Hardware to hardware Abomination and perhaps my appearance will make you freeze your thoughts till I pass by

If you’ve never been approached, you are either ugly asf or fucking ugly. No two ways to it

I had been approached countless times,
In the university:
One nigga selling food in the cafeteria would always serve me double of whatever I ordered, he’ll speak to me so softly, he was way older than me but always made me feel like I was talking to a younger lady. He asked for my number one day and I gave him. He even crammed it lol. I wasn’t even bothered about the gay thingy cos I was just interested in the extra food I always got. Until one day that he was caught trying to visit a guy in the hostel with the sole intent of having sex with him. The guy and his friends lured and trapped him. And he was disgraced, his news went round and he vanished into the thin air never to be seen or heard of again.

Another one, A doctor from the University College Hospital approached with all smiles and asked for my number, I obliged and he started calling everyday(fvcking creepy) I had to grab the bull by the horn one day and told him point blank like “Hi bro, I’m straight and will never be gay or do anything relating to gay stuff, so please cut the crap if that’s your intention” he denied it and that was the last I heard from him.

I also remember getting an anonymous message sometime in school when the person started asking gay questions. I was destabilized and didn’t know how to react cos I was curious about whom it could have been. Then I tried to be smart by not showing any anger or form of displeasure. I just quietly ignored and kept the number on my WhatsApp cos I was sure the person behind that keypad will lose guard someday and post his picture on his DP.
Alas, he did after a couple of months it happened to be a guy on my hostel floor. Then I remembered how he and his roommate (apparently gay too) approached me at a suya stand to ask about me. They were just asking random questions and I responded cos I felt they were just been friendly. I guess I ended up giving them my number that day.
I just chatted him and blasted his life, he apologized and told me he was a changed person blah blah blah (Yimu) 😂

Lastly, there was a man who parked beside me to ask for directions in school. He drove a hilux van and gave me his complimentary card, that’s when I saw that he was a top military personnel (I’ll not mention the rank for his anonymity sake ). It’s a long story…. I’ll come back to complete

JobAndVacancies:
I heard in ph ladies are secretly marrying their fellow ladies

ESPECIALLY those who have female roomates
Most of them are into the act
If you see a girl living with a girl
They might say they are relatives
Many a times they are bumping coochies

Always oh

In church
Bus stop
Lift

The church owns pissed me off like mad, I was like don't you have fear for God that you couldn't wait for me outside, the next morning he was outside waiting... I just walked and pass without listening to him.

The bus stop guy was like in a low tone, I like you if you will be my friend I will make a visa for you to SA and I was like which kind of friend Biko, he said intimate. I said I want p***y and breasts not cock, and that he should keep moving


The lift guy, stop and asked where I was heading I told him, oga said come in and I did. When he refused to pick up another passenger in my mind I said today na today. He start talking plenty bs and I told him I forgot something. Oga gave me 10k with complimentary card, I collect oh but once I stepped down from his car I dropped the card without looking at it

IceColdVeins:
If you’ve never been approached, you are either ugly asf or fucking ugly. No two ways to it

I had been approached countless times,
In the university:
One nigga selling food in the cafeteria would always serve me double of whatever I ordered, he’ll speak to me so softly, he was way older than me but always made me feel like I was talking to a younger lady. He asked for my number one day and I gave him. He even crammed it lol. I wasn’t even bothered about the gay thingy cos I was just interested in the extra food I always got. Until one day that he was caught trying to visit a guy in the hostel with the sole intent of having sex with him. The guy and his friends lured and trapped him. And he was disgraced, his news went round and he vanished into the thin air never to be seen or heard of again.

Another one, A doctor from the University College Hospital approached with all smiles and asked for my number, I obliged and he started calling everyday(fvcking creepy) I had to grab the bull by the horn one day and told him point blank like “Hi bro, I’m straight and will never be gay or do anything relating to gay stuff, so please cut the crap if that’s your intention” he denied it and that was the last I heard from him.

I also remember getting an anonymous message sometime in school when the person started asking gay questions. I was destabilized and didn’t know how to react cos I was curious about whom it could have been. Then I tried to be smart by not showing any anger or form of displeasure. I just quietly ignored and kept the number on my WhatsApp cos I was sure the person behind that keypad will lose guard someday and post his picture on his DP.
Alas, he did after a couple of months it happened to be a guy on my hostel floor. Then I remembered how he and his roommate (apparently gay too) approached me at a suya stand to ask about me. They were just asking random questions and I responded cos I felt they were just been friendly. I guess I ended up giving them my number that day.
I just chatted him and blasted his life, he apologized and told me he was a changed person blah blah blah (Yimu) 😂

Lastly, there was a man who parked beside me to ask for directions in school. He drove a hilux van and gave me his complimentary card, that’s when I saw that he was a top military personnel (I’ll not mention the rank for his anonymity sake ). It’s a long story…. I’ll come back to complete

Do you look feminine
What do you think makes them attracted to you

chigoziri2403:

Do you look feminine
What do you think makes them attracted to you

Na I’m not in any way feminine
My face and physique

The truth is that gays easily get attracted to muscular/masculine cute guys.

Once you hear a guy telling u how a guy approached him, just know he's muscular or masculine in physique. All those handsome gym enthusiasts and bodybuilders no dey rest for their hands! Expecially in social media platforms.

IceColdVeins:

Na I’m not in any way feminine
My face and physique

Heard they can identify their fellow gays by looking @ them

Yes...
Here in SA
Told the dude am straight n I respect his sexuality.... and that's his own wahala..
That as for me I love pussies..
One day on whatsapp he invited me to his house..
I told him if I come....I would stab him cos I know he will make his move...
Then he said I would only say am not interested..
Well I told him I won't do it verbally...
I would do with an any object..
Las Las... he blocked me..
That was in 2018

Windblown2much:
The truth is that gays easily get attracted to muscular/masculine cute guys.

Once you hear a guy telling u how a guy approached him, just know he's muscular or masculine in physique. All those handsome gym enthusiasts and bodybuilders no dey rest for their hands! Expecially in social media platforms.

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
You know say the stuff fit be spirit to them who knows
Maybe Na big Brest dem Dey see and not chest

IceColdVeins:
If you’ve never been approached, you are either ugly asf or fucking ugly. No two ways to it

I had been approached countless times,
In the university:
One nigga selling food in the cafeteria would always serve me double of whatever I ordered, he’ll speak to me so softly, he was way older than me but always made me feel like I was talking to a younger lady. He asked for my number one day and I gave him. He even crammed it lol. I wasn’t even bothered about the gay thingy cos I was just interested in the extra food I always got. Until one day that he was caught trying to visit a guy in the hostel with the sole intent of having sex with him. The guy and his friends lured and trapped him. And he was disgraced, his news went round and he vanished into the thin air never to be seen or heard of again.

Another one, A doctor from the University College Hospital approached with all smiles and asked for my number, I obliged and he started calling everyday(fvcking creepy) I had to grab the bull by the horn one day and told him point blank like “Hi bro, I’m straight and will never be gay or do anything relating to gay stuff, so please cut the crap if that’s your intention” he denied it and that was the last I heard from him.

I also remember getting an anonymous message sometime in school when the person started asking gay questions. I was destabilized and didn’t know how to react cos I was curious about whom it could have been. Then I tried to be smart by not showing any anger or form of displeasure. I just quietly ignored and kept the number on my WhatsApp cos I was sure the person behind that keypad will lose guard someday and post his picture on his DP.
Alas, he did after a couple of months it happened to be a guy on my hostel floor. Then I remembered how he and his roommate (apparently gay too) approached me at a suya stand to ask about me. They were just asking random questions and I responded cos I felt they were just been friendly. I guess I ended up giving them my number that day.
I just chatted him and blasted his life, he apologized and told me he was a changed person blah blah blah (Yimu) 😂

Lastly, there was a man who parked beside me to ask for directions in school. He drove a hilux van and gave me his complimentary card, that’s when I saw that he was a top military personnel (I’ll not mention the rank for his anonymity sake ). It’s a long story…. I’ll come back to complete

bro its not for ur handsomeness its because u look feminine masculine guys are turn off for gay-brielz

b3llo:
Guy man chatted me and said "he wants us to be friends?" I replied him "that me accepting his friend request have already made us friends." The guy man pressed further that "where can we meet?" I blocked him ASAP.

So someone cannot be more than a friend in peace again. Nawah for u

I might become suicidal if a gay approach me. I think I will be traumatized. I will likely need therapy.

But what if the therapist himself is gay?

Anny69:
Story. I'm here to read lies.

Well here's a story. Not a big one. I was dating with a girl and meanwhile to the next door a gay guy moved in. When he and me were in the elevator I was chatting with him and I saw how he looked at me but didn't care. Then on my way back home there was a note in my door. He gave me his number and offered to talk sometime. I ignored it and I also told the story to the girl I was dating: I took a picture of the note and sent to her.
She then arranged a date on my behalf so on the next friday the guy was ringing the bell with a bottle of wine in his hand.
I was shocked and I closed the door immediately.
Then he moved out in a few months.

Yes. It was a pastor... I was dumbfounded when a pastor trying to get sexual intercourse with same sex-man like me . Well , it's a long story.

I wan mek lesbian approach me

My plan is to start day transition to woman to find a lesbian gf.

Woman no go know say I be man thank god for my feminine looks 😁

shantti:



So someone cannot be more than a friend in peace again. Nawah for u

I cover my nyash with the blood of Jesus

A man has toasted me before,I was putting on short nika he told me he like how hairy my legs are,that he loves me ;Dam still in shock as I chat buhari no shock reach me

fxstar:


Well here's a story. Not a big one. I was dating with a girl and meanwhile to the next door a gay guy moved in. When he and me were in the elevator I was chatting with him and I saw how he looked at me but didn't care. Then on my way back home there was a note in my door. He gave me his number and offered to talk sometime. I ignored it and I also told the story to the girl I was dating: I took a picture of the note and sent to her.
She then arranged a date on my behalf so on the next friday the guy was ringing the bell with a bottle of wine in his hand.
I was shocked and I closed the door immediately.
Then he moved out in a few months.

Awwwwn.

With what am reading here, I fear this same set of people are busy infecting younger boys

Nna! with the help of people in a salon, I beat one duka duka that came without shame to torch my lap when i was younger where I we to Barb. What a shame

Even animals can try such

Some of them they this nairaland they read this things oo

With sweet Toto and beautiful woman all over the world. Nawao

Lance008:

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
You know say the stuff fit be spirit to them who knows
Maybe Na big Brest dem Dey see and not chest

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 u r funny bro🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

I have... Early last year when I was still residing in Thomas estate. There's this popular gay guy forming cycling abi na cyclist every evening on his full gear. Anyone in Thomas estate ajah will probably know him. One day I was coming from a friend's crib after stoning session. This guy approached me. I knew who and what he was but I thought maybe he wanted to ask a honest question. So I gave him audience.
He: got down from his bike and says "hello
Me: bro what's up
Him: u know anyone that looking for a place to lodge?
Me: confused in thoughts but the biz side of me thought of the opportunities. Not really I said"
Him: Okay cool in case u do just know I have a little lodge someone can use and it's not that expansive.

He was getting too close for my liking now
Me: Okay bro no qualms
Him: reached out and touched me creepily on my arms and smiled like an idiot " can I have ur number. As a matter of fact we can go there let me show u. Its really nice and u will like it"
Me: omor na now my brain pick wetin this asshole dey run on me. In anger I gave him a very cold stare and warned him " do not ever try that with me again and I walked away.
Him: still coming towards me "but...
Me: cuts him short. " I Will fvck u up bro respect ur fvcking self and don't try that sh1t with me.
Him: apologized and got back on his stupid bicycle.

Omor since that day the guy dey give me chance. I went to Thomas last week and I passed him again in the night he greeted and I ignored so he was still following me but I guess his brain remembered then he turned back 😂

odenkirk:
bro its not for ur handsomeness its because u look feminine masculine guys are turn off for gay-brielz

trash you just wrote
I’m masculine to the core

IceColdVeins:
trash you just wrote
I’m masculine to the core

Actually it’s by taste. Some love masculine guys and some love the effeminate looks.

Mine was in secondary school. I was laying down in towel, the werey sat ok my ass and was massaging my back I say wale u Dey caring like this? Before I know I Dey feel something strong Dey press my yansh, my friend stand up before something do you.

Second time was on Facebook. This one said he wants me and he likes masculine guys, I ask the guy question tire use am satisfy my curiosity. His response changed how I view them, he said he wishes he could change his sexuality but he likes both men and women and he was born this way as queerness is one of nature’s diversities. The same way we dey lust and fall for pretty women is the same way they lust for men. Is just nature and we’re lucky to be in the traditional side of nature. I don’t detest gay people or hate them as long as they’re respectful and respect boundaries.
Unfortunately there are creeps amongst them, just as there are creeps among straight men pedophiles, rapists etc.