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20 TYPES OF GIRLS YOU MUST USE A CONDOM ON

*1. If she has a tattoo ..... use a condom*🏃🏃😁😁

*2. If she drinks beer ..... condom*😁😁

*3. If she turns off her phone when she's with you..... boi condom*😁😁

*4. If she's the first to take your shirt off.... Condom!*😁😁

*5. If she has short dyed or sprayed hair..... Condom!*😁😁

*6. If she doesn't ask for a condom ..... my brother condom!*😁😁

*7. if she wears tight jeans.... Condom*😁😁

*8. If she doesn't sigh when you touch her ..... Condom!*😁😁

*9. If she lives alone ..... condom please*😁😁🚶

*10. If she works in a hair salon, booth or bar..... condom*😁😁🚶

*11. If she is a student at NIPA, UNZA & CBU... Condom oooh*😁😁

*12. If she wears g-strings..... condom*😳😁😁🏃

*13. if she has stretch marks on her boobs... my brother condom*🚶🏃🏃

*14. If she wears Beads on the hip ... Condom* 😁😁

*15. if she has a lot of male friends on Facebook ..... Guy, condom*😁😁

*16. If she supports an influential politician and wants to do politics..... please..... condom oh* 😁

*17. If she has a ring on her nose and chain at the foot... Double the condom* 😁😁😁

*18. If she likes to say that all men are the same, please put a condom*😁

*19 if her name is Natasha, Lucy, Maggie, Mutale,Ruth, Naomi..….... nine condoms ba CEE 🥴*

*20. if she takes this post personally, triple the condoms my brother.😁*

Them need to format your brain aswear

You too dey lie joor

Freshtruth:
20 TYPES OF GIRLS YOU MUST USE A CONDOM ON

*1. If she has a tattoo ..... use a condom*🏃🏃😁😁

*2. If she drinks beer ..... condom*😁😁

*3. If she turns off her phone when she's with you..... boi condom*😁😁

*4. If she's the first to take your shirt off.... Condom!*😁😁

*5. If she has short dyed or sprayed hair..... Condom!*😁😁

*6. If she doesn't ask for a condom ..... my brother condom!*😁😁

*7. if she wears tight jeans.... Condom*😁😁

*8. If she doesn't sigh when you touch her ..... Condom!*😁😁

*9. If she lives alone ..... condom please*😁😁🚶

*10. If she works in a hair salon, booth or bar..... condom*😁😁🚶

*11. If she is a student at NIPA, UNZA & CBU... Condom oooh*😁😁

*12. If she wears g-strings..... condom*😳😁😁🏃

*13. if she has stretch marks on her boobs... my brother condom*🚶🏃🏃

*14. If she wears Beads on the hip ... Condom* 😁😁

*15. if she has a lot of male friends on Facebook ..... Guy, condom*😁😁

*16. If she supports an influential politician and wants to do politics..... please..... condom oh* 😁

*17. If she has a ring on her nose and chain at the foot... Double the condom* 😁😁😁

*18. If she likes to say that all men are the same, please put a condom*😁

*19 if her name is Natasha, Lucy, Maggie, Mutale,Ruth, Naomi..….... nine condoms ba CEE 🥴*

*20. if she takes this post personally, triple the condoms my brother.😁*

Very funny.
Please approach every vagina with a condom till marriage.

Op you are very stupid you lack sense men are worst

Condom to everything in skirts, even your wife if you start noticing some shady moves

OP, you are carried. 👍👍

21. If she knows names of many Hotels in your City, use a condom.😌

22. If she has Yahoo Boys as her Friends on Facebook, use condom.🙁

23. If she is always talking about Shawarma, Catfish peppersoup, Isiewu and Nkwobi, Use a Condom o.🤨

24. If she knows names of stuffs like Black bullet, Tramadol, Postinor, etc, use a Condom.😏😏


Someone should add number 25 plz.🙏

New normal alert: If you recently got married and your wife gives birth to a baby, start using condom henceforth.

STDs are real, so op just speaking facts.... This shouldn't cause fight from the opposite gender though cus any small thing for here unaa don dey yab each other

What's with this epidemic of hookers?

Vinnie2000:
OP, you are carried. 👍👍

21. If she knows names of many Hotels in your City, use a condom.😌

22. If she has Yahoo Boys as her Friends on Facebook, use condom.🙁

23. If she is always talking about Shawarma, Catfish peppersoup, Isiewu and Nkwobi, Use a Condom o.🤨

24. If she knows names of stuffs like Black bullet, Tramadol, Postinor, etc, use a Condom.😏😏


Someone should add number 25 plz.🙏

25 if she is always travels by weekends to see her parents use a condom
26: if she always say ashawo dem dey try oooo use. A condom

jamesversion:
New normal alert: If you recently got married and your wife gives birth to a baby, start using condom henceforth.

You mean last match before the wedding

Freshtruth:
25 if she is always travels by weekends to see her parents use a condom
26: if she always say ashawo dem dey try oooo use. A condom

Lol,

Reminds me of one Babe I have now.🙂

I took her to Delta Mall (ShopRite) in Effurun one night.

She saw some Oloshos and said 'I just dey wonder how this Ashawo work be sef'. 😯🤨🤨😄

[quote author=Vinnie2000 post=127600552]Lol,
Reminds me of one Babe I have now.

Vinnie2000:
Lol,

Reminds me of one Babe I have now.🙂

I took her to Delta Mall (ShopRite) in Effurun one night.

She saw some Oloshos and said 'I just dey wonder how this Ashawo work be sef'. 😯🤨🤨😄

those lines are the trick dey use for us dem.dey run their own for another state

This is according to Sir Dr. Robert Mugabe

New format: if she says her body reacts to condom.(will say it gives them allergy,itching,rashes etc) My brother use 5 condoms.

Vinnie2000:
Lol,

Reminds me of one Babe I have now.🙂

I took her to Delta Mall (ShopRite) in Effurun one night.

She saw some Oloshos and said 'I just dey wonder how this Ashawo work be sef'. 😯🤨🤨😄

Use 5 condoms!

Trust no one!

Always ensure:
CORRECT AND CONSISTENT CONDOM USE no matter how clean or smooth they appear, if you can’t
BE FAITHFUL TO YOUR SPOUSE OR PARTNER.
Better still; ABSTAIN!

Gbadebo19:
For your kind of people,men should use 12 condoms.

If it makes you feel good, fine. 😁

Quality20:
the issue I have with u is that you are female and u are not defending ur fellow sisters.

I’m a female, and a health worker.
Oga, HIV is real and e truly no dey show for face.

My 1st statement was?
TRUST NO ONE!
Male or female.

ItisWell22:
Trust no one!

Always ensure:
CORRECT AND CONSISTENT CONDOM USE no matter how clean or smooth they appear, if you can’t
BE FAITHFUL TO YOUR SPOUSE OR PARTNER.
Better still; ABSTAIN!

the issue I have with u is that you are female and u are not defending ur fellow sisters.

ItisWell22:
Trust no one!

Always ensure:
CORRECT AND CONSISTENT CONDOM USE no matter how clean or smooth they appear, if you can’t
BE FAITHFUL TO YOUR SPOUSE OR PARTNER.
Better still; ABSTAIN!

For your kind of people,men should use 12 condoms.

tjfulloption:
This is according to Sir Dr. Robert Mugabe

it is about your meat...your personal meat😂

If she's light skinned or smiles alot and slim. Condom

orohbiro:
Op you are very stupid you lack sense men are worst

Shiloh 2027 loading

EbolaTinubu:
Shiloh 2027 loading

is your sister u referring to God frobid

orohbiro:
is your sister u referring to God frobid

E pain am
Holo........sho with overused and oversized rotten fish smelly......

If she wears this to go out, Bro tripple the condom.

Freshtruth:
26: if she always say ashawo dem dey try oooo use. A condom

omoh...........hahahahahaha,u jst remind me of my forma neibour,..dis grl dey always talk dis words wen ever she no sleep house..

I need to save this to pass on to my grandkids.

omoh..........if she suddenly turn to michael jackson(bleach her skin)abeg use 5 comdom.

orohbiro:
Op you are very stupid you lack sense men are worst

It seems you have everything Op mentioned

If she has pussy, use condom except she’s your married wife which I believe you must have conducted infection tests and other compatibility tests before marriage