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Re: EPL Chatroom - All Discussions by raumdeuter: 1:56pm On Dec 08, 2023
iamoyindamola:

If i get the 20m why will i want to japa when i can be a king in this shit hole
Them no they wise sha, they think raising bar will limit the migration

If you get 20m still japa e get reason

Those who get 10m this time last year think say dem dey ball, what's the value of their money today

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Re: EPL Chatroom - All Discussions by Godx: 1:58pm On Dec 08, 2023
raumdeuter:


If you get 20m still japa e get reason

Those who get 10m this time last year think say dem dey ball, what's the value of their money today
So you are basically saying it's going to get worst under your Tinubu?

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Re: EPL Chatroom - All Discussions by JaceBlaze: 2:02pm On Dec 08, 2023
KingCold:
This is Khayelitsha my guy, as toured by you own...There's no slum in SA comparable to what I've seen of Makoko

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=28a3H9BWtLQ&t=111s
I'm not from Cape Town but i'd rather live in Khayelitsha than anywhere in Nigeria

Easily.Give me the worst slum in SA and I'd still take it over anything in Naija.

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Re: EPL Chatroom - All Discussions by raumdeuter: 2:02pm On Dec 08, 2023
Godx:

So you are basically saying it's going to get worst under your Tinubu?

Things are getting worse all over most of Africa

Someone shared the depreciation of Angolan currency and they didn't vote Tinubu. There is inflation all over the world currently companies closing, massive layoffs going on even where I live and 3rd world countries will be affected more


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Re: EPL Chatroom - All Discussions by iamoyindamola(m): 2:12pm On Dec 08, 2023
Re: EPL Chatroom - All Discussions by KingCold: 2:25pm On Dec 08, 2023
JaceBlaze:


Easily.Give me the worst slum in SA and I'd still take it over anything in Naija.
My brother, A Mall in Khayelitsha beats all their malls combined grin grin grin grin

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Re: EPL Chatroom - All Discussions by Godx: 2:25pm On Dec 08, 2023
raumdeuter:


Things are getting worse all over most of Africa

Someone shared the depreciation of Angolan currency and they didn't vote Tinubu. There is inflation all over the world currently companies closing, massive layoffs going on even where I live and 3rd world countries will be affected more


Nigeria own massive inflation is down to your fraud and his failed policies.

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Re: EPL Chatroom - All Discussions by Kholiwe(f): 2:32pm On Dec 08, 2023
GrammarNazi1:

A South African man had sex with a donkey, you clown!

https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/4572025/man-sex-donkey-south-africa-witch-doctor-jailed/
Thank you for showing us your gender is deranged. Fear men, use 365days to fear that useless gender.
Re: EPL Chatroom - All Discussions by WhoDeyHause: 2:47pm On Dec 08, 2023
iamoyindamola:
See wetin person do for russia

https://www.nairaland.com/7933979/school-shooting-russia-graphic-pics
That girl is brutal. Look at how she divided that kid's brain with that pump action.
Re: EPL Chatroom - All Discussions by iamoyindamola(m): 2:54pm On Dec 08, 2023
WhoDeyHause:

That girl is brutal. Look at how she divided that kid's brain with that pump action.
I fear pump action pass anything
That weapon effect can't be repaired

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Re: EPL Chatroom - All Discussions by WhoDeyHause: 3:00pm On Dec 08, 2023
iamoyindamola:

I fear pump action pass anything
That weapon effect can't be repaired
I swear. Gun that scatters body parts. For a 14 year old girl to even be able to use it like a trained soldier is crazy. If you go offend those type of ladies just go and apply for visa to Japa if you don't have.
Re: EPL Chatroom - All Discussions by WhoDeyHause: 3:06pm On Dec 08, 2023
Melvyn11:
See what a 16yrs old boy is carrying
17. She's just three years older at 20. He has the money and the fame so of course this is nothing. Go and see some nba stars carrying some slay queens old enough to even be their aunties or even mum self.
Re: EPL Chatroom - All Discussions by GrammarNazi1(m): 3:07pm On Dec 08, 2023
Kholiwe:

Thank you for showing us your gender is deranged. Fear men, use 365days to fear that useless gender.
Your gender had sex with a dog!

https://www.google.com/amp/s/nypost.com/2023/04/08/mississippi-woman-who-had-sex-with-dog-filmed-outside-church/amp/

Another example:

https://www.nzherald.co.nz/world/woman-slept-with-dogs-at-uk-bestiality-parties-thought-it-was-legal/CY37YO6RENWEZM23K5VVX75WGE/

This is my last response to you cos you always relegate logic.
Re: EPL Chatroom - All Discussions by OasisX: 3:14pm On Dec 08, 2023
grin

.....so Southies dey reach here?! LOL!
Re: EPL Chatroom - All Discussions by WhoDeyHause: 3:15pm On Dec 08, 2023
Amigoss:


grin cheesy There will be a time 20million no go get value for Nigeria again....Nothing goes up in Nigeria and ever comes down....At this rate,egg might sell for 500naira in our lifetime
Well it depends on different individuals and grace attached to a person. 20m to me is still a tangible sum to invest in and grow to be a king in this shithole despite the rising inflation, security challenges and bad policies bro. One can think of several businesses 20m can recoup good sums for in the future. You can even travel out at will for visiting. As much as the hardship of the country is pushing almost everybody to their limits not everyone would have a nice landing over there with time. Some would even be deported.
Re: EPL Chatroom - All Discussions by Melvyn11: 3:18pm On Dec 08, 2023
WhoDeyHause:

I swear. Gun that scatters body parts. For a 14 year old girl to even be able to use it like a trained soldier is crazy. If you go offend those type of ladies just go and apply for visa to Japa if you don't have.
Na boy o.
Re: EPL Chatroom - All Discussions by BlueRayDick: 3:18pm On Dec 08, 2023
WhoDeyHause:

Well it depends on different individuals and grace attached to a person. 20m to me is still a tangible sum to invest in and grow to be a king in this shithole despite the rising inflation, security challenges and bad policies bro. One can think of several businesses 20m can recoup good sums for in the future. You can even travel out at will for visiting. As much as the hardship of the country is pushing almost everybody to their limits not everyone would have a nice landing over there with time. Some would even be deported.

Mention one of those "several businesses" u will invest N20m and "recoup good sums from in the future". I want to check something.

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Re: EPL Chatroom - All Discussions by Melvyn11: 3:21pm On Dec 08, 2023
WhoDeyHause:

17. She's just three years older at 20. He has the money and the fame so of course this is nothing. Go and see some nba stars carrying some slay queens old enough to even be their aunties or even mum self.
He is too small for all these things. All these footballers and carrying big things at young age.
Re: EPL Chatroom - All Discussions by raumdeuter: 3:32pm On Dec 08, 2023
Godx:

Nigeria own massive inflation is down to your fraud and his failed policies.

Like which failed policies? List them
Re: EPL Chatroom - All Discussions by WhoDeyHause: 3:35pm On Dec 08, 2023
BlueRayDick:


Mention one of those "several businesses" u will invest N20m and "recoup good sums from in the future". I want to check something.
Well stuff like cement distribution, supplying building materials, food either raw or fast food, transportation, buying bet shops, buying few lands to build on to rent out or lease or just for it to rise in value to sell off in future. The exchange rate has weakened how far that money can go alright but I think it's still okay as at this moment to begin something tangible.

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Re: EPL Chatroom - All Discussions by Godx: 3:39pm On Dec 08, 2023
raumdeuter:


Like which failed policies? List them

Do you research on them since you don't live in Nigeria to suffer from the idiotic decision of your daddy. Unprecedented level of inflation thanks to your Yoruba brother.

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Re: EPL Chatroom - All Discussions by WhoDeyHause: 3:45pm On Dec 08, 2023
Melvyn11:

He is too small for all these things. All these footballers and carrying big things at young age.
I agree with you but you know how ladies can be attracted to money and fame all over the world. You will see 16 or 17 year old kids with their girlfriends who some look older celebrating with them during nba or any of their other sports draft picks. Zion Williamson entered into trouble with a thirty something slay mama when he was just brushing his early twenties. If you tell me someone like Bellingham is dating one older lady I'll believe you, cause the fame and money alone is enough to make a lot of women decide to turn to his baby sitters.
Re: EPL Chatroom - All Discussions by BlueRayDick: 4:00pm On Dec 08, 2023
WhoDeyHause:

Well stuff like cement distribution, supplying building materials, food either raw or fast food, transportation, buying bet shops, buying few lands to build on to rent out or lease or just for it to rise in value to sell off in future. The exchange rate has weakened how far that money can go alright but I think it's still okay as at this moment to begin something tangible.

1. Cement distribution requires u buy at least one Howo Sino truck that doesn't cost less than N35m before the removal of subsidy and floating of naira. U will be compelled to insure the truck by Dangote and insurance will not charge u less than 5% of the value of the truck. If u add N35m to N1.750m that's already N36.750m. Remember u have N20m.

2. Fast food: U will require a space u will pay at least one year rent, renovate the place, equip with modern kitchen wares, ovens, heat extractor, chillers, ice cream machine etc. U will pay tenement rates to the local government, u will pay corporate tax to state government and u will pay for permits to operate ur business without government agencies coming to disturb u frequently. If u are in Lagos, u will also pay for the front of ur premises where customers will be parking. Remember u have 20m to do all these and still pay ur staff salary while u are yet to breakeven in the early days of ur operation.

3. Transportation: Motor parts are very expensive now; If ur vehicle develops major fault it will swallow some of ur money. If u are unfortunate to deal with wicked drivers like Raumdeuter shared his experience that day ; u may even borrow money to clear ur debt after selling the vehicle at a knocked down price when driver show u shege

4. Buying Land: U can buy land worth N20m today and sell it N60m in 4 years yet the N60m would not carry same purchasing power ur N20m today does. Why ? Because of devaluation of naira . I always laugh when those selling land like Adron Homes go on TV or radio shouting that people buy land and keep using that same line.

5. Buying Bet shops: I think Bet shops were profitable around 2012-2017 when online betting was not really a thing. Nowadays almost everybody has bet app on their phones thereby bypassing bet shop owners. Only few unlettered people, artisans or egbon adugbo still go to bet shops. I mean the same set of people u will see in baba Ijebu shops. U might end up selling ur computers cheap due to lack of patronage if u invest money in bet shops in this present day. Except u site it in a major market place or commercial area

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Re: EPL Chatroom - All Discussions by WhoDeyHause: 4:08pm On Dec 08, 2023
BlueRayDick:


1. Cement distribution requires u buy at least one Howo Sino truck that doesn't cost less than N35m before the removal of subsidy and floating of naira. U will be compelled to insure the truck by Dangote and insurance will not charge u less than 5% of the value of the truck. If u add N35m to N1.750m that's already N36.750m. Remember u have N20m.

2. Fast food: U will require a space u will pay at least one year rent, renovate the place, equip with modern kitchen wares, ovens, heat extractor, chillers, ice cream machine etc. U will pay tenement rates to the local government, u will pay corporate tax to state government and u will pay for permits to operate ur business without government agencies coming to disturb u frequently. If u are in Lagos, u will also pay for the front of ur premises where customers will be parking. Remember u have 20m to do all these and still pay ur staff salary while u are yet to breakeven in the early days of ur operation.

3. Transportation: Motor parts are very expensive now; If ur vehicle develops major fault it will swallow some of ur money. If u are unfortunate to deal with wicked drivers like Raumdeuter shared his experience that day ; u may even borrow money to clear ur debt after selling the vehicle at a knocked down price when driver show u shege

4. Buying Land: U can buy land worth N20m today and sell it N60m in 4 years yet the N60m would not carry same purchasing power ur N20m today does. Why ? Because of devaluation of naira . I always laugh when those selling land like Adron Homes go on TV or radio shouting that people buy land and keep using that same line.

5. Buying Bet shops: I think Bet shops were profitable around 2012-2017 when online betting was not really a thing. Nowadays almost everybody has bet app on their phones thereby bypassing bet shop owners. Only few unlettered people, artisans or egbon adugbo still go to bet shops. I mean the same set of people u will see in baba Ijebu shops. U might end up selling ur computers cheap due to lack of patronage if u invest money in bet shops in this present day. Except u site it in a major market place or commercial area
No Lagos can't be used to do some of those stuff I listed. Lagos and Abuja. Well you know more than me pertaining business. So like this it's just better to use that 20m to leave the country by any means rather than any type of investment boss? cry
Re: EPL Chatroom - All Discussions by WhoDeyHause: 4:09pm On Dec 08, 2023
Double post.
Re: EPL Chatroom - All Discussions by Godx: 4:11pm On Dec 08, 2023
WhoDeyHause:

No Lagos can't be used to do some of those stuff I listed. Lagos and Abuja. Well you know more than me pertaining business. So like this it's just better to use that 20m to leave the country by any means rather than any type of investment boss? cry
He is just using extreme examples. 20million is more than enough to set up a profitable and lucrative business in various parts of the country.

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Re: EPL Chatroom - All Discussions by WhoDeyHause: 4:15pm On Dec 08, 2023
Godx:

He is just using extreme examples. 20million is more than enough to set up a profitable business in various parts of Nigeria.
I know bro but I also get the angle he's coming from. With the way inflation is rising everyday and the gradual devaluation of our currency dabbling into any investment without prior guidance or grace might just backfire especially in the most expensive parts of the country. I personally would use that amount of money to try and move abroad but some will still see it as money large enough to set up something worthwhile in this shithole.
Re: EPL Chatroom - All Discussions by BlueRayDick: 4:18pm On Dec 08, 2023
WhoDeyHause:

No Lagos can't be used to do some of those stuff I listed. Lagos and Abuja. Well you know more than me pertaining business. So like this it's just better to use that 20m to leave the country by any means rather than any type of investment boss? cry

If u don't do any of those stuff in Lagos, then be rest assured u will even make more loss than u envisiaged. Shey na less commercially viable places like Akure, Auchi, Gombe, Eboyin etc u wan go dey run fast food business ? In ur very eyes it will turn to "slow food " business grin.

Abi shay na those aforementioned places u wan buy land keep ? U will still find ur land value barely appreciated after 10 years if u try it. Even the ecement distribution sef; it's places like Epe, Ibeju in Lagos, Ogun state where massive construction projects are going on u will be supplying. U can also supply to farther states but u will be mindful of the fact that the roads generally are bad, u will be more exposed to accident risk and ur driver can abscond with the vehicle and product even if u put a tracker on it.

People wey tell u to use the N20m japa na people wey wan save u from future gnashing of teeth cool

The inflation in this country no be small thing. If u stock up N20m , u need to be monitring the cost price while u are selling cos u may not even be able to stock up again when u exhaust ur existing stock in trade.

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Re: EPL Chatroom - All Discussions by izzou(m): 4:22pm On Dec 08, 2023
BlueRayDick

1) Cement distribution doesn't mean you must own the truck. There are 3rd party companies that haul for a fee. 600 bags of Cement cost less than 4 million naira. Someone with 20 million can commit 2 million to learn the ropes, before fully investing.

2) Fast food have different categories. You can build a little koisk in a high traffic area, sell Shawarma and all those stuffs at night, and learn your ropes till you're able to expand

3) Transportation depends. You cannot buy a Tokuboh Hiace at 20 million; You can also buy 5 Keke Napep at 7 million and put all on Hire purchase. That's the safest bet for Transportation for me.

4) I no sabi Land

5) Woe betide BetKing and Bet9ja

Summary: 20 million naira is very much okay to start and live comfortably here. Not saying it is big money converting to dollars, but it's more than enough capital to start many businesses

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Re: EPL Chatroom - All Discussions by Emaprince: 4:22pm On Dec 08, 2023
Godx:

He is just using extreme examples. 20million is more than enough to set up a profitable and lucrative business in various parts of the country.
I concur with this.

The only problem is that even if you are making a decent money from whatver business you set up, steady decline of Naira renders the proceeds weightless.

However, with 20m, one can set up a very profitable business.
Re: EPL Chatroom - All Discussions by BlueRayDick: 4:34pm On Dec 08, 2023
izzou:
BlueRayDick

1) Cement distribution doesn't mean you must own the truck. There are 3rd party companies that haul for a fee. 600 bags of Cement cost less than 4 million naira. Someone with 20 million can commit 2 million to learn the ropes, before fully investing.

2) Fast food have different categories. You can build a little koisk in a high traffic area, sell Shawarma and all those stuffs at night, and learn your ropes till you're able to expand

3) Transportation depends. You cannot buy a Tokuboh Hiace at 20 million; You can also buy 5 Keke Napep at 7 million and put all on Hire purchase. That's the safest bet for Transportation for me.

4) I no sabi Land

5) Woe betide BetKing and Bet9ja

Summary: 20 million naira is very much okay to start and live comfortably here. Not saying it is big money converting to dollars, but it's more than enough capital to start many businesses

There's this saying that "To start chaos is easy" (I don't know the original aurthor)

I'm not saying N20m will not start any business, If u check my initial post to Whodeyhause I quoted the part he said "invest N20m and "recoup good sums from in the future". Na that good sum/profit in the future I no agree with. So I will use it to address ur post.

1. The scenario I painted about the cement distribution is actually for someone who is a third party carrying products for Dangote.Those ones buy their truck and register under his franchise. Trust me, N20m will not set u up for that business ; I know quite a number of people in that line of business. Except u are referring to those who have shops/depot where would-be customers come around to buy and arrange for transportation by themselves. I don't even think that is really profitable like that.

2. If it's just shawarma , finger foods and barbecue u want to sell in shops, then u don't need N20m at all.

3. Yeah, hire purchase definitely works but u go get soldier, DPO/Area commander, OPC , Ogboni and Babalawo on speed dial to really keep ur debtors in line grin

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Re: EPL Chatroom - All Discussions by izzou(m): 4:35pm On Dec 08, 2023
BlueRayDick:


There's this saying that "To start chaos is easy" (I don't know the original aurthor)

I'm not saying N20m will not start any business, If u check my initial post to Whodeyhause I quoted the part he said "invest N20m and "recoup good sums from in the future". Na that good sum/profit in the future I no agree with. So I will use it to address ur post.

1. The scenario I painted about the cement distribution is actually for someone who is a third party carrying products for Dangote.Those ones buy their truck and register under his franchise. Trust me, N20m will not set u up for that business ; I know quite a number of people in that line of business. Except u are referring to those who have shops/depot where would-be customers come around to buy and arrange for transportation by themselves. I don't even think that is really profitable like that.

2. If it's just shawarma , finger foods and barbecue u want to sell in shops, then u don't need N20m at all.

3. Yeah, hire purchase definitely works but u go get soldier, DPO/Area commander, OPC , Ogboni and Babalawo on speed dial to really keep ur debtors in line grin

So, to you, what sum would
yield a good sum/profit?

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