Jakumo:


Onyisi Chidi you sound so hysterical and agitated. For clarification, a Nairaland detective has already established that this entire thread is based on a FICTITIOUS story fabricated by a prankster for his own entertainment, so there is absolutely no need to elevate your blood pressure over responses that are all being made here to a purely hypothetical story.

That said, your spontaneous outburst over my innocently expressed viewpoint hints at a deep sense of emptiness within you, that is most likely traceable to the fact that you are sadly married to a very fat woman who has to chase you around the house in order for you to fulfill your onerous and depressing matrimonial duties.

Chidi, it does not have to be this way. You must break free from that horrible and pointless bondage called "marriage" because before you know it, you will be too old to service the young, fit, and busty women that you secretly drool over whenever they traverse your field of view.
I sayeth verily unto thee that young poon are NOT beyond your reach. You must gird your loins and escape from that matrimonial prison that has filled you with such pressurized rage. Go out and get that poon, but don't forget to wash your wee-wee when you get done, because I refuse to be held accountable if your hippopotamus wife discovers your infidelity and then proceeds to beat the living crap out of you.

God bless Argentina!

Chidi2022:
Ewu , i am not a man... And as you wish it for women not to have joy in thier homes, it will start from your loved ones...
God bless Morroco.

Chidi2022:
Ewu , i am not a man... And as you wish it for women not to have joy in thier homes, it will start from your loved ones...
God bless Morroco.

KidDarkness:

Your fire today is really hot ooo. You just dey give them hot hot😁😁😁. I salute ooo

DrAbdulSuleman:
I started dating this girl 15 years ago. Tight body, good personality, all is well. Got married. Things continue to go swimmingly. Her mom is in her 80s and is quite overweight. A few years into the relationship I saw an old picture of her mom when she was much younger and she looked almost exactly like my wife. Started getting worried. Wife turned 40 a few months ago and her chin is starting to get flabby. Just like her mom’s. Her tits are also starting to sag. They’re huge, which was always a plus, but since last summer they’ve started expanding, but in a bad way. She’s starting to widen out in the middle. Her arms and legs are getting thicker. Basically, she’s starting to get her mom’s body. This is despite the fact that she eats right and exercises regularly. Genetics seem to be overriding her good decisions. And it’s happening rapidly. I’m having a harder time finding her sexually exciting. Which sucks, because her personality is still top tier. I’m afraid within 3 or 4 years she’s going to look hideous. And I’ll be a horrible bastard if I leave her just because she got fat, through no fault of her own. Can anything be done here? Like I said, she takes care of herself. Is there any way to fight genetics, or am I destined to have a fat cow for a wife?

DrAbdulSuleman:
I started dating this girl 15 years ago. Tight body, good personality, all is well. Got married. Things continue to go swimmingly. Her mom is in her 80s and is quite overweight. A few years into the relationship I saw an old picture of her mom when she was much younger and she looked almost exactly like my wife. Started getting worried. Wife turned 40 a few months ago and her chin is starting to get flabby. Just like her mom’s. Her tits are also starting to sag. They’re huge, which was always a plus, but since last summer they’ve started expanding, but in a bad way. She’s starting to widen out in the middle. Her arms and legs are getting thicker. Basically, she’s starting to get her mom’s body. This is despite the fact that she eats right and exercises regularly. Genetics seem to be overriding her good decisions. And it’s happening rapidly. I’m having a harder time finding her sexually exciting. Which sucks, because her personality is still top tier. I’m afraid within 3 or 4 years she’s going to look hideous. And I’ll be a horrible bastard if I leave her just because she got fat, through no fault of her own. Can anything be done here? Like I said, she takes care of herself. Is there any way to fight genetics, or am I destined to have a fat cow for a wife?

DrAbdulSuleman:
I started dating this girl 15 years ago. Tight body, good personality, all is well. Got married. Things continue to go swimmingly. Her mom is in her 80s and is quite overweight. A few years into the relationship I saw an old picture of her mom when she was much younger and she looked almost exactly like my wife. Started getting worried. Wife turned 40 a few months ago and her chin is starting to get flabby. Just like her mom’s. Her tits are also starting to sag. They’re huge, which was always a plus, but since last summer they’ve started expanding, but in a bad way. She’s starting to widen out in the middle. Her arms and legs are getting thicker. Basically, she’s starting to get her mom’s body. This is despite the fact that she eats right and exercises regularly. Genetics seem to be overriding her good decisions. And it’s happening rapidly. I’m having a harder time finding her sexually exciting. Which sucks, because her personality is still top tier. I’m afraid within 3 or 4 years she’s going to look hideous. And I’ll be a horrible bastard if I leave her just because she got fat, through no fault of her own. Can anything be done here? Like I said, she takes care of herself. Is there any way to fight genetics, or am I destined to have a fat cow for a wife?

Rickmann:


Did you marry her body or her virtues?
From all u just said ,it's evident it's a genetic thing and there's absolutely nothing you can do about it.

Jakumo:


The only practical benefit of that soul-destroying confinement called "marriage" is to ensure that one's offspring bear the family surname on all legal documents.

I do not know of one single married Nigerian man who does not have at least a couple of extramarital affairs going on secretly or even openly in the case of rich men. Once those kids have acquired their family name and flown the nest, ALL men thirst for a chance to mount the kind of woman that their high-mileage wives USED to be.

The louder you protest this truism, the more likely it is that you have not yet been successful in establishing the requisite extramarital liaisons that help alleviate that depressing confinement called "marriage".

KidDarkness:

Your fire today is really hot ooo. You just dey give them hot hot😁😁😁. I salute ooo

Chidi2022:
My gee...How far nah... You no get prophecy for me?

KidDarkness:

Lol. I no be prophet oooo.
I'm alright
Them too dey offend you for nairaland

Jakumo:


Actress and bikini marketer Liz Hurley is 57 years old this year. There is NO excuse to get fat and unattractive at any age below 70

sniperr007:

Genetics oh

Jakumo:


This man is a Ph.D. earning top dollar and residing in a very prosperous area of Southern California. Let him enjoy his life with the young woman that he clearly prefers as a red-blooded male. He can afford to hire them as carnal knowledge consultants while he has medical insurance so he does NOT need any woman to "stand by him" in his old age for moral support.

Life is way too short to be lived in regret over missed opportunities to feel the luster and resilience of youthful fit women. Let him enjoy his life to the fullest and stop preaching and moralizing. In short, paddle your own canoe, and Dr. Suleman will do the needful as indicated by his own conscience and desires.

NaBanga:


What is top dollar to you? No Ph.D instructor/professor is earning top dollar in any state of America, unless they are heavily into research and the PI. He should go ahead to run out of his marriage and leave his wife and children. That is what irresponsible men do. It's obvious he is irresponsible for bringing something like this to the internet.

DrAbdulSuleman:
Is there any way to fight genetics, or am I destined to have a fat cow for a wife?

kingreign:

You’re full of rubbish and have a brain the size of a mustard seed if you come here to support the rubbish he spewed out against his wife and her mom on social media.

Get off my mention dimwit!

Ameduedwin:
guy go and sit down, you are the types That fabricated things any how, you are just a trouble Maker.

SouthSouth1914:


You are not married! If you are, you won’t describe your wife in such a horrible and disgusting manner in a public space!

If you are truly married, you’re a disgrace!

Octopusssy:

I can smell trolls a mile off and I was already choking on the odoriferous stench two paragraphs into his post. Don't waste your comments on the jobless fellow.

I won't be surprised if this is one of the e-incarnations of ObamaMessi

DrAbdulSuleman:




Send me your Cash app or Zelle ID let me send you some something that'll change your life right now.

DrAbdulSuleman:
or am I destined to have a fat cow for a wife?

nothing angela no go hear for saloon

DrAbdulSuleman:
I started dating this girl 15 years ago. Tight body, good personality, all is well. Got married. Things continue to go swimmingly. Her mom is in her 80s and is quite overweight. A few years into the relationship I saw an old picture of her mom when she was much younger and she looked almost exactly like my wife. Started getting worried. Wife turned 40 a few months ago and her chin is starting to get flabby. Just like her mom’s. Her tits are also starting to sag. They’re huge, which was always a plus, but since last summer they’ve started expanding, but in a bad way. She’s starting to widen out in the middle. Her arms and legs are getting thicker. Basically, she’s starting to get her mom’s body. This is despite the fact that she eats right and exercises regularly. Genetics seem to be overriding her good decisions. And it’s happening rapidly. I’m having a harder time finding her sexually exciting. Which sucks, because her personality is still top tier. I’m afraid within 3 or 4 years she’s going to look hideous. And I’ll be a horrible bastard if I leave her just because she got fat, through no fault of her own. Can anything be done here? Like I said, she takes care of herself. Is there any way to fight genetics, or am I destined to have a fat cow for a wife?

Jakumo:


Actress and bikini marketer Liz Hurley is 57 years old this year. There is NO excuse to get fat and unattractive at any age below 70