offer oo (Unless you meet a girl that's not Jezebelic, yes Jezebel the wicked and evil woman ๐Ÿ˜น or Kim Kardashian daughters.

And even the sex sef, it's not only you they're giving ๐Ÿ˜’๐Ÿ˜น

Plus them go unnecessarily bill you join and rip you off your hard earned money. (I mean the Jezebelic ones oo not all girls before NL girls go kill me here) ๐Ÿ˜

So, I'll delete WOMEN ๐Ÿ˜‘

FOOD โœ…
FOOTBALL โœ…
MUSIC โœ…
WOMEN โŒโŒโŒโŒโŒโŒโŒโŒโŒโŒโŒโŒโŒโŒโŒโŒ

omo i think i dont have choice than to agree with this oo

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Re: Men, Delete One Forever. by midform(m): 5:14pm On Jan 25, 2023
Op, delete food. Food is not fit in that category. If your options must be 4, replace food with beer/drinks. Thanks

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