Nowadays eh! Having a girlfriend is equivalent to having the responsibilities as a family man. Because you are not just taking care of her alone, but alongside her friends, family and her entire village.
I felt like eating chicken this sunday, so i told her to branch to my house after sunday service. But i lost my appetite when she suggested to invite few of her friends to my house. I was like, dont bother again we will eat chicken on xmas. WHEN I PROPOSED TO YOU, YOU WERE THE ONLY THERE WITH ME.

What is the correlation between you feeling like kill chicken and inviting tour girlfriend over? Having a girlfriend/fiance/wife does not make you an invalid. Kill and cook your damn chicken! The girl should better dust her slippers and flee from a broke lazy ass like you to avoid had I known.

dominique:
What is the correlation between you feeling like kill chicken and inviting tour girlfriend over? Having a girlfriend/fiance/wife does not make you an invalid. Kill and cook your damn chicken! The girl should better dust her slippers and flee from a broke lazy ass like you to avoid had I known.

Lol @ broke lazy ass
Succinctly put

Testiebobo:
Nowadays eh! Having a girlfriend is equivalent to having the responsibilities as a family man. Because you are not just taking care of her alone, but alongside her friends, family and her entire village.
I felt like eating chicken this sunday, so i told her to branch to my house after sunday service. But i lost my appetite when she suggested to invite few of her friends to my house. I was like, dont bother again we will eat chicken on xmas. WHEN I PROPOSED TO YOU, YOU WERE THE ONLY THERE WITH ME.

Na me fail English comprehension, abi na you dey cap nonsense wey i no understand?

Testiebobo:
Nowadays eh! Having a girlfriend is equivalent to having the responsibilities as a family man. Because you are not just taking care of her alone, but alongside her friends, family and her entire village.
I felt like eating chicken this sunday, so i told her to branch to my house after sunday service. But i lost my appetite when she suggested to invite few of her friends to my house. I was like, dont bother again we will eat chicken on xmas. WHEN I PROPOSED TO YOU, YOU WERE THE ONLY THERE WITH ME.

No time to waste time

Two completely lazy and messed up señoritas up there have taken over the thread.

dominique:
What is the correlation between you feeling like kill chicken and inviting tour girlfriend over? Having a girlfriend/fiance/wife does not make you an invalid. Kill and cook your damn chicken! The girl should better dust her slippers and flee from a broke lazy ass like you to avoid had I known.

Off point as usual, fucking bitch!

Nicepoker:
Two completely lazy and messed up señoritas up there have taken over the thread.

Define lazy? Someone that feels like eating something but had to call his girlfriend over to cook it for him. All you do is shout Nigerian girls are useless fro morning till night but ordinary chicken, you cannot cook on your own. Who is the useless one again?

Nicepoker:
Two completely lazy and messed up señoritas up there have taken over the thread.

Don't mind those parasites

dominique:


Define lazy? Someone that feels like eating something but had to call his girlfriend over to cook it for him. All you do is shout Nigerian girls are useless fro morning till night but ordinary chicken, you cannot cook on your own. Who is the useless one again?

This one touch you.

The solution is simple.

Fixate on one of her friends.

Specifically, one that looks like your GF but better in some way. Maybe, bigger boobs or ass than your girl.

Here's what you'll do:

1. Pick the girl. Let's call her Blessing.

2. On a Sunday like this, call your GF and tell her to invite Blessing that you're cooking Jollof Rice.

3. When they come, focus your attention on Blessing. Ask about her work/studies.

4. Ask Blessing about her boyfriend.

5. Make comments like "fine girl like you must have a lot of guys disturbing you for relationship", "your future husband is very lucky" etc

6. Call your GF at random times JUST to ask AFTER Blessing. For instance, ask your GF whether she knows who Blessing is dating. Ask your GF whether she knows what Blessing earns or how well she's doing in school if Blessing is a student.

7. Occasionally mention to yourgirlfriend how Blessing used to be "your type". When she asks "am I not your type?". Tell her she's your type NOW. Blessing was your type in the past.

8. Call your GF and ask her to "greet Blessing for you".

9. Call your GF to invite her to lunch/dinner at your place. But also tell her to invite Blessing when she's coming.

10. IF your GF uploads a picture of herself with Blessing, give your GF a little complement then GUSH over Blessing. Start complementing individual parts of Blessing from head to toe.

This strategy will achieve 1 or more of 4 Whicresults:

1. Your GF gets sense and stop inviting her friends to your place.

2. Blessing gets uncomfortable around you and she doesn't come to your place.

3. Blessing falls for you and you get yourself an additional pussy.

4. Your GF leaves you.

Whichever one it is, the nonsense STOPS.

Nicepoker:
This one touch you.

Yes it did, that Nigerian men are confessing with their own hands how lazy and useless they are. I'm truly touched!

dominique:


Yes it did, that Nigerian men are confessing with their own hands how lazy and useless they are. I'm truly touched!

A guy made the decision to kill his chicken. He invited the babe. The babe in turn decided to come with her hungry team. Pls who is lazy and useless here.?

I also don't understand you..😏😏😏

Dshocker:


Na me fail English comprehension, abi na you dey cap nonsense wey i no understand?

You're insulting a moderator? Get ready to be banned for 20 years.

Balablue64:


Off point as usual, fucking bitch!

Testiebobo:
Nowadays eh! Having a girlfriend is equivalent to having the responsibilities as a family man. Because you are not just taking care of her alone, but alongside her friends, family and her entire village.
I felt like eating chicken this sunday, so i told her to branch to my house after sunday service. But i lost my appetite when she suggested to invite few of her friends to my house. I was like, dont bother again we will eat chicken on xmas. WHEN I PROPOSED TO YOU, YOU WERE THE ONLY THERE WITH ME.

Fire on, I dey with you

Lol.. chicken hungry you, why not cook and eat it and invite your girl... Okay ,now wey she say she wan invite others, why not simply take only her out, or u cook it some other day...?
This one you are bringing it here for what purpose? To tarnished the image of your girl or the image of "Girls" generally?
Na wa o...
Every little thing na to come online to talk down on others

Samantha124:
You're insulting a moderator? Get ready to be banned for 20 years.

AMEBO... They send you? Ban him for what exactly?

dominique:


Define lazy? Someone that feels like eating something but had to call his girlfriend over to cook it for him. All you do is shout Nigerian girls are useless fro morning till night but ordinary chicken, you cannot cook on your own. Who is the useless one again?

First time seeing you beef like this. Chaii... I love the swag.

Samantha124:
You're insulting a moderator? Get ready to be banned for 20 years.

I knew it was a moderator before insulting it, even with 600 years ban we will still do nairaland, without even batting an eyelid.

Samantha124:
I also don't understand you..😏😏😏

I was asking the OP, if i failed my English class in school, because the message is different from the heading.

Thank you for the translation...

Dshocker:


I was asking the OP, if i failed my English class in school, because the message is different from the heading.

Make una dey calm down, the shots fired here pass Isreal/Hamas own.

Samantha124:
Thank you for the translation...

You are welcome...

How is South Africa & South Africans?

We're okay, I can't complain...

You?

Dshocker:


You are welcome...

How is South Africa & South Africans?

Some women will never enjoy their marriage.

Look at the entitled homosapiens with female genitals above and confirm this.

Like a woman with such mindset carries it on to marriage.

Oh you think it stops after marriage. Lol dey play.

They will torture the husband with their entitlement till he retreats from himself or get divorced

They will pass the entitlement to the children and make them enemies to their Fathers

They will do adultery to fulfil that entitlement of theirs.

Be wary of them above me.

Namaster:
The solution is simple.

Fixate on one of her friends.

Specifically, one that looks like your GF but better in some way. Maybe, bigger boobs or ass than your girl.

Here's what you'll do:

1. Pick the girl. Let's call her Blessing.

2. On a Sunday like this, call your GF and tell her to invite Blessing that you're cooking Jollof Rice.

3. When they come, focus your attention on Blessing. Ask about her work/studies.

4. Ask Blessing about her boyfriend.

5. Make comments like "fine girl like you must have a lot of guys disturbing you for relationship", "your future husband is very lucky" etc

6. Call your GF at random times JUST to ask AFTER Blessing. For instance, ask your GF whether she knows who Blessing is dating. Ask your GF whether she knows what Blessing earns or how well she's doing in school if Blessing is a student.

7. Occasionally mention to your friend how Blessing used to be "your type". When she asks "am I not your type?". Tell her she's your type NOW. Blessing was your type in the past.

8. Call your GF and ask her to "greet Blessing for you".

9. Call your GF to invite her to lunch/dinner at your place. But also tell her to invite Blessing when she's coming.

10. IF your GF uploads a picture of herself with Blessing, give your GF a little complement then GUSH over Blessing. Start complementing individual parts of Blessing from head to toe.

This strategy will achieve 1 or more of 4 Whicresults:

1. Your GF gets sense and stop inviting her friends to your place.

2. Blessing gets uncomfortable around you and she doesn't come to your place.

3. Blessing falls for you and you get yourself an additional pussy.

4. Your GF leaves you.

Whichever one it is, the nonsense STOPS.

You na correct badass wallai. However if you are dealing with an extremely jealous girlfriend who can't trade you for anything, na fire u and blessing dey play with.

Samantha124:
We're okay, I can't complain...

You?

Just here chilling, suffering from bad government

Most of you guys just love complaining but not taking any action.

If I ask you now what is it that you're doing to help change that bad government, what would you say?

Dshocker:


Just here chilling, suffering from bad government

Samantha124:
Most of you guys just love complaining but not taking any action.

If I ask you now what is it that you're doing to help change that bad government, what would you say?

Samantha honestly i have nothing to say.

I am from the South East of Nigeria, but other parts of Nigeria see them as their enemy and rival, particularly the Yorubas & Hausa/Fulani.

And all these started after the 1967 civil war between the Biafrans(igbos) & the Nigerian army.

SAMANTHA the story is so long that i will have to use 6 months to break it down for you.

We've not progressed due to Ethnicity & Religion.