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Re: The Book Of Bible Gaffes by cornelboy(f): 11:19am On Aug 24, 2023
MaxInDHouse:
Thanks for your time Sir.
Now you can go back to your friends it seems they have all the answers you want! smiley
One thing I admire about atheists is their big grammar.
Dem sabi blow grammar ehn
Re: The Book Of Bible Gaffes by MaxInDHouse(m): 11:20am On Aug 24, 2023
jaephoenix:
When you can read and write, we can converse. Til then, go back to kindergarten
MaxInDHouse:
Thanks for your time Sir.
Now you can go back to your friends it seems they have all the answers you want! smiley
Re: The Book Of Bible Gaffes by cornelboy(f):
jaephoenix:
Now someone with some brain has replied. Hallelujah!
1. Did you read anywhere in that passage that Balaam enquired anything from Yahweh? Nope. In fact, it was Yahweh that was doing the enquiries.

9 God came to balaam and asked, “Who are these men with you?”
10 balaam said to God, “Balak son of Zippor, king of Moab, sent me this message: 11 ‘A people that has come out of Egypt covers the face of the land. Now come and put a curse on them for me. Perhaps then I will be able to fight them and drive them away.’”
12 But God said to balaam, “Do not go with them. You must not put a curse on those people, because they are blessed.”


… and this

20 That night God came to balaam and said, “Since these men have come to summon you, go with them, but do only what I tell you.”

On the first occasion he was asking Balaam who the men are and he(Balaam) explained to Yahweh.
On the second occasion(when the men came back with more stuff), Yahweh told Balaam what to do, which he did.
AT NO POINT DID BALAAM DISOBEY YAHWEH OR EVEN EXPRESS GREED. HE TOLD THEM AB INITIO THAT HE WONT CURSE ISRAEL.

2. How come an omniscient god doesn't know the future(he doesn't know who men were and he didn't even know that they were coming back)

3. How come he wanted to destroy Balaam for obeying him?
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Re: The Book Of Bible Gaffes by MaxInDHouse(m): 11:24am On Aug 24, 2023
cornelboy:
One thing I admire about atheists is that their big grammar. Dem sabi blow grammar ehn
They're agitating against the religion brought by white supremacists but they carry their language as the greatest treasure they can achieve.
Imagine Wole Soyinka, all he had in life is what the whiteman's language could offer yet he wants to rubbish their religion by going back to what they brought in exchange of the religion: ATHEISM. cheesy
Re: The Book Of Bible Gaffes by cornelboy(f): 11:26am On Aug 24, 2023
MaxInDHouse:
Oh!
I don't expect you to comment here because she already said her God is COMPLEX so there is no need discussing about her God's action since it is COMPLEX! undecided
Oh. It's indeed complex huh
Re: The Book Of Bible Gaffes by MaxInDHouse(m): 11:28am On Aug 24, 2023
cornelboy:
Where did God ever say he knows everything or call himself omniscient?
Perhaps he has the power to know and see everything and came to Balaam to have a normal conversation.
I know you won't be able to ignore the nonsense and Ingredients going on here but please my brother just calmly address them.

The atheist wants all those claiming believers in the Bible to see how stupid they are for having faith in a COMPLEX God so if you prove that the Bible God has a reason for everything He does then you will get on his nerves.

He wants to hear everyone say God is complex then question their sanity in vouching for such a God! wink
Re: The Book Of Bible Gaffes by MaxInDHouse(m): 11:31am On Aug 24, 2023
cornelboy:
Oh. It's indeed complex huh
There God can decide to do anything whether good or evil to them even though they are strictly obedient to Him, that's what the atheist want them to admit and the other commentator has agreed to that.
Her God is COMPLEX! smiley
Re: The Book Of Bible Gaffes by johnw47: 11:38am On Aug 24, 2023
MaxInDHouse:
This is all i need in your post!
So instead of mentioning me in connection with you own God just go straight to talk about yours since your God totally differs from mine.
I spoke as a WITNESS of my own God so speak for yours! smiley
lost false jw mad max

as preciousee17 said, you just run run run from truth

rev 21:8 But the cowardly, unbelieving, abominable, murderers, sexually immoral, sorcerers, idolaters, and all liars shall have their part in the lake which burns with fire and brimstone; which is the second death.
Re: The Book Of Bible Gaffes by cornelboy(f): 11:41am On Aug 24, 2023
johnw47:
lost false jw mad max

as preciousee17 said, you just run run run from truth

rev 21:8 But the cowardly, unbelieving, abominable, murderers, sexually immoral, sorcerers, idolaters, and all liars shall have their part in the lake which burns with fire and brimstone; which is the second death.
Only if you could address the topic instead of running after Max.
Re: The Book Of Bible Gaffes by jaephoenix(op): 11:43am On Aug 24, 2023
cornelboy:
Where did God ever say he knows everything or call himself omniscient?
Perhaps he has the power to know and see everything and came to Balaam to have a normal conversation.
That's strange. I thought its only JWs that agree Yahweh isn't omniscient. Pray what's your denomination?
By the way, here's passages Yahweh said he's omniscient…


Psalm 147:5
Great is our Lord and abundant in strength;
His understanding is infinite.

1 John 3:20
in whatever our heart condemns us; for God is greater than our heart and knows all things.

Psalm 139:4
Even before there is a word on my tongue,
Behold, O Lord, You know it all.

Matthew 10:30
But the very hairs of your head are all numbered.

Psalm 147:4
He counts the number of the stars;
He gives names to all of them.

Hebrews 4:13
And there is no creature hidden from His sight, but all things are open and laid bare to the eyes of Him with whom we have to do.


Psalm 139:1-4
O Lord, You have searched me and known me.
You know when I sit down and when I rise up;
You understand my thought from afar.
You scrutinize my path and my lying down,
And are intimately acquainted with all my ways.

Psalm 44:21
Would not God find this out?
For He knows the secrets of the heart.

1 Chronicles 28:9
“As for you, my son Solomon, know the God of your father, and serve Him with a whole heart and a willing mind; for the Lord searches all hearts, and understands every intent of the thoughts. If you seek Him, He will let you find Him; but if you forsake Him, He will reject you forever.

Isaiah 40:28
Do you not know? Have you not heard?
The Everlasting God, the Lord, the Creator of the ends of the earth
Does not become weary or tired.
His understanding is inscrutable.


Isaiah 46:9-10
“Remember the former things long past,
For I am God, and there is no other;
I am God, and there is no one like Me,
Declaring the end from the beginning,
And from ancient times things which have not been done,
Saying, ‘My purpose will be established,
And I will accomplish all My good pleasure’;

Psalm 139:1-3
O Lord, You have searched me and known me.
You know when I sit down and when I rise up;
You understand my thought from afar.
You scrutinize my path and my lying down,
And are intimately acquainted with all my ways.

1 Kings 8:39
then hear in heaven Your dwelling place, and forgive and act and render to each according to all his ways, whose heart You know, for You alone know the hearts of all the sons of men,

Acts 1:24
And they prayed and said, “You, Lord, who know the hearts of all men, show which one of these two You have chosen


Besides you guys sing and dance about his all knowing powers
Re: The Book Of Bible Gaffes by jaephoenix(op): 11:44am On Aug 24, 2023
MaxInDHouse:
They're agitating against the religion brought by white supremacists but they carry their language as the greatest treasure they can achieve.
Imagine Wole Soyinka, all he had in life is what the whiteman's language could offer yet he wants to rubbish their religion by going back to what they brought in exchange of the religion: ATHEISM. cheesy
Everyone was born an atheist til someone starts telling lies…
Re: The Book Of Bible Gaffes by MaxInDHouse(m): 11:44am On Aug 24, 2023
cornelboy:
Only if you could address the topic instead of running after Max.
The atheist has tried to engage him only for him to shy away from the discussion and keep quoting me as if nah me collect him bread! cheesy
Re: The Book Of Bible Gaffes by MaxInDHouse(m): 11:45am On Aug 24, 2023
jaephoenix:
Everyone was born an atheist til someone starts telling lies…
OK Sir! grin
Re: The Book Of Bible Gaffes by jaephoenix(op): 11:47am On Aug 24, 2023
MaxInDHouse:
The atheist has tried to engage him only for him to shy away from the discussion and keep quoting me as if nah me collect him bread! cheesy
Your own is even worse. You talked rubbish anf ran off. His own issue is he's too cowardly but you're an ignorant megalomaniac
Re: The Book Of Bible Gaffes by MaxInDHouse(m): 11:47am On Aug 24, 2023
Sorry, he's one of our Bible Students so he's now one of Jehovah's Witnesses!

jaephoenix:
That's strange. I thought its only JWs that agree Yahweh isn't omniscient. Pray what's your denomination?
By the way, here's passages Yahweh said he's omniscient…


Psalm 147:5
Great is our Lord and abundant in strength;
His understanding is infinite.

1 John 3:20
in whatever our heart condemns us; for God is greater than our heart and knows all things.

Psalm 139:4
Even before there is a word on my tongue,
Behold, O Lord, You know it all.

Matthew 10:30
But the very hairs of your head are all numbered.

Psalm 147:4
He counts the number of the stars;
He gives names to all of them.

Hebrews 4:13
And there is no creature hidden from His sight, but all things are open and laid bare to the eyes of Him with whom we have to do.


Psalm 139:1-4
O Lord, You have searched me and known me.
You know when I sit down and when I rise up;
You understand my thought from afar.
You scrutinize my path and my lying down,
And are intimately acquainted with all my ways.

Psalm 44:21
Would not God find this out?
For He knows the secrets of the heart.

1 Chronicles 28:9
“As for you, my son Solomon, know the God of your father, and serve Him with a whole heart and a willing mind; for the Lord searches all hearts, and understands every intent of the thoughts. If you seek Him, He will let you find Him; but if you forsake Him, He will reject you forever.

Isaiah 40:28
Do you not know? Have you not heard?
The Everlasting God, the Lord, the Creator of the ends of the earth
Does not become weary or tired.
His understanding is inscrutable.


Isaiah 46:9-10
“Remember the former things long past,
For I am God, and there is no other;
I am God, and there is no one like Me,
Declaring the end from the beginning,
And from ancient times things which have not been done,
Saying, ‘My purpose will be established,
And I will accomplish all My good pleasure’;

Psalm 139:1-3
O Lord, You have searched me and known me.
You know when I sit down and when I rise up;
You understand my thought from afar.
You scrutinize my path and my lying down,
And are intimately acquainted with all my ways.

1 Kings 8:39
then hear in heaven Your dwelling place, and forgive and act and render to each according to all his ways, whose heart You know, for You alone know the hearts of all the sons of men,

Acts 1:24
And they prayed and said, “You, Lord, who know the hearts of all men, show which one of these two You have chosen


Besides you guys sing and dance about his all knowing powers
Re: The Book Of Bible Gaffes by MaxInDHouse(m): 11:48am On Aug 24, 2023
jaephoenix:
Your own is even worse. You talked rubbish anf ran off. His own issue is he's too cowardly but you're an ignorant megalomaniac
OK Sir! grin
Re: The Book Of Bible Gaffes by cornelboy(f): 12:08pm On Aug 24, 2023
jaephoenix:
That's strange. I thought its only JWs that agree Yahweh isn't omniscient. Pray what's your denomination?
By the way, here's passages Yahweh said he's omniscient…


Psalm 147:5
Great is our Lord and abundant in strength;
His understanding is infinite.

1 John 3:20
in whatever our heart condemns us; for God is greater than our heart and knows all things.

Psalm 139:4
Even before there is a word on my tongue,
Behold, O Lord, You know it all.

Matthew 10:30
But the very hairs of your head are all numbered.

Psalm 147:4
He counts the number of the stars;
He gives names to all of them.

Hebrews 4:13
And there is no creature hidden from His sight, but all things are open and laid bare to the eyes of Him with whom we have to do.


Psalm 139:1-4
O Lord, You have searched me and known me.
You know when I sit down and when I rise up;
You understand my thought from afar.
You scrutinize my path and my lying down,
And are intimately acquainted with all my ways.

Psalm 44:21
Would not God find this out?
For He knows the secrets of the heart.

1 Chronicles 28:9
“As for you, my son Solomon, know the God of your father, and serve Him with a whole heart and a willing mind; for the Lord searches all hearts, and understands every intent of the thoughts. If you seek Him, He will let you find Him; but if you forsake Him, He will reject you forever.

Isaiah 40:28
Do you not know? Have you not heard?
The Everlasting God, the Lord, the Creator of the ends of the earth
Does not become weary or tired.
His understanding is inscrutable.


Isaiah 46:9-10
“Remember the former things long past,
For I am God, and there is no other;
I am God, and there is no one like Me,
Declaring the end from the beginning,
And from ancient times things which have not been done,
Saying, ‘My purpose will be established,
And I will accomplish all My good pleasure’;

Psalm 139:1-3
O Lord, You have searched me and known me.
You know when I sit down and when I rise up;
You understand my thought from afar.
You scrutinize my path and my lying down,
And are intimately acquainted with all my ways.

1 Kings 8:39
then hear in heaven Your dwelling place, and forgive and act and render to each according to all his ways, whose heart You know, for You alone know the hearts of all the sons of men,

Acts 1:24
And they prayed and said, “You, Lord, who know the hearts of all men, show which one of these two You have chosen


Besides you guys sing and dance about his all knowing powers
I certainly know my God doesn't feed his eyes with the atrocities committed in the world today.
Imagine an holy God seeing and knowing all the things going on all over the night clubs in the world.

My point is GOD can know anything whenever he wants to know.
Re: The Book Of Bible Gaffes by johnw47: 12:17pm On Aug 24, 2023
cornelboy:
Only if you could address the topic instead of running after Max.
oh duh dum dum, it can speak for itself,
i sometimes like to show up lies etc. from so called God's people
Re: The Book Of Bible Gaffes by MaxInDHouse(m): 12:22pm On Aug 24, 2023
cornelboy:
I certainly know my God doesn't feed his eyes with the atrocities committed in the world today.
Imagine an holy God seeing and knowing all the things going on all over the night clubs in the world.
My point is GOD can know anything whenever he wants to know.
Hmmmmmmm who said you're not one of HIS servants?
Fully competent and completely equiped! 2Timothy 3:17 smiley
Re: The Book Of Bible Gaffes by johnw47: 12:25pm On Aug 24, 2023
MaxInDHouse:
The atheist has tried to engage him only for him to shy away from the discussion and keep quoting me as if nah me collect him bread! cheesy
Ecc_7:6  For as the crackling of thorn bushes under a pot, So is the laughter of the fool



lost false jw mad max

my thing is mainly to show up some of the many lies etc. of you so called God's people, as you know,
and see yet again how talking lies is just talking naturally for you, just like it is for your
father the devil:

Joh 8:44 You are of your father the devil, and you want to do the desires of your father. He was a murderer from the beginning, and does not stand in the truth because there is no truth in him. Whenever he speaks a lie, that is his natural way of speaking, for he is a liar and the father of lies.
Re: The Book Of Bible Gaffes by johnw47: 12:32pm On Aug 24, 2023
jaephoenix:
Your own is even worse. You talked rubbish anf ran off. His own issue is he's too cowardly but you're an ignorant megalomaniac
hey dope, you say my not being interested in talking with atheist is being cowardly,
you are as deluded as false jw mad max, and of course false jw mad max agreed with you,
see how similar you two lost ones actually are
Re: The Book Of Bible Gaffes by cornelboy(f): 12:35pm On Aug 24, 2023
johnw47:
oh duh dum dum, it can speak for itself,
i sometimes like to show up lies etc. from so called God's people
Why are you here?
Re: The Book Of Bible Gaffes by johnw47: 12:38pm On Aug 24, 2023
cornelboy:
Why are you here?
dummy corn boy

gee you dum aren't you, once again, to show up false jw lies and delusions of grandeur etc.

and now will kick a bit of atheist bum while i'm here
Re: The Book Of Bible Gaffes by cornelboy(f): 1:03pm On Aug 24, 2023
johnw47:
dummy corn boy

gee you dum aren't you, once again, to show up false jw lies and delusions of grandeur etc.

and now will kick a bit of atheist bum while i'm here
So you have nothing to offer.
An atheist is on the loose trying to ridicule the Bible but you couldn't do anything to that all because you have nothing to offer except insulting the JWs.
Re: The Book Of Bible Gaffes by johnw47: 1:06pm On Aug 24, 2023
jaephoenix:
What is the relevance of the bolded to the convo?
By the way, what's the difference between g and G?
dope

the revelance is, you think you said something clever, which you didn't, but winked anyway like a fool

oh duh dummy, small g is for a god, big G is for the God
you as dum as false jw's, never told you before because i though you were a man,
but you just another girly, aren't you
Re: The Book Of Bible Gaffes by johnw47: 1:08pm On Aug 24, 2023
cornelboy:
So you have nothing to offer.
An atheist is on the loose trying to ridicule the Bible but you couldn't do anything to that all because you have nothing to offer except insulting the JWs.
corny boy, if truth is insults to you then good, and i'm not surprised

see yet how you false jw's can never stop lying, of course you cannot:

2 Corinthians 4:4
In whom the god of this world hath blinded the minds of them which believe not, lest the light of the glorious gospel of Christ, who is the image of God, should shine unto them

Joh 8:44 You are of your father the devil, and you want to do the desires of your father. He was a murderer from the beginning, and does not stand in the truth because there is no truth in him. Whenever he speaks a lie, that is his natural way of speaking, for he is a liar and the father of lies.
Re: The Book Of Bible Gaffes by jaephoenix(op): 1:54pm On Aug 24, 2023
MaxInDHouse:
OK Sir! grin
Were you born a JW?
Re: The Book Of Bible Gaffes by jaephoenix(op): 1:57pm On Aug 24, 2023
cornelboy:
I certainly know my God doesn't feed his eyes with the atrocities committed in the world today.
Imagine an holy God seeing and knowing all the things going on all over the night clubs in the world.

My point is GOD can know anything whenever he wants to know.
In trying to avoid a pitfall, you ended up running into a dam.
Can you explain what the bolded means? Doesn't it still point to an all knowing being?
Besides, you carefully ignored the Bible passages which clearly depicted your god as all knowing.
Being a JW is truly a hard business. Lol grin
Re: The Book Of Bible Gaffes by jaephoenix(op): 1:58pm On Aug 24, 2023
johnw47:
hey dope, you say my not being interested in talking with atheist is being cowardly,
you are as deluded as false jw mad max, and of course false jw mad max agreed with you,
see how similar you two lost ones actually are
Ok, if say so
Re: The Book Of Bible Gaffes by jaephoenix(op): 1:59pm On Aug 24, 2023
johnw47:
dummy corn boy

gee you dum aren't you, once again, to show up false jw lies and delusions of grandeur etc.

and now will kick a bit of atheist bum while i'm here
And how exactly do you intend to 'kick this atheist bum'? By keeping quiet? undecided
Re: The Book Of Bible Gaffes by jaephoenix(op): 2:00pm On Aug 24, 2023
johnw47:
dope

the revelance is, you think you said something clever, which you didn't, but winked anyway like a fool

oh duh dummy, small g is for a god, big G is for the God
you as dum as false jw's, never told you before because i though you were a man,
but you just another girly, aren't you
Ummm... Whats the difference between the small g and big g. Same thing if you ask me
Re: The Book Of Bible Gaffes by cornelboy(f): 2:05pm On Aug 24, 2023
johnw47:
corny boy, if truth is insults to you then good, and i'm not surprised

see yet how you false jw's can never stop lying, of course you cannot:

2 Corinthians 4:4
In whom the god of this world hath blinded the minds of them which believe not, lest the light of the glorious gospel of Christ, who is the image of God, should shine unto them

Joh 8:44 You are of your father the devil, and you want to do the desires of your father. He was a murderer from the beginning, and does not stand in the truth because there is no truth in him. Whenever he speaks a lie, that is his natural way of speaking, for he is a liar and the father of lies.
Do you believe in the trinity?
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