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12 Differences Between A WIFE And A GIRLFRIEND by ijustdey: 7:37pm On May 20, 2023
JUST a Laffing Mata: 12 differences between a WIFE and a GIRLFRIEND


by Adeeko Olusegun


A) A wife fulfills our wishes as her dream. A girlfriend wants to fulfill her demands as a compulsory duty.

B) A wife loves us freely without being selfish. A girlfriend pretends to love us totally.


C) When a wife demands something and we forget to attend to it, she says, “Don’t worry. Next time, do it”; but a girlfriend will get mad at you.


D) When it is getting late and we haven’t arrived home, our wives get worried and want to know what is happening to us. But a girlfriend pretends to care, especially when we are in her presence.


E) A wife first asks about our welfare, but a girlfriend first asks about her gifts.


F) A wife makes God to be happy with us, but girlfriends make God to be unhappy with us.


G) A wife helps us, prays for us and saves us from many evils; but a girlfriend engages us in many evils.


H) A wife loves us even in the worst times of our life, but a girlfriend will leave us in the lurch.


I) A wife tries her best to understand our mistakes and problems, but a girlfriend doesn’t.


J) A wife is always ready to do anything for us, but not girlfriends.


K) A wife is our permanent lover, but girlfriends are temporary.


L) A wife helps us to make heaven, but girlfriends help us to get to hell fire!


So, dear husband, love your wife as she deserves it.

https://tribuneonlineng.com/just-a-laffing-mata-12-differences-between-a-wife-and-a-girlfriend/

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Re: 12 Differences Between A WIFE And A GIRLFRIEND by LordIsaac(m): 8:03pm On May 20, 2023
Hahahaha...

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Re: 12 Differences Between A WIFE And A GIRLFRIEND by theophorus(m): 8:14pm On May 20, 2023
Smh funny but smh True.

In all your getting Get a Wife not a Slut ooo

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Re: 12 Differences Between A WIFE And A GIRLFRIEND by NamelessOGBENI(m): 8:36pm On May 20, 2023
The whole thing is transactional this days...

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Re: 12 Differences Between A WIFE And A GIRLFRIEND by Obaofaba: 8:36pm On May 20, 2023
It's all true.

Live a chaste lifestyle and stop hoeing around.

AIDS is real...

A wife gives you kids but girlfriends gives you AIDS.

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Re: 12 Differences Between A WIFE And A GIRLFRIEND by Kemadealadire(f): 8:37pm On May 20, 2023
Okay.
Re: 12 Differences Between A WIFE And A GIRLFRIEND by Johnjanrt: 8:37pm On May 20, 2023
lipsrsealed
This would have been true if only ladies marry who they love and not who is readily available.
Nowhere near reality. In point of fact some girlfriends are more loyal than most wives would ever be.

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Re: 12 Differences Between A WIFE And A GIRLFRIEND by Sirheny007(m): 8:37pm On May 20, 2023
Well, here's the major difference:
A wife is a girlfriend whose dowry is paid;
A girlfriend is a wife whose dowry is not paid.

grin grin

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Re: 12 Differences Between A WIFE And A GIRLFRIEND by drizslim(m): 8:37pm On May 20, 2023
Wife + girlfriend.. Women supporting women

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Re: 12 Differences Between A WIFE And A GIRLFRIEND by Calibrator: 8:37pm On May 20, 2023
Dey play..just dey play.


The only notable distinction between the two is the ease of disentanglement.

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Re: 12 Differences Between A WIFE And A GIRLFRIEND by Fiscus105(m): 8:37pm On May 20, 2023
Not always ooo.

Atimes, girlfriends are far better than some wives.

Some wives are just like enemy sent to bring down husbands.

Nevertheless, if one finds good wive, he gets favour from almighty God

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Re: 12 Differences Between A WIFE And A GIRLFRIEND by ManWater: 8:37pm On May 20, 2023
This should have been 12 Differences between a GOOD WIFE and a GIRLFRIEND.
Because a Bad Wife is 10times worse than a girlfriend, & can send a man to his early grave. cool

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Re: 12 Differences Between A WIFE And A GIRLFRIEND by Sonnobax15(m): 8:38pm On May 20, 2023
lipsrsealed
No. 13::Na girlfriend wey loyal finish we go promote to the level of house wife.....

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Re: 12 Differences Between A WIFE And A GIRLFRIEND by Oblongata: 8:38pm On May 20, 2023
All I know is that BAT is coming!!!

Toun Terin ni o lo!
Itakun to ni K'Ajanaku ma wogbo!
Toun Terin Ni o lo!

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Re: 12 Differences Between A WIFE And A GIRLFRIEND by spy24(m): 8:38pm On May 20, 2023
Almost true

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Re: 12 Differences Between A WIFE And A GIRLFRIEND by saphiere(f): 8:38pm On May 20, 2023
Seun and his moderators are always eager to shift anything that ridicules women to the front page of his mighty forum.

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Re: 12 Differences Between A WIFE And A GIRLFRIEND by Spuggie: 8:38pm On May 20, 2023
Amazing Stuff.
Re: 12 Differences Between A WIFE And A GIRLFRIEND by Blacknote: 8:39pm On May 20, 2023
Re: 12 Differences Between A WIFE And A GIRLFRIEND by lonelydora: 8:39pm On May 20, 2023
grin grin grin grin
Na wa o
Re: 12 Differences Between A WIFE And A GIRLFRIEND by Truthshscrazy: 8:39pm On May 20, 2023
NamelessOGBENI:
The whole thing is transactional this days...
🤔❤ you are wise man grin

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Re: 12 Differences Between A WIFE And A GIRLFRIEND by mariahAngel(f): 8:39pm On May 20, 2023
A wife was first a girlfriend. undecided

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Re: 12 Differences Between A WIFE And A GIRLFRIEND by Oppsin: 8:39pm On May 20, 2023
Yinmu
Re: 12 Differences Between A WIFE And A GIRLFRIEND by Angelfrost(m): 8:39pm On May 20, 2023
Honestly, sometimes the only difference between them is the Wedding Ring!

Hate me for what I am about to say, but it is the truth...

Some girlfriends actually act more wifely than wives... Same way some wives' exes and boyfriends act more husbandly than the main husbands.

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Re: 12 Differences Between A WIFE And A GIRLFRIEND by CalabarPikin: 8:39pm On May 20, 2023
Valid points


My pains are with those guys that takes the office of a husband or father before their time....

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Re: 12 Differences Between A WIFE And A GIRLFRIEND by Blake755: 8:39pm On May 20, 2023
Marry bad wife even the devil go pity u sad

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Re: 12 Differences Between A WIFE And A GIRLFRIEND by seniorgozman(m): 8:39pm On May 20, 2023
In this present condition, there is no difference

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Re: 12 Differences Between A WIFE And A GIRLFRIEND by Savedday2: 8:40pm On May 20, 2023
Who wrote this things?

Pls, is No.2 applicable in 9ja?
Re: 12 Differences Between A WIFE And A GIRLFRIEND by Ikennaford: 8:40pm On May 20, 2023
Rubbish, babymama is better than all

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Re: 12 Differences Between A WIFE And A GIRLFRIEND by flexyrule(m): 8:41pm On May 20, 2023
A wife was once a girlfriend.

A girl friend can become a wife, but a wife can never be a girlfriend again.

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Re: 12 Differences Between A WIFE And A GIRLFRIEND by bigdammyj: 8:41pm On May 20, 2023
Reading…
Re: 12 Differences Between A WIFE And A GIRLFRIEND by Dexy4yah(m): 8:41pm On May 20, 2023
Believe it or not....that's just the truth.
Re: 12 Differences Between A WIFE And A GIRLFRIEND by Cholls(m): 8:41pm On May 20, 2023
My brother Wife has pussy girlfriend has pussy so no difference

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