| Re: My Wife's Getting Fat by Jakumo(m): 11:31am On Apr 18, 2023 |
Geovanni412:
It's not genetics
What time does she eat dinner?
She should avoid eating food 2 hrs before she goes to sleep
Does she snack a lot?
Does she eat sugar and processed foods?
How vigorous is her exercise schedule?
By the time you check all these things, you will have the right answer.
You be corret man when get brain. Take dis gulder to nak dis morning sharply 1 Like |
| Re: My Wife's Getting Fat by Ameduedwin: 11:41am On Apr 18, 2023 |
kingreign:
 
I’m lost for words and utterly angry that someone would use such nasty language to describe and qualify his wife. Body shaming her and her aged mom is the height of the insult and see finish.
Well to each their own, whatever rocks your boat! Kai human being, rightous than though. As he is seeking for advise now, which language or world did you want him to use in discribing his wife than to say it the way it is so you can give him the right advise? In your little mind, you take That as an insult. 2 Likes |
| Re: My Wife's Getting Fat by ThatrealestApex: 11:57am On Apr 18, 2023 |
DrAbdulSuleman:
I started dating this girl 15 years ago. Tight body, good personality, all is well. Got married. Things continue to go swimmingly. Her mom is in her 80s and is quite overweight. A few years into the relationship I saw an old picture of her mom when she was much younger and she looked almost exactly like my wife. Started getting worried. Wife turned 40 a few months ago and her chin is starting to get flabby. Just like her mom’s. Her tits are also starting to sag. They’re huge, which was always a plus, but since last summer they’ve started expanding, but in a bad way. She’s starting to widen out in the middle. Her arms and legs are getting thicker. Basically, she’s starting to get her mom’s body. This is despite the fact that she eats right and exercises regularly. Genetics seem to be overriding her good decisions. And it’s happening rapidly. I’m having a harder time finding her sexually exciting. Which sucks, because her personality is still top tier. I’m afraid within 3 or 4 years she’s going to look hideous. And I’ll be a horrible bastard if I leave her just because she got fat, through no fault of her own. Can anything be done here? Like I said, she takes care of herself. Is there any way to fight genetics, or am I destined to have a fat cow for a wife?
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| Re: My Wife's Getting Fat by kingreign(m): 11:59am On Apr 18, 2023 |
Ameduedwin:
Kai human being, rightous than though. As he is seeking for advise now, which language or world did you want him to use in discribing his wife than to say it the way it is so you can give him the right advise? In your little mind, you take That as an insult. You’re full of rubbish and have a brain the size of a mustard seed if you come here to support the rubbish he spewed out against his wife and her mom on social media. Get off my mention dimwit! 3 Likes |
| Re: My Wife's Getting Fat by Kobicove(m): 11:59am On Apr 18, 2023 |
I seriously doubt if there is anything you can do to alter the course of genetics in this instance especially is she has a voracious appetite  |
| Re: My Wife's Getting Fat by Jakumo(m): 12:02pm On Apr 18, 2023 |
Kobicove:
I seriously doubt if there is anything you can do to alter the course of genetics in this instance As a renowned Doctor of Pure and Applied Sexological Studies, I have already issued my prescription for the man to get laid with younger and fitter women so he can get his rocks off and stop being concerned about how big his wife grows due to her gluttonous and sedentary life. 1 Like |
| Re: My Wife's Getting Fat by Jozilinn: 12:07pm On Apr 18, 2023 |
And you have remained the same right?😴😴😴😴😴😴😴😴 1 Like |
| Re: My Wife's Getting Fat by Shokoloko(f): 12:12pm On Apr 18, 2023 |
Jakumo:
As a renowned Doctor of Pure and Applied Sexological Studies, I have already issued my prescription for the man to get laid with younger and fitter women so he can get his rocks off and stop being concerned about how big his wife grows due to her gluttonous and sedentary life. His post clearly states that his wife does not have a sedentary lifestyle. |
| Re: My Wife's Getting Fat by Jakumo(m): 12:18pm On Apr 18, 2023 |
Shokoloko:
His post clearly states that his wife does not have a sedentary lifestyle. Regardless of the reason his wife is ballooning, my humble prediction is that the good doctor is already putting finishing touches to his divorce petition. The level of frustration he feels is so evident in the wording he uses, and the fact that he is consulting complete strangers in an open forum without even bothering to hide his identity, further hints at a very deep sense of utter futility he is feeling at this point. Hot sexy women abound in Palm Springs, and a man of high net worth with a doctorate in fluid dynamics KNOWS he can do better. That marriage is history. He needs to catch up on the sex life that is simply passing him by to his utter dismay. 1 Like |
| Re: My Wife's Getting Fat by Shokoloko(f): 12:22pm On Apr 18, 2023 |
Jakumo:
Regardless of the reason his wife is ballooning, my humble prediction is that the good doctor is already putting finishing touches to his divorce petition.
The level of frustration he feels is so evident in the wording he uses, and the fact that he is consulting complete strangers in an open forum without even bothering to hide his identity, further hints at a very deep sense of utter futility he is feeling at this point. Hot sexy women abound in Palm Springs, and a man of high net worth with a doctorate in fluid dynamics KNOWS he can do better. That marriage is history. He needs to catch up on the sex life that is simply passing him by to his utter dismay. If his wife was your sister, would you not advise him to discreetly begin the process and not come on a public forum to describe her as a fat cow. He is not even anonymous as he has his photo. No one is saying he should not do what he wants but can not treat the mother of his children with empathy and make his decision without belittling her? Update: OP is only a troll and makes attention seeking posts. Please comment as per fiction 3 Likes 
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| Re: My Wife's Getting Fat by sisisioge: 12:31pm On Apr 18, 2023 |
Tell her to watch her calories intake and eat more of veggies. No matter how much predisposed we are to adding weight, food, our health and exercise still help fuel it. If she has no underlying medical condition, the no of calories that goes into her mouth is the culprit.
I know you said she eats right o, but how right is her right? 1 Like |
| Re: My Wife's Getting Fat by Jakumo(m): 12:33pm On Apr 18, 2023 |
Shokoloko:
If his wife was your sister, would you not advise him to discreetly begin the process and not come on a public forum to describe her as a fat cow. He is not even anonymous as he has his photo.
No one is saying he should not do what he wants but can not treat the mother of his children with empathy and make his decision without belittling her? When he wakes up in Cali he would do well to change his Nairaland profile to remove his picture and real name. This very public complaint he made here could backfire in divorce court, and I made this recommendation to be discreet right at the onset. For a PHD holder, the man was utterly reckless in making this complaint so public and traceable directly to him. I would not agree with you more about this man's perplexing failure to be discreet. It would never cross my mind to affix my true name to anything I write online, and that is the reason I studiously avoid social media such as Farcebook, Twatter, and Instacrap. 1 Like |
| Re: My Wife's Getting Fat by Shokoloko(f): 12:40pm On Apr 18, 2023 |
Jakumo:
When he wakes up in Cali he would do well to change his Nairaland profile to remove his picture and real name. This very public complaint he made here could backfire in divorce court, and I made this recommendation to be discreet right at the onset. For a PHD holder, the man was utterly reckless in making this complaint so public and traceable directly to him.
I would not agree with you more about this man's perplexing failure to be discreet. It would never cross my mind to affix my true name to anything I write online, and that is the reason I studiously avoid social media such as Farcebook, Twatter, and Instacrap. By the way, this guy is trolling and that photo is not him. Look at his previous 53 posts. Brings up stories to get attention. Talked about having sexual contact with his daughter. 3 Likes 1 Share |
| Re: My Wife's Getting Fat by Jakumo(m): 12:47pm On Apr 18, 2023 |
Shokoloko:
By the way, this guy is trolling and that photo is not him.
Look at his previous 53 posts. Brings up stories to get attention. Talked about having sexual contact with his daughter. # Wow. Now it all makes sense. Now, where do I send the bill for all the wasted typing that I did in response to this fictitious predicament posted by a comedian looking for reactions? |
| Re: My Wife's Getting Fat by Truvelisback(m): 12:50pm On Apr 18, 2023 |
DrAbdulSuleman:
I started dating this girl 15 years ago. Tight body, good personality, all is well. Got married. Things continue to go swimmingly. Her mom is in her 80s and is quite overweight. A few years into the relationship I saw an old picture of her mom when she was much younger and she looked almost exactly like my wife. Started getting worried. Wife turned 40 a few months ago and her chin is starting to get flabby. Just like her mom’s. Her tits are also starting to sag. They’re huge, which was always a plus, but since last summer they’ve started expanding, but in a bad way. She’s starting to widen out in the middle. Her arms and legs are getting thicker. Basically, she’s starting to get her mom’s body. This is despite the fact that she eats right and exercises regularly. Genetics seem to be overriding her good decisions. And it’s happening rapidly. I’m having a harder time finding her sexually exciting. Which sucks, because her personality is still top tier. I’m afraid within 3 or 4 years she’s going to look hideous. And I’ll be a horrible bastard if I leave her just because she got fat, through no fault of her own. Can anything be done here? Like I said, she takes care of herself. Is there any way to fight genetics, or am I destined to have a fat cow for a wife?
Isn't she fasting? |
| Re: My Wife's Getting Fat by SouthSouth1914: 12:56pm On Apr 18, 2023 |
DrAbdulSuleman:
I started dating this girl 15 years ago. Tight body, good personality, all is well. Got married. Things continue to go swimmingly. Her mom is in her 80s and is quite overweight. A few years into the relationship I saw an old picture of her mom when she was much younger and she looked almost exactly like my wife. Started getting worried. Wife turned 40 a few months ago and her chin is starting to get flabby. Just like her mom’s. Her tits are also starting to sag. They’re huge, which was always a plus, but since last summer they’ve started expanding, but in a bad way. She’s starting to widen out in the middle. Her arms and legs are getting thicker. Basically, she’s starting to get her mom’s body. This is despite the fact that she eats right and exercises regularly. Genetics seem to be overriding her good decisions. And it’s happening rapidly. I’m having a harder time finding her sexually exciting. Which sucks, because her personality is still top tier. I’m afraid within 3 or 4 years she’s going to look hideous. And I’ll be a horrible bastard if I leave her just because she got fat, through no fault of her own. Can anything be done here? Like I said, she takes care of herself. Is there any way to fight genetics, or am I destined to have a fat cow for a wife?
You are not married! If you are, you won’t describe your wife in such a horrible and disgusting manner in a public space! If you are truly married, you’re a disgrace! 3 Likes |
| Re: My Wife's Getting Fat by Ulunne777(f): 1:03pm On Apr 18, 2023 |
Just turn to a huge bull to compliment the fat cow.
Idiotu! |
| Re: My Wife's Getting Fat by Chidi2022: 1:15pm On Apr 18, 2023 |
Jakumo:
#
Wow. Now it all makes sense. Now, where do I send the bill for all the wasted typing that I did in response to this fictitious predicament posted by a comedian looking for reactions? Send it down to your empty skull because you have been crying more than the bereaved.. A forty year old mother who is supposed to start relaxing and enjoying the fruits of her labour should start running around to please an unsatiable ignoramus like you because all you and op live for is pussy.. 1 Like |
| Re: My Wife's Getting Fat by NwaliE01: 1:42pm On Apr 18, 2023 |
DrAbdulSuleman:
I started dating this girl 15 years ago. Tight body, good personality, all is well. Got married. Things continue to go swimmingly. Her mom is in her 80s and is quite overweight. A few years into the relationship I saw an old picture of her mom when she was much younger and she looked almost exactly like my wife. Started getting worried. Wife turned 40 a few months ago and her chin is starting to get flabby. Just like her mom’s. Her tits are also starting to sag. They’re huge, which was always a plus, but since last summer they’ve started expanding, but in a bad way. She’s starting to widen out in the middle. Her arms and legs are getting thicker. Basically, she’s starting to get her mom’s body. This is despite the fact that she eats right and exercises regularly. Genetics seem to be overriding her good decisions. And it’s happening rapidly. I’m having a harder time finding her sexually exciting. Which sucks, because her personality is still top tier. I’m afraid within 3 or 4 years she’s going to look hideous. And I’ll be a horrible bastard if I leave her just because she got fat, through no fault of her own. Can anything be done here? Like I said, she takes care of herself. Is there any way to fight genetics, or am I destined to have a fat cow for a wife?
Try write this in UK, by tomorrow evening you would be in the law court with the longest divorce paper waiting for you to drop your ink on it. She's the wife of your youth and still will remain the wife of your old age. She's a biological being which is not immuned to ageing and transformations alike. Stop looking at those young girls nor compare them with your wife. She's unique and you will find her interesting if you conditions your mind. She's not getting younger but down the age path. Try and excercise with her often and change her routine and diet to suit what you desired. 1 Like |
| Re: My Wife's Getting Fat by zeuss: 1:53pm On Apr 18, 2023 |
DrAbdulSuleman:
I started dating this girl 15 years ago. Tight body, good personality, all is well. Got married. Things continue to go swimmingly. Her mom is in her 80s and is quite overweight. A few years into the relationship I saw an old picture of her mom when she was much younger and she looked almost exactly like my wife. Started getting worried. Wife turned 40 a few months ago and her chin is starting to get flabby. Just like her mom’s. Her tits are also starting to sag. They’re huge, which was always a plus, but since last summer they’ve started expanding, but in a bad way. She’s starting to widen out in the middle. Her arms and legs are getting thicker. Basically, she’s starting to get her mom’s body. This is despite the fact that she eats right and exercises regularly. Genetics seem to be overriding her good decisions. And it’s happening rapidly. I’m having a harder time finding her sexually exciting. Which sucks, because her personality is still top tier. I’m afraid within 3 or 4 years she’s going to look hideous. And I’ll be a horrible bastard if I leave her just because she got fat, through no fault of her own. Can anything be done here? Like I said, she takes care of herself. Is there any way to fight genetics, or am I destined to have a fat cow for a wife?
Its all in her feeding style...... .to get as big as she is getting you need to eat big. She eats big when ur not looking... In anycase love her new body. You may just loose a limb tomorrow. 1 Like |
| Re: My Wife's Getting Fat by Vinnie2000(m): 1:59pm On Apr 18, 2023 |
DrAbdulSuleman:
I started dating this girl 15 years ago. Tight body, good personality, all is well. Got married. Things continue to go swimmingly. Her mom is in her 80s and is quite overweight. A few years into the relationship I saw an old picture of her mom when she was much younger and she looked almost exactly like my wife. Started getting worried. Wife turned 40 a few months ago and her chin is starting to get flabby. Just like her mom’s. Her tits are also starting to sag. They’re huge, which was always a plus, but since last summer they’ve started expanding, but in a bad way. She’s starting to widen out in the middle. Her arms and legs are getting thicker. Basically, she’s starting to get her mom’s body. This is despite the fact that she eats right and exercises regularly. Genetics seem to be overriding her good decisions. And it’s happening rapidly. I’m having a harder time finding her sexually exciting. Which sucks, because her personality is still top tier. I’m afraid within 3 or 4 years she’s going to look hideous. And I’ll be a horrible bastard if I leave her just because she got fat, through no fault of her own. Can anything be done here? Like I said, she takes care of herself. Is there any way to fight genetics, or am I destined to have a fat cow for a wife?
Is it ur Wife you are Referring to as 'This Girl'?   😄😄🙆 |
| Re: My Wife's Getting Fat by Kobojunkie: 2:10pm On Apr 18, 2023 |
DrAbdulSuleman:
Basically, she’s starting to get her mom’s body. This is despite the fact that she eats right and exercises regularly. Genetics seem to be overriding her good decisions. And it’s happening rapidly. I’m having a harder time finding her sexually exciting. Which sucks, because her personality is still top tier. I’m afraid within 3 or 4 years she’s going to look hideous. And I’ll be a horrible bastard if I leave her just because she got fat, through no fault of her own. Can anything be done here? Like I said, she takes care of herself. Is there any way to fight genetics, or am I destined to have a fat cow for a wife? Wow... I wonder what your write-up would read like when she starts developing wrinkles as old age sets in or maybe you would have gotten rid of her before then.  1 Like |
| Re: My Wife's Getting Fat by Kobojunkie: 2:11pm On Apr 18, 2023 |
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| Re: My Wife's Getting Fat by Kobojunkie: 2:12pm On Apr 18, 2023 |
jackcanfield:
Better to have a cash cow ... Anyway reduce her carbohydrates intake , let her take a walk regularly.. disclaimer my input is not guarantee to work.. better still call Teni makanaki She be cow? |
| Re: My Wife's Getting Fat by Geovanni412(m): 2:22pm On Apr 18, 2023 |
Jakumo:
You be corret man when get brain. Take dis gulder to nak dis morning sharply  . Thanks, boss. |
| Re: My Wife's Getting Fat by EriMma1: 2:40pm On Apr 18, 2023 |
Let her go off dairy products and do only low or non fat ones if she must take them. Also avoid gluten rich foods.
Avoid carbonated drinks and too much carbs.
Let her also wake up very early every morning to exercise.
If she can do these things, she'll trim down. |
| Re: My Wife's Getting Fat by ceeceeuwa: 2:42pm On Apr 18, 2023 |
DrAbdulSuleman:
I started dating this girl 15 years ago. Tight body, good personality, all is well. Got married. Things continue to go swimmingly. Her mom is in her 80s and is quite overweight. A few years into the relationship I saw an old picture of her mom when she was much younger and she looked almost exactly like my wife. Started getting worried. Wife turned 40 a few months ago and her chin is starting to get flabby. Just like her mom’s. Her tits are also starting to sag. They’re huge, which was always a plus, but since last summer they’ve started expanding, but in a bad way. She’s starting to widen out in the middle. Her arms and legs are getting thicker. Basically, she’s starting to get her mom’s body. This is despite the fact that she eats right and exercises regularly. Genetics seem to be overriding her good decisions. And it’s happening rapidly. I’m having a harder time finding her sexually exciting. Which sucks, because her personality is still top tier. I’m afraid within 3 or 4 years she’s going to look hideous. And I’ll be a horrible bastard if I leave her just because she got fat, through no fault of her own. Can anything be done here? Like I said, she takes care of herself. Is there any way to fight genetics, or am I destined to have a fat cow for a wife?
Did you just refer to your wife with such condescending term? 'fat cow'. She is repulsing you already! What happens to "for better for worse "?I wander what else she is going through from you. Before you say you are already seeking for help by bringing it online. All I see is a thread created to body shame a woman. Wait till those Nairaland minions see this thread, it will be a field day for them. |
| Re: My Wife's Getting Fat by RevolverOcelot(m): 2:54pm On Apr 18, 2023 |
Op register at the gym with your wife and tell her how you feel. Also tell her to eat less. No one wants a fat cow for a wife |
| Re: My Wife's Getting Fat by SamOchuko: 3:10pm On Apr 18, 2023 |
DrAbdulSuleman:
I started dating this girl 15 years ago. Tight body, good personality, all is well. Got married. Things continue to go swimmingly. Her mom is in her 80s and is quite overweight. A few years into the relationship I saw an old picture of her mom when she was much younger and she looked almost exactly like my wife. Started getting worried. Wife turned 40 a few months ago and her chin is starting to get flabby. Just like her mom’s. Her tits are also starting to sag. They’re huge, which was always a plus, but since last summer they’ve started expanding, but in a bad way. She’s starting to widen out in the middle. Her arms and legs are getting thicker. Basically, she’s starting to get her mom’s body. This is despite the fact that she eats right and exercises regularly. Genetics seem to be overriding her good decisions. And it’s happening rapidly. I’m having a harder time finding her sexually exciting. Which sucks, because her personality is still top tier. I’m afraid within 3 or 4 years she’s going to look hideous. And I’ll be a horrible bastard if I leave her just because she got fat, through no fault of her own. Can anything be done here? Like I said, she takes care of herself. Is there any way to fight genetics, or am I destined to have a fat cow for a wife?
How do you look when compared to how you were say 10 years ago? What’s your waist line like? What about your belly? Are you still trim or is nature doing it’s thing on you? You should know nature does it’s number on us all no matter how hard we try to fight it. |
| Re: My Wife's Getting Fat by Shokoloko(f): 3:15pm On Apr 18, 2023 |
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| Re: My Wife's Getting Fat by Rexymania(m): 3:24pm On Apr 18, 2023 |
Post pictures |
| Re: My Wife's Getting Fat by Jakumo(m): 3:29pm On Apr 18, 2023 |
Chidi2022:
Send it down to your empty skull because you have been crying more than the bereaved.. A forty year old mother who is supposed to start relaxing and enjoying the fruits of her labour should start running around to please an unsatiable ignoramus like you because all you and op live for is pussy.. Onyisi Chidi you sound so hysterical and agitated. For clarification, a Nairaland detective has already established that this entire thread is based on a FICTITIOUS story fabricated by a prankster for his own entertainment, so there is absolutely no need to elevate your blood pressure over responses that are all being made here to a purely hypothetical story. That said, your spontaneous outburst over my innocently expressed viewpoint hints at a deep sense of emptiness within you, that is most likely traceable to the fact that you are sadly married to a very fat woman who has to chase you around the house in order for you to fulfill your onerous and depressing matrimonial duties. Chidi, it does not have to be this way. You must break free from that horrible and pointless bondage called "marriage" because before you know it, you will be too old to service the young, fit, and busty women that you secretly drool over whenever they traverse your field of view. I sayeth verily unto thee that young poon are NOT beyond your reach. You must gird your loins and escape from that matrimonial prison that has filled you with such pressurized rage. Go out and get that poon, but don't forget to wash your wee-wee when you get done, because I refuse to be held accountable if your hippopotamus wife discovers your infidelity and then proceeds to beat the living crap out of you. God bless Argentina! |
