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Re: The Book Of Bible Gaffes by Nobody: 6:37pm On Aug 26, 2023
jaephoenix:
If you're honest to yourself, you'll know you haven't explained that Numbers story. Even the addendum I asked you, you ignored it
Follow my quotes again.
Re: The Book Of Bible Gaffes by Pecuman: 10:19pm On Aug 26, 2023
jaephoenix:
A defeatist attitude. If you have facts, do let us have it. You never know. You could change my minds if you have legit response
I have read some of ur replies to the other people trying to respond. I ain't gonna do 12 hours of work for the same thing.
Re: The Book Of Bible Gaffes by jaephoenix(op): 11:06pm On Aug 26, 2023
cornelboy:
How does knowing the outcome of our choices the same with your bolded quoted verses 🤦🏾‍♂️
God doesn't know how many kids I'm gonna give birth to. I can decide to stay unmarried or castrate myself. Or adopt a kid. God doesn't decide that for me.

The problem today is caused by us not God.

No where did God claim he knows the outcome of our choices.

You can choose to interpret the Bible anyway you want it. It doesn't matter.

What matter is that there are people with the accurate interpretation of the scripture and they are zealously using their knowledge to make the world a better place.
Its not my interpretation. Its what is written in plain ol' English(which is difficult for you JW to grasp). Pleased what do you understand by the Bible verse where the writer says Yahweh knows all their ways?
What does that particular verse mean? I mean its literal English, which is taught in Kindergarten. Does your Kingdom Hall de-educate you folks? Wtf! grin
Re: The Book Of Bible Gaffes by jaephoenix(op): 11:07pm On Aug 26, 2023
MaxInDHouse:
Cohabitation doesn't mean in the same building nah! cheesy

It simply means tolerance for whatever your neighbour believes as long as he or she won't harm you! smiley
Lol. This one has problems with comprehension of simple grammar. Lolest grin
Re: The Book Of Bible Gaffes by jaephoenix(op): 11:07pm On Aug 26, 2023
MaxInDHouse:
So it's omni stuff that people who don't speak English were using to communicate shey? cheesy
Say what?!
Re: The Book Of Bible Gaffes by jaephoenix(op): 11:09pm On Aug 26, 2023
MaxInDHouse:
Ọmọ just as trinity never appeared anywhere in the Bible but misinformed churchgoers say it has to do with the Bible that's exactly the same thing with this your Omni stuff.
So don't bring it anywhere close to the Bible because it's not found written anywhere in it. wink
Lol. You just confirmed omniscient, omnibenevolent and omnipotent are actually in the Bible. Yet you still dispute they aren't there in the bible. That's why I said you need to go back to rehab
Re: The Book Of Bible Gaffes by jaephoenix(op): 11:10pm On Aug 26, 2023
MaxInDHouse:
Give it any meaning you want but don't bring it close to God's word because it doesn't appear anywhere in the scriptures! wink
Give what any meaning? You're the one that said 'churchgoers' wrote dictionaries, didn't you?
Re: The Book Of Bible Gaffes by jaephoenix(op): 11:11pm On Aug 26, 2023
preciousee17:
Follow my quotes again.
Lol. Your quotes don't make sense.
You have dodged the Balaam story now dodge this question.
I ask you again, IS YAHWEH OMNISCIENT?
Re: The Book Of Bible Gaffes by jaephoenix(op): 11:12pm On Aug 26, 2023
Pecuman:
I have read some of ur replies to the other people trying to respond. I ain't gonna do 12 hours of work for the same thing.
Ok. Goodbye then. Have a good day
Re: The Book Of Bible Gaffes by cornelboy(f): 11:15pm On Aug 26, 2023
jaephoenix:
Its not my interpretation. Its what is written in plain ol' English(which is difficult for you JW to grasp). Pleased what do you understand by the Bible verse where the writer says Yahweh knows all their ways?
What does that particular verse mean? I mean its literal English, which is taught in Kindergarten. Does your Kingdom Hall de-educate you folks? Wtf! grin
Does "all their ways" implies their future or their present? 🤦🏾‍♂️
Re: The Book Of Bible Gaffes by jaephoenix(op): 11:17pm On Aug 26, 2023
cornelboy:
Does "all their ways" implies their future or their present? 🤦🏾‍♂️
When someone says 'all my ways', what do you understand by it?
Re: The Book Of Bible Gaffes by cornelboy(f): 11:18pm On Aug 26, 2023
jaephoenix:
When someone says 'all my ways', what do you understand by it?
How can all your ways include your future that hasn't even happened yet.
Are you really asking me this 🤦🏾‍♂️
Re: The Book Of Bible Gaffes by jaephoenix(op): 11:23pm On Aug 26, 2023
cornelboy:
How can all your ways include your future that hasn't even happened yet.
Are you really asking me this 🤦🏾‍♂️
Lemme break it down. Since you're slow on the uptake.
All my ways can mean your intentions. My ways mean what I intent to do. For example, all my ways can include me sleeping, waking tomorrow morning, eating, taking a stroll etc til I die. Thats a sum total of my ways. Even my thoughts which control my ways are viewed by Yahweh (as stated clearly in those Bible verses)
Re: The Book Of Bible Gaffes by cornelboy(f): 11:25pm On Aug 26, 2023
jaephoenix:
Lemme break it down. Since you're slow on the uptake.
All my ways can mean your intentions. My ways mean what I intent to do. For example, all my ways can include me sleeping, waking tomorrow morning, eating, taking a stroll etc til I die. Thats a sum total of my ways. Even my thoughts which control my ways are viewed by Yahweh (as stated clearly in those Bible verses)
Perfect. Your thoughts could be seen by God.
Re: The Book Of Bible Gaffes by cornelboy(f): 11:30pm On Aug 26, 2023
Just go to your main question.
jaephoenix
Re: The Book Of Bible Gaffes by jaephoenix(op): 11:32pm On Aug 26, 2023
cornelboy:
Perfect. Your thoughts could be seen by God.
Do you now understand what 'all my ways' mean?
Re: The Book Of Bible Gaffes by cornelboy(f): 11:43pm On Aug 26, 2023
jaephoenix:
Do you now understand what 'all my ways' mean?
After I said perfect, you still asked me that 🙂
Don't make it sound as if you're lecturing me.
Do you understand that your ways doesn't include the future?

Fast forward to the main question abeg
Re: The Book Of Bible Gaffes by Nobody: 12:29am On Aug 27, 2023
jaephoenix:
Lol. Your quotes don't make sense.
You have dodged the Balaam story now dodge this question.
I ask you again, IS YAHWEH OMNISCIENT?
No, I would rather wait for you to explain how I dodged Balaam's story
Re: The Book Of Bible Gaffes by jaephoenix(op): 12:47am On Aug 27, 2023
cornelboy:
After I said perfect, you still asked me that 🙂
Don't make it sound as if you're lecturing me.
Do you understand that your ways doesn't include the future?

Fast forward to the main question abeg
Oh, I'm lecturing you.
And my ways include the future.
Please what do you think 'my ways' imply?
English is really difficult for you guys. Poor you grin
Re: The Book Of Bible Gaffes by jaephoenix(op): 12:48am On Aug 27, 2023
preciousee17:
No, I would rather wait for you to explain how I dodged Balaam's story
Because you didn't explain how Balaam disobeyed Yahweh. Simple
Re: The Book Of Bible Gaffes by Nobody: 12:55am On Aug 27, 2023
jaephoenix:
Because you didn't explain how Balaam disobeyed Yahweh. Simple
Listen carefully oo:

You say I dodged Balaam's Story because I didn't explain how Balaam disobeyed Yahweh.

Where is the Original Story? Bible?
Where did the Original Source narrate the story as a story of Balaam disobeying Yahweh?
Didn't I open the Original Source for you? Didn't you see greed?

So phrase yourself again. Did I dodge the original story or I dodged your false interpretation of what you wanted the story to be?
Re: The Book Of Bible Gaffes by MaxInDHouse(m): 3:11am On Aug 27, 2023
jaephoenix:
Lol. You just confirmed omniscient, omnibenevolent and omnipotent are actually in the Bible. Yet you still dispute they aren't there in the bible. That's why I said you need to go back to rehab
Quote them out in the Bible word for word! cheesy
Re: The Book Of Bible Gaffes by MaxInDHouse(m): 3:15am On Aug 27, 2023
jaephoenix:
Give what any meaning? You're the one that said 'churchgoers' wrote dictionaries, didn't you?
Of course it's the religionists who wrote most of those things you can continue denying it but everyone knows that atheism began gaining ground in less than 200 years ago so who are those that's been behind dictionaries before then if not the same misinformed churchgoers? cheesy
Re: The Book Of Bible Gaffes by MaxInDHouse(m): 3:19am On Aug 27, 2023
cornelboy:
How can all your ways include your future that hasn't even happened yet.
Are you really asking me this 🤦🏾‍♂️
Innocent as in sincere people are not difficult to know this guy is just dodging facts but trying to accuse others simply because he has chosen atheism. grin
Re: The Book Of Bible Gaffes by jaephoenix(op): 9:50am On Aug 27, 2023
preciousee17:
Listen carefully oo:

You say I dodged Balaam's Story because I didn't explain how Balaam disobeyed Yahweh.

Where is the Original Story? Bible?
Where did the Original Source narrate the story as a story of Balaam disobeying Yahweh?
Didn't I open the Original Source for you? Didn't you see greed?

So phrase yourself again. Did I dodge the original story or I dodged your false interpretation of what you wanted the story to be?
Using this analogy, I can also say Cain shouldn't have been cursed by Yahweh. He should have waited for Jesus to die so his(Cain) sins would be washed away.
Theist logic grin
Re: The Book Of Bible Gaffes by jaephoenix(op): 9:51am On Aug 27, 2023
MaxInDHouse:
Quote them out in the Bible word for word! cheesy
Have you been reading my posts or your brain has been on offline mode?
Re: The Book Of Bible Gaffes by jaephoenix(op): 10:01am On Aug 27, 2023
MaxInDHouse:
Of course it's the religionists who wrote most of those things you can continue denying it but everyone knows that atheism began gaining ground in less than 200 years ago so who are those that's been behind dictionaries before then if not the same misinformed churchgoers? cheesy
Bro, your ignorance of everything around you sometimes make me think you actually love ignorance.
Philosophical atheist thought began to appear in Europe and Asia in the sixth or fifth century BCE. Way before dictionaries were written. So they didn't start 200 years ago like your ignorant mind or Kingdom Hall pastors told you.
Lets assume atheism started 200 years ago and theists wrote dictionaries, do you think they would insert their theist thoughts into it? Lemme give you an example(since your brain is sawdust). If I believe as a Christian that Yahweh created man would I put in the dictionary? Would I write that prayers answers all our problems?
Re: The Book Of Bible Gaffes by jaephoenix(op): 10:02am On Aug 27, 2023
MaxInDHouse:
Innocent as in sincere people are not difficult to know this guy is just dodging facts but trying to accuse others simply because he has chosen atheism. grin
Lol. What facts am I dodging? grin
Re: The Book Of Bible Gaffes by cornelboy(f): 10:54am On Aug 27, 2023
jaephoenix:
Oh, I'm lecturing you.
And my ways include the future.
Please what do you think 'my ways' imply?
English is really difficult for you guys. Poor you grin
I don't have any problem with English.
The problem is your trying hard to force your interpretation on the Bible.

Your ways can only include the present not the future that hasn't happened yet. Your ways could only affect the future. But you don't live in the future.
Of course God could see your intentions at any time but he can't control them. Your intentions are clearly yours and decided by you.

If you think this is about English, please show me where English says someone's ways includes his future that hasn't happened yet.
Re: The Book Of Bible Gaffes by jaephoenix(op): 11:04am On Aug 27, 2023
cornelboy:
I don't have any problem with English.
The problem is your trying hard to force your interpretation on the Bible.

Your ways can only include the present not the future that hasn't happened yet. Your ways could only affect the future. But you don't live in the future.
Of course God could see your intentions at any time but he can't control them. Your intentions are clearly yours and decided by you.

If you think this is about English, please show me where English says someone's ways includes his future that hasn't happened yet.
There are multiple examples where dictionaries and thesauruses interprete ways direction, future etc. But then your deluded buddy MadMax said its 'religionists' that wrote them, so they don't count grin
Re: The Book Of Bible Gaffes by cornelboy(f): 11:24am On Aug 27, 2023
jaephoenix:
There are multiple examples where dictionaries and thesauruses interprete ways direction, future etc. But then your deluded buddy MadMax said its 'religionists' that wrote them, so they don't count grin
All my ways can only be in the present. My ways can never be in the future that I haven't lived.
My present ways can surely affect my future and I could even change my ways in the future.
That's the reality.

If you don't have anything else to say, I guess that's it.
Re: The Book Of Bible Gaffes by MaxInDHouse(m): 12:09pm On Aug 27, 2023
jaephoenix:
Have you been reading my posts or your brain has been on offline mode?
Ọmọ quote Omni stuff word for word in the Bible! smiley
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