₦airaland Forum

cococandy:
Excuse yourself

HardMirror:
fear can cause it and it is normal. It has happened to me before. Google testicle retraction by cremaster muscle. Stop talking like an illiterate

I Know about testicle retraction which normally happens in cold environments. That is exactly what the voodoo does even when the environment is as hot as hell. It is just like penis captivus and magun. They are the same but while one occurs naturally, the other (magun) is triggered with voodoo.

HardMirror:
Hello nairalanders.
Recently, there has been an increase in the incidence of manhood disappearing. This is an old street format that criminals use to rob and extort people. Those being accused are actually the victims and those claiming their manhood disappeared are criminals. I have seen this first hand and this is how it works.

These criminals work in groups.
They would position themselves around and look out for someone they know they can easily intimidate, like if you look fresh and gentle.
one of them will walk up to you and hit you, before you can react, he would scream on top of his voice that his joystick has disappeared.
Now, this is where it gets really deadly.
Before you can defend yourself, his gang members would quickly come out from where they are waiting and begin to beat you. Some of his co criminals would pretend they checked the penis and they would confirm that they joystick had truly disappeared. It is all planned and they are all together.
In the process of beating you, your phones, wallet and other valuables, even your shoes will go missing. But you are fighting for your life, so you are not focussed on the things they are already stealing off you.
But because Nigerians are superstitious, they would believe the criminals and join hands in beating the unfortunate young man they accuse.

Guys, be careful out there and let us ensure we hand these criminals to the police.

This format works because Nigerians are too superstitious. Those people you see being accused are the victims.
I have personally witnessed it and it is similar to a format criminals use in computer village where the victim gets accused and beaten by the criminals stealing your phones. We have had to recover a phone of a victim that fell for something similar to this. The criminals even almost stabbed the boy just to steal his phone.

Be careful on the street guys. Stop smiling and looking weak when you walk on the street.

They play until it happened to you. Yesterday dey collect one civil defence pricky.. Dey play

Naija don rugged. Very soon people go turn carnivorous.

ManOfSon:
Tomorrow is Sunday. Nigerian churches will be full to overflowing with so-called Christians. Come Monday, they'll all return to their superstitions about disappearing manhoods, money rituals, stolen destinies, etc. Jesus said it all. These people honor me with their lips. But their heart is far from me.

they’ll even call you a witch for doubting their superstitious ways . Lol

descarado:

I don’t know what response he’s expecting

TooMuchSense1:

So what eventually happened to your "close pals". Do you mean their d!cks are gone forever or were the d!cks restored (if so, how) ?

both perpetrators never denied carrying out the act. they simply asked for time to return/restored the dk. eventually things got to normal after a while.

2best:
This might be true, but honestly these things happen. I know someone who only realized this balls were gone when he got home. It took him about a week to get his stuff back.
What I'm saying in essence Is it might be a format, but these things happens like for real

How did he get the balls back ?

CHIGIM:
It has happened to me but luck ran out of idiot.
Bc it happened in my own ground were people know better.

Please explain how it happened and what you did to restore it

Op you're correct but you go confirm am if you come Minna or Lokoja ;Dyou dey use 9ja play No matter how your bololo longi, ego small you seff go confirm am say nothing dey there

I never believed that shittt, until today wey I see student gather for school gate (FUTMinna) dey nack one penis hijacker beating make him return one fine boy bololo

Alchemy528:
Nothing like the truth abeg,,,
No one knows the true thing about his death

Wuruwuru to the answer

Try dey read before commenting…

Kobojunkie:
This makes a lot of sense.

Why do you like using this emoticon at the end of all your comments? Is it automatic? I am wondering the extra wasted effort and time it takes to put that on all your comments. Sometimes it changes the meaning of your comment and makes it appear sarcastic.

Thank you op, you don't know what you have done by exposing this, you just saved lives.

HardMirror:
What to do if you fall victim to these criminals
Hopefully you do not fall victim, but if you do, you need to be ready be very loud, this is not time to be explaining o.

The moment the marks man accuses you, scream and say they are trying to rob you. Be very loud and tell them you know their format. Tell them the format has cast and if they are sure, you are ready to go to the police station with them let them prove it. No dull o. Be very loud and shout for help.

Bros, I solve this problem by dishing out the first blow. Like I dan tear your mouth with mad blows or stab you first.

Like before your crew go even come out self, you go dey almost cross over. Just pray say tools no dey my body.

Ten years ago a group of street cultist did it to someone on the street of Port Harcourt after rubbing the guy everything, shop owners paid money to avoid kiling the accused for the fake victim to go and test the manhood at the nearest brothel.

It's only extremely stewpid people who will think touching someone removes the person's manhood. Why not thier heart and kidney which are very expensive in the black market?

Anyone who believes his penis can be stolen is a big fool.

Nonsense write up the story can't be false bcus you're not a victim. Traditional means should be employed by govt. Bcus not everything can explained into reality.

Reelz:
Another one is if u in a public transit n the person close to u starts coughing rapidly n wants to spit across u.. check very well he is targeting your pocket or valuables.. don't fall a victim.

Fell for this 3 years ago

No be small thing o.
It all happened when federal college of education omoku held all federal college of education games sport in omoku town.
And that day barca and Chelsea were also playing finals.
I left the comfort of my house just to join men to watch it in one of my usual bar.
On getting down from my car,
I heard goal.
So i rushed down to the place wishing it's Barca that scored.
So i ask the unusual crowd bc of the on going sports activities that who scored and i was told it's Chelsea so i turn back to better go watch it at home.
But on entering my car i saw one boy banging on my bonnet very hard so me and my friend that has been with me all this while ask him what is ur problem.

Let me quote his exact words
(u dey ask me why i dey nack the motor abi u what make i shout)

I now ask him bc i was very angry
(U dey crazy shout for wetin) mean while we jump down from the car to straight him up the next thing i hear from him while run towards the crowd is
(u don collect my prick o
U don collect my prick o)
All the crowd turn from watching match to watching us.
Make i stop hear for now.
But it was not a joke o.
God saved me that day.

Ameboperoo:
Please explain how it happened and what you did to restore it

All this u guys are saying, saying there's nothing like people collecting someone manhood are fuckin big fallacy.... Cos at my front a guy in my compound my guy sef omoh his dick got missing by jst exchanging pleasantries wit a stranger..... He jst came back one evening to drive into the compound on reaching the compound de gate was closed he parked his car came out to go open de gate, dat was wen a stranger from no wia greeted him ND he replied, after opening the gate, went into his car drove into the compound, dat was wen he felt somtin ND went he checked his manhood it has fuckin shrink like a grain of rice, he alerted ppl ND ran out to see if he could gt hold of the stranger bt he was gone, he called his family dat reside at the northern of the country, they told him all wat to do to gt his penile back, he did Dem ND de penile came back.. even his girlfriend confirmed saw de guy dick reduce to a grain of rice... This shit took place at calabar....

Marteng:
All this u guys are saying, saying there's nothing like people collecting someone manhood are fuckin big fallacy.... Cos at my front a guy in my compound my guy sef omoh his dick got missing by jst exchanging pleasantries wit a stranger..... He jst came back one evening to drive into the compound on reaching the compound de gate was closed he parked his car came out to go open de gate, dat was wen a stranger from no wia greeted him ND he replied, after opening the gate, went into his car drove into the compound, dat was wen he felt somtin ND went he checked his manhood it has fuckin shrink like a grain of rice, he alerted ppl ND ran out to see if he could gt hold of the stranger bt he was gone, he called his family dat reside at the northern of the country, they told him all wat to do to gt his penile back, he did Dem ND de penile came back.. even his girlfriend confirmed saw de guy dick reduce to a grain of rice... This shit took place at calabar....

lolz I no still believe.. them collect dick him collect am back lolz. Overthinking wan finish your front guy

zudozz:
Ah Calabar people no dey play with their Manhood ooh!

Will they continue to live in fear

Manhoods are truly been stollen. The only solution is to secure yourself with the blood of JESUS CHRIST.

AQUMLA:
Manhoods are truly been stollen. The only solution is to secure yourself with the blood of JESUS CHRIST.

idiot.