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100smile:
Okay
There was this girl I was dating, we lived in the same area, I was staying with my uncle then. One day she came with her kid sister of about 3 years to my place. And that day I was the only one at home, you know na, as a sharp guy u nor suppose let that chance pass.
So I start with kiss, con carry my hand enter her skirt begin finger her. I observe her sister see say she focus for watin I dey do. She just stand dey look me like say I dey teach her work
Meanwhile my girl Don dey beg me make I penetrate. I just tell her say with the way her sister dey look me, I nor go fit. She con say mk we enter room. We dey go room when I look back see say the sister dey follow us, I just bone like say I nor see her, enter room, lock door. OMO d child burst cry. The kind of cry wey go alert dem neighbor. Nobody tell me before I open the door back.
Many thoughts of how I go take discharge the child just dey pass through my head. How I go take tell my guys say only me dey hous, my girl come, I nor dock am. Na falling hand na. One mind dey say mk I tie her, tie her mouth, carry her go dump for parlour till we fuk finish.
Na my girl con suggest say mk I download cartoon for my phone give say she nor go disturb us.
True true, the child nor disturb again. She just focus on the phone.

Finally brethren! My time Don show. After like 2 mins for the act, I con feel somebody presence around the room.
I dey give her through back, one of my leg dey ground, the other one dey the bed. I still dey stroke dey go wey I feel something very cold dey touch my blockous. The child grab my balls con dey laugh.
The kind shame wey catch me dat day ehh.

Till I comot dat area, anytime d pikin see me, she go dey put her hands in my pants dey try find balls

SageWithSarcasm:
How did this story end please

izonborn098:
My father and her mother work everything out'' our daughter is living fine with us and we also graduates (me and my woman) everywhere good...

AgubataAkokwa:
Those days, I would sneak out of my boss's house at festac (daily) immediately after the day's work around 7pm. Oga don see me say I don return from work and he don enter him duplex, me wey dey boys quarters go sharperly do everything to please oga and wife and children and as soon as 7pm dey reach I settle dem finish. As soon as I was done, I go blow bike to weigh bridge ikorodu for aunty joy house. Sometimes after all the who wahala na only 30min I go spend with this girl for aunty joy backyard (just gusting o). Aunty joy never knew what was happening. The stress of returning home upon every meeting is what my girl (now wife) never knew till date. I lost my phone twice during those days but I never told my girl. I just Sha have to be home before 9pm as the oga of other umu boys. Fast track to 2023, she's my wife now and she have given me 4kids (3boys and a princess) and I've never regretted all the risks I took for her because I know she may have gone through more risks than I did those days. No be small thing o.
If I remember those days now I go just dey laugh and after the laugh I go praise myself for taking those risks to make the right choice. She's everything for me. I can bomb Putin on her behalf today (Putin na nice guy o, pls don't miss quote me).
Very funny experience aswear

SageWithSarcasm:
Things i love to hear

pweeryambre:
Ok

Idowuay123:
Back then during my University days (Unad), I was living at Iworoko and was dating an indigen Girl. I snicked into her room to to till day break as usual. Just around 11:30pm, her father knocked at her door that she wanted to have a discussion with her😃😀.

Thankfully, the room has a window that leads outside, she quietly opened the window, as I jumped out, I jumped inside a drum filled with water 😀😀😀.

I came out with all my clothes wet. I ran to the back of the kitchen because the vigilantes were blowing wizzle.

Atlast, the father came out after 20 minutes and the Girl came to look for me. I still went 3 good rounds that night.

She was a daughter of a prominent high chief in Iworoko then.

ebuka1511:
This is way too funny, the year was 2001, I was in SS2 while she was also in SS2, living with my Aunt in the village, attending the local community secondary, while she was a boarder in Anglican Girls Nnewi. Our communication then was through NIPOST. We exchanged lots of letters via the post office till when we decided to take a step further.

On a very good day, she wrote and informed me she would be visiting me, local man began to sweat, then I was also a virgin, I never spoil and was among the best students in my class then. I confided in my best friend Chibuzor on whatsup, that my babe wants to visit, he was aware of her . Chibuzor after thorough thinking advised me to let her come between 10am to 1PM on a particular date, as my Aunt been a teacher in one of the government primary schools in my town would be in school.

I communicated back, sharing my home address with her, and told her she fit show on our cleared date. Na so my babe come oh, meanwhile, I came back early from school, when all, including my aunt, has left for work. My lucky day, I went with my guy, Chibuzor to our main road to receive her, see butterflies doing acrobats in my tummy, Wow, only seen her once on a crusade ground in her village, Awka Etiti. when St. Barth. Anglican Church came for a crusade, there we met and exchanged school postal addresses.

With my little savings, I bought some biscuits, short cake biscuit by Nasco, not short bread oh as I could not afford it, then I bought a bottle of fanta and coke, so she gets to make her choice and I take the left over.

On arrival, Innocent me, I did not take her to my room, rather I took her to the living room, less I forget, I don discharge Chibuzor after we reach house. We were in the living room and I offered her my little refreshment, she took fanta, while i sipped my coke . We were discussing about Physics, Chemistry, how many topics she has covered, most difficult topics, and the like when our main entrance gate made a noise, the gate usually makes noise when someone is using it,

Swallowing hard, I went and peeped over the window!! low and behold, it was my Aunt, you suppose understand those Aunts that teaches primary six in government primary school, she was a no-nonsense lady, very strict. I evaluated my situation, we were not in any compromising position, me stuttering, informed my girl that my Aunt was back, she had nothing to fear, I would introduce her, she was scared, but so was I. However I tried calming her down.

Local man was in a fixed , however, I await my fate. Meanwhile, my aunt arrived before their normal closing hours, as she normally closes from school around 1:30 pm, but it was just after 11 am, I know someone must have snitched on me, but then, we were not doing anything bad, that was my thought, so it was going to be easy.

She quietly came in and entered the living room, I came out and greeted her, she asked why I was not in school, I stuttered to answer that I had a guest, she now asked me who was the guest?

I answered my friend.

She asked again, what type of friend? while walking into the parlor. When she entered, I blurted out... she is my Girlfriend, told her her name, her surname, her village and her school, her class, her last position in class, and many more things I cannot recall now.
Next I saw was broom landing on my girlfriend and me, men!!!! local man is finished!!!!

I never knew how she made it out of our compound. That was the end!!!! I could not write back to apologize and soon we wrote our SSCE exams, contacts were lost. In retrospect, I smile now and have played out many scenarios I would use that would have saved me that embarrassment, but then it happened.

ecolime:
WhatsApp in 2001? You dey whine us?

konvicted77:
thats not wat he said, just dat the idiot didnt use good puntuation and coma.

100smile:
Okay
There was this girl I was dating, we lived in the same area, I was staying with my uncle then. One day she came with her kid sister of about 3 years to my place. And that day I was the only one at home, you know na, as a sharp guy u nor suppose let that chance pass.
So I start with kiss, con carry my hand enter her skirt begin finger her. I observe her sister see say she focus for watin I dey do. She just stand dey look me like say I dey teach her work
Meanwhile my girl Don dey beg me make I penetrate. I just tell her say with the way her sister dey look me, I nor go fit. She con say mk we enter room. We dey go room when I look back see say the sister dey follow us, I just bone like say I nor see her, enter room, lock door. OMO d child burst cry. The kind of cry wey go alert dem neighbor. Nobody tell me before I open the door back.
Many thoughts of how I go take discharge the child just dey pass through my head. How I go take tell my guys say only me dey hous, my girl come, I nor dock am. Na falling hand na. One mind dey say mk I tie her, tie her mouth, carry her go dump for parlour till we fuk finish.
Na my girl con suggest say mk I download cartoon for my phone give say she nor go disturb us.
True true, the child nor disturb again. She just focus on the phone.

Finally brethren! My time Don show. After like 2 mins for the act, I con feel somebody presence around the room.
I dey give her through back, one of my leg dey ground, the other one dey the bed. I still dey stroke dey go wey I feel something very cold dey touch my blockous. The child grab my balls con dey laugh.
The kind shame wey catch me dat day ehh.

Till I comot dat area, anytime d pikin see me, she go dey put her hands in my pants dey try find balls

100smile:
I still dey stroke dey go wey I feel something very cold dey touch my blockous. The child grab my balls con dey laugh.
The kind shame wey catch me dat day ehh.

Till I comot dat area, anytime d pikin see me, she go dey put her hands in my pants dey try find balls

leshluap:
I will have to share her this post.

She informed me that her uncle will be going to prayer program at Ikeji- Arakeji, and will not return till about 6pm. The house is around Ijoka, in Akure.
I skipped Jamb lesson so I can visit her.
I got there, like one hour into my stay, we heard the sound of an approaching car (the house was not fenced), she informed me that her uncle is around that i need to hide. she was already panicking, i was half dead too, because the man had warmed me on phone earlier.
I hid behind a curtain; she went out to welcome him and probably distract him. As the man was about to open the door, my mind told me to move into their kitchen, which I did. That was my saving grace. The curtain behind where I hid has a door, that was actually the entrance to his room.

From the kitchen, I escaped into the street.

she had to bring my books to me at the jamb class the next day.

#Year 2008

ecolime:
WhatsApp in 2001? You dey whine us?

100smile:
Okay
There was this girl I was dating, we lived in the same area, I was staying with my uncle then. One day she came with her kid sister of about 3 years to my place. And that day I was the only one at home, you know na, as a sharp guy u nor suppose let that chance pass.
So I start with kiss, con carry my hand enter her skirt begin finger her. I observe her sister see say she focus for watin I dey do. She just stand dey look me like say I dey teach her work
Meanwhile my girl Don dey beg me make I penetrate. I just tell her say with the way her sister dey look me, I nor go fit. She con say mk we enter room. We dey go room when I look back see say the sister dey follow us, I just bone like say I nor see her, enter room, lock door. OMO d child burst cry. The kind of cry wey go alert dem neighbor. Nobody tell me before I open the door back.
Many thoughts of how I go take discharge the child just dey pass through my head. How I go take tell my guys say only me dey hous, my girl come, I nor dock am. Na falling hand na. One mind dey say mk I tie her, tie her mouth, carry her go dump for parlour till we fuk finish.
Na my girl con suggest say mk I download cartoon for my phone give say she nor go disturb us.
True true, the child nor disturb again. She just focus on the phone.

Finally brethren! My time Don show. After like 2 mins for the act, I con feel somebody presence around the room.
I dey give her through back, one of my leg dey ground, the other one dey the bed. I still dey stroke dey go wey I feel something very cold dey touch my blockous. The child grab my balls con dey laugh.
The kind shame wey catch me dat day ehh.

Till I comot dat area, anytime d pikin see me, she go dey put her hands in my pants dey try find balls

AgubataAkokwa:
Those days, I would sneak out of my boss's house at festac (daily) immediately after the day's work around 7pm. Oga don see me say I don return from work and he don enter him duplex, me wey dey boys quarters go sharperly do everything to please oga and wife and children and as soon as 7pm dey reach I settle dem finish. As soon as I was done, I go blow bike to weigh bridge ikorodu for aunty joy house. Sometimes after all the who wahala na only 30min I go spend with this girl for aunty joy backyard (just gusting o). Aunty joy never knew what was happening. The stress of returning home upon every meeting is what my girl (now wife) never knew till date. I lost my phone twice during those days but I never told my girl. I just Sha have to be home before 9pm as the oga of other umu boys. Fast track to 2023, she's my wife now and she have given me 4kids (3boys and a princess) and I've never regretted all the risks I took for her because I know she may have gone through more risks than I did those days. No be small thing o.
If I remember those days now I go just dey laugh and after the laugh I go praise myself for taking those risks to make the right choice. She's everything for me. I can bomb Putin on her behalf today (Putin na nice guy o, pls don't miss quote me).
Very funny experience aswear

Jewessgratitud3:
Na wa.

Na mumu dey date a guy wey dey squat. I did it in my naive days. Never again. The mumu later got his own posh apartment in lekki and started entertaining different girls with packs of shower caps stocked up in his wardrobe for their sleepovers.

Suffer with a man at your own peril.

ebuka1511:
This is way too funny, the year was 2001, I was in SS2 while she was also in SS2, living with my Aunt in the village, attending the local community secondary, while she was a boarder in Anglican Girls Nnewi. Our communication then was through NIPOST. We exchanged lots of letters via the post office till when we decided to take a step further.

On a very good day, she wrote and informed me she would be visiting me, local man began to sweat, then I was also a virgin, I never spoil and was among the best students in my class then. I confided in my best friend Chibuzor on whatsup, that my babe wants to visit, he was aware of her . Chibuzor after thorough thinking advised me to let her come between 10am to 1PM on a particular date, as my Aunt been a teacher in one of the government primary schools in my town would be in school.

I communicated back, sharing my home address with her, and told her she fit show on our cleared date. Na so my babe come oh, meanwhile, I came back early from school, when all, including my aunt, has left for work. My lucky day, I went with my guy, Chibuzor to our main road to receive her, see butterflies doing acrobats in my tummy, Wow, only seen her once on a crusade ground in her village, Awka Etiti. when St. Barth. Anglican Church came for a crusade, there we met and exchanged school postal addresses.

With my little savings, I bought some biscuits, short cake biscuit by Nasco, not short bread oh as I could not afford it, then I bought a bottle of fanta and coke, so she gets to make her choice and I take the left over.

On arrival, Innocent me, I did not take her to my room, rather I took her to the living room, less I forget, I don discharge Chibuzor after we reach house. We were in the living room and I offered her my little refreshment, she took fanta, while i sipped my coke . We were discussing about Physics, Chemistry, how many topics she has covered, most difficult topics, and the like when our main entrance gate made a noise, the gate usually makes noise when someone is using it,

Swallowing hard, I went and peeped over the window!! low and behold, it was my Aunt, you suppose understand those Aunts that teaches primary six in government primary school, she was a no-nonsense lady, very strict. I evaluated my situation, we were not in any compromising position, me stuttering, informed my girl that my Aunt was back, she had nothing to fear, I would introduce her, she was scared, but so was I. However I tried calming her down.

Local man was in a fixed , however, I await my fate. Meanwhile, my aunt arrived before their normal closing hours, as she normally closes from school around 1:30 pm, but it was just after 11 am, I know someone must have snitched on me, but then, we were not doing anything bad, that was my thought, so it was going to be easy.

She quietly came in and entered the living room, I came out and greeted her, she asked why I was not in school, I stuttered to answer that I had a guest, she now asked me who was the guest?

I answered my friend.

She asked again, what type of friend? while walking into the parlor. When she entered, I blurted out... she is my Girlfriend, told her her name, her surname, her village and her school, her class, her last position in class, and many more things I cannot recall now.
Next I saw was broom landing on my girlfriend and me, men!!!! local man is finished!!!!

I never knew how she made it out of our compound. That was the end!!!! I could not write back to apologize and soon we wrote our SSCE exams, contacts were lost. In retrospect, I smile now and have played out many scenarios I would use that would have saved me that embarrassment, but then it happened.

Darkmode64:
Please Heal
That's all I have to say to you fa

Badguy77:
Date when you are of age.. Na people wey quick spoil they get all these kind experience..

Idowuay123:
Another unforgettable experience, I brought my Girlfriend home from school while I was in SS 2. She was in j.s 3.

We were on the bed doing pre kerewa when my Dad suddenly opened the door 😃😃😃😃.

My Dad was a NEPA officer working in the next town (but very close). I didn't know why he came back home so early that day.

Jewessgratitud3:
Heal? Did I tell you I was hurt? I called off the relationship and I'm not regretting it.