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20 Types Of Ladies Or Girls You Must Use A Condom On by Freshtruth(m): 7:18am On Dec 24, 2023 |
20 TYPES OF GIRLS YOU MUST USE A CONDOM ON *1. If she has a tattoo ..... use a condom*ππππ *2. If she drinks beer ..... condom*ππ *3. If she turns off her phone when she's with you..... boi condom*ππ *4. If she's the first to take your shirt off.... Condom!*ππ *5. If she has short dyed or sprayed hair..... Condom!*ππ *6. If she doesn't ask for a condom ..... my brother condom!*ππ *7. if she wears tight jeans.... Condom*ππ *8. If she doesn't sigh when you touch her ..... Condom!*ππ *9. If she lives alone ..... condom please*πππΆ *10. If she works in a hair salon, booth or bar..... condom*πππΆ *11. If she is a student at NIPA, UNZA & CBU... Condom oooh*ππ *12. If she wears g-strings..... condom*π³πππ *13. if she has stretch marks on her boobs... my brother condom*πΆππ *14. If she wears Beads on the hip ... Condom* ππ *15. if she has a lot of male friends on Facebook ..... Guy, condom*ππ *16. If she supports an influential politician and wants to do politics..... please..... condom oh* π *17. If she has a ring on her nose and chain at the foot... Double the condom* πππ *18. If she likes to say that all men are the same, please put a condom*π *19 if her name is Natasha, Lucy, Maggie, Mutale,Ruth, Naomi..β¦.... nine condoms ba CEE π₯΄* *20. if she takes this post personally, triple the condoms my brother.π* 16 Likes 1 Share
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Re: 20 Types Of Ladies Or Girls You Must Use A Condom On by EbolaTinubu: 7:25am On Dec 24, 2023 |
Them need to format your brain aswear 6 Likes 1 Share |
Re: 20 Types Of Ladies Or Girls You Must Use A Condom On by phintohlar(f): 7:30am On Dec 24, 2023 |
You too dey lie joor |
Re: 20 Types Of Ladies Or Girls You Must Use A Condom On by Nebes: 7:32am On Dec 24, 2023 |
Freshtruth: Very funny. Please approach every vagina with a condom till marriage. 9 Likes |
Re: 20 Types Of Ladies Or Girls You Must Use A Condom On by orohbiro(f): 7:33am On Dec 24, 2023 |
Op you are very stupid you lack sense men are worst 2 Likes |
Re: 20 Types Of Ladies Or Girls You Must Use A Condom On by Isobug: 7:56am On Dec 24, 2023 |
Condom to everything in skirts, even your wife if you start noticing some shady moves 2 Likes |
Re: 20 Types Of Ladies Or Girls You Must Use A Condom On by Vinnie2000(m): 8:14am On Dec 24, 2023 |
OP, you are carried. ππ 21. If she knows names of many Hotels in your City, use a condom.π 22. If she has Yahoo Boys as her Friends on Facebook, use condom.π 23. If she is always talking about Shawarma, Catfish peppersoup, Isiewu and Nkwobi, Use a Condom o.π€¨ 24. If she knows names of stuffs like Black bullet, Tramadol, Postinor, etc, use a Condom.ππ Someone should add number 25 plz.π 14 Likes |
Re: 20 Types Of Ladies Or Girls You Must Use A Condom On by jamesversion: 8:19am On Dec 24, 2023 |
New normal alert: If you recently got married and your wife gives birth to a baby, start using condom henceforth. 1 Like |
Re: 20 Types Of Ladies Or Girls You Must Use A Condom On by chefremy(m): 8:22am On Dec 24, 2023 |
STDs are real, so op just speaking facts.... This shouldn't cause fight from the opposite gender though cus any small thing for here unaa don dey yab each other 7 Likes |
Re: 20 Types Of Ladies Or Girls You Must Use A Condom On by Dimaya: 8:23am On Dec 24, 2023 |
What's with this epidemic of hookers? |
Re: 20 Types Of Ladies Or Girls You Must Use A Condom On by Freshtruth(m): 8:32am On Dec 24, 2023 |
Vinnie2000:25 if she is always travels by weekends to see her parents use a condom 26: if she always say ashawo dem dey try oooo use. A condom 9 Likes |
Re: 20 Types Of Ladies Or Girls You Must Use A Condom On by Freshtruth(m): 8:34am On Dec 24, 2023 |
jamesversion:You mean last match before the wedding |
Re: 20 Types Of Ladies Or Girls You Must Use A Condom On by Vinnie2000(m): 8:40am On Dec 24, 2023 |
Freshtruth: Lol, Reminds me of one Babe I have now.π I took her to Delta Mall (ShopRite) in Effurun one night. She saw some Oloshos and said 'I just dey wonder how this Ashawo work be sef'. π―π€¨π€¨π 6 Likes 1 Share |
Re: 20 Types Of Ladies Or Girls You Must Use A Condom On by 100smile(m): 8:44am On Dec 24, 2023 |
[quote author=Vinnie2000 post=127600552] Lol, Reminds me of one Babe I have now. |
Re: 20 Types Of Ladies Or Girls You Must Use A Condom On by Freshtruth(m): 8:49am On Dec 24, 2023 |
Vinnie2000:those lines are the trick dey use for us dem.dey run their own for another state 4 Likes |
Re: 20 Types Of Ladies Or Girls You Must Use A Condom On by tjfulloption(m): 10:32am On Dec 24, 2023 |
This is according to Sir Dr. Robert Mugabe
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Re: 20 Types Of Ladies Or Girls You Must Use A Condom On by James150: 10:46am On Dec 24, 2023 |
New format: if she says her body reacts to condom.(will say it gives them allergy,itching,rashes etc) My brother use 5 condoms. 9 Likes |
Re: 20 Types Of Ladies Or Girls You Must Use A Condom On by MrOreo(m): 10:51am On Dec 24, 2023 |
Vinnie2000:Use 5 condoms! 1 Like |
Re: 20 Types Of Ladies Or Girls You Must Use A Condom On by ItisWell22(f): 11:06am On Dec 24, 2023 |
Trust no one! Always ensure: CORRECT AND CONSISTENT CONDOM USE no matter how clean or smooth they appear, if you canβt BE FAITHFUL TO YOUR SPOUSE OR PARTNER. Better still; ABSTAIN! Gbadebo19: If it makes you feel good, fine. π Quality20: Iβm a female, and a health worker. Oga, HIV is real and e truly no dey show for face. My 1st statement was? TRUST NO ONE! Male or female. 4 Likes |
Re: 20 Types Of Ladies Or Girls You Must Use A Condom On by Quality20(m): 11:16am On Dec 24, 2023 |
ItisWell22:the issue I have with u is that you are female and u are not defending ur fellow sisters. 1 Like |
Re: 20 Types Of Ladies Or Girls You Must Use A Condom On by Gbadebo19(m): 11:21am On Dec 24, 2023 |
ItisWell22:For your kind of people,men should use 12 condoms. |
Re: 20 Types Of Ladies Or Girls You Must Use A Condom On by Offkey: 2:04pm On Dec 24, 2023 |
tjfulloption:it is about your meat...your personal meatπ |
Re: 20 Types Of Ladies Or Girls You Must Use A Condom On by Rexymania(m): 2:17pm On Dec 24, 2023 |
If she's light skinned or smiles alot and slim. Condom 7 Likes |
Re: 20 Types Of Ladies Or Girls You Must Use A Condom On by EbolaTinubu: 2:56pm On Dec 24, 2023 |
orohbiro:Shiloh 2027 loading 4 Likes |
Re: 20 Types Of Ladies Or Girls You Must Use A Condom On by orohbiro(f): 2:57pm On Dec 24, 2023 |
EbolaTinubu:is your sister u referring to God frobid 1 Like |
Re: 20 Types Of Ladies Or Girls You Must Use A Condom On by EbolaTinubu: 3:02pm On Dec 24, 2023 |
orohbiro:E pain am Holo........sho with overused and oversized rotten fish smelly...... 3 Likes
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Re: 20 Types Of Ladies Or Girls You Must Use A Condom On by Rejouir: 3:06pm On Dec 24, 2023 |
If she wears this to go out, Bro tripple the condom. 8 Likes 1 Share
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Re: 20 Types Of Ladies Or Girls You Must Use A Condom On by Illegal1(m): 4:05pm On Dec 24, 2023 |
Freshtruth: omoh...........hahahahahaha,u jst remind me of my forma neibour,..dis grl dey always talk dis words wen ever she no sleep house.. 3 Likes |
Re: 20 Types Of Ladies Or Girls You Must Use A Condom On by faceland: 4:05pm On Dec 24, 2023 |
I need to save this to pass on to my grandkids. 1 Like |
Re: 20 Types Of Ladies Or Girls You Must Use A Condom On by Illegal1(m): 4:20pm On Dec 24, 2023 |
omoh..........if she suddenly turn to michael jackson(bleach her skin)abeg use 5 comdom. 4 Likes |
Re: 20 Types Of Ladies Or Girls You Must Use A Condom On by Qatar2022: 4:20pm On Dec 24, 2023 |
orohbiro:It seems you have everything Op mentioned 1 Like |
Re: 20 Types Of Ladies Or Girls You Must Use A Condom On by Gadafii: 4:53pm On Dec 24, 2023 |
If she has pussy, use condom except sheβs your married wife which I believe you must have conducted infection tests and other compatibility tests before marriage 4 Likes |
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