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My Crazy Experience With Two Beautiful Nurses Last Weekend by Pukkalolo: 6:31pm On Sep 10, 2023
I was a having severe this headache, so I decided to go visit the pharmacy closer to my crib... This was my first time there.
The moment I got to the large pharmacy, I was welcomed with polite smiles from 2 beautiful nurses; one was dark while the other one was light skinned.There was also a sales boy there helping out.

I requested for Paracetamol, Vitamin C and other stuff.

Then immediately, I was struck with a crazy idea. In my mind I was like, "Let me woo one of these nurses and see what's gonna happen..."

But I was confused on which of one to go for because they were both looking cute.

Lesson #1. Don't go for the woman you like, instead go for the woman that likes you.

Only the real players understand statement.

Anyways, I needed to quickly find out which of the nurses might probably like me more... I launch an 'awkward' test.

I said in almost loud voice, "Do you people sell condom."

The moment that statement left my mouth, there was a sudden earthquake. The pharmacy store was in chaos.

The sales boy and the two ladies looked up at me immediately: it was as if 3 guns were pointed at me and ready to pull the trigger.

The sales boy stared at me as if I had 3 nose. His facial expressions was, "what the Bleep just came out from this guy mouth?"

But my focus was on the nurses; I scanned their faces quickly to see their reactions.

The dark nurse gave me a disgusting look; she looked at me the way she'd look at a fly that just petch on her food.

The light skinned nurse smiled innocently; she looked me the exact way she'd look at a yummy ice cream.

Obviously, the dark lady seemed disappointed in the fact that I wanted to buy condom. What a predender!. The hypocrites and pretenders like her are the ones that do worse behind closed doors.

The light skinned one seemed impressed by audacity.

Dating lesson #2: Not every woman will like you. Some women will admire you for saying or doing something, while another set of women will despise you for doing that same thing.

That's life. Accept it. Just focus on the women who like and appreciate you; the rest of the other women can as well get lost.

Anyways, I decided to shoot my shot with the light skinned lady.

As the sales boy immediately go around the large store to fetch my drugs, and my condoms of course...I quickly turned to the light skinned nurse and said in a rather low tone,

"I still can't remember dating a light skinned nurse, but I'm very sure you'll be my first."

My opening line shock her a bit. After recovering from the shock, she smirked and said, "Date me?? Lolz. tongue. Oh sorry, keep dreaming!"

Lesson #3: Women will try to break you down psychologically and emotionally with their words or facial expressions. Never let their negative reactions affect your confidence.


I replied, "well, it's already a forgone conclusion that you and I are gonna date..."

She said, "Really...so you are looking for a girl to try those condoms on... sorry not me."

Again, that statement was attempt to break me down psychologically and emotionally. I never let a woman's negative reactions affect my confidence. I don't give a shit.

I replied in a sarcastic manner, "what! are you already thinking of doing me... So you just want to do me and dump me."

She smiled and said, "please I don't understand what you are talking about o."

I continued playfully, "why can't I find a girl who truly care about me and not just because of my sugar cane."

She laughed and said, "O my gush, you are a funny guy"

The dark nurse was obviously not impressed with the way I and the light skinned nurse were talking.

The sales guy brought my drugs and the other stuff I requested for.

Then I continued with the light skinned nurse,

"I see you're busy at work, we should talk more later... what's your phone number, "

But she soundly rejected the idea. She said, "sorry I cannot give you my phone number."

Ooch! That was painful. cheesy

I was like, "really..."

She said, "Yes...it's against our policy here to give out our personal phone number to customers."

Then I said in a low tone, "and who the hell made that policy."

She said, "well, it's my boss; he's sitting over there," she said while stylishly pointing at an elderly man who had probably been staring at me the whole time from the moment I asked for condoms.

He was looking at me the exact way my father would look at me when he was about flog the shit out of me.



Then I turned to the lady, "if it weren't for the no giving out phone number policy, would you have giving me your digit."

She said, "why not! You are a cool guy."

Fortunately, I move about with pen and little jotter in my pocket in case I had any idea i can jot it down before it disappears from my head.

I brought out the pen from my pocket and tore a piece of paper from the jotter and wrote my number on it and stylishly gave it to her.

Then I said, "I'm very sure you'll get in touch with me."

She smiled and replied, "hmmm... keep dreaming!"

Again, that statement was attempt on her part to break me down psychologically and emotionally.

I simply smiled and walked out of the store.

2 days later, I got a WhatsApp message from an unsaved number saying, "Hi, good morning."

I looked at the profile pic to see who the person was.....let's welcome our light skinned nurse.

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Re: My Crazy Experience With Two Beautiful Nurses Last Weekend by illicit(m): 6:40pm On Sep 10, 2023
Interesting

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Re: My Crazy Experience With Two Beautiful Nurses Last Weekend by Alchemy528: 6:43pm On Sep 10, 2023
Imagine

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Re: My Crazy Experience With Two Beautiful Nurses Last Weekend by Wodu89: 6:45pm On Sep 10, 2023
Alchemy528:
Imagine


cheesy
Re: My Crazy Experience With Two Beautiful Nurses Last Weekend by tnerro1(m): 7:29pm On Sep 10, 2023
Smooth, don’t know why the dark ones like pretending too much, once sat with two friends in an airplane, those one with 3 sits and try to convo with the dark one next to me, she was just giving attitude but the fair one by her side was just flowing with me, when we got to our destination we exchanged numbers and fvcked later that evening. Met the dark one 6 months later at a supermarket and she came up to me to say hi, we talked sha Said she liked me at first but her friend just took me from her (see person I tried to talk to first)

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Re: My Crazy Experience With Two Beautiful Nurses Last Weekend by Haakeem(m): 7:38pm On Sep 10, 2023
For this hard economy una still sabi lie like this.

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Re: My Crazy Experience With Two Beautiful Nurses Last Weekend by KingEarnest(m): 7:38pm On Sep 10, 2023
Smooth! Intriguing!
#Boss moves

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Re: My Crazy Experience With Two Beautiful Nurses Last Weekend by Salary: 7:42pm On Sep 10, 2023



*Cool one nigga!!
**Matter o'fact, all my bítches are light-skinned!!
***Let the dark-skinned kiss my àss...




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Re: My Crazy Experience With Two Beautiful Nurses Last Weekend by fyzaila: 8:28pm On Sep 10, 2023
Lies lies lies...veeveed imagination
Re: My Crazy Experience With Two Beautiful Nurses Last Weekend by Pukkalolo: 8:48pm On Sep 10, 2023
fyzaila:
Lies lies lies...veeveed imagination

Years ago, when I was in your shoes, to be frank I would have said the same thing.

But I decided to challenge myself to be the ultra confident version of myself rather being a weakling and jerking off to porn.

Stay blessed.

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Re: My Crazy Experience With Two Beautiful Nurses Last Weekend by Reminderz: 9:01pm On Sep 10, 2023
There was a time I was into games like this, after a while reality started dawning on me... you'll feel good about yourself, but in the process you might lose yourself at the same time... I vibe with ladies, in fact, I vibe a lot but the thing is I don't welcome friendship with them because I know it's going to definitely lead to other thing like sex and likes, and that's exactly what I'm avoiding right now...

there are truths PUAs won't tell you.. after a while, you begin to ask yourself to what end? what's the gain in all these? sex? ain't worth the energy, emotional garbage and shit.. the thing is, know how the game works, but don't waste your time and energy dwelling on it seeking validation or trying to impress the other gender... it doesn't worth it in the end...

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Re: My Crazy Experience With Two Beautiful Nurses Last Weekend by SouthSouth1914: 9:40pm On Sep 10, 2023
Haakeem:
For this hard economy una still sabi lie like this.

Yes, hard economy, hard lies! grin

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Re: My Crazy Experience With Two Beautiful Nurses Last Weekend by Balablue64: 10:15pm On Sep 10, 2023
Guy say the truth na lie ba?

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Re: My Crazy Experience With Two Beautiful Nurses Last Weekend by MrAgbako: 10:25pm On Sep 10, 2023
Reminderz:
There was a time I was into games like this, after a while reality started dawning on me... you'll feel good about yourself, but in the process you might lose yourself at the same time... I vibe with ladies, in fact, I vibe a lot but the thing is I don't welcome friendship with them because I know it's going to definitely lead to other thing like sex and likes, and that's exactly what I'm avoiding right now...

there are truths PUAs won't tell you.. after a while, you begin to ask yourself to what end? what's the gain in all these? sex? ain't worth the energy, emotional garbage and shit.. the thing is, know how the game works, but don't waste your time and energy dwelling on it seeking validation or trying to impress the other gender... it doesn't worth it in the end...

Hahaha😂
Well said.


The naija girls wey I Sabi. If them smell your money
Dem go thief your number sef call you. Even girls for your neighborhood no go let person rest, married women and widows inclusive.

Omo no time abeg 😂

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Re: My Crazy Experience With Two Beautiful Nurses Last Weekend by Evestar200(f): 10:30pm On Sep 10, 2023
This is Super Story oo

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Re: My Crazy Experience With Two Beautiful Nurses Last Weekend by blaquemyc: 11:22pm On Sep 10, 2023
Haakeem:
For this hard economy una still sabi lie like this.
This cracked me up

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Re: My Crazy Experience With Two Beautiful Nurses Last Weekend by Aaaaarghmed(m): 1:08am On Sep 11, 2023
Who get time for all this
Re: My Crazy Experience With Two Beautiful Nurses Last Weekend by MVLOX(m): 6:08am On Sep 11, 2023
Sharp bad guy

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Re: My Crazy Experience With Two Beautiful Nurses Last Weekend by Poshmichael45: 7:52am On Sep 11, 2023
You and imaginations have something in common..
Re: My Crazy Experience With Two Beautiful Nurses Last Weekend by Vicboy1(m): 8:14am On Sep 11, 2023
See the kind jargon person get up to post for nairaland.
Re: My Crazy Experience With Two Beautiful Nurses Last Weekend by Vijuchoco(f): 8:19am On Sep 11, 2023
Lol.. For ya mind now, you be smooth talker.
You're doing well anyway

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Re: My Crazy Experience With Two Beautiful Nurses Last Weekend by Gadafii: 8:48am On Sep 11, 2023
Reminderz:
There was a time I was into games like this, after a while reality started dawning on me... you'll feel good about yourself, but in the process you might lose yourself at the same time... I vibe with ladies, in fact, I vibe a lot but the thing is I don't welcome friendship with them because I know it's going to definitely lead to other thing like sex and likes, and that's exactly what I'm avoiding right now...

there are truths PUAs won't tell you.. after a while, you begin to ask yourself to what end? what's the gain in all these? sex? ain't worth the energy, emotional garbage and shit.. the thing is, know how the game works, but don't waste your time and energy dwelling on it seeking validation or trying to impress the other gender... it doesn't worth it in the end...
your conclusion summed it all

Know the game, the rules and the tactics but don’t dwell in the game, it’s not worth it

A man is more happy and fulfilled when he’s chasing goals, making money and lifting weights, as a man you get to certain stage that you don’t even have to say anything and you will get the attention of the opposite sex, your self confidence and outward posture, grooming and your gaze can do the talking, that’s what men should try to achieve, not chase after women, life’s more than that

How ever Op, I am not disputing your tactics, but that’s on a long thing

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Re: My Crazy Experience With Two Beautiful Nurses Last Weekend by Pukkalolo: 9:12am On Sep 11, 2023
Aaaaarghmed:
Who get time for all this

The interaction happened in less than 2 minutes. Infact, if you had watched us from distance, you think it just two people talking and laughing.

I'm a Boss in writing and story telling, that's was why I made the incident look dramatic.

If I didn't write the experience that way, you'll get bored.

Nobody likes boredom.

Infact if you tell me a bit story about an event that happened in your life and ask me to write about it..... you'll be surprised on how I'll make it look dramatic, fun and interesting without adding or removing any detail.

If you're in doubt, send me a PM and try me.

Stay blessed.

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Re: My Crazy Experience With Two Beautiful Nurses Last Weekend by Pukkalolo: 9:45am On Sep 11, 2023
Gadafii:
your conclusion summed it all

Know the game, the rules and the tactics but don’t dwell in the game, it’s not worth it

A man is more happy and fulfilled when he’s chasing goals, making money and lifting weights, as a man you get to certain stage that you don’t even have to say anything and you will get the attention of the opposite sex, your self confidence and outward posture, grooming and your gaze can do the talking, that’s what men should try to achieve, not chase after women, life’s more than that

How ever Op, I am not disputing your tactics, but that’s on a long thing

If you've read my book, Top G dating secret (Shameless approach), at very chapter one I said DON'T BE PUSSY FOCUSED, meaning stop trying to get the girl.


Then the rest of the 13 chapters go hard to showing you fun, REAL and POWERFUL ways to naturally get women while putting very LESS effort, spending LESS time and spending little or no money.

Not long ago a guy who recently read the book told me he was in awe by what he read. He said he felt apologetic and had to go back to nairaland to modify all the negative comments he had thrown at me anytime he saw my post.


Infact, in the introduction of the book I encourage guys to focus on their grind and improving their life. I'm very huge on grinding and improving your life.

Thanks for your feedback anyways... #Respect

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Re: My Crazy Experience With Two Beautiful Nurses Last Weekend by Pukkalolo: 10:40am On Sep 11, 2023
Poshmichael45:
You and imaginations have something in common..

I'll take that as a compliment because that goes to show how crazy my writing skill have become.

One of my mentor once told me, if you can talk about a real-life story and people think it's unbelievable, then you've achieve PRO-MAX in writing.

Anyways, Beyond that...

Look, Poshmichael45 if you have RAW CONFIDENCE and you're willing to take chances, you will have a lots of unbelievable stories to tell.

I rarely watch movies... because I prefer to be my own HERO and create my own movie in real life.

Enjoy the rest of your day brother.

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Re: My Crazy Experience With Two Beautiful Nurses Last Weekend by Obierika(m): 10:50am On Sep 11, 2023
fyzaila:
Lies lies lies...veeveed imagination

FiFi Imagination grin

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Re: My Crazy Experience With Two Beautiful Nurses Last Weekend by Goalnaldo(m): 12:08pm On Sep 11, 2023
Gadafii:
your conclusion summed it all

Know the game, the rules and the tactics but don’t dwell in the game, it’s not worth it

A man is more happy and fulfilled when he’s chasing goals, making money and lifting weights, as a man you get to certain stage that you don’t even have to say anything and you will get the attention of the opposite sex, your self confidence and outward posture, grooming and your gaze can do the talking, that’s what men should try to achieve, not chase after women, life’s more than that

How ever Op, I am not disputing your tactics, but that’s on a long thing
You didn't lie about the outward composure and gaze. Today I was waiting for a bus, I noticed a girl across the road was just staring at me. We eventually entered same bus but we didn't send each other grin

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Re: My Crazy Experience With Two Beautiful Nurses Last Weekend by Gabriel8003: 12:16pm On Sep 11, 2023
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Re: My Crazy Experience With Two Beautiful Nurses Last Weekend by foleskay(m): 1:24pm On Sep 11, 2023
U tried. U be correct O.G. Now make sure u invite her to ur crib. Don't take her on a date oo.. Invite her over and give a great thrust. Jonny Sins fast stroke missionary style. Fckk the shiit outta her and watch her mumu for u afterwards.

Wat iv come to realize is that. Nigeria girls like guys that can thrust and rough handle them. So when inviting a new girl over..leave a lasting impression of yours on Her. You gonna see her knocking at ur door regularly

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Re: My Crazy Experience With Two Beautiful Nurses Last Weekend by Huracan(m): 5:27pm On Sep 11, 2023
Pukkalolo:


If you've read my book, Top G dating secret (Shameless approach), at very chapter one I said DON'T BE PUSSY FOCUSED, meaning stop trying to get the girl.


Then the rest of the 13 chapters go hard to showing you fun, REAL and POWERFUL ways to naturally get women while putting very LESS effort, spending LESS time and spending little or no money.

Not long ago a guy who recently read the book told me he was in awe by what he read. He said he felt apologetic and had to go back to nairaland to modify all the negative comments he had thrown at me anytime he saw my post.


Infact, in the introduction of the book I encourage guys to focus on their grind and improving their life. I'm very huge on grinding and improving your life.

Thanks for your feedback anyways... #Respect
Where can I get this your book?

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