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Top 10 Lies Men Tell by mirexxx(f): 10:37pm On Apr 26, 2015 |
[b]1. "I don't have a girlfriend/Wife". oh yeah? Well you sure look like you do 2. "I'm not drunk". dude, we can smell the stench on your breath from here. give us a break! 3. "I'm not looking for a relationship right now". Translation: "I'm not looking for a relationship with YOU right now." That's OK. We're on to the next one 4. "I don't want to talk about it." If the most common lie women tell is, "I'm fine," the male version is, "I don't want to talk about it." Yes, you do. In fact, you already are. 5. "I'm not interested in you just for the sex." I see. We should probably do stuff other than, you know, have sex. If that's the case. 6. "I always wear a condom." Also, Santa Claus is real. And I'm dating Leonardo Di caprio and Justin bieber is my BFF 7. "I'm leaving her for you." Quit talking about it and do it already. 8. "I'll call you." Oh! really? 9. "I don't think she's that pretty." We love it when you lie like this. Tell this lie all the time. This lie is good. 10. "I don't watch porn." No way! Me neither! Porn is terrible![/b] oya guys come and deny. 44 Likes 5 Shares |
Re: Top 10 Lies Men Tell by Cutehector(m): 10:39pm On Apr 26, 2015 |
Number 3... I swear, am lookin for a rship! 4 Likes |
Re: Top 10 Lies Men Tell by agarawu23(m): 10:42pm On Apr 26, 2015 |
I don't double date but the guy man get pass 5 gf and still counting I am single if I hear 25 Likes 4 Shares |
Re: Top 10 Lies Men Tell by Nobody: 10:43pm On Apr 26, 2015 |
She's just a fling! U're d real bae.. 32 Likes 3 Shares |
Re: Top 10 Lies Men Tell by TrishaP(f): 10:46pm On Apr 26, 2015 |
Mirexxx good one. No 1 is the height. Even when it is written all over them they still deny..WTH! Like they are talking to nursery school child. They can't cease to amaze someone 2 Likes 3 Shares |
Re: Top 10 Lies Men Tell by Cutehector(m): 10:46pm On Apr 26, 2015 |
lagmostkuit:u mean guys tell u dat? 5 Likes |
Re: Top 10 Lies Men Tell by Nobody: 10:47pm On Apr 26, 2015 |
Cutehector:Heard dat a lot 4rm my ex. 1 Like |
Re: Top 10 Lies Men Tell by Cutehector(m): 10:47pm On Apr 26, 2015 |
TrishaP:na u dash dem d girlfrnd? 13 Likes |
Re: Top 10 Lies Men Tell by ronald4lif(m): 10:48pm On Apr 26, 2015 |
How come I'm hearing these lines for the first time. Can any guy confirm if this is true. 2 Likes |
Re: Top 10 Lies Men Tell by Cutehector(m): 10:48pm On Apr 26, 2015 |
lagmostkuit:u hvnt replied my pm for a while... |
Re: Top 10 Lies Men Tell by Tobilastik(m): 10:49pm On Apr 26, 2015 |
OK....give me ur no. I'll call u 2 wks larer bae: u guys re jxt d same, but u said u ll call me guy: m sorry, m jxt busy.... everything is not jxt normal nw 4 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Top 10 Lies Men Tell by Nobody: 10:50pm On Apr 26, 2015 |
Cutehector:*runs 2 reply his pm* |
Re: Top 10 Lies Men Tell by agarawu23(m): 10:51pm On Apr 26, 2015 |
Cutehector:see em....... |
Re: Top 10 Lies Men Tell by adorablevic: 10:51pm On Apr 26, 2015 |
She's asking me out,buh I refused to date her i pray oo 6 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Top 10 Lies Men Tell by agarawu23(m): 10:53pm On Apr 26, 2015 |
adorablevic:u did woo me and I refused to date u. like seriously na by force? 1 Like |
Re: Top 10 Lies Men Tell by Cutehector(m): 10:55pm On Apr 26, 2015 |
lagmostkuit:lol wait.. Add me up on whatsapp. Its easy thr |
Re: Top 10 Lies Men Tell by DrAify(f): 10:55pm On Apr 26, 2015 |
Seriously I gat nothing with her...She is the one stalking me...Blatant lies 2 Likes |
Re: Top 10 Lies Men Tell by Cutehector(m): 10:56pm On Apr 26, 2015 |
agarawu23:mind ur biz |
Re: Top 10 Lies Men Tell by agarawu23(m): 10:56pm On Apr 26, 2015 |
Cutehector: 1 Like |
Re: Top 10 Lies Men Tell by adorablevic: 10:57pm On Apr 26, 2015 |
agarawu23:ur wildest dreams 1 Like 1 Share |
Re: Top 10 Lies Men Tell by ronald4lif(m): 10:57pm On Apr 26, 2015 |
This one wristwatch dey stealth mode. If I hear say counter thread no come up soon ehh. 2 Likes |
Re: Top 10 Lies Men Tell by LewisO: 10:57pm On Apr 26, 2015 |
Wake me up when u are through. 9 Likes |
Re: Top 10 Lies Men Tell by agarawu23(m): 10:58pm On Apr 26, 2015 |
adorablevic: |
Re: Top 10 Lies Men Tell by braindamage(m): 11:05pm On Apr 26, 2015 |
Dunno the kind of guys you ladies hang out with 8 Likes 1 Share
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Re: Top 10 Lies Men Tell by p2t2r(m): 11:06pm On Apr 26, 2015 |
TrishaP:buh you fall for it anyway |
Re: Top 10 Lies Men Tell by whizqueen(f): 11:06pm On Apr 26, 2015 |
She is jes a friend. Nothing more. 5 Likes |
Re: Top 10 Lies Men Tell by agarawu23(m): 11:09pm On Apr 26, 2015 |
whizqueen:yes sure! nothing more 1 Like |
Re: Top 10 Lies Men Tell by TrishaP(f): 11:10pm On Apr 26, 2015 |
Cutehector:Lol.. me no get that kind spare time. But why lie when the ring mark in visible on the finger. |
Re: Top 10 Lies Men Tell by Dotwillis1(m): 11:10pm On Apr 26, 2015 |
I'd never told this lies |
Re: Top 10 Lies Men Tell by Cutehector(m): 11:12pm On Apr 26, 2015 |
TrishaP:mtcheWw... Is it only weddin rings ppo wear? I wear rings all d time... Esp on my 4th finger...I luv it so much.. |
Re: Top 10 Lies Men Tell by kinglekan: 11:14pm On Apr 26, 2015 |
adorablevic: |
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