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What The Fvck ?!!! Dna Test Is 200k by kingot(m): 2:09pm On Sep 27, 2023
DNA test 200k God forbid badthing,, Something wen babalawo Go check for you 2k and even play video for u

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Re: What The Fvck ?!!! Dna Test Is 200k by Robnectar(m): 2:24pm On Sep 27, 2023
kingot:
DNA test 200k God forbid badthing,,
Something wen babalawo Go check for you 2k and even play video for u

Weyrey, Babalawo satellite 📡📡📡 grin grin

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Re: What The Fvck ?!!! Dna Test Is 200k by ImmanuelMyron(m): 2:32pm On Sep 27, 2023
200k? Na my future doctor won tell me? Make una stop that rough play abeg.

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Re: What The Fvck ?!!! Dna Test Is 200k by WatchYourSix: 3:07pm On Sep 27, 2023
Lol.... grin grin grin

Reminds me of one warri guy... Nigga said...once ur wife and mother inlaw start to dey frequently mention say ur son look like one great grand uncle or grandfather wey u no sabi....... Baba na format...just know something is fishy...
U pour spérm, na another person pikin resemble...... Na this 21st century that shit common...... U go see pikin wey no resemble the father or mother...

.which kind witchcraft be that

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Re: What The Fvck ?!!! Dna Test Is 200k by kingot(m): 3:36pm On Sep 27, 2023
WatchYourSix:
Lol.... grin grin grin

Reminds me of one warri guy... Nigga said...once ur wife and mother inlaw start to dey frequently mention say ur son look like one great grand uncle or grandfather wey u no sabi....... Baba na format...just know something is fishy...
U pour spérm, na another person pikin resemble...... Na this 21st century that shit common...... U go see pikin wey no resemble the father or mother...

.which kind witchcraft be that
omo if ah just born nah babalawo straight
ike akiko adirio m

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Re: What The Fvck ?!!! Dna Test Is 200k by WatchYourSix: 3:39pm On Sep 27, 2023
kingot:

omo if ah just born nah babalawo straight
ike akiko adirio m

Lol
Re: What The Fvck ?!!! Dna Test Is 200k by kingot(m): 3:44pm On Sep 27, 2023
WatchYourSix:


Lol

imagine traning ur kid up to the university and he kon dy hear say no be ur pikin
chaii blood go suplous

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Re: What The Fvck ?!!! Dna Test Is 200k by HRHQueenPhil(f): 3:54pm On Sep 27, 2023
DNA test can be avoided wen u have the Holy Spirit..pls enter into a deep relationship with HIM .am a WhatsApp message away if u need clarification

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Re: What The Fvck ?!!! Dna Test Is 200k by kingot(m): 4:11pm On Sep 27, 2023
HRHQueenPhil:
DNA test can be avoided wen u have the Holy Spirit..pls enter into a deep relationship with HIM .am a WhatsApp message away if u need clarification
dis format dn cast

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Re: What The Fvck ?!!! Dna Test Is 200k by WatchYourSix: 4:37pm On Sep 27, 2023
kingot:

imagine traning ur kid up to the university and he kon dy hear say no be ur pikin
chaii blood go suplous

Even in my imagination....I no fit imagine this kind evil

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Re: What The Fvck ?!!! Dna Test Is 200k by kingot(m): 4:41pm On Sep 27, 2023
WatchYourSix:

Even in my imagination....I no fit imagine this kind evil
walahi talai i dnt give dah devil chance o so as dem born the bby,, nah babalawo straight

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Re: What The Fvck ?!!! Dna Test Is 200k by Prolificgiant(m): 5:03pm On Sep 27, 2023
I think it is more than that
Re: What The Fvck ?!!! Dna Test Is 200k by Kingray10: 6:02pm On Sep 27, 2023
DNA test is more than 200k ooo
No be them scam them one scam you so grin grin grin

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Re: What The Fvck ?!!! Dna Test Is 200k by MMempire(m): 6:06pm On Sep 27, 2023
Team DNA to the world.
Re: What The Fvck ?!!! Dna Test Is 200k by masterfactor(m): 6:08pm On Sep 27, 2023
2k even much, with 200 naira I can check the paternity of a child. This is why I always say we African must accept our own science left for us by our ancestors and not this oyinbo own

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Re: What The Fvck ?!!! Dna Test Is 200k by Nonexisting1: 6:13pm On Sep 27, 2023
Even if na 2million, borrow money or sell land do am. It will be worth it in the long run. DNA testing should be passed into law at the national assembly.

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Re: What The Fvck ?!!! Dna Test Is 200k by izonborn098(m): 7:35pm On Sep 27, 2023
All thanks to those who invent dna.. Money shall never be a barrier...

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Re: What The Fvck ?!!! Dna Test Is 200k by Tunde835(m): 7:24am On Sep 28, 2023
You can save the money
Re: What The Fvck ?!!! Dna Test Is 200k by Tallesty1(m): 8:18am On Sep 28, 2023
kingot:
DNA test 200k God forbid badthing,,
Something wen babalawo Go check for you 2k and even play video for u
You get luck say no be woman invent am, e for be 6Billion

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Re: What The Fvck ?!!! Dna Test Is 200k by xana101: 9:07am On Sep 28, 2023
Any child I train is my child. If I train the child to university level. The child only know me as his father. The mum will never come out open that the child is not mine. Hence I marry the woman legitimately. DNA will only coz me heart break. I have 2 kids. Not that I trust my wifet. My kids are 14yrs and 8yrs. Both of them only know me as their father…. For my peace of mind and the love I have for them. I let the sleeping dog lye. Don’t let a woman kill u b4 ur time. Those kids are innocent. It’s the useless woman fault. So men, take care of ur self. Look good and no kill Urself for woman. They don’t worth it. I tell u From experience.

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Re: What The Fvck ?!!! Dna Test Is 200k by Yugoslavia247(m): 9:12am On Sep 28, 2023
xana101:
Any child I train is my child. If I train the child to university level. The child only know me as his father. The mum will never come out open that the child is not mine. Hence I marry the woman legitimately. DNA will only coz me heart break. I have 2 kids. Not that I trust my wifet. My kids are 14yrs and 8yrs. Both of them only know me as their father…. For my peace of mind and the love I have for them. I let the sleeping dog lye. Don’t let a woman kill u b4 ur time. Those kids are innocent. It’s the useless woman fault. So men, take care of ur self. Look good and no kill Urself for woman. They don’t worth it. I tell u From experience.

Lol.

Wait till they are not yours.

Na your child go tell you not to tell him what to do. Since you are not his real father.

When something happens wey doctor say make we test 1 or 2

And you find out.

The way you go see the child go different.

Infact the psychological stress knowing fully well that you are not the father.


Let me burst your bubble.
When women get pregnant they actually tell the owner first no matter what...

So the real father just dey wait to apologize to the kids that the mother took them away.

E pay to adopt an orphan than father someone's child 🚸

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Re: What The Fvck ?!!! Dna Test Is 200k by TANID(m): 9:31am On Sep 28, 2023
xana101:
Any child I train is my child. If I train the child to university level. The child only know me as his father. The mum will never come out open that the child is not mine. Hence I marry the woman legitimately. DNA will only coz me heart break. I have 2 kids. Not that I trust my wifet. My kids are 14yrs and 8yrs. Both of them only know me as their father…. For my peace of mind and the love I have for them. I let the sleeping dog lye. Don’t let a woman kill u b4 ur time. Those kids are innocent. It’s the useless woman fault. So men, take care of ur self. Look good and no kill Urself for woman. They don’t worth it. I tell u From experience.
well Said

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Re: What The Fvck ?!!! Dna Test Is 200k by Captainjack100: 11:27am On Sep 28, 2023
xana101:
Any child I train is my child. If I train the child to university level. The child only know me as his father. The mum will never come out open that the child is not mine. Hence I marry the woman legitimately. DNA will only coz me heart break. I have 2 kids. Not that I trust my wifet. My kids are 14yrs and 8yrs. Both of them only know me as their father…. For my peace of mind and the love I have for them. I let the sleeping dog lye. Don’t let a woman kill u b4 ur time. Those kids are innocent. It’s the useless woman fault. So men, take care of ur self. Look good and no kill Urself for woman. They don’t worth it. I tell u From experience.

Dey play. No go do Dna you hear

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Re: What The Fvck ?!!! Dna Test Is 200k by tiswell(m): 1:31pm On Sep 28, 2023
xana101:
Any child I train is my child. If I train the child to university level. The child only know me as his father. The mum will never come out open that the child is not mine. Hence I marry the woman legitimately. DNA will only coz me heart break. I have 2 kids. Not that I trust my wifet. My kids are 14yrs and 8yrs. Both of them only know me as their father…. For my peace of mind and the love I have for them. I let the sleeping dog lye. Don’t let a woman kill u b4 ur time. Those kids are innocent. It’s the useless woman fault. So men, take care of ur self. Look good and no kill Urself for woman. They don’t worth it. I tell u From experience.
Their true nature would surface in due time,if they ain't truly ya kids.
You sound so emotional and illogical for a man.

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Re: What The Fvck ?!!! Dna Test Is 200k by IceDune: 2:01pm On Sep 28, 2023
xana101:
Any child I train is my child. If I train the child to university level. The child only know me as his father. The mum will never come out open that the child is not mine. Hence I marry the woman legitimately. DNA will only coz me heart break. I have 2 kids. Not that I trust my wifet. My kids are 14yrs and 8yrs. Both of them only know me as their father…. For my peace of mind and the love I have for them. I let the sleeping dog lye. Don’t let a woman kill u b4 ur time. Those kids are innocent. It’s the useless woman fault. So men, take care of ur self. Look good and no kill Urself for woman. They don’t worth it. I tell u From experience.

Keep playing. If I find out that my dad isn't my biological father, as much as I love my dad for his love and sacrifices, I would still go after my biological dad and try and spend as much time as possible with him to catch up. I don't care if he was at fault or not

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Re: What The Fvck ?!!! Dna Test Is 200k by Greystone: 2:16pm On Sep 28, 2023
kingot:
DNA test 200k God forbid badthing,,
Something wen babalawo Go check for you 2k and even play video for u

200k? The price has come down.
It used to be around 700-800k.
Re: What The Fvck ?!!! Dna Test Is 200k by lonelygem(m): 1:31am On Oct 03, 2023
Greystone:


200k? The price has come down.
It used to be around 700-800k.

when ws it 700k as claimed, its bn around 200k for over 4 years..
Re: What The Fvck ?!!! Dna Test Is 200k by kingot(m): 6:12am On Oct 03, 2023
lonelygem:

when ws it 700k as claimed, its bn around 200k for over 4 years..
leave am nah over sabi dey do am

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