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internationalman:
I'm actually really at the threshold of my relationship with my current boo, as in I'm really tired and I feel like breaking up..

But I've never ever fûcked a pussy nearly as sweet as her own. Her pussy makes me feel like I'm orgasming all through the entire duration of the sex. Damn.

I might end up marrying her because of that sweet pussy.

Lols.... Men and sex na 5%6....
Tomorrow now u will say the only thing girls bring to the table is sex(body)...
Yet u forget say na you no gree rest, u wan swim, drown and die inside the pussy... Chai 🤣🤣

IamDora:
Good day Nairalanders, I hope you all are having a good time

So as the topic implies,

What was that one thing that happened in your relationship that made you realize it was time to Break up and Move on?

Share your experience(s) nairalanders

Trying to convince her I'm the right guy
Eventually i got tired...

She was a narcissist.Have you ever met someone who actually did wrong and bro...this person will be so sorrowful, crying, catarrh all over her nose...swearing with bible, threatening to commit suicide etc you will start doubting if really you are not the one that offended her and start apologizing,you the victim ooo.Run oooo

This topic don pass 500 for nairaland but its always interesting so no wahala

I messed up. It'll never happen again. She was the best I was the beast. She deserves better. I learn. Hope the sun of luck shine again. Im responsible for my action. A million apologies.

Onefornaija7:
Do u have a personal experience?

Yes. I did a paid add but didn't get even a single call. Though their customer care was trying to advice me on better way to do it. She said I would have done a higher sub and included several items on it instead of just one item like I did, but I have lost interest by then.

But I feel it favors car dealers.

Snoring, hanty can snore like her life depends on it. I can't stay awake all 2ru de night nd watch u sleep oo.

Na head of fish cause am oooooooo


She serves me head of fish without the second eyeball

Onefornaija7:
Disrespect.

I felt disrespected and lost affection

I need advice please.


Are Jiji premium paid ads worth it?

If No, what are other better places to advertise gadgets like phones, laptops, cars?.

Facebook market.

Nairaland clearance sales thread

biyams:
Twas in church, pastor was saying if you're single and hoping for a life partner stand up lemme pray for you....he still emphasized and said "if you're single o"...from the back seat I saw my girlfriend on her feet....oh my!!
2years of serious relationship...
That was 2014..

If u checked well, there are some CLEAN, RICH-LOOKING Guys
That were seated on that Church service.

And she aimed to Catch one of them by Standing up.😊

Naija Ladies are VERY calculative and smart.

Onefornaija7:
Disrespect.

I felt disrespected and lost affection

I need advice please.


Are Jiji premium paid ads worth it?

If No, what are other better places to advertise gadgets like phones, laptops, cars?.

Used to be great. Everything fell apart when Jiji started becoming too profit minded. Yes, they should make money but the rate they go at it now, it too much. Especially when you don't deliver on the good. Can you imagine they charged me 9k to have my WhatsApp link on my profile. This is after I paid 55,499 for premium ad. I just have alot to say about this Jiji shaa. As for where else to sell, there is Marketplace etc

Inkling:
Cheating with boldness

That’s serious

Insulted my mum, even went as far as calling her a prostitute, omo na dere I realize say I gats let go off this one and quicker

IamDora:
Good day Nairalanders, I hope you all are having a good time

So as the topic implies,

What was that one thing that happened in your relationship that made you realize it was time to Break up and Move on?

Share your experience(s) nairalanders

biyams:
Twas in church, pastor was saying if you're single and hoping for a life partner stand up lemme pray for you....he still emphasized and said "if you're single o"...from the back seat I saw my girlfriend on her feet....oh my!!
2years of serious relationship...
That was 2014..

😭😂

Relationship Wahala no be here

Story of my life

Just take time and read from beginning to the end, you will understand.

I got married to a Yoruba Lady just to try another tribe.

Since I got married to a Yoruba woman, my life has never been the same, she prepares only ewedu and Amala for me, I told her to cook another food for me, she insisted that her parents taught her how to prepare only Amala and ewedu.

This Lady can snore for Africa, she doesn't allow me to sleep at night, na snoring she dey use wake me up for night.

Whenever we want to make love, I will force her to bath, but to no avail. She said that she bath only once in a day, I did not argue with her, I insisted that she must bath before making love.

My brothers, this Yoruba Lady went into the bathroom, stayed only 1 minute and came out, I ask her why she bath only 1 minute, she said bathing is not her thing, she is used to it.

My brothers, what offence did i commit for marrying a Yoruba Lady. All the things she dey do for house, I just dey tolerate her, na so so mess she dey mess for room whenever she eat her Amala and ewedu.

She Don use ofe mmanu scatter my family, Who did i offend.

I have already divorced her in peace

biyams:
Twas in church, pastor was saying if you're single and hoping for a life partner stand up lemme pray for you....he still emphasized and said "if you're single o"...from the back seat I saw my girlfriend on her feet....oh my!!
2years of serious relationship...
That was 2014..

Haba man, your babe stood to pray for your good afterall you were not married so both of you were singles

Vinnie2000:
If u checked well, there are some CLEAN, RICH-LOOKING Guys
That were seated on that Church service.

And she aimed to Catch one of them by Standing up.😊

Naija Ladies are VERY calculative and smart.

Exactly....I thought as well sadly.... people who knew us together in church were also shocked then, after service both me and her were asked alot of questions from different people...there were cool rich kids there..those pampered boys who can just point a lady and the next thing you'll see is a wedding invitation...she stood cos of such for sure

I have never had a Broken relationship.

It's a long distance relationship, we see once in a while.

All those times we are not together, Otilo.

Honestly I don't care, there is more to life than what another human decides to do with their life.

IyaTola:

Many at times, we've gotten our heart broken by that person we value so much. It could be very disastrous and we may have found it hard to get back to our feet. Trust me, stalking them will leave you worse than the heartbreak did. So, what's the best thing to do in this situation? The best thing is to revenge and make them regret ever breaking your heart. Below, we'll discuss how you can do that.


1. Delete the memories of what you had: This is the very first step in overcoming an ex. Delete their numbers, pictures and text messages. Let nothing remind you of what you shared or had. It's a difficult thing to try yes, you have to be brave to get a sweet revenge. Don't agree to become friends with them. Keep no relationship whatsoever.

2. Move on: You heard that right? Move on. Go to parties. Hang out with your friends. Give chance for a new boyfriend. Take selfies and remain happy. Don't discuss them and don't think about them... Doing so can ruin your mood. Some exes come back into your like the moment they see you are happy without them. Never accept them. Someone who broke your heart can make sure you never heal. Stay away and enjoy life.

3. Be successful: Yes. This is the sweetest part. The best way you can revenge an ex is to be successful. Solely chase your career to the end. Go for auditions. Do well at school. Write scholarship examinations and be great. Let your success story haunt them. Let them read about you on Google. Do the things you love to do and remain elegant. Trust me, you don't want to know how remorseful they would feel. They would want to explain to their friends on how they used to know you but who cares, you are up.

Let me add this.. So many of you think breaking other people's heart is the best way to revenge(indirectly) an ex. No dear. You are breaking innocent people and you've given that ex power over you. Power to turn you into a monster that cannot love again but to break other people's heart. No one is worth it. You have a life and a future. Don't let that ex have the final say in your life..

Join ITK relationship group
https://chat(.)whatsapp(.)com/DhwGCgNx4hM7u2Fu1TFNz7

Are you a woman? Men feel hurt too though

FLYFIRE:
Haba man, your babe stood to pray for your good afterall you were not married so both of you were singles

😂😂😂😂 ...by then I didn't take it this way...now I understand it's not her fault..she's now happily married, honestly I'm happy for her at last.

She too like head
Na him I run o

biyams:
Exactly....I thought as well sadly.... people who knew us together in church were also shocked then, after service both me and her were asked alot of questions from different people...there were cool rich kids there..those pampered boys who can just point a lady and the next thing you'll see is a wedding invitation...she stood cos of such for sure

Hahahaha.

I talk am now. 🤷

Our Naija Ladies are smart o. Most of them will collect N10k or N15k from their naive Boyfriend.
Use to sew Aso-ebi to Impress RICHER guys. 😄

BrotherShade:
Relationship Wahala no be here

Story of my life

Just take time and read from beginning to the end, you will understand.

I got married to a Yoruba Lady just to try another tribe.

Since I got married to a Yoruba woman, my life has never been the same, she prepares only ewedu and Amala for me, I told her to cook another food for me, she insisted that her parents taught her how to prepare only Amala and ewedu.

This Lady can snore for Africa, she doesn't allow me to sleep at night, na snoring she dey use wake me up for night.

Whenever we want to make love, I will force her to bath, but to no avail. She said that she bath only once in a day, I did not argue with her, I insisted that she must bath before making love.

My brothers, this Yoruba Lady went into the bathroom, stayed only 1 minute and came out, I ask her why she bath only 1 minute, she said bathing is not her thing, she is used to it.

My brothers, what offence did i commit for marrying a Yoruba Lady. All the things she dey do for house, I just dey tolerate her, na so so mess she dey mess for room whenever she eat her Amala and ewedu.

She Don use ofe mmanu scatter my family, Who did i offend.

I have already divorced her in peace

are you serious 🤣😂😂🤣

internationalman:
I'm actually really at the threshold of my relationship with my current boo, as in I'm really tired and I feel like breaking up..

But I've never ever fûcked a pussy nearly as sweet as her own. Her pussy makes me feel like I'm orgasming all through the entire duration of the sex. Damn.

I might end up marrying her because of that sweet pussy.

something must kill a man but you must not die because of a public toilet. Pussy wer some boys don taya to nak?

ModCaller:
Facebook market.

Nairaland clearance sales thread

Kindly share link to the thread

biyams:
Twas in church, pastor was saying if you're single and hoping for a life partner stand up lemme pray for you....he still emphasized and said "if you're single o"...from the back seat I saw my girlfriend on her feet....oh my!!
2years of serious relationship...
That was 2014..

But you weren't married to her yet nah. Being her boyfriend doesn't change the fact that she's still single.

Vinnie2000:
Hahahaha.

I talk am now. 🤷

Our Naija Ladies are smart o. Most of them will collect N10k or N15k from their naive Boyfriend.
Use to sew Aso-ebi to Impress RICHER guys. 😄

😂😂 No be lie, naija ladies are very smart ... there's supposed to be a book about them...it should be "the power of Nigerian girls" ...

IyaebeTheGreat:
Lies and deceits, I hate it with passion .

No, you don't hate lies and deceit with passion abeg . You can't be an APC supporter and lie this kin lie na. Everyone knows it's these two ingredients - lies and deceits- that make your party tick.

OlaBlaize:
But you weren't married to her yet nah. Being her boyfriend doesn't change the fact that she's still single.

actually true...but statuswise she's "in a serious relationship" abi I was the only one in the relationship....na now I dey realize am

MajorGain:
Kindly share link to the thread

Search this on Nairaland "House clearance sales... Come in here" .

I'm avoiding spam bot ban

Doyou2019:
No, you don't usage lies and deceit. You can't be an APC supporter and lie this kin lie na. Everyone knows it's these two ingredients - lies and deceits- that make your party tick.

Obi represents everything that involves Lies and Deceits. Bitter truth