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Milk: I've Been Farting Uncontrollably After Taking This... by fadilaMaikiriki(op): 11:05pm On Sep 23, 2023

Whenever I take milk, I tend to fart uncontrollably, like non-stop farting. Imagine you being with someone and the person is farting every three or five minutes. Honestly, this can be so annoying for the fartee and embarrassing for the farter.

The farts is the type that make the "ssshhhhhhhhhhh" sound. And sometimes the fart becomes noisy or vibrates.

Please, what can I do to remedy this? What can I do to stop the fart? It happens whenever I take milk. I take pap alot( infact I prefer pap to tea), and I take the pap with milk because I don't use sugar. Please, is there any alternative? Maybe a better milk that I can use for the pap.

Please, is there any one here who has/is experiencing this?

Or is it because of that particular company's product (milk)?

Has anyone here experienced this?

I would really appreciate your inputs, suggestions/opinions.

Thanks.

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Re: Milk: I've Been Farting Uncontrollably After Taking This... by Carcholce: 11:09pm On Sep 23, 2023

Milk, because of its high lactose content. Especially peak milk if you are in Nigeria.

Anything that has flour.

Beans

Egg

Garlic, even worse

Beef, if you eat too much.

Cabbage.

Next time take lactose-free milk instead.

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Re: Milk: I've Been Farting Uncontrollably After Taking This... by Taylor92: 11:11pm On Sep 23, 2023*

Blessing in disguise

You can be the next Hilda Bacci of Nigeria

Something wey others dey find for competition you wan cure your own

Oga get an India visa and go shine with your anus

Go make some noise with your God gifted anus

Some get handwork, some get legwork and here is you with your anus-work

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Re: Milk: I've Been Farting Uncontrollably After Taking This... by akinsto4ever(m): 11:52pm On Sep 23, 2023

You're lactose intolerant man. Avoid milk

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Re: Milk: I've Been Farting Uncontrollably After Taking This... by Ikennaford: 11:52pm On Sep 23, 2023

Sound of the fart or I don't believe it 😅

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Re: Milk: I've Been Farting Uncontrollably After Taking This... by fadilaMaikiriki(op): 12:15am On Sep 24, 2023

Carcholce:
Milk, because of its high lactose content. Especially peak milk if you are in Nigeria.

Anything that has flour.

Beans

Egg

Garlic, even worse

Beef, if you eat too much.

Cabbage.

Next time take lactose-free milk instead.

Please, is there any you would recommend?
Thanks.

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Re: Milk: I've Been Farting Uncontrollably After Taking This... by fadilaMaikiriki(op): 12:17am On Sep 24, 2023

Taylor92:
Blessing in disguise

You can be the next Hilda Bacci of Nigeria

Something wey others dey find for competition you wan cure your own

Oga get an India visa and go shine with your anus

Oga go make some noise with your God gifted anus

Some get handwork, some get legwork and here is you with your anus-work

Please, I'm very serious here. It can be annoying for the fartee and embarrassing for the farter. I really want a solution to this. If you have any, please do recommend. Thanks..

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Re: Milk: I've Been Farting Uncontrollably After Taking This... by Taylor92: 12:19am On Sep 24, 2023*

fadilaMaikiriki:
Please, I'm very serious here. It can be annoying for the fartee and embarrassing for the farter. I really want a solution to this. If you have any, please do recommend. Thanks..

Then stop drinking milk

Chikina

Moreover you can make a video or audio of the sound of your mess make i hear am so I can prescribe drugs for you

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Re: Milk: I've Been Farting Uncontrollably After Taking This... by fadilaMaikiriki(op): 12:19am On Sep 24, 2023

Ikennaford:
Sound of the fart or I don't believe it 😅

If only one can do voicenote on nairaland, you would have heard it. I just farted while typing this. I'm just tired honestly. Please, if you have or know any solution, do recommend please. Thanks.

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Re: Milk: I've Been Farting Uncontrollably After Taking This... by fadilaMaikiriki(op): 12:23am On Sep 24, 2023

akinsto4ever:
You're lactose intolerant man. Avoid milk

What do I have to do please? Are there any alternatives? Or maybe better milk products that won't cause me this. Please, if you have any, do recommend.

It would be difficult stopping milk altogether because that's what I use in taking my pap. I don't use sugar, that's why I replaced the sugar with milk instead. I would appreciate any better alternative please.

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Re: Milk: I've Been Farting Uncontrollably After Taking This... by fadilaMaikiriki(op): 12:23am On Sep 24, 2023

Nlfpmod

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Re: Milk: I've Been Farting Uncontrollably After Taking This... by fadilaMaikiriki(op): 12:24am On Sep 24, 2023

Taylor92:
Then stop drinking milk

Chikina

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Re: Milk: I've Been Farting Uncontrollably After Taking This... by Taylor92: 12:25am On Sep 24, 2023

fadilaMaikiriki:
What do I have to do please? Are there any alternatives? Or maybe better milk products that won't cause me this. Please, if you have any, do recommend.

It would be difficult stopping milk altogether because that's what I use in taking my pap. I don't use sugar, that's why I replaced the sugar with milk instead. I would appreciate any better alternative please.

Oga change milk brand

No dey quote me

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Re: Milk: I've Been Farting Uncontrollably After Taking This... by czarr(m): 12:51am On Sep 24, 2023

fadilaMaikiriki:
What do I have to do please? Are there any alternatives? Or maybe better milk products that won't cause me this. Please, if you have any, do recommend.

It would be difficult stopping milk altogether because that's what I use in taking my pap. I don't use sugar, that's why I replaced the sugar with milk instead. I would appreciate any better alternative please.

use honey na

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Re: Milk: I've Been Farting Uncontrollably After Taking This... by Vision101(m): 1:13am On Sep 24, 2023

Let's hear the sound first before we know what to recommend.

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Re: Milk: I've Been Farting Uncontrollably After Taking This... by DyingFetus: 3:12am On Sep 24, 2023

Vision101:
Let's hear the sound first before we know what to recommend.

Gbam

I'm willing to drop $10 to hear her fart

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Re: Milk: I've Been Farting Uncontrollably After Taking This... by MrAgbako: 5:03am On Sep 24, 2023

Ogbeni!
nah mess you mess.

You no Kee person.

So quit complaining and bend your yansh well when next you wanna fart in public...
It's a special skill. Develop it.
😂

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Re: Milk: I've Been Farting Uncontrollably After Taking This... by sunnymighty(m): 5:33am On Sep 24, 2023

fadilaMaikiriki:
What do I have to do please? Are there any alternatives? Or maybe better milk products that won't cause me this. Please, if you have any, do recommend.

It would be difficult stopping milk altogether because that's what I use in taking my pap. I don't use sugar, that's why I replaced the sugar with milk instead. I would appreciate any better alternative please.

Since you don't take sugar, replace with honey and do away with milk.

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Re: Milk: I've Been Farting Uncontrollably After Taking This... by mejai(m): 6:32am On Sep 24, 2023

Try eating garden egg like 3/4 after ur meal.

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Re: Milk: I've Been Farting Uncontrollably After Taking This... by TimFisher2: 7:08am On Sep 24, 2023

Treat infection first and thank me later.

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Re: Milk: I've Been Farting Uncontrollably After Taking This... by AfahaAbia(m): 8:56am On Sep 24, 2023

Milk is meant for kids not Adults. I don't know why adults drink milk huh

It's very bad for us

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Re: Milk: I've Been Farting Uncontrollably After Taking This... by KpukpuyekePikin(f): 8:59am On Sep 24, 2023

Very stinking thread. Filled with the smell of fart

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Re: Milk: I've Been Farting Uncontrollably After Taking This... by Lorayne(m): 9:00am On Sep 24, 2023

You re lactose intolerant.

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Re: Milk: I've Been Farting Uncontrollably After Taking This... by BabaCommander: 9:00am On Sep 24, 2023

Fartee and farter. Lwkmd! grin

Op must be a lawyer. tongue

DyingFetus:
Gbam

I'm willing to drop $10 to hear her fart

Be careful of what you are asking for.
Remember Silencer's quote in the 3 Idiots movie

"A loud fart is respectable ... a medium fart is tolerable ... a slight fart is fearful ... a silent fart is unbearable" Don't let her release the silent ones on you.

cheesy

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Re: Milk: I've Been Farting Uncontrollably After Taking This... by LockDown69(m): 9:00am On Sep 24, 2023

agba

Re: Milk: I've Been Farting Uncontrollably After Taking This... by jospepper(m): 9:02am On Sep 24, 2023

Maybe what you are taking is Industrial milk.

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Re: Milk: I've Been Farting Uncontrollably After Taking This... by kennyz247(m): 9:02am On Sep 24, 2023

Go look for better agbo ijedi,ur problem is solved

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Re: Milk: I've Been Farting Uncontrollably After Taking This... by Lovenorth: 9:03am On Sep 24, 2023

fadilaMaikiriki:
If only one can do voicenote on nairaland, you would have heard it. I just farted while typing this. I'm just tired honestly. Please, if you have or know any solution, do recommend please. Thanks.

mix potash with water and drink, case closed

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Re: Milk: I've Been Farting Uncontrollably After Taking This... by 5iine: 9:03am On Sep 24, 2023

Take DANACID to balance your stomach

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Re: Milk: I've Been Farting Uncontrollably After Taking This... by Akasammyoka: 9:04am On Sep 24, 2023

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