E no get as hungry go beat melu reach when e go resemble goat.

Na pocket wey no get money, hand dey stay inside Tay.

No food for lazy man but no be the one wey him mama get canteen

No be by size of Head dem take dey rate wisdom

Wahala for those ajebortta wey no sabi pidgin

No be everybody wey get big chest dey gym, some dey carry pesin put for mind

Breeze blow Fowl yansh open 😂




Waka wey you waka for night, We go see the result for morning

b0rn2fuck:
Prick dey argue, toto dey argue, na bed go settle their matter

Okoh n leri, oboh n leri, ipade dori beedi lale. 😁😜

First to do no dey pain

Na small small t*t* take dey wide

Pikin wey no know the value of Toto na dey pack sand inside am.

Man wey get one eye no dey play with sand.

Rice wey dey under pot go dey top for inside cooler

Na because fence fall make goat fit climb am.

If no be waist pain, wetin be dance

No be the way Dem they drink water, Dem they drink peper soup.

If u use ur candle light my own, no mean say ur candle go off.

This man no get money that man no get money Na him make Sandra still Dey him papa house

* Dem nor dey use pr!ck threaten a$hawo.

* No matter how agama lizard 🦎 do press up e nor go get big chest like alligator 🐊.

* Man wey marry woman with big breasts nor suppose buy pillow.

Sun hot, sun hot; no mean say fowl go lay boiled egg

Olowoshako:
Dem no they slim fit borrowed clothes?

pikin wet dey look for waiting kill him father,las las na that same thing go kill am

1. No be mouth wey them take borrow money Dem dey take pay back.

2. Wetin happen for fowl house go happen for goat house.

3. Them no dey tell blind man say war don start.
4. Na for everybody zinc rain dey fall put o.

5. I don see 99, 100 na nothing.

6. Life na per Head.

7. Every hot water must cool down.

8. Na cooperation make rice full pot.

9. E no get as e go be, stamara must call him papa name.

10. Them dey count meat for pot, kpomo dey raise hand up.

11. Person wey them pray for, e never still better for am, e come be who Dem swear for ?


Them plenty..... make una just hold these ones

Monkey sabi jump na because tree near each other.

ashawo no suppose fear big preek,shebi na her hustle 😎

I Waka well no be restaurant.

No be every bus wey de go mile 2 u de enter.

U no fit shit with out pissing.

Tinububalls:
And I didn't see the famous quote of them all
Na condition make carryfish bend.

I think the famous of it all is " e no good e no good e dey help"

Person wey borrow shirt no dey follow separate fight.
Na only okada man fit carry him girl friend pass front of hin house wey hin children and wife go dey tell am daddy daddy bye bye.

No matter the amount of press up wey agama lizard do, e no fit get chest pass crocodile.

Olowoshako:
Dem no they slim fit borrowed clothes?

Man wey open eye dey take teeth draw shaki for pepper soup, that man no get fear

Zonefree:
Woman wey dey look for pikin no dey wear pant sleep for night.

👍🏽👍🏽👍🏽👍🏽

👉Book wey no gree enter head go enter
exam hall
👉 Person wey dem carry no dey carry person
👉 Ground wey soft na im fowl dey dig
👉 Kettle dey call pot black
👉 One day one day monkey go go market e
no go come back
👉 Snake hand and leg dey inside am
👉 Pikin wey no gree serve him parent go serve government
👉 Na once dem dey hit sturbon goat
👉 Goat were dey eat maize no dey shout
👉 This one fine, this one fine na em make mad man load dey plenty
👉 Pikin dey insult iroko dey look back
👉 House wey collapse no dey kii one person
👉 No matter how tall okro tree be, e no fit tall pass the owner
👉 No be to follow who know road you get the power?
👉 Use your sense before them use you.
👉 Hand wey enter hole na em snake dey bite

E go better na poor man prayer

Olowoshako:
Dem no they slim fit borrowed clothes?

pesin wey don die no dey chop breakfast

Celebrate me.....now wey I dey alive

Toto water no plenty, but e reach prick take baff

I saw these on my colleague's status;

"Stone wey you hold for hand naim be your friend but once you throw am up, e go deny you".

"You no fit wish for wetin you get for house already".

"No matter your societal status and power, rain go still beat you, if e catch you".

"Na too much skills dey make monkey fall from tree".

"Dem no dey use power kill mosquito wey land ontop blockos"

This just popped into my head when I was narrating an experience to my colleague :
"Woman wey wear short skirt no dey jump gutter/ride bicycle".

person no dey put hand for tortoise yansh to know if the yansh dey smell or not.