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Na food I know say I go miss

Recklessly driving against traffic..
Especially by commuter buses..🎯

Mindlog:
Freedom to do what?

Freedom to do anyhow...

Make God just give me money... I no wan leave this country I swear 😩😩
Imagine missing Nigerian food, jollof rice and plenty swallow ahhhh and our curvy and problematic girls I go too miss them.. noooo I can't.

You can't piss anywhere.

Funny enough, I still yarn this matter with my nigga today...

Mindlog:
Freedom to do what?

Freedom to be lawless

Please give me visa I want to miss them.

As for me oo. Abroad na for vacation. Naija no good but e still dey sweet me.

headofschool:
I'm telling you, there is more freedom in Nigeria than those places where we claimed security of lives abroad.

What freedom is that

Nigeria na country wey person dey miss?




Nonsense!

NamelessOGBENI:
You can't piss anywhere.

Funny enough, I still yarn this matter with my nigga today...

There are toilets available. So no need piss anyhow.

No place like home.

juman:
There are toilets available. So no need piss anyhow.

Juman!

Tell me say you never piss outside for Naija before.

Those abuses/curse from damfo and okada drivers

headofschool:
I'm telling you, there is more freedom in Nigeria than those places where we claimed security of lives abroad.

There's no freedom in Nigeria at all. I've traveled so many countries and currently living in abroad and I can tell you that Nigeria is the worst place to live in the world.

I swear..

You’ll miss the ability to easily save money

Please add cheap and easy sex... for both sexes..

Male easily get girls for sex

While

Female easily see guys running, begging and ready to pay for sex!

The only thing you can miss abroad is the family and friends, and the free amenities. Others like food, you can get them abroad

JeffreyJunior:
Home is wherever you make it.

It may surprise you that your ancestors came as migrants to the place you call home today. After settling, they made it their home which is why you enjoy it now. I'm not saying that is your case but we have such cases around us.

All of us are migrants in one way or the other so wherever we find ourselves, we should endeavor to make it a home. If not, one will continue to have issues.

What I miss about Nigeria today are my family members and sometimes the food I grew up with though I'm now used to intercontinental dishes.

What most Nigerians abroad miss about Naija aside family members and food, are just impunity and lawlessness in the country, nothing else.

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A wise man who understands reality.

I just hope many will have the sense you possess.

Greetings

Lol.. not really.

NamelessOGBENI:
Juman!

Tell me say you never piss outside for Naija before.

I meant abroad.
Toilet dey everywhere, train station, metro station, bus station, mall etc. So no reason to be pissing anyhow

I WILL ALSO MISS SNAKE SWALLOWING MONEY

headofschool:
I'm telling you, there is more freedom in Nigeria than those places where we claimed security of lives abroad.

Yeah of course.... Freedom for Inpunity and lawlessness

TyroneP:
‘Japa’, a lingo in Nigeria for deliberate exit from the country especially for greener pastures abroad, has been a constant happening over the last few years with students, professionals and partners forming the chunk of those fleeing its shores.

As enticing as the idea of being in a relatively ‘better’ country is, the experiences of people who have left have continued to prove that truly ‘there is no place like home.’
Taking a look at the diverse peculiarities of Nigeria, here are five things you will miss if you find yourself abroad.
Nigerian Foods

Food is peculiar to every country. And Nigeria, with its plethora of ethnic groups, has a slew of foods its citizens don’t joke with. From Amala, to Akpu, Ogbono, Bread and Beans down to Moi Moi, these are foods that are dear to every Nigerian, and no amount of civilization can unplug the relish for these foods.

The moment you are leaving the shores of the country, you are as well leaving behind these ‘unique’ delectables whose tastes are never the same even when taken outside of their place of origin ( Largely because they’re transported to other markets with lots of additives that change the organic tastes ).

2. Weather

If there is a thing in Nigeria that is highly underappreciated, it is the weather. Nigerians in the diaspora have always expressed their struggles with the frosty weather abroad, and how much they miss the cozy and friendly weather in the country.

3. Family and Friends

Moving to a new country most times entails leaving behind family members and friends who you might not see for as long as your stay abroad. Though technology helps us connect beyond boundaries, the feeling of being physically around your family members and friends is matchless.

4. Owambe

Nigeria is ‘big’ on parties – and that is on period. Flamboyant, lavish, expensive, food-filled, dramatic, these features of the Owambe parties are unequaled anywhere in the world. It is one of the many things that make Nigeria exclusive, and being in the country unparalleled.

5. Free Amenities

Abroad you pay for almost everything from as high as electricity bills to as low as water bills. Their social amenities are prioritized, and it works in a way that you cannot evade paying for the bills of the amenities you use. In Nigeria, water bills are scarce as almost everyone has their own system of getting water; indiscriminate parking of cars is common but can’t be dared abroad without you being ticketed.

https://www.vanguardngr.com/2023/04/5-things-you-will-miss-when-you-japa-from-nigeria/

Add blowing car horn and "pissing" anywhere you see 😆 🤣 😂

Mindlog:
Freedom to do what?

Freedom to be driving on the wrong side of the road, connecting NEPA light without having any meter, urinating anyhow in public as well as dumping refuse in the gutter....

So many useless freedoms abound in dat una country.

Of what use is freedom when you live in the gutters?

Mindlog:
Freedom to do what?

To do anyhow without consequences. One of the reasons we are where we are.

My lovely mother food Alone, nothing more .

You will miss everything Nigeria.
But kidnapping is big problem.
Your closet family members can organize your kidnapping. Trust nobody.