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The Curvy Lady I Met In A Burial, Came Around by OtuologyProf(m): 9:39pm On Jul 16, 2023
Nija is now becoming boring.
So she came around, I tried all the tricks to get in between, and it didn't work, I had to sneak through the backyard, switched off my gen and started faking like; ooooh fuel don finish.

We were now forced to stay at the corridor, since she wants to turn the visit to a fellowship....rubbish.

Maybe God wanted to save me from smelly kpekus, who knows.

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Re: The Curvy Lady I Met In A Burial, Came Around by almarthins(m): 9:42pm On Jul 16, 2023
OtuologyProf:
Nija is now becoming boring.
So she came around, I tried all the tricks to get in between, and it didn't work, I had to sneak through the backyard, switched off my gen and started faking like; ooooh fuel don finish.

We were now forced to stay at the corridor, since she wants to turn the visit to a fellowship....rubbish.

Maybe God wanted to save me from smelly kpekus, who knows.


Or God want to save you from a life of hell hereafter

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Re: The Curvy Lady I Met In A Burial, Came Around by OtuologyProf(m): 9:43pm On Jul 16, 2023
almarthins:



Or God want to save you from a life of hell hereafter

Smelly kpekus and infection first

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Re: The Curvy Lady I Met In A Burial, Came Around by Iliveforever(m): 10:31pm On Jul 16, 2023
OtuologyProf:
Nija is now becoming boring.
So she came around, I tried all the tricks to get in between, and it didn't work, I had to sneak through the backyard, switched off my gen and started faking like; ooooh fuel don finish.

We were now forced to stay at the corridor, since she wants to turn the visit to a fellowship....rubbish.

Maybe God wanted to save me from smelly kpekus, who knows.

Coming from a self acclaimed wise man, clap for yourself👏🏽

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Re: The Curvy Lady I Met In A Burial, Came Around by OperationalVehi: 11:03pm On Jul 16, 2023
petrol don expensive
Re: The Curvy Lady I Met In A Burial, Came Around by wisdomkid: 3:29am On Jul 17, 2023
You didn't think of God before trying to sleep with her?
You did know God is against premarital sex abi?

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Re: The Curvy Lady I Met In A Burial, Came Around by skj1377(m): 3:44am On Jul 17, 2023
The girl may be worth it why not be patient

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Re: The Curvy Lady I Met In A Burial, Came Around by Kobicove(m): 5:29am On Jul 17, 2023
OperationalVehi:
petrol don expensive

Everyone is now conscious of the price of petrol when doing anything that requires running of generator grin

I'm just happy there has been a significant improvement in electricity supply in my area

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Re: The Curvy Lady I Met In A Burial, Came Around by lhawarl1(m): 7:51am On Jul 17, 2023
wetin musa no go see for gate
Re: The Curvy Lady I Met In A Burial, Came Around by Vickho: 9:15am On Jul 17, 2023
OtuologyProf:
Nija is now becoming boring.
So she came around, I tried all the tricks to get in between, and it didn't work, I had to sneak through the backyard, switched off my gen and started faking like; ooooh fuel don finish.

We were now forced to stay at the corridor, since she wants to turn the visit to a fellowship....rubbish.

Maybe God wanted to save me from smelly kpekus, who knows.
hahaha fuel now na 550 per liter, make one useless girl no come dey do make you dey waste your money on top toto wey you no see cheesy

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Re: The Curvy Lady I Met In A Burial, Came Around by Thermodynamics(m): 9:28am On Jul 17, 2023
OtuologyProf:
Nija is now becoming boring.
So she came around, I tried all the tricks to get in between, and it didn't work, I had to sneak through the backyard, switched off my gen and started faking like; ooooh fuel don finish.

We were now forced to stay at the corridor, since she wants to turn the visit to a fellowship....rubbish.

Maybe God wanted to save me from smelly kpekus, who knows.

You're just a idle jambite imagining things. You're probably a Virgin and have never even seen a woman's pant, nor worry, you go soon mature and start to fvck, for now enjoy your fantasy but have mercy on the joy soap, your dad don tire to de buy new soap everyday.

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Re: The Curvy Lady I Met In A Burial, Came Around by fourboys: 10:39am On Jul 17, 2023
angry
Re: The Curvy Lady I Met In A Burial, Came Around by OtuologyProf(m): 11:07am On Jul 17, 2023
Thermodynamics:


You're just a idle jambite imagining things. You're probably a Virgin and have never even seen a woman's pant, nor worry, you go soon mature and start to fvck, for now enjoy your fantasy but have mercy on the joy soap, your dad don tire to de buy new soap everyday.

Maybe, if you had checked my personal text @profile, you would have relieved yourself of mental stress and mental related illnesses.

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Re: The Curvy Lady I Met In A Burial, Came Around by OtuologyProf(m): 11:16am On Jul 17, 2023
wisdomkid:
You didn't think of God before trying to sleep with her?
You did know God is against premarital sex abi?


My bro, the thing weak me
But I think God shouldn't have put the dik until all men are ready and serious to marry. Or simply put, He shouldn't have allowed for an erection until you get married.
Re: The Curvy Lady I Met In A Burial, Came Around by Thermodynamics(m): 11:47am On Jul 17, 2023
OtuologyProf:


Maybe, if you had checked my personal text @profile, you would have relieved yourself of mental stress and mental related illnesses.

What is this one saying ni?
Me and you who get mental problem?
You when de hallucinate about women.
If you like finish today soap

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Re: The Curvy Lady I Met In A Burial, Came Around by OtuologyProf(m): 11:58am On Jul 17, 2023
Thermodynamics:


What is this one saying ni?
Me and you who get mental problem?
You when de hallucinate about women.
If you like finish today soap

I'm not responsible for your personal issues. You can seek help by asking nicely on nairaland.
Re: The Curvy Lady I Met In A Burial, Came Around by Thermodynamics(m): 12:03pm On Jul 17, 2023
OtuologyProf:


I'm not responsible for your personal issues. You can seek help by asking nicely on nairaland.
All your post is about sex, you need help, konji wan finish you

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Re: The Curvy Lady I Met In A Burial, Came Around by marlow1962(m): 12:08pm On Jul 17, 2023
OperationalVehi:
petrol don expensive
Let's manage, tinubu is here to make us live luxurious life's.
Re: The Curvy Lady I Met In A Burial, Came Around by OtuologyProf(m): 12:10pm On Jul 17, 2023
Thermodynamics:

All your post is about sex, you need help, konji wan finish you


Stop jumping up here because you managed to have sex this month grin
Re: The Curvy Lady I Met In A Burial, Came Around by austine4real(m): 12:37pm On Jul 17, 2023
grin grin

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Re: The Curvy Lady I Met In A Burial, Came Around by OtuologyProf(m): 12:43pm On Jul 17, 2023
Re: The Curvy Lady I Met In A Burial, Came Around by Brownshoe: 2:35pm On Jul 17, 2023
Pandemic
Re: The Curvy Lady I Met In A Burial, Came Around by Quadribabaalagb: 3:38pm On Jul 17, 2023
Maybe because she did not see a keg of agbo by Quadri in your herb,and came to quick conclusion that you can't really knack


Check siggy,na agbo I dey sell
Re: The Curvy Lady I Met In A Burial, Came Around by Thermodynamics(m): 4:27pm On Jul 17, 2023
OtuologyProf:



Stop jumping up here because you managed to have sex this month grin
Na may I fvck last, e don tay
Re: The Curvy Lady I Met In A Burial, Came Around by OtuologyProf(m): 6:04pm On Jul 17, 2023
Thermodynamics:

Na may I fvck last, e don tay


Reverse psychology
Re: The Curvy Lady I Met In A Burial, Came Around by OtuologyProf(m): 6:13pm On Jul 17, 2023
Quadribabaalagb:
Maybe because she did not see a keg of agbo by Quadri in your herb,and came to quick conclusion that you can't really knack


Check siggy,na agbo I dey sell

You are really bad at advertising. You can entice your audience by saying:.
"Maybe she saw a keg of agbo and was so tensed as how you would ride her... our products do the magic, but your words make her comfortable "
Re: The Curvy Lady I Met In A Burial, Came Around by tivhador: 6:34pm On Jul 17, 2023
There's more to life than Sex, boi
OtuologyProf:
Nija is now becoming boring.
So she came around, I tried all the tricks to get in between, and it didn't work, I had to sneak through the backyard, switched off my gen and started faking like; ooooh fuel don finish.

We were now forced to stay at the corridor, since she wants to turn the visit to a fellowship....rubbish.

Maybe God wanted to save me from smelly kpekus, who knows.
Re: The Curvy Lady I Met In A Burial, Came Around by Quadribabaalagb: 7:16pm On Jul 17, 2023
OtuologyProf:


You are really bad at advertising. You can entice your audience by saying:.
"Maybe she saw a keg of agbo and was so tensed as how you would ride her... our products do the magic, but your words make her comfortable "


Ok boss
Re: The Curvy Lady I Met In A Burial, Came Around by WeirdAlien: 9:04pm On Jul 17, 2023
Why sneak to put off gen?
Just calmly tell her you need to do other things and she should take her leave and (maybe) you'd like to receive her at another time.
End of story.

PS - the man who wants nothing in invincible. Casual sex is like tiny water droplets. Evaporates like it was never there.

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Re: The Curvy Lady I Met In A Burial, Came Around by OtuologyProf(m): 9:09pm On Jul 17, 2023
tivhador:
There's more to life than Sex, boi

Continue deceiving yourself, while workers in multinational companies get crazy erection on sighting hot I T students
Re: The Curvy Lady I Met In A Burial, Came Around by OtuologyProf(m): 9:12pm On Jul 17, 2023
WeirdAlien:
Why sneak to put off gen?
Just calmly tell her you need to do other things and she should take her leave and (maybe) you'd like to receive her at another time.
End of story.

PS - the man who wants nothing in invincible. Casual sex is like tiny water droplets. Evaporates like it was never there.

As a man, you don't need to say everything before you do anything, even if your words are true. It's a code you can use anywhere to be successful and not just in nakology matters

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