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Re: Men, Delete One Forever. by frugal(m): 5:44pm On Jan 25, 2023
Jashub:
Women. All others are necessary to sustain your sanity

Are you sure? It's forever o.

Whoever came up with this is evil sad
Re: Men, Delete One Forever. by MITCHELL96: 5:45pm On Jan 25, 2023
OnlineArchitect:


Eyaaa, carry ur disappointment go buy one bag of rice for oshodi market

πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
Re: Men, Delete One Forever. by stanluiz(m): 5:45pm On Jan 25, 2023
In as much as I love football and am a football fan. I will delete football.
Re: Men, Delete One Forever. by kelmicheal: 5:45pm On Jan 25, 2023
I will keep the others but except one: "WOMEN" they are No No No for me because they are very dangerous, trickish and very conical ( when they tell u lies u may mistake it for a truth, mehn if they manage tell u truth small it will be like a lie) you can't understand them
Re: Men, Delete One Forever. by simplesearch: 5:46pm On Jan 25, 2023
BloomingDale:


The Bible written by MAN lied to you. Man came forth from woman. The man is a genetic defect of the woman and it is backed by science. The female plant sustains all life and all life will cease to exist without the female plant. The only chromosome not needed for life is the Y chromosome(Man chromosome).

There is a reason why everything is named after the woman starting from The Eve gene, Mother Nature, Mother Land etc etc.

Are books written by scientists not written by humans? Do you know why Papaya needs the male flower to pollinate the female flower and not the other way round? If all you wrote above is anything to go by, can you pls explain this simple phenomenon?
And why do you think the male has the seed and not the female?
Re: Men, Delete One Forever. by MITCHELL96: 5:46pm On Jan 25, 2023
Omoawoke:


Pussy is for sale in Nigeria
In US,UK you earn it


Exactly πŸ’―
Re: Men, Delete One Forever. by MITCHELL96: 5:48pm On Jan 25, 2023
Memphitz357:

Seems you're a gay ass nigga



Omo, nawa oo πŸ€¦πŸ»β€β™‚οΈπŸ€¦πŸ»β€β™‚οΈ

I'm the straightest guy you've ever met on NL. No caps ❌🧒
Re: Men, Delete One Forever. by Bigchristo: 5:49pm On Jan 25, 2023
MITCHELL96:
Omo, this question hard oo but I'll do it this way.

I'll keep FOOD because man can't live without it.

I'll keep FOOTBALL because FOOTBALL is life to me as it's written in my signature 😊⚽❀️

Now, it's between MUSIC and WOMEN πŸ€” now let me break it down so I'll finally conclude on which to delete.

MUSIC helps to ease pain, improve our mood, gives peace, inspiration, motivation, it also makes our journey sweet (Can't imagine travelling without playing songs with my ear pods on) oh, yes 😊 MUSIC DEY GINGER! 😎 Let me put it that way as an African man yunno πŸ˜‰

WOMEN: Hmmm πŸ€” Only sex that this people have to offer oo (Unless you meet a girl that's not Jezebelic, yes Jezebel the wicked and evil woman 😹 or Kim Kardashian daughters.

And even the sex sef, it's not only you they're giving πŸ˜’πŸ˜Ή

Plus them go unnecessarily bill you join and rip you off your hard earned money. (I mean the Jezebelic ones oo not all girls before NL girls go kill me here) 😏

So, I'll delete WOMEN πŸ˜‘

FOOD βœ…
FOOTBALL βœ…
MUSIC βœ…
WOMEN ❌❌❌❌❌❌❌❌❌❌❌❌❌❌❌❌
eh you wan make mistake delete women? Conji go finished you Bro, think well oo grin grin
Re: Men, Delete One Forever. by MITCHELL96: 5:49pm On Jan 25, 2023
darexolu16:


omo i think i dont have choice than to agree with this oo

Lol bro. This is the best breakdown and explanation so far in this thread. 😎

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Re: Men, Delete One Forever. by MITCHELL96: 5:50pm On Jan 25, 2023
Maysdevices:
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Re: Men, Delete One Forever. by Tony4000: 5:50pm On Jan 25, 2023
Football
Re: Men, Delete One Forever. by Libertypro: 5:51pm On Jan 25, 2023


Na women o

Re: Men, Delete One Forever. by MITCHELL96: 5:52pm On Jan 25, 2023
acewines:


When you find a good woman, you will know that you've got everything... RIGHT WOMAN not Jezebel...

I go delete football

Exactly, but it's very hard to find.

That's why I explained it that way because I know they're still good women in Nigeria just that the bad ones are too many.
Re: Men, Delete One Forever. by Valentinosure: 5:53pm On Jan 25, 2023
4 me fufu dey essential 4 life, music na food of d soul, dere are gud women out der nah dem I dey familiar wit, I dey duge daughters of ********** like astray bullets, 4 football i can't imagine myself wasting 90minutes dey look tv because of football.
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No com attack me on this faceless platform, everyone is entitled 4 his/her opinion
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Re: Men, Delete One Forever. by EZENDIZUOGU(m): 5:54pm On Jan 25, 2023
if i delete woman ,HOMOSEXUAL GO FULL EVERYWHERE. They better stay instead let football go grin
Re: Men, Delete One Forever. by MITCHELL96: 5:54pm On Jan 25, 2023
edydeyemi:


Flesh and blood did not reveal this to you. Over dey your head bros grin



I swear πŸ˜…πŸ˜… You sef sabi πŸ˜…
Re: Men, Delete One Forever. by BloomingDale(f): 5:55pm On Jan 25, 2023
simplesearch:


Are books written by scientists not written by humans? Do you know why Papaya needs the male flower to pollinate the female flower and not the other way round? If all you wrote above is anything to go by, can you pls explain this simple phenomenon?
And why do you think the male has the seed and not the female?

I’m not going to answer the papaya question, cos most plants are genetically modified now and I’m talking about the collective and the most basic form of plant life, not just one plant or fruit plant. I bet you don’t even eat papaya. Lol.

The man has which seed? What do you think the egg is? All the eggs of a woman are produced at birth and her children has most of her DNA. Her children also inherit her mitochondrial DNA which is the powerhouse of the cell. Do you even know you can apply an electric charge to the egg to start the process of cell division to create life and that the sperm is not needed.
Re: Men, Delete One Forever. by MITCHELL96: 5:57pm On Jan 25, 2023
Allisgud:
abegi na everybody go like football,why is ur mouth wow

Lol, but these kind of guys that will not choose football. I tire for them oo πŸ˜“
Re: Men, Delete One Forever. by MITCHELL96: 5:59pm On Jan 25, 2023
Signum:


You know it's his choice yet you are disappointed..?

Respect his choice and keep ya disappointment πŸ˜₯


He disappointed me πŸ˜“πŸ˜“ Guys don't joke with football even if they play it in real life or not, so I'm surprised to see he ditched it.
Re: Men, Delete One Forever. by MITCHELL96: 6:01pm On Jan 25, 2023
TheChameleon:


Your hand and vaseline go hear am.


I don't do those stuffs bro.

You see self DISCIPLINE and WILL POWER ehn? not so many people have this.
Maybe that's what you do but not me....
Re: Men, Delete One Forever. by emu22(m): 6:02pm On Jan 25, 2023
Omo,dis one hard but i am a die hard football and music fan but i think i can do without football,so i am deleting football.
Re: Men, Delete One Forever. by MITCHELL96: 6:03pm On Jan 25, 2023
Barims:



Nonsense you think everyone's a fan of football? Mumu☹️☹️


You can't quote somebody without insulting the person? 😏

All these NL boys sef.

Well, I'll pretend like I didn't see it 😡
Re: Men, Delete One Forever. by Chibuike94(m): 6:03pm On Jan 25, 2023
All are good joooo.lol who can do without woman on this earthly kpekus
Re: Men, Delete One Forever. by GAZZUZZ(m): 6:04pm On Jan 25, 2023
englishmart:
If you were mandated to delete one of those options forever, which would it be?

2 can go.

Football

Music
Re: Men, Delete One Forever. by officiallyema: 6:04pm On Jan 25, 2023
Football
Re: Men, Delete One Forever. by Nursepepeye(f): 6:06pm On Jan 25, 2023
Jashub:
Women bring nothing to the lives of men other than to serve as baby producing machines to promote the human species. Other than that, they are completely useless in every sphere of the word
what of your mum

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Re: Men, Delete One Forever. by iammolise(m): 6:06pm On Jan 25, 2023
MITCHELL96:


Apart from helping reproduce, what again?

They'll still end up adding to the headache the kids will give you.

Omo, to be a man isn't easy o. That's why you'll see men cut off anything that has to do with Women totally.

I have a friend that has stayed celibate for 3 good years and still counting as I type.
That your friend is a chronic masturbator.
Re: Men, Delete One Forever. by MITCHELL96: 6:06pm On Jan 25, 2023
Backpedal:

Sad

πŸ’―
Re: Men, Delete One Forever. by MITCHELL96: 6:07pm On Jan 25, 2023
iammolise:
That your friend is a chronic masturbator.

No. He isn't.

It's only a masturbator that will think he does same because them (Masturbators) don't think someone else can stay without a girl and still not do it.

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Re: Men, Delete One Forever. by pansophist(m): 6:07pm On Jan 25, 2023
Only gays will delete women, and I am not gay. Only a ghost will delete food, and I am not a ghost. Only a zombie or someone with no soul will delete music, and I have a soul/not a zombie.

So for me, its football. It can go to hell. I need women, food, and music.

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Re: Men, Delete One Forever. by sprints1: 6:08pm On Jan 25, 2023
I can delete music for some time then delete women when robotic puzzy become available for sale. Wetin concern me concern wahala
Re: Men, Delete One Forever. by Jashub: 6:09pm On Jan 25, 2023
Nursepepeye:
what of your mum
She is just as useless as you

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