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Dem no they slim fit borrowed clothes?

Woman wey dey look for pikin no dey wear pant sleep for night.

Hunter wey get only one arrow no de shoot anyhow

Na from clap dance dey take start.


Person size no dey determine the size of im sh!t


When poor man drink garri dem go say na hunger cause am, but if big man drink garri dem go say na wetin hungry-am.

Longer throat fly go follow dead body enter grave

"Bestie Bestie na so Ada pant take shift"

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Pikin wey dey find party rice no suppose fear dance

Soup wey sweet na money kill am.

Pikin wen dem carry for back no dey no say journey far...


Pikin wen talk say him mama no go sleep him self no go see sleep...

1.Na determimation dey make okada overtake trailer for road 2. Na entitle mentality no make february complete.

I no gree I no gree, na im dey comot person teeth.

Person wey pour raw garri inside beans chop suppose know say im sheet go strong

Pikin wey dey suck breast,no know sey milk cost.

Dem no dey tell blind man say rain dey fall, if him enter inside him body go tell am

Olowoshako:
Dem no they slim fit borrowed clothes?

Olosho romanse section is not a market place.....we spek English hear sir!!!!((no oofencse))

If de Oracle de demand too much we go show am the tree wey dey carve am from.

If the mountain no go to Muhameed
Make Muhameed sef go meet mountain

Goat wey enter glass shop need patient to pursue.

Toto wen dey fu:ck too much preeq dey wide.
Broke man wen dey find Nigerian girl dey chop insult.
SIMP wen dey please Im woman go cry one day.

*Towtow no too get Water, but e dey baff Preek.
*Anus no get Knife but e dey cut Shit.

Means Might is not by Size or Name. 😕😒

talented321:
1.Na determimation dey make okada overtake trailer for road 2. Na entitle mentality no make february complete.

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Na over confidence make February no complete

And I didn't see the famous quote of them all
Na condition make carryfish bend.

Pikin wey dey for back no dey know how the distance far reach.

Prick dey argue, toto dey argue, na bed go settle their matter

Merch:
Ashawo die,toto rest

Otilo

Pikin wey say hin mama nor go sleep, hin sef go do night vigil Taya!

School sweet, na exam spoil am.

As you lay your bed na so you go lie untop am.

Monkey nor fine, hin mama like am.

Wedding nor hard, na you wan feed the whole world.

Beggi beggi e nor good o, buy your own o, e go better...

Na person wey wear shoe know where e dey pain am.

One day na one day, sinner man go die he nor go fit come back to repent again.

Jesus is coming soon, e don tey wey we dey hear am.

You can go to court

Ezechimma:
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Na over confidence make February no complete

1. E never sup no mean say e no go sup

2. To form craze no hard. The
trekking wey go follow na him be wahala!

1. Tongue wey no stay one place, na teeth go bite am...!!

2. Nobi by power them take dey stand preeq...!!

3. You use gra-gra follow betting, they go use gra-gra chop your money...!!

4. Pikin wey say e wan first e papa get beer-beer, na bald hair go kill am...

5. Lizard and crocodile resemble but they nobi mate...