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bluefilm:
But why is this write-up so biased?

Is it only women that need marriage?

Na wetin d guy wan write be that...

If u dey vex ...Open ur own about men....

slawomir:
Damnnn niggar

Three tie of weed for you brother
Enough bottles and a nord vpn user name and password so you can be keyboarding like me


You see that engagement ring that thing don turn most to Lord of the ring

Most of them don't know that engagement and introduction is just a way of telling the family and friends that this is the man banging me steadily without condom

More weed to you lol
😂😂

Op, you deserve a medal for this post. It's so real.

I can personally connect with some of them. I remembered my then childhood friend that we were in a very beautiful platonic relationship for about 8 years. When I proposed marriage, sister told me to give her 3 weeks to pray and hear from God. Three weeks ran into months and after few months, she told me that she hasn't heard from God. My people, I ran for my life and eventually got married to my beautiful wife (best woman to be called a wife). Years later, sister was like she knew I love her and she didn't expect me to leave and she was trying to see if I could press on but I left. My people, till today, she still message me that she wished she didn't make that mistake in the past. I have moved on and leaving my dream life abroad. Lol
These ladies; some of them are too spiritual and very "st*pid" at same time. Spirituality is not synonymous to foolishness.
If you have a decent person and you're convinced he's the right person for you, accept the proposal with 2 big open arms and trust God to lead you in your marriage as you follow his principles.

Thanks once more OP for the "eye opener" to some singles among us.

Kennyquestt:
This Version is for ladies alone.
Please do the men's version.

*Supported..... Prophet as spoken ( lol)

Though, I agree with him almost 100%.... Then some men are here narrating what made their girlfriends to flee from them as additional advices( lol).

Inasmuch as everyone ought to marry, but the timing, choice/ taste and also the right to remain single should be respected.....What is not too good is taking someone's daughter deceitfully to becoming one's baby mama contrary to what the lady envisaged initially for herself( this can make any woman run away even with 2 kids for such a guy).

My ex wey form leave me go meet another man is 30above with no marriage.

She said I have problem, thank God am not her problem again since she left!

FalseProphet1:
1. *Boy-friend* This is that spirit that will keep scaring away serious and well meaning suitors because they'll be thinking that the boyfriend that always hangs around you actually wanted to marry you. To cast out this spirit, you don't need to pray about it. Just quit the relationship.

2 *Engagement ring* This is that spirit that makes you keep raising your finger to show the world that one young man that is still serving the master engaged you and when the serious suitors see the ring, they'll pass over you because something in them tells them you
have been engaged. To cast out this spirit, you don't need prayers, just remove that key holder in your finger.

3. *Hard to get* This is that spirit that tells you not to accept a marriage proposal in a hurry so that the brother will not think you were too cheap or desperate. It tells you to tell him to give you six months to pray, don't always pick his calls, behave as if you are not interested even though you are dying on the inside and truly love the brother. This spirit is truly from your village people, the day it will release you is that day the brother would have agreed to marry another and you'll be the one to start him and his number will say.... Thank
you for using MTN. To cast out this spirit, just be real. If you love the brother and you perceive he is God's will for you, just accept the proposal and move on with your marriage!

4. *Proud spirit* That spirit that tells you to always run home after service so that no brother will talk to you, maybe he'll meet you in the dream. Before the brother would prepare what to say, you have gone home. That spirit that tells you that every brother that greets you has an evil intention, so
don't answer them. That spirit that doesn't
allow you to greet brothers except those that
ride cheap and exotic cars. That spirit that
tells you to be walking fast every time as if
something is pursuing you from the back. Well, I don't know how you can cast out this
spirit o, but I think humility and being moderate might help.

5. *Denominational/tribal spirit* I am a Catholic and must marry a Catholic. Your villagers are really at work. I'm a Deeper Lifer and must marry one whose life is also Deep. I am a Chosen and must marry from Chosen because others were rejected. I am an Anglican and must marry an Anglican even if God is leading me to do otherwise. I am from Hausa tribe and must marry from my tribe. I'm from Imo state and must not marry from Abia. This spirit has kept many bound, they entered menopause and are about to retire to village. To cast out this spirit of delay, understand that every believer is from one tribe called Christ. If God is leading you to another denomination, kindly obey Him, but let it be God.

Finally…

6. *Dirtiness* That spirit that tells you not to dress well because you are going to heaven. It tells you to use tarpaulin to sew your dress, wear green skirt, yellow blouse and lemon head tie. When brothers see you, their nightmare will increase and they will go for personal deliverance. You are a lady but dresses like a man; you don't brush your tongue, when you talk the heaven closes and the earth trembles.

This spirit can only be cast out by understanding that cleanliness is next to godliness. Dress well, don't under dress and
don't over dress. Dress modestly, smell good
because it's not sin. Smell like a living being
and not a dead being. Jesus appreciated the
woman that broke the oil that smells good
and truly He enjoyed the fragrance. So which
Jesus did you actually accept that abhors
such?
God bless us all.

Copied.

So true! Thank you for writing this piece.
Those who want to learn, let them learn.

Artorius:
Nigerians and over spiritualization

Dirtiness is NOT a spirit. Hard to get is NOT a spirit. Tribalism is NOT a spirit. And so on.

These are bad habits and irresponsible patterns of life that can be dealt with through a right understanding of priorities in life as well personal discipline and mature accountability from other people.

Furthermore, don't idolize marriage, singleness is also God's gift.

Go deep and stop the looking at it from the surface, he doesn't mean there is a spirit with such names.

cejaypriesty:
Go deep and stop the looking at it from the surface, he doesn't mean there is a spirit with such names.

Read my comment again. Then go to bed.

10. The spirit of age. Too many ladies and gentlemen insist on people of the same age. Remember marriage is a different ball game. Marry who you is good and forget age. It is a question of numbers.
11. The spirit of when the arrow rebounds. Most unmarried ladies frittered away opportunities of good married life offered them by God. Unfortunately they pray against what has kept them single. Such prayers normally backfire giving them burnt faces and other uglifications because they are the same that was responsible for their singleness. [color=#006600][/color].

owiko:
9. Spirit of I will eat my cake and still have it: This is the spirit that keeps whispering to some sisters that they have right to do anyhow with their body, and that it won't matter to the brora that will wife her in future, since all the disgusting things she did happened in the past. To cast away this spirit, a sister should have a clear understand that her s*xual history will always be a major issue of concern when marriage is being considered

How do you intend to know a girl's sexual history?

I don’t know why you guys care so much about Nigerian girls that you had to put in so much mental energy to come up with this piece.

Just pump & dump them; highest - baby mama them.

I don’t understand how you still go ahead to wife these verminous set of being, despite hearing & seeing the rubbish they keep doing, online & offline.

Kennyquestt:
This Version is for ladies alone.
Please do the men's version.

1) spirit of "I go become dangote before I settle down"
I go build house, get 100 million for account, get like 3 cars( 1 for work, 1 for church, 1 for flirting) before I consider marriage

2) spirit of "marriage dey favour women"

3) spirit of "what are you bringing to the table"

4) spirit of "banging body, yellow skin, big brezz, fine face and not fat nor short"

5) spirit of " my mother said I must marry from my village"

6) spirit of "Tejiri is not my spec"
7) spirit of "make i do bachelorhood small"

spirit of " man no dey old for marriage"

9) spirit of "just make the money, cleanliness no matter". I no go take care for myself. She go fall for my rotten teeth once I flash am money

10) spirit of "Make i finish my 3rd masters and 2nd PhD"

11) spirit of "marriage na scam"

12) spirit of " 1 must marry a university graduate and a career woman". I can never marry a HND holder, NCE holder or even a secondary school graduate.

13) I must marry a pharmacist so as to convert my medicine shop to pharmacist shop

MRDEE01:
Spirit of make I chop John money make I chop Uche money,make I chop Tunde money,na so Precious take start hookup

Musa and Audu nko?

clockwisereport:
1) spirit of "I go become dangote before I settle down"
I go build house, get 100 million for account, get like 3 cars( 1 for work, 1 for church, 1 for flirting) before I consider marriage

2) spirit of "marriage dey favour women"

3) spirit of "what are you bringing to the table"

4) spirit of "banging body, yellow skin, big brezz, fine face and not fat nor short"

5) spirit of " my mother said I must marry from my village"

6) spirit of "Tejiri is not my spec"
7) spirit of "make i do bachelorhood small"

spirit of " man no dey old for marriage"

9) spirit of "just make the money, cleanliness no matter". I no go take care for myself. She go fall for my rotten teeth once I flash am money

10) spirit of "Make i finish my 3rd masters and 2nd PhD"

11) spirit of "marriage na scam"

12) spirit of " 1 must marry a university graduate and a career woman". I can never marry a HND holder, NCE holder or even a secondary school graduate.

13) I must marry a pharmacist so as to convert my medicine shop to pharmacist shop

Gibberish!

I’ll assume you are joking.

Right?

Edipet:
7) spirit of fantasy, A richer Man will come one day : this is a spirit that tells you to look for wetin no want you, you keep on jumping from IG to Facebook to twitter, looking for your fantasy, at the end your body count dey increase, And time dey go.

Those spirit many, you no fit count them

Your head get oil sir

Basiljoe:
Sometimes they do. I know alot.
You are not God.
Live and let Live.

Keep fooling yourself.
Are you God?
You can't eat your cake and still have it in this world. Every action has its consequences

Omoawoke:
Genotype spirit

AS they say must marry AA.
Now that’s pretty hard for AS people.

The probablility of seeing someone you like that will like you back is 50/50

Now you are looking for someone that must be AA that just like you and you must like. That probability is slimmer

you may not know but don't ever make a mistake of marrying AS if you are AS.
It is better not to marry than watch your lovely children dieing one by one and you will never have a steady financial flow.

I jumped and passed this thread on fp, but I was looking through falseprophets posts and I am back here. I actually thought this would be one of those heavy on naija spirituality topics - like all those wankin-g will steal your destiny bs. but this is actually brilliant and incisive writing.

Only spirit missing is spirit of shooting your shot to help the guy who doesn't know what he's missing.

These points are not spirits, they are habits. Not everything is spiritual

Great post, considering the fact that it came from a false prophet.

Artorius:
Nigerians and over spiritualization

Dirtiness is NOT a spirit. Hard to get is NOT a spirit. Tribalism is NOT a spirit. And so on.

These are bad habits and irresponsible patterns of life that can be dealt with through a right understanding of priorities in life as well personal discipline and mature accountability from other people.

Furthermore, don't idolize marriage, singleness is also God's gift.

I think they are spirits(same as Team Spirit etc). Remember, s/he did not say spiritUAL.

Falseprophet seems you’ve changed ur weed plug .. ur prophesy is so apt..👍

clockwisereport:
1) spirit of "I go become dangote before I settle down"
I go build house, get 100 million for account, get like 3 cars( 1 for work, 1 for church, 1 for flirting) before I consider marriage

2) spirit of "marriage dey favour women"

3) spirit of "what are you bringing to the table"

4) spirit of "banging body, yellow skin, big brezz, fine face and not fat nor short"

5) spirit of " my mother said I must marry from my village"

6) spirit of "Tejiri is not my spec"
7) spirit of "make i do bachelorhood small"

spirit of " man no dey old for marriage"

9) spirit of "just make the money, cleanliness no matter". I no go take care for myself. She go fall for my rotten teeth once I flash am money

10) spirit of "Make i finish my 3rd masters and 2nd PhD"

11) spirit of "marriage na scam"

12) spirit of " 1 must marry a university graduate and a career woman". I can never marry a HND holder, NCE holder or even a secondary school graduate.

13) I must marry a pharmacist so as to convert my medicine shop to pharmacist shop

I’m guilty of 5 here

Dshocker:
How do you intend to know a girl's sexual history?

Except we intend to marry someone we know little or nothing about, we can do due diligence by making enquiries about the possible number of men she's been in a relationship with. The signs are always there to spot, when we date a promiscuous woman or a randy man, except we're not just observant

slawomir:
Damnnn niggar

Three tie of weed for you brother
Enough bottles and a nord vpn user name and password so you can be keyboarding like me


You see that engagement ring that thing don turn most to Lord of the ring

Most of them don't know that engagement and introduction is just a way of telling the family and friends that this is the man banging me steadily without condom

Teach me bombing nah, you nah my real Niggar oh

FalseProphet1:
1. *Boy-friend* This is that spirit that will keep scaring away serious and well meaning suitors because they'll be thinking that the boyfriend that always hangs around you actually wanted to marry you. To cast out this spirit, you don't need to pray about it. Just quit the relationship.

2 *Engagement ring* This is that spirit that makes you keep raising your finger to show the world that one young man that is still serving the master engaged you and when the serious suitors see the ring, they'll pass over you because something in them tells them you
have been engaged. To cast out this spirit, you don't need prayers, just remove that key holder in your finger.

3. *Hard to get* This is that spirit that tells you not to accept a marriage proposal in a hurry so that the brother will not think you were too cheap or desperate. It tells you to tell him to give you six months to pray, don't always pick his calls, behave as if you are not interested even though you are dying on the inside and truly love the brother. This spirit is truly from your village people, the day it will release you is that day the brother would have agreed to marry another and you'll be the one to start him and his number will say.... Thank
you for using MTN. To cast out this spirit, just be real. If you love the brother and you perceive he is God's will for you, just accept the proposal and move on with your marriage!

4. *Proud spirit* That spirit that tells you to always run home after service so that no brother will talk to you, maybe he'll meet you in the dream. Before the brother would prepare what to say, you have gone home. That spirit that tells you that every brother that greets you has an evil intention, so
don't answer them. That spirit that doesn't
allow you to greet brothers except those that
ride cheap and exotic cars. That spirit that
tells you to be walking fast every time as if
something is pursuing you from the back. Well, I don't know how you can cast out this
spirit o, but I think humility and being moderate might help.

5. *Denominational/tribal spirit* I am a Catholic and must marry a Catholic. Your villagers are really at work. I'm a Deeper Lifer and must marry one whose life is also Deep. I am a Chosen and must marry from Chosen because others were rejected. I am an Anglican and must marry an Anglican even if God is leading me to do otherwise. I am from Hausa tribe and must marry from my tribe. I'm from Imo state and must not marry from Abia. This spirit has kept many bound, they entered menopause and are about to retire to village. To cast out this spirit of delay, understand that every believer is from one tribe called Christ. If God is leading you to another denomination, kindly obey Him, but let it be God.

Finally…

6. *Dirtiness* That spirit that tells you not to dress well because you are going to heaven. It tells you to use tarpaulin to sew your dress, wear green skirt, yellow blouse and lemon head tie. When brothers see you, their nightmare will increase and they will go for personal deliverance. You are a lady but dresses like a man; you don't brush your tongue, when you talk the heaven closes and the earth trembles.

This spirit can only be cast out by understanding that cleanliness is next to godliness. Dress well, don't under dress and
don't over dress. Dress modestly, smell good
because it's not sin. Smell like a living being
and not a dead being. Jesus appreciated the
woman that broke the oil that smells good
and truly He enjoyed the fragrance. So which
Jesus did you actually accept that abhors
such?
God bless us all.

Copied.

Lol

Things have changed.
Advise to ladies, if you like any dude, open up to him.
The lady that I'm with currently, loved me first before I reciprocate.
And we are cool.
Go for what you want ladies.

FalseProphet1:
1. *Boy-friend* This is that spirit that will keep scaring away serious and well meaning suitors because they'll be thinking that the boyfriend that always hangs around you actually wanted to marry you. To cast out this spirit, you don't need to pray about it. Just quit the relationship.

2 *Engagement ring* This is that spirit that makes you keep raising your finger to show the world that one young man that is still serving the master engaged you and when the serious suitors see the ring, they'll pass over you because something in them tells them you
have been engaged. To cast out this spirit, you don't need prayers, just remove that key holder in your finger.

3. *Hard to get* This is that spirit that tells you not to accept a marriage proposal in a hurry so that the brother will not think you were too cheap or desperate. It tells you to tell him to give you six months to pray, don't always pick his calls, behave as if you are not interested even though you are dying on the inside and truly love the brother. This spirit is truly from your village people, the day it will release you is that day the brother would have agreed to marry another and you'll be the one to start him and his number will say.... Thank
you for using MTN. To cast out this spirit, just be real. If you love the brother and you perceive he is God's will for you, just accept the proposal and move on with your marriage!

4. *Proud spirit* That spirit that tells you to always run home after service so that no brother will talk to you, maybe he'll meet you in the dream. Before the brother would prepare what to say, you have gone home. That spirit that tells you that every brother that greets you has an evil intention, so
don't answer them. That spirit that doesn't
allow you to greet brothers except those that
ride cheap and exotic cars. That spirit that
tells you to be walking fast every time as if
something is pursuing you from the back. Well, I don't know how you can cast out this
spirit o, but I think humility and being moderate might help.

5. *Denominational/tribal spirit* I am a Catholic and must marry a Catholic. Your villagers are really at work. I'm a Deeper Lifer and must marry one whose life is also Deep. I am a Chosen and must marry from Chosen because others were rejected. I am an Anglican and must marry an Anglican even if God is leading me to do otherwise. I am from Hausa tribe and must marry from my tribe. I'm from Imo state and must not marry from Abia. This spirit has kept many bound, they entered menopause and are about to retire to village. To cast out this spirit of delay, understand that every believer is from one tribe called Christ. If God is leading you to another denomination, kindly obey Him, but let it be God.

Finally…

6. *Dirtiness* That spirit that tells you not to dress well because you are going to heaven. It tells you to use tarpaulin to sew your dress, wear green skirt, yellow blouse and lemon head tie. When brothers see you, their nightmare will increase and they will go for personal deliverance. You are a lady but dresses like a man; you don't brush your tongue, when you talk the heaven closes and the earth trembles.

This spirit can only be cast out by understanding that cleanliness is next to godliness. Dress well, don't under dress and
don't over dress. Dress modestly, smell good
because it's not sin. Smell like a living being
and not a dead being. Jesus appreciated the
woman that broke the oil that smells good
and truly He enjoyed the fragrance. So which
Jesus did you actually accept that abhors
such?
God bless us all.

Copied.

spirit of always having financial issues and asking men for money

It's just now that I know that engagement ring and boyfriends are spirits. You and on point but you should have used another heading. So if boyfriend is a Spirit. Girlfriend should be woman spirit.

Whocup

That dirtiness spirit is something else my girlfriend is extremely dirty .