Na preek Dey make man life hard

If you drink 🍺 e go be like say you don know a lot but if you smoke 💨 grass e go be like say you want know a lot

CaptainRahl:
"E never sup no mean say e no go sup"

who buy motor first Na old model him buy

3310 wey want Type C charger for yansh must be ready to collect

Merch:
Ashawo die,toto rest

My favorite pidgin proverb of all time 😄.. this one is GOATED

Na person wey wan kill sick man dey argue with am.

Olowoshako:
Dem no they slim fit borrowed clothes?

If your time never reach, bone struggling.

Girl wey no sabi book Na her Toto go suffer am

If e no hard e no go enter; if e never soft, e no go commot.

E get wetin prick see for t0t0 wey make am fomit.

Person wey naked no dey put hand for pocket.

Nah play play butterfly take dey enter bush.

Bodi no dey pain dead Bodi.

Nah where person hand reach nah im dey spread cloth.

Lastly,

Nah only penis know wetin him see for woman Toto wey make am vomit

Dog Wen dey bark elephant🐘 na en sef en dey worry.

Water Wen touch prick nai touch blokus.

Nobody no how water tank enta coconut 🥥.

Pikin Wen stay near parents na enemy to his/ her parents.

If ship sink no be everything dem dey see bring out from the sinking ship 🚢⚓

Nor be to sleep on top of women dem take dey born boy pikin

Person wey dey cry still dey see road

I get am before no be property

Astra101:
Person wey naked no dey put hand for pocket.

Nah play play butterfly take dey enter bush.

Bodi no dey pain dead Bodi.

Nah where person hand reach nah im dey spread cloth.

Lastly,

Nah only penis know wetin him see for woman Toto wey make am vomit

preeq no get shoulder you put the head the rest enter

big blockos no be umamma. ashawo no dey train fowl

Eyes wen Dem take dey chop food different from d one Dem dey use share fish...

Nor b who first enta motor from Warri dey first reach Lagos, dey calm down!

Olowoshako:
Dem no they slim fit borrowed clothes?

Na your leg 🦵 be your bailing police 👮‍♀️ is not your friend....

Every day for the theif, one day for the owner

Pesin wey dey naked no dey put hand for pocket

No be everybody wey go stadium dey play ball...

No be all the rain wey fall dey beat you...

You no go fit cook Stone make e soft

Who dey owe landlord no dey use curry fry stew
Wetin consign tenant with Cof O

E get why A comes before B,,cus attitude comes before beauty...

iPhone of 900k still need sim-card of #500,,,no dey do yanga...

Koni man die, Koni man bury am

Person wey first see lion no dy run pass when e be say na lion first see am.

No need to fear big toto because e no go fvck imself

Toto dey always make prick cry but prick no gree leave am

Na small small Toto take Dey wide

Toto water no plenty, but he reach preek baff

Ashawo no Dey rear fowl(even me sef no understand this one😂😂)

labake1:
Longer throat fly go follow dead body enter grave

Classic

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Eye wey dey cry dey see road

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