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ukaface:
My first love was chewing gum
I used to steal coins then and run to buy chewing gum while my brother chases me, after he must have shouted to my mum that I had stolen the coins underneath my sick aunt’s bed . But before he could reach me I for don put gun in my mouth I was that fast for a 3/4years old

Modsarefools:
Na them..

Cowards from the south-wastes

jeromestarks:
...why did you breakup?
And how many girls or guys have you dated since then?

Mine: my first love was a girl called Rachel. We met in jss3.
Quite, calm and very observant young girl.

We broke up after junior waec. No mobile phone then so we couldn't reach each other when her family relocated to the West or so.

Since then , I have dated 58 women.


Over to you.
Can you remember your first love?

OboOlora:
Yes, God go punish U Ifeanyi for where u de.
The oloshi deceive me, fvck me osho free for back of suya spot for Unilag come run.
I happy day I use my t0t0 swear for am and e nor better for am since😁

abba190:
see this girl u mean u spend coins?

ukaface:
I think coins faded out 2000/2002

I met coins

But I need to confirm why you Dey follow me

fyzaila:
Here comes the lies...Awon oni iro

doggedfighter:


This touched me . And I feel sad reading this.

How can something so beautiful never came to be ?

VinnyBaba:
Yeah, of course.

In Primary 4.😕

Anytime she did NOT do her Homework, She will Take mine to Submit.

Then once the Teacher comes, I will Receive the Flogging, she supposed to Have! 🤦

EmiDon11:
awwwwwwwn, baby i am blushing .
Cant wait to wrap you in my warm arms.

please ask for my first sex mate

nothing like love

CuriousStudent:
we never dated. He just used to buy things for me. I was 11. Will not consider it romantic or deep feelings. I just wanted to see his face everyday,likewise him. He was Just someone that cared so much for me , groomed me, protected me , catered for me and fed me everyday

They took him away from me. A clique of girls spread rumours about me. He pulled away. I think I almost drank dettol. Someone that is your hero,savior,provider,your everything just pulling away like that without hearing your side of the story. We reconciled years later and he comes to visit my family. He is abroad,we are not on the same level,he don pass me by far .

As for the girls,if only they knew what they took from me. God will judge.

As for the question,of how many people I dated,I will consider myself perpetually single. At least as far as a committed relationship is defined

theamazonguru:
Lol. My brother life could be funny atimes.
Some things you wish for some times become evasive/elusive.

Well we thank God for where we are.

No regrets.

Rikidony:
Yap few years back, about 8 years ago, we met while on holiday in the village, Omo I like that girl badly she was young too, nearly gave her a the money plus my transport

Unfortunately she relocated to Imo state, while I went back to Cali, we only see online now on Facebook, well since then I haven't had any chance to love any girl like that anymore, now after two weeks I don loose feelings, but one day I will reconnect back with the love of my life, seems she still misses me.

Davytech:
Am the only Alien on earth that hasn't been in a relationship and am 24. Na just me and my self contain phone

lawrenzooo:
She's late now(God bless her memory) she really loved me but we never dated. That was back in SS1, I told her I loved her not knowing my friend asked her out already.

Days later my friend told me he asked her out and she hasn't given him an answer, when I asked why she hasn't given my friend an answer she said "I thought you said you love me?". I responded that I was joking (That I was the greatest lie I ever told), They would eventually go on to date after several pushing from me.

She would later tell me she was heart broken when I told her I was joking.Till date my friend never knew what happened behind the scene.

We remained so close until her death that even my mum thought we were dating.

ungara17:
Mine was in primary 3,
Will never for Tonia. Started fucking during moonlight hide and seek play.

Nne5:
Why not reconnect back with her today. You never can tell how things will turn out.

Silentgroper:
you were just 11 .


He was your provider

🙄🙄🙄🙄


how old was he

cause this soundslike you werei. love with a pedophile ...

CuriousStudent:
Wouldn't cause you a thing to read carefully. It was not romantic, just platonic friends. David & Jonathan sort of friendship.

He was 12

abba190:
i told u already i wan knack u

ukaface:
And I said come to ikoyi cemetery

jeromestarks:
...why did you breakup?
And how many girls or guys have you dated since then?

Mine: my first love was a girl called Rachel. We met in jss3.
Quite, calm and very observant young girl.

We broke up after junior waec. No mobile phone then so we couldn't reach each other when her family relocated to the West or so.

Since then , I have dated 58 women.


Over to you.
Can you remember your first love?

abba190:
why do u want us to do it in a cemetery

ukaface:
You still asking? You never ready to knack

theamazonguru:
Bolaji ooh.
Person wey I love and na only me know no say I love her.
I didn't have the courage to approach her.
I was so infantuated to the point of trekking to her parents house,hide somewhere wait for her to come out to the balcony. Once she does, I steal a glance, as soon as she leaves I start running back to base. This was in Jss 3 to SS 3. Madt oooh.

Coincidentally we attended the same higher institution, babe liked me, really cared for me, gave me things: food, money, always coming to visit me off campus, yet I couldn't tell her my mind.
Until I wrote it down, dropped it in her bag when we both went to read for exams.
But her room mate Roseline picked it and hid it from her.
Roseline you are very useless oh.

I moved on with life.
Not knowing Bolaji too was waiting for me to express myself.

Later when she was 28-29, she came to my office, asked if I wasn't interested in marrying her.

At this time life had happened, I had moved on.
I was already preparing to get married to my current wife.

But I won't lie, I got too attracted to her. I loved her.
But liver no gree me express myself when the thing dey shack me.

It is what it is.

abba190:
i cant do it in a cemetary