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To be a man no easy at all.
Aunty missed her period lately and from all indications she's pregnant.
But her cravings for seemingly impossible stuffs is just crazy.
She could ask for a fried mango or roasted watermelon
She's allergic to smells and scents, I've removed every air freshener in the house.

She can barely cook, she said everything is smelling.
Omo, e come be like say no be my house again.
Yesterday I went to look for kpomo by 12am
This life shaa 🤣
Legends in the house, na so e dey be

You re just getting started. Welcome to Fatherhood

I think this generation ladies have exaggerated the issue of "cravings" when it comes to pregnancy... it now seems like they are the first set of women to get pregnant... the men are now even the promoters of these stupid trends all in the name of stupid love... these low IQ lots using "pregnancy" as a means to ask for crazy stuff and do stupid things... if she asks for stupid stuff at 1am, she will be the one to get it herself... nonsense... women have been getting pregnant and giving birth since centuries, I don't even know what started this shit... and I guess social media is also one of the factors leading to the continuation of this "trend".

these generation females is nothing to write home about...

scrolab:
You re just getting started. Welcome to Fatherhood

E no funny oo I swear

Reminderz:
I think this generation ladies have exaggerated the issue of "cravings" when it comes to pregnancy... it now seems like they are the first set of women to get pregnant... the men are now even the promoters of these stupid trends all in the name of stupid love... these low IQ lots using "pregnancy" as a means to ask for crazy stuff and do stupid things... if she asks for stupid stuff at 1am, she will be the one to get it herself... nonsense... women have been getting pregnant and giving birth since centuries, I don't even know what started this shit... and I guess social media is also one of the factors leading to the continuation of this "trend".

these generation females is nothing to right home about...

I dey explain tire boss.

Just be gentle with her cos she fit shout on you unnecessarily at a point in time, it the mood. I also have one that am nursing now.

i hope you've registered for ante-natal care and delivery.

Keep money for DNA very vital.

Do fall for that nonsense and irrational mood swing. Tell her to behave and sit up. If you allow and normalise this nonsense, it will be your portion.

Nicepoker:
Keep money for DNA very vital.

So that he won't end up training another man's child

Reminderz:
I think this generation ladies have exaggerated the issue of "cravings" when it comes to pregnancy... it now seems like they are the first set of women to get pregnant... the men are now even the promoters of these stupid trends all in the name of stupid love... these low IQ lots using "pregnancy" as a means to ask for crazy stuff and do stupid things... if she asks for stupid stuff at 1am, she will be the one to get it herself... nonsense... women have been getting pregnant and giving birth since centuries, I don't even know what started this shit... and I guess social media is also one of the factors leading to the continuation of this "trend".

these generation females is nothing to write home about...

Very intentional act that has no link with actual pregnancy cravings. Our generation of women are just something else.

She allowed you to go out by 12am to look for ponmo? At where exactly cos this salt wey you dey sprinkle don dey plenty o

Jayden001:
To be a man no easy at all.
Aunty missed her period lately and from all indications she's pregnant.
But her cravings for seemingly impossible stuffs is just crazy.
She could ask for a fried mango or roasted watermelon
She's allergic to smells and scents, I've removed every air freshener in the house.

She can barely cook, she said everything is smelling.
Omo, e come be like say no be my house again.
Yesterday I went to look for kpomo by 12am
This life shaa 🤣
Legends in the house, na so e dey be

Are you a learner? Is condom now so expensive that you have to risk it all only to come here to complain. Oga carry your cross, no be we shine torch for you when you dey tà tà tà.....

Single baby Mama don't get any spoiling , shame makes them to behave well

Yeye girlfriend wants to be dramatic during periods

Wahala for who takes this gender serious

Oga leave her, go knack another woman belle

Eazie351:
She allowed you to go out by 12am to look for ponmo? At where exactly cos this salt wey you dey sprinkle don dey plenty o

No mind am, lie lie op

When she ask for crazy things again, just turn her around with style, hold her close to yourself from behind, shift her panties to the left and gently insert your gbola from the back. Stroke her gently until you hear her moan in pleasure. Then release your cum and tell her you love her. You can even go further to get some milk from her bogus booboos.
She would relax and ask no more of the said crazy things!

Jayden001:
To be a man no easy at all.
Aunty missed her period lately and from all indications she's pregnant.
But her cravings for seemingly impossible stuffs is just crazy.
She could ask for a fried mango or roasted watermelon
She's allergic to smells and scents, I've removed every air freshener in the house.

She can barely cook, she said everything is smelling.
Omo, e come be like say no be my house again.
Yesterday I went to look for kpomo by 12am
This life shaa 🤣
Legends in the house, na so e dey be

Provided you re not posting this base on hallucinations to make front page.

I pray you won't turn Mumu just because ur girlfriend gets pregnant, some people take advantage of every opportunity to control others,in as much that pregnant woman needs to be taken care appropriately, she shouldn't turn herself to egg that nobody shouldnt touch again, she is not the first person to be pregnant neither would she be the last.

You and your girl dey cràze

Jayden001:
To be a man no easy at all.
Aunty missed her period lately and from all indications she's pregnant.
But her cravings for seemingly impossible stuffs is just crazy.
She could ask for a fried mango or roasted watermelon
She's allergic to smells and scents, I've removed every air freshener in the house.

She can barely cook, she said everything is smelling.
Omo, e come be like say no be my house again.
Yesterday I went to look for kpomo by 12am
This life shaa 🤣
Legends in the house, na so e dey be

Sorry Bro! Lol

Back then, my wife was always craving watermelon

I stopped tht headache when the 2nd baby was on the way. I no gree for her

Reminderz:
I think this generation ladies have exaggerated the issue of "cravings" when it comes to pregnancy... it now seems like they are the first set of women to get pregnant... the men are now even the promoters of these stupid trends all in the name of stupid love... these low IQ lots using "pregnancy" as a means to ask for crazy stuff and do stupid things... if she asks for stupid stuff at 1am, she will be the one to get it herself... nonsense... women have been getting pregnant and giving birth since centuries, I don't even know what started this shit... and I guess social media is also one of the factors leading to the continuation of this "trend".

these generation females is nothing to write home about...

to slap the guy just dey hungry me. The fact he was exaggerating sef pissed me off. Fried mango, really

Tell her you will be doing DNA once she put to bed. The cravings will slow down.

Reminderz:
I think this generation ladies have exaggerated the issue of "cravings" when it comes to pregnancy... it now seems like they are the first set of women to get pregnant... the men are now even the promoters of these stupid trends all in the name of stupid love... these low IQ lots using "pregnancy" as a means to ask for crazy stuff and do stupid things... if she asks for stupid stuff at 1am, she will be the one to get it herself... nonsense... women have been getting pregnant and giving birth since centuries, I don't even know what started this shit... and I guess social media is also one of the factors leading to the continuation of this "trend".

these generation females is nothing to write home about...

Apt

Nicepoker:
Keep money for DNA very vital.

Lol... No issue na

TheFinesseKid:
to slap the guy just dey hungry me. The fact he was exaggerating sef pissed me off. Fried mango, really

Oga I said stuffs like that no mean say na fried mango. Be like u leave ur brain for 2023

dawnomike:
Sorry Bro! Lol

Back then, my wife was always craving watermelon

I stopped tht headache when the 2nd baby was on the way. I no gree for her

Boss this this is crazy oo I swaer

Fiscus105:
If you re not on hallucinations to make front page, I pray you won't turn Mumu just because ur girlfriend get pregnant, some people take advantage of every opportunity to control others,in as mush that pregnant woman needs to be taken care appropriately, she shouldn't turn herself to egg that nobody should touch, she is not the first person to be pregnant neither would she be the last.

Front page dey pay no??

Jayden001:
Oga I said stuffs like that no mean say na fried mango. Be like u leave ur brain for 2023

see who dey talk about brains? I'm not the slowpoke leaning the house at 12am in search of ponmo to please my incredibly daft gf. See as you begin 2024 with monumental stupidity.

Jayden001:
Boss this this is crazy oo I swaer

how old are you sef? Why do I feel like you're still a teenager or in your early twenties? You need to really develop that part of your brains

Fit be one stupid yahoo kid I dey try advice sef

Nicepoker:
Keep money for DNA very vital.

haahaha

Eazie351:
She allowed you to go out by 12am to look for ponmo? At where exactly cos this salt wey you dey sprinkle don dey plenty o

Lol baba how u take knw wetin dey my mind? This op the exaggerate this him torri no be small. Abi e want make the torri sweet?

TheFinesseKid:
how old are you sef? Why do I feel like you're still a teenager or in your early twenties? You need to really develop that part of your brains

Fit be one stupid yahoo kid I dey try advice sef

I just made a post and u jumped in, now u claim you are advising me. Who made u my special adviser? I can't remember asking you for that. You might as well refuse to give ur wife food, it's none of my fvcking business.
Quote me a million times, I won't reply u again. Peace!