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Re: Mercedes Benz Thread by TheGrandMaster: 12:24pm On Aug 28, 2023
OfficialDJ:
Make me.
Clown.

Looolll!!! Takes one to know one. grin grin grin
Re: Mercedes Benz Thread by OfficialDJ: 12:55pm On Aug 28, 2023
TheGrandMaster:


Looolll!!! Takes one to know one. grin grin grin
MAKE ME.....
CLOWN...

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Re: Mercedes Benz Thread by duality(m): 5:53pm On Aug 28, 2023
Hello, my car fuel line ( hose) was leaking, a mechanic cut it and bridge it with rubber hose and clips..

I'm not so comfortable with this method because these clips can become lose unexpectedly.

Who has experienced this and how did you address it.

Lagos people can refer me please.
Re: Mercedes Benz Thread by Ivan18888888888: 11:51am On Aug 30, 2023
OfficialDJ:
I put it to you you're absolutely not on my level.
That's a fact...

In real life-you'd be so intimidated, that I won't have to do a thing grin

I know what you are - you're riddled with low self esteem and inferiority complex, and are trying to fit in so hard..
Gtfoh of here child molester and gay Hemaphrodite grin

this short prick boy ! Despite my previous warning, I know you're still going to tag me again because you clearly lack any common sense !
Re: Mercedes Benz Thread by OfficialDJ: 5:33pm On Aug 30, 2023
Ivan18888888888:


this short prick boy ! Despite my previous warning, I know you're still going to tag me again because you clearly lack any common sense !
Sell that cla junk before it kills you..
Bleached gay grin

Newsflash - I'm with your mom currently grin

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Re: Mercedes Benz Thread by Ivan18888888888: 10:06pm On Aug 30, 2023
OfficialDJ:
Sell that cla junk before it kills you..
Bleached gay grin

Newsflash - I'm with your mom currently grin

Taa get lost, scrap yard im.becile !
Re: Mercedes Benz Thread by cbrass(m): 1:57am On Aug 31, 2023
Hello, the windows of my E320 2004 model are not rolling down, except for one.
Please what can I do to fix this?
Is it something i can do myself
Thanks
Re: Mercedes Benz Thread by OfficialDJ: 8:01am On Aug 31, 2023
Ivan18888888888:


Taa get lost, scrap yard im.becile !
A CLA junk kills you?That'll be a pathetic death.
Family of retarded bleaching pedophilia stricken goats grin

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Re: Mercedes Benz Thread by OfficialDJ: 8:01am On Aug 31, 2023
cbrass:
Hello, the windows of my E320 2004 model are not rolling down, except for one.
Please what can I do to fix this?
Is it something i can do myself
Thanks
take to a panel beater. They'd re-roll it.

Or if it's electrical, take to an electrician to check the fuses.
Re: Mercedes Benz Thread by cbrass(m): 10:07am On Aug 31, 2023
OfficialDJ:
take to a panel beater. They'd re-roll it.

Or if it's electrical, take to an electrician to check the fuses.

is it any car rewire that can do that or special benz rewire?
Re: Mercedes Benz Thread by Itsrm(m): 10:08am On Aug 31, 2023
cbrass:


is it any car rewire that can do that or special benz rewire?

Did they all stop working at the same time?
Re: Mercedes Benz Thread by OfficialDJ: 10:46am On Aug 31, 2023
cbrass:


is it any car rewire that can do that or special benz rewire?
Here's the thing - if the three stopped working at the same time, it's most likely electrical..
But if 1 stopped, then others followed - meet a panel beater.
There's a mechanism that rolls the window.
It's like a copper wire or so.
The panel beater will open the door and reattach it.

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Re: Mercedes Benz Thread by cbrass(m): 11:05am On Aug 31, 2023
Itsrm:


Did they all stop working at the same time?
I can't really tell because I wasn't the one using the car before. Only one window is working perfectly while the other three are not.
Re: Mercedes Benz Thread by cbrass(m): 11:06am On Aug 31, 2023
OfficialDJ:
Here's the thing - if the three stopped working at the same time, it's most likely electrical..
But if 1 stopped, then others followed - meet a panel beater.
There's a mechanism that rolls the window.
It's like a copper wire or so.
The panel beater will open the door and reattach it.


Thank you.
Re: Mercedes Benz Thread by OfficialDJ: 11:08am On Aug 31, 2023
cbrass:

I can't really tell because I wasn't the one using the car before. Only one window is working perfectly while the other three are not.
Electrical. Visit a competent rewire.
Re: Mercedes Benz Thread by cbrass(m): 12:04pm On Aug 31, 2023
Please do we have a competent Mechanic/Rewire on this thread please sad sad sad that can help me fix My Benz E320 ?
Thanks
Re: Mercedes Benz Thread by OfficialDJ: 12:45pm On Aug 31, 2023
cbrass:
Please do we have a competent Mechanic/Rewire on this thread please sad sad sad that can help me fix My Benz E320 ?
Thanks
state your location...
Re: Mercedes Benz Thread by cbrass(m): 2:00pm On Aug 31, 2023
OfficialDJ:
state your location...
Ikorodu
Re: Mercedes Benz Thread by jceesquare(m): 5:45pm On Aug 31, 2023
Finally some peace and sanity has been restored here cheesy

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Re: Mercedes Benz Thread by Ivan18888888888: 5:18am On Sep 01, 2023
OfficialDJ:
A CLA junk kills you?That'll be a pathetic death.
Family of retarded bleaching pedophilia stricken goats grin

Doesn’t change the fact you’ve a remarkably short prick .
Re: Mercedes Benz Thread by buygala(m): 7:23am On Sep 01, 2023
jceesquare:
Finally some peace and sanity has been restored here cheesy

You wish grin

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Re: Mercedes Benz Thread by OfficialDJ: 8:11am On Sep 01, 2023
Ivan18888888888:


Doesn’t change the fact you’ve a remarkably short prick .
And Your Mother orgasmed and convulsed like an epileptic patient on life support...
I had to use face masks though, as the stench emanating from her vagina was too pungent.
Smelly woman, smelly child.. grin

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Re: Mercedes Benz Thread by jceesquare(m): 8:36am On Sep 01, 2023
buygala:


You wish grin
cry
It was shortlived

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Re: Mercedes Benz Thread by VJSMILESS: 10:31am On Sep 01, 2023
OfficialDJ:
And Your Mother orgasmed and convulsed like an epileptic patient on life support...
I had to use face masks though, as the stench emanating from her vagina was too pungent.
Smelly woman, smelly child.. grin
shocked grin grin angry

Which kind wicked mouth be this
Re: Mercedes Benz Thread by jceesquare(m): 10:59am On Sep 01, 2023
Is marpol still the moderator for car talk?
These back and forth here is actually disgusting.

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Re: Mercedes Benz Thread by oluayebenz: 1:13pm On Sep 01, 2023
jceesquare:
Is marpol still the moderator for car talk?
These back and forth here is actually disgusting.

I'm not sure if there's moderator for car talk.
Maybe we should call the boss 'seun'

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Re: Mercedes Benz Thread by Ivan18888888888: 7:45pm On Sep 01, 2023
OfficialDJ:
And Your Mother orgasmed and convulsed like an epileptic patient on life support...
I had to use face masks though, as the stench emanating from her vagina was too pungent.
Smelly woman, smelly child.. grin

This guy and insulting people mother self , seem like your mother raped you when you dey small . Lowlife scum bag
Re: Mercedes Benz Thread by OfficialDJ: 9:05pm On Sep 01, 2023
Ivan18888888888:


This guy and insulting people mother self , seem like your mother raped you when you dey small . Lowlife scum bag
I just checked in with your rapid LovePeddler of a mother...
This MF literally tied wrapper to come see me.
A village woman indeed grin

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Re: Mercedes Benz Thread by Nomyth: 12:03am On Sep 02, 2023
ariesbull:
ML comes naturally cones with bad ass speaker called Bose ...one of the finest entertainment systems in ghw world


Go and buy Bose speakers

Thanks. Mine does not come with Bose but Hamman Kardon and the output is so poor.

Where can I get original Bose speakers?
Re: Mercedes Benz Thread by Rapixar: 12:48am On Sep 02, 2023
Hi guys,

I’m thinking of selling my ML350 upgraded to GLE, black on dark interior, pano roof, steering upgraded too for 10.8m, offer on ground. And getting a Foreign used GLE350 with almost similar features but a cream interior and rare exterior color (can’t place it but it looks gorgeous) for 24m.

Does that make sense to you guys? Should I go for something else? Is the ML underpriced too?

Lemme know what you folks think.
Re: Mercedes Benz Thread by cbrass(m): 2:17am On Sep 02, 2023
Can a belt cause the fuel pump not to function well?
My Car steering is not soft again. I have checked the power steering oil and there is oil there but the steering is hard when the car is stationary or moving slowly.
Re: Mercedes Benz Thread by Ivan18888888888: 5:33am On Sep 02, 2023
OfficialDJ:
I just checked in with your rapid LovePeddler of a mother...
This MF literally tied wrapper to come see me.
A village woman indeed grin

Are you referring to the same mother of yours that maggots swim inside her pu**y everyday due to the immense loads of rotten c*m deposited??

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