I started working on 5/03/2023

Classickj:
care to give us her name

Sorry I can't.
Thanks!

omale88:
most nairalanders are sadists and envious,they suffer from borderline personality disorder and hate to stay on their lane,if they get the slightest idea that you are a show off or getting most of the attention they would want to steal the shine,if you dont agree with them you because an enemy.they are so pathetic no word can define the eerie feeling they dwell in,yet there are nice people on nairaland but most of those nice people are often muted by the n!nconpoops on this forum.to be frank i dont want to ever come across a nairalander except those i followed and those following me,my reasons cant be mentioned.

A thousand likes on this comment.
As I m now,I cringe meeting any nairalander

Toyde:
Bro, I hail o

Longest time bro! Trust life is treating you well. I can never forget how you recognized me in O.A.U without knowing me before.

If the DSS had employed someone like you to work for them, perhaps all the terrorists disturbing this country would have been fished out.

ravensckar:
Back then in the University, I met a nairalander with the username Toyde. In our NYSC camp, I connected with a few others who were really nice guys. After my NYSC, I met Deji, Mr. Oyenekan, Miss Patricia, etc. All of whom I'm still tight with till date.

Several other monikers that I've had interactions or transactions with; Avicky, Stenon, initialize, Bobby, etc.

In all, nairaland is a great forum. It's not as faceless as some of you may think. Hence, I pity all those whose only mission here is to cause mischief and engage in tribal wars. They are missing out on the good things of life.

PS- I once worked for a former special adviser to Governor Ambode who singled me out because of my post here on Nairaland. She said the moment she heard those words, she knew immediately that I must be a nairalander. Since that day, son of man has become careful of what he posts here on nairaland. It's not as faceless as I thought.

I was thinking we met in Person at another nairalander's wedding? If not, we must have had a good communication on WhatsApp than in real life . I hail you my Boss !!! You are always full of Knowledge (Ogbon ati Imoye Agba)

Lordsagna:

Boss I dey oo, doing pretty well this holiday
What about you na?

Fine o. We go dey alright.

RighteousDemon:
Haven't met any but I've seen seunmohmoh on Whatsapp vid calls... She's a cutie.
I'd like to meet Beremx cos she lives in Portharcourt likewise and of course my sisterfire... Weirdo

I don't live in PH. I have lived in Lagos all my life. Thanks for the mention.🙂🙂

Beremx:
I don't live in PH. I have lived in Lagos all my life. Thanks for the mention.🙂🙂

Disclaimer .

2 so far

Queendera:
My roommate is a member

Do you do hookup?

ahnie:

Disclaimer .

lol na so!! Disclaiming it sharp sharp. 🤣🤣🤣

How are you doing? My regards to the kids

Does anyone here knows me?

Beremx:
lol na so!! Disclaiming it sharp sharp. 🤣🤣🤣

How are you doing? My regards to the kids

E read to Disclaim my dear,with the craziness currently going on here.

The family is doing great,warmest regards to yours as well.

ahnie:

A thousand likes on this comment.
As I m now,I cringe meeting any nairalander

most of em are awfully terrible.

Yeah i have met one in ashawo beer parlour, and we organize to Bleep one sweet banny like that, narialand is so full of fun, I will never regret been a member on this platform.

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Blackdeewhy:

I searched for a driving school online and I saw a link from nairaland which was his number.
To cut the long story short I met Mr. Dave here who was my driving instructor.
I learnt driving just two weeks because of my job and now I am pro🤪.
Mr. Dave, happy Sunday to you Incase you're seeing this sir.

I am sure he also taught you how to ride on his dick🤣🤣🤣🤣

ahnie:
Yes several of them thru video chats,I have only met one physically when I went for her kids birthday,such a beautiful lady

Is that why you cheat on your husband?

Prettygirl200:
I haven't but wish to meet one nairlander, he isn't an active member here I met him through one of my thread that I created and I must say, he's a wonderful being with the kindest heart ever. He is the only guy I didn't regret meeting offline. The rest are bullshit!! he lives in lagos and one day I know I will meet him face to face he's from the west Very kind hearted guy.

English composition na your mate?

One minute she's saying there's one guy she will LIKE TO meet with.
And then the next minute she's saying she didn't regret MEETING HIM offline.


...or maybe she's trying to throw us off the scent of the fact that they've met and fvcked

I've only met two people and they are very friendly and mature .

ravensckar:
Back then in the University, I met a nairalander with the username Toyde. In our NYSC camp, I connected with a few others who were really nice guys. After my NYSC, I met Deji, Mr. Oyenekan, Miss Patricia, etc. All of whom I'm still tight with till date.

Several other monikers that I've had interactions or transactions with; Avicky, Stenon, initialize, Bobby, etc.

In all, nairaland is a great forum. It's not as faceless as some of you may think. Hence, I pity all those whose only mission here is to cause mischief and engage in tribal wars. They are missing out on the good things of life.

PS- I once worked for a former special adviser to Governor Ambode who singled me out because of my post here on Nairaland. She said the moment she heard those words, she knew immediately that I must be a nairalander. Since that day, son of man has become careful of what he posts here on nairaland. It's not as faceless as I thought.

Bros...which kind pathetic lies be diswan
@bolded

Read that shit all over again
and tell us if it makes sense to YOU

Glocee:
I haven't met anyone yet.

We really should do something about that, Sis.

Three.

The first introduced me to Nairaland. He was an okay, level-headed person. He cut me off after a while. The second was an ugly broke girl who catfished for compliments. The third, I communicated with via video calls and text messages. She was batshit. I cut her off after a week and blocked her line.

I no wan know any of una.

PS. If you live in Sango-Ota, the person on your left and the one on your right heavily use Nairaland.

Yes. Back in the days when I was still selling shoes online. As the seller, I also took care of the logistics by delivering items myself. Many of these Nairalanders hiding under their monikers are wealthy and well to do adults.

For real,I can't just believe my co-worker is a nairalander😂

I've met three Nairalanders but they didn't meet me, how?
I do not come out open as Nairalander. Never even mentioned it to my siblings. If we're having a discussion nd you mention Nl, i'll pretend like it's my first time hearing about it.
The level of knowledge on this forum is so great that you should be careful of people on this space.
They're so many different personalities on this space, both good and bad. These are people we meet everyday.
I know i'm not the only one here who behaves this way.

ravensckar:
Longest time bro! Trust life is treating you well. I can never forget how you recognized me in O.A.U without knowing me before.

If the DSS had employed someone like you to work for them, perhaps all the terrorists disturbing this country would have been fished out.

Lol...that is a message to those who think they can talk or do anyhow on Nairaland because it's a faceless forum, it goes beyond that.

I thank God for life.

Sniper101:

We really should do something about that, Sis.

No wahala!

Beremx:
I don't live in PH. I have lived in Lagos all my life. Thanks for the mention.🙂🙂

Really? Okay though.

I remember a thread sometime around last two year when someone was discussing about social work course. I comment on that thread. I get to know Mr Michael who want to apply for social work in my prestigious university ( Better by far to be precise). We exchange contact af we begin to interact via Whatsapp. We do interact once in a while. I hope we meet one day.

They're good people on NL. I will like to connect with many dawg in this platform.

jeromestarks:

Do you do hookup?

Do you have money?

Queendera:
Do you have money?

How much do you charge?