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Re: We Caught This Monitor Lizard And I Am Presently Keeping It As A Pet by CoronaVirusPro: 7:50pm On Oct 18, 2023
Dybala11:

Say na pain, you that has become a laughing stock to everyone on this forum. I'm not the first person to call you out on that your barrage of lies and I won't be the last either Mr two bitches. Dude no one in my lineage can ever go as far as to claim to own what is not theirs to start with. Very soon, I know you'll come here to claim the ownership of the Atlantic Ocean. It's just a matter of time, empty barrel making noise. God forbid this claim, a condom would have prevented all this nonsense were seeing from you, nonsensical idi.ot. 😂😂😂😂😂

You have started composing novels on peoples achievements grin grin grin

Envy will kill you! Go and work, you still will never make it!
Re: We Caught This Monitor Lizard And I Am Presently Keeping It As A Pet by Dybala11(m): 7:57pm On Oct 18, 2023
CoronaVirusPro:


You have started composing novels on peoples achievements grin grin grin

Envy will kill you! Go and work, you still will never make it!
Audio achievements, hope you've notified the Canadian government or the private owner that you've been claiming the ownership of two of their beaches on this forum as yours??
Wonders shall never end, you must be fun at parties though. Mr two bitches. 😂😂😂
Re: We Caught This Monitor Lizard And I Am Presently Keeping It As A Pet by CoronaVirusPro: 8:02pm On Oct 18, 2023
Dybala11:

Audio achievements, hope you've notified the Canadian government or the private owner that you've been claiming the ownership of two of their beaches on this forum as yours??
Wonders shall never end, you must be fun at parties though. Mr two bitches. 😂😂😂

Let me get you father more angry!

I also own properties in five states in the US. Nevada, New Mexico, Florida, Arkansas and Texas.

Did your father achieve such?
Re: We Caught This Monitor Lizard And I Am Presently Keeping It As A Pet by Dybala11(m): 8:06pm On Oct 18, 2023
CoronaVirusPro:


Let me get you father more angry!

I also own properties in four states in the US. Nevada, New Mexico, Florida, Arkansas and Texas.

Did your father achieve such?
Infact you own all the properties in the world Mr two bitches. The dingbat thinks that anyone takes him serious with his nonsensical lies, you're a source of amusement to folks here Mr two shits clown. 😂😂😂😂😂
Re: We Caught This Monitor Lizard And I Am Presently Keeping It As A Pet by CoronaVirusPro: 8:06pm On Oct 18, 2023
Dybala11:

Infact you own all the properties in the world Mr two bitches. The dingbat thinks that anyone takes him serious with his nonsensical lies, you're a source of amusement to folks here Mr two shits clown. 😂😂😂😂😂


I am glad you getting frustrated.

Now you know your life has no meaning.
Re: We Caught This Monitor Lizard And I Am Presently Keeping It As A Pet by Dybala11(m): 8:10pm On Oct 18, 2023
CoronaVirusPro:



I am glad you getting frustrated.

Now you know your life has no meaning.

So you think that listing audio properties on a faceless forum will make your life o have meaning??
You're trying so hard to project your life on everyone here, I'm waiting for more of your audio properties abeg. I want to laugh some more abeg. 😂😂😂
Re: We Caught This Monitor Lizard And I Am Presently Keeping It As A Pet by Counterfeit: 8:11pm On Oct 18, 2023
You still dey see food chop, now. By the time Tinubu clocks one year in office, and your neck becomes very long like Yard Adua's Ostrich neck, from hunger, nobody will remind you to slaughter that Lizard for food. Im counting down.

LocalFARMERS:



Cause I want to keep and train it. Its been with me for almost 2 months now.

Re: We Caught This Monitor Lizard And I Am Presently Keeping It As A Pet by CoronaVirusPro: 8:11pm On Oct 18, 2023
Dybala11:

So you think that listing audio properties on a faceless forum will make your life o have meaning??
You're trying so hard to project your life on everyone here, I'm waiting for more of your audio properties abeg. I want to laugh some more abeg. 😂😂😂

Call it audio or video, the opinion of a nobody influences nothing!

At the end of the day, in your closet, you will have to accept you are loser.
Re: We Caught This Monitor Lizard And I Am Presently Keeping It As A Pet by Dybala11(m): 8:13pm On Oct 18, 2023
CoronaVirusPro:



I am glad you getting frustrated.

Now you know your life has no meaning.

I'm waiting for more of your audio achievements guy, you're a good comic relief. 😂😂
Re: We Caught This Monitor Lizard And I Am Presently Keeping It As A Pet by CoronaVirusPro: 8:15pm On Oct 18, 2023
Dybala11:

I'm waiting for more of your audio achievements guy, you're a good comic relief. 😂😂


What do losers do? Comics they watch!

The world has moved past you and you here doubting people who made use of time!

Keep living in denial! Like I said, The opinion or belief of a nobody changes NOTHING.
Re: We Caught This Monitor Lizard And I Am Presently Keeping It As A Pet by Dybala11(m): 8:18pm On Oct 18, 2023
CoronaVirusPro:


Call it audio or video, the opinion of a nobody influences nothing!

At the end of the day, in your closet, you will have to accept you are loser.
From somebody that always say the opposite of what's obtainable, abeg how many properties do you have in Afghanistan??
Mr 2 Shits Lienus. 😂😂😂
You really believe that those who own even half as much of what you're telling lies about live day in day out on a faceless forum like this trying to impress total strangers??
You're really an idi.ot. 😂😂😂😂
Re: We Caught This Monitor Lizard And I Am Presently Keeping It As A Pet by Dybala11(m): 8:20pm On Oct 18, 2023
CoronaVirusPro:



What do losers do? Comics they watch!

The world has moved past you and you here doubting people who made use of time!

Keep living in denial! Like I said, The opinion or belief of a nobody changes NOTHING.
I want to laugh some more abeg, how many properties do you own in Afghanistan, Gaza, and Libya?? I'm impressed with your lies, give me more of your lamba. 😂😂😂😂
Re: We Caught This Monitor Lizard And I Am Presently Keeping It As A Pet by CoronaVirusPro: 8:20pm On Oct 18, 2023
Dybala11:

From somebody that always say the opposite of what's obtainable, abeg how many properties do you have in Afghanistan??
Mr 2 Shits Lienus. 😂😂😂
You really believe that those who own even half as much of what you're telling lies about live day in day out on a faceless forum like this trying to impress total strangers??
You're really an idi.ot. 😂😂😂😂


Poor you!

You will never make it that far! Not even your offspring's.

Goats don't birth dogs. A loser will always birth a loser, its a generational thingy!

Impress you? grin grin grin I am frustrating your soul!
Re: We Caught This Monitor Lizard And I Am Presently Keeping It As A Pet by Dybala11(m): 8:23pm On Oct 18, 2023
CoronaVirusPro:



Poor you!

You will never make it that far! Not even your offspring's.

Goats don't birth dogs. A loser will always birth a loser, its a generational thingy!

Impress you? grin grin grin I am frustrating your soul!
Me wey dey laugh at your stupidity, you dey talk about frustration. Na your deadbeat dad dey frustrated for where him dey.
I repeat, how many properties do you have in Afghanistan and Gaza??
Dude thinks that we give two shits about his audio achievements. Give us more lamba alaye, or fvck off to the dungeon where you came from. Bast.ard son of a thousand fathers. 😂😂😂😂


By the way, the generational failure has talked. So you inherited your audio achievements from the two idi.ots that conceived you??
A goat doesn't birth a dog indeed, I don't know if your IQ is synonymous to that of goats or dogs sha. Take your pick. 😂😂
Re: We Caught This Monitor Lizard And I Am Presently Keeping It As A Pet by CoronaVirusPro: 8:25pm On Oct 18, 2023
Dybala11:

Me wey dey laugh at your stupidity, you dey talk about frustration. Na your deadbeat dad dey frustrated for where him dey.
I repeat, how many properties do you have in Afghanistan and Gaza??
Dude thinks that we give two shits about his audio achievements. Give us more lamba alaye, or fvck off to the dungeon where you came from. Bast.ard son of a thousand fathers. 😂😂😂😂

Damn! You making my day!

Your sentences are riddled with envy, jealousy, agony and frustration! grin grin grin

How does it feel to be the son a loser. You could have achieved such feet if your father was not failure!
Re: We Caught This Monitor Lizard And I Am Presently Keeping It As A Pet by LocalFARMERS: 8:25pm On Oct 18, 2023
Counterfeit:
You still dey see food chop, now. By the time Tinubu clocks one year in office, and your neck becomes very long like Yard Adua's Ostrich neck, from hunger, nobody will remind you to slaughter that Lizard for food. Im counting down.


Chai, funny Guy. grin grin

Re: We Caught This Monitor Lizard And I Am Presently Keeping It As A Pet by Dybala11(m): 8:28pm On Oct 18, 2023
CoronaVirusPro:


Damn! You making my day!

Your sentences are riddled with envy, jealousy, agony and frustration! grin grin grin

How does it feel to be the son a loser. You could have achieved such feet if your father was not failure!

Say na envy, how many airports do you own at Gaza??
The nonentity doesn't know that he's nothing but a comic relief. Say na envy, envy wetin??
We need to have more of this conversation often sha, you have to update us about your audio properties located in all nooks and crannies of the world.
Say na envy. 😂😂😂
Re: We Caught This Monitor Lizard And I Am Presently Keeping It As A Pet by Dybala11(m): 8:30pm On Oct 18, 2023
Counterfeit:
You still dey see food chop, now. By the time Tinubu clocks one year in office, and your neck becomes very long like Yard Adua's Ostrich neck, from hunger, nobody will remind you to slaughter that Lizard for food. Im counting down.

Kitun leleyi bayi tori olohun?? What sort of a fvckery is this?? 😂😂😂😂
Re: We Caught This Monitor Lizard And I Am Presently Keeping It As A Pet by CoronaVirusPro: 8:30pm On Oct 18, 2023
Dybala11:

Say na envy, how many airports do you own at Gaza??
The nonentity doesn't know that he's nothing but a comic relief. Say na envy, envy wetin??
We need to have more of this conversation often sha, you have to update us about your audio properties located in all nooks and crannies of the world.
Say na envy. 😂😂😂

You are getting hyper and I am enjoying it.

Imagine if you met me in person and I actually own the few I listed. You definitely will be mowing my lawn.

The problem with you is that, you are the son of a failure and will always doubt little achievements.
Re: We Caught This Monitor Lizard And I Am Presently Keeping It As A Pet by Dybala11(m): 8:34pm On Oct 18, 2023
CoronaVirusPro:


You are getting hyper and I am enjoying it.

Imagine if you met me in person and I actually own the few I listed. You definitely will be mowing my lawn.

The problem with you is that, you are the son of a failure and will always doubt little achievements.
Dude I can never agree to meet a failure like you in reality, God forbid bad thing. You overhype yourself too much.
I'm enjoying this conversation a lot, by the way your deadbeat dad really taught you well on how to become an audio big man. Big man on Nairaland Mr audio 2 Shits.
You have to continue to update us on your audio properties everyday, Otunba lamba. Bast.ard son of a thousand fathers. 😂😂😂😂😂
Re: We Caught This Monitor Lizard And I Am Presently Keeping It As A Pet by CoronaVirusPro: 8:35pm On Oct 18, 2023
Dybala11:

Dude I can never agree to meet a failure like you in reality, God forbid bad thing. You overhype yourself too much.
I'm enjoying this conversation a lot, by the way your deadbeat dad really taught you well on how to become an audio big man. Big man on Nairaland Mr audio 2 Shits.
You have to continue to update us on your audio properties everyday, Otunba lamba. Bast.ard son of a thousand fathers. 😂😂😂😂😂


Overhype you said? grin grin grin Overhyping myself to the son of a failure?

Common! You don't count!
Re: We Caught This Monitor Lizard And I Am Presently Keeping It As A Pet by Dybala11(m): 8:37pm On Oct 18, 2023
CoronaVirusPro:


You are getting hyper and I am enjoying it.

Imagine if you met me in person and I actually own the few I listed. You definitely will be mowing my lawn.

The problem with you is that, you are the son of a failure and will always doubt little achievements.
By the way, why have you been dodging that simple question that I asked you several times concerning your audio properties in Afghanistan and Gaza??
This conversation must definitely continue forever, I will love to know the location of your remaining audio properties too. How many houses have you built on Nairaland so far?? 😂😂😂
Re: We Caught This Monitor Lizard And I Am Presently Keeping It As A Pet by CoronaVirusPro: 8:39pm On Oct 18, 2023
Dybala11:

By the way, why have you been dodging that simple question that I asked you several times concerning your audio properties in Afghanistan and Gaza??
This conversation must definitely continue forever, I will love to know the location of your remaining audio properties too. How many houses have you built on Nairaland so far?? 😂😂😂

Hey ya! Little failure!

I would have loved to tell you more, but you might do suicide.

Keep doubting! Even your dreams are impossible to you!
Re: We Caught This Monitor Lizard And I Am Presently Keeping It As A Pet by Dybala11(m): 8:40pm On Oct 18, 2023
CoronaVirusPro:



Overhype you said? grin grin grin Overhyping myself to the son of a failure?

Common! You don't count!
Nah, this your terminal stupidity is either follow come (i.e hereditary) or learnt. I bet it's the later, you inherited it from the two idi.ots you're referring to as your parents. And to think that a condom could have prevented a calamity like you??
What a useless entity called you. Your mumu na pro-max version indeed. 😂😂😂😂😂
Re: We Caught This Monitor Lizard And I Am Presently Keeping It As A Pet by CoronaVirusPro: 8:40pm On Oct 18, 2023
Dybala11:

Nah, this your terminal stupidity is either follow come (i.e hereditary) or learnt. I bet it's the later, you inherited it from the two idi.ots you're referring to as your parents. And to think that a condom could have prevented a calamity like you??
What a useless entity called you. Your mumu na pro-max version indeed. 😂😂😂😂😂

Jesus!

Someone is pained I am more successful than his father!
Re: We Caught This Monitor Lizard And I Am Presently Keeping It As A Pet by Dybala11(m): 8:41pm On Oct 18, 2023
CoronaVirusPro:


Hey ya! Little failure!

I would have loved to tell you more, but you might do suicide.

Keep doubting! Even your dreams are impossible to you!
Dude feed us more of your lamba na, let the whole in on more of your uselessness. How many properties do you have on Nairaland too?? Update us asap. 😂😂😂😂😂
Re: We Caught This Monitor Lizard And I Am Presently Keeping It As A Pet by Dybala11(m): 8:43pm On Oct 18, 2023
CoronaVirusPro:


Jesus!

Someone is pained I am more successful than his father!
You will cry blood today Mr 2 Shits. And somebody might call this one as dad one day, God forbid. 😂😂😂😂😂
Re: We Caught This Monitor Lizard And I Am Presently Keeping It As A Pet by CoronaVirusPro: 8:43pm On Oct 18, 2023
Dybala11:

Dude feed us more of your lamba na, let the whole in on more of your uselessness. How many properties do you have on Nairaland too?? Update us asap. 😂😂😂😂😂

You are the only fool here! Why are you using us? grin grin grin

Why are you so restless and worried if you believe its a lie!

You are getting frustrated!
Re: We Caught This Monitor Lizard And I Am Presently Keeping It As A Pet by CoronaVirusPro: 8:44pm On Oct 18, 2023
Dybala11:

You will cry blood today Mr 2 Shits. And somebody might call this one as dad one day, God forbid. 😂😂😂😂😂

Trust me, My kids would still be richer than your father! I aint capping!
Re: We Caught This Monitor Lizard And I Am Presently Keeping It As A Pet by Dybala11(m): 8:45pm On Oct 18, 2023
CoronaVirusPro:

You are the only fool here! Why are you using us? grin grin grin
Why are you so restless and worried if you believe its a lie!
You are getting frustrated!
So selective dementia has joined your numerous life problems right?? 😂😂
Re: We Caught This Monitor Lizard And I Am Presently Keeping It As A Pet by CoronaVirusPro: 8:46pm On Oct 18, 2023
Dybala11:

So selective dementia has joined your numerous life problems right??
😂😂

You are very worried. I can tell!

You gradually accepting that you are a failure.
Re: We Caught This Monitor Lizard And I Am Presently Keeping It As A Pet by Dybala11(m): 8:47pm On Oct 18, 2023
CoronaVirusPro:


Trust me, My kids would still be richer than your father! I aint capping!
Audio wealth, shebi your kids too don get like 100 properties for Australia too?? This your show of shame, Mr 2 Shits. We don't care about your audio achievements, crawl back into the dungeon you came out of vermin. 😂😂😂

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