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Re: My Girl's Crazy Cravings by Goodnewsforlife: 2:30pm On Jan 04
Jayden001:
To be a man no easy at all.
Aunty missed her period lately and from all indications she's pregnant.
But her cravings for seemingly impossible stuffs is just crazy.
She could ask for a fried mango or roasted watermelon grin
She's allergic to smells and scents, I've removed every air freshener in the house.

She can barely cook, she said everything is smelling.
Omo, e come be like say no be my house again.
Yesterday I went to look for kpomo by 12am grin
This life shaa 🤣
Legends in the house, na so e dey be
oga u go just kill your self before your time n she will later go n brag about how she dey stress her husband to her friend

There’s nothing like craving but a way to frustrate men so they can also feel d pain of pregnancy

So what if u travelled, will she b craving all those things?
What about security risk?

What if u get killed, won’t she live her life?

Dey mumu yourself thinking u are forming love

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Re: My Girl's Crazy Cravings by Chukwunonso1: 2:30pm On Jan 04
Reminderz:
I think this generation ladies have exaggerated the issue of "cravings" when it comes to pregnancy... it now seems like they are the first set of women to get pregnant... the men are now even the promoters of these stupid trends all in the name of stupid love... these low IQ lots using "pregnancy" as a means to ask for crazy stuff and do stupid things... if she asks for stupid stuff at 1am, she will be the one to get it herself... nonsense... women have been getting pregnant and giving birth since centuries, I don't even know what started this shit... and I guess social media is also one of the factors leading to the continuation of this "trend".

these generation females is nothing to write home about...


Too apt!

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Re: My Girl's Crazy Cravings by Watinhapen(m): 2:30pm On Jan 04
My wife is heavily pregnant and none of these cravings for what doesn’t exist. Most women intentionally ask for all those nonsense just to stress men. They’re drama queens. If they know that you will oblige them just be ready to get lions head for them.

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Re: My Girl's Crazy Cravings by gigabyte13: 2:31pm On Jan 04
U Neva see anything
U just dey start.........
You go soon go find fried and roaster salad come giver her.

My wife kukuma no say,
All those nonsense no concern me
She kukuma no dey try me with that
Her craving is constant, if it is mango it is mango till she delivers and l load mango full house for her.
Whatever it is, she get it in full
Which one be goat today, cat tomorrow, rat in the night

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Re: My Girl's Crazy Cravings by safarifarms(m): 2:32pm On Jan 04
Why is it that teenagers hiding pregnancies under their parents roofs never have all these crazy cravings?

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Re: My Girl's Crazy Cravings by nairalanda1(m): 2:33pm On Jan 04
Reminderz:
I think this generation ladies have exaggerated the issue of "cravings" when it comes to pregnancy... it now seems like they are the first set of women to get pregnant... the men are now even the promoters of these stupid trends all in the name of stupid love... these low IQ lots using "pregnancy" as a means to ask for crazy stuff and do stupid things... if she asks for stupid stuff at 1am, she will be the one to get it herself... nonsense... women have been getting pregnant and giving birth since centuries, I don't even know what started this shit... and I guess social media is also one of the factors leading to the continuation of this "trend".

these generation females is nothing to write home about...

Actually, cravings has been around in many African women from times past to times present.

Here is a quote from a study done a long time ago (1980's)

Most women craved for meat and sour and savoury foods, and would avoid rice, meat and fish. Soil consumption was the most common pica observed in most women and its consumption was considered a common culture among pregnant women. Similar observations have been by other researchers in Africa (Walker et al., 1985)

That's from a 1985 paper.

The reasons why women eat such funny food is because their body is undergoing changes induced by the hormones in the body

It has always been there. It is because the current generation of women is educated, has the internet , and can talk about it that old secrets are being flogged in the open.

(A fun anecdote from one doctor i knew..older doctor. He once treated a woman who in pregnancy developed a taste for the clay lining of her hut. Apparently it tasted teally good.)..

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Re: My Girl's Crazy Cravings by Goodnewsforlife: 2:33pm On Jan 04
Reminderz:
I think this generation ladies have exaggerated the issue of "cravings" when it comes to pregnancy... it now seems like they are the first set of women to get pregnant... the men are now even the promoters of these stupid trends all in the name of stupid love... these low IQ lots using "pregnancy" as a means to ask for crazy stuff and do stupid things... if she asks for stupid stuff at 1am, she will be the one to get it herself... nonsense... women have been getting pregnant and giving birth since centuries, I don't even know what started this shit... and I guess social media is also one of the factors leading to the continuation of this "trend".

these generation females is nothing to write home about...
God bless u

See the mumu op

D thing dey vex me self

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Re: My Girl's Crazy Cravings by doyin01: 2:34pm On Jan 04
intruder15:


You clearly don't have a child yet. When you are married and have your first child, we can then revisit this quote.

And people like me that have a child totally agree with him, so your logic is flawed...

And yeah he is right , the pregnancy cravings by these new generation ladies are exaggerated.....ask yourself, why is it that pregnant women who do not have a man with them don't talk about cravings?? Why is is that they suddenly experience cravings when their man is around?? Is it that the cravings only come up when their partner is around? ?? ? What about pregnant women with no man that took responsibility for the pregnancy, did heaven fall ??

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Re: My Girl's Crazy Cravings by nairalanda1(m): 2:34pm On Jan 04
Watinhapen:
My wife is heavily pregnant and none of these cravings for what doesn’t exist. Most women intentionally ask for all those nonsense just to stress men. They’re drama queens. If they know that you will oblige them just be ready to get lions head for them.

No, it happens in some pregnant women, not all. 50-90% of American women report some cravings while pregnant

Your wife is lucky. Then again, she may be eating a lot of sour foods recently.......

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Re: My Girl's Crazy Cravings by Quebec91(m): 2:35pm On Jan 04
I tell you man
. It's annoying
Reminderz:
I think this generation ladies have exaggerated the issue of "cravings" when it comes to pregnancy... it now seems like they are the first set of women to get pregnant... the men are now even the promoters of these stupid trends all in the name of stupid love... these low IQ lots using "pregnancy" as a means to ask for crazy stuff and do stupid things... if she asks for stupid stuff at 1am, she will be the one to get it herself... nonsense... women have been getting pregnant and giving birth since centuries, I don't even know what started this shit... and I guess social media is also one of the factors leading to the continuation of this "trend".

these generation females is nothing to write home about...

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Re: My Girl's Crazy Cravings by Lastmankc(m): 2:36pm On Jan 04
Jayden001:
To be a man no easy at all.
Aunty missed her period lately and from all indications she's pregnant.
But her cravings for seemingly impossible stuffs is just crazy.
She could ask for a fried mango or roasted watermelon grin
She's allergic to smells and scents, I've removed every air freshener in the house.

She can barely cook, she said everything is smelling.
Omo, e come be like say no be my house again.
Yesterday I went to look for kpomo by 12am grin
This life shaa 🤣
Legends in the house, na so e dey be
My mind is telling me that you frame up this story just to get mentions.Maybe you might have heard about pregnant women an their crayings.Thats why you cook this story up
Re: My Girl's Crazy Cravings by Maxtipulation(m): 2:36pm On Jan 04
Has she woken you up by 3:00am for you to help her massage her waist?
Re: My Girl's Crazy Cravings by Quebec91(m): 2:36pm On Jan 04
Your gf cravings is over exergerated, haba, you just said she missed her period which means ita only few weeks pregnancy haba, how come she kon dey crave crazily that much. 🙄😒
Jayden001:
To be a man no easy at all.
Aunty missed her period lately and from all indications she's pregnant.
But her cravings for seemingly impossible stuffs is just crazy.
She could ask for a fried mango or roasted watermelon grin
She's allergic to smells and scents, I've removed every air freshener in the house.

She can barely cook, she said everything is smelling.
Omo, e come be like say no be my house again.
Yesterday I went to look for kpomo by 12am grin
This life shaa 🤣
Legends in the house, na so e dey be
Re: My Girl's Crazy Cravings by nairalanda1(m): 2:37pm On Jan 04
franchasofficia:
No mind them.


As if those girls that got impregnated by fvckboys who absconded on hearing she is pregnant didn't deliver their own babies.



These modern ladies are using these simple guys they married to catch cruise.


I am happily married to one of the prettiest, hottest and classiest ladies on earth, and we have two amazing kids that look like Angels and there was never a time my wifey demanded for anything extraordinary in the name of pregnancy cravings. Most of these modern ladies forming pregnancy cravings nonsense are just acting movies to satisfy their selfish plans.



It seems these modern ladies know the kind of guys they put up those stupid pregnancy craving acting for, nonsense angry



If she wants us to take her soap opra acting more serious, let her tell you she feel like fvcking your mechanic or mai guard undecided



1.Your wife was probably one of the women who had zero cravings. However at least 50% of pregnant women would have some cravings.

2.Sometimes the craving is not something that the man needs to buy. It may be for soil, stones, clay, etc. Google 'pica'.

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Re: My Girl's Crazy Cravings by Babbyad: 2:37pm On Jan 04
Lolzzzz
FRANCISTOWN:


There is nothing to revisit. Every lady knows the kind of man they got married to.

You can only make a stupid person do stupid things, you can't make a wise man do stupid things. So, If you're stupid? They'll make you do stupid things.

Our mothers at ninth month still followed our fathers to the farm, though they wouldn't do nothing. But they would make our fathers meal and even head farm produce back to the house, yet the mortality rate at delivery was low, other than unknown sickle cell cases.

What of pregnant women whom husbands only come around twice every month due to work? What of pregnant women whom their partners disappeared on them? Who will they disturb with stupid cravings?
Their mother or father who is still probably angry at them?

I'll say it again. You can only make a stupid person do stupid things.

Pọnmọ at 12AM? It's like she wishes to be unfortunate.
Re: My Girl's Crazy Cravings by Nahunger(m): 2:38pm On Jan 04
Reminderz:
I think this generation ladies have exaggerated the issue of "cravings" when it comes to pregnancy... it now seems like they are the first set of women to get pregnant... the men are now even the promoters of these stupid trends all in the name of stupid love... these low IQ lots using "pregnancy" as a means to ask for crazy stuff and do stupid things... if she asks for stupid stuff at 1am, she will be the one to get it herself... nonsense... women have been getting pregnant and giving birth since centuries, I don't even know what started this shit... and I guess social media is also one of the factors leading to the continuation of this "trend".

these generation females is nothing to write home about...

And the op is definitely a capital SIMP 🤧

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Re: My Girl's Crazy Cravings by Kukutenla: 2:38pm On Jan 04
NAT0R:
Oga leave her, go knack another woman belle
grin grin grin
Abi o
Na dem sharpen am
Na dem com talk say no shoot
How can?🤷

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Re: My Girl's Crazy Cravings by Stephench: 2:38pm On Jan 04
Don't allow yourself to he manipulated by lazy females. A word is enough for the wise. If you like, no wise and keep simping. One day you go go land of the dead at 12 am to look for egg of life because she's the first person to get pregnant

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Re: My Girl's Crazy Cravings by qtx(m): 2:39pm On Jan 04
Jayden001:
To be a man no easy at all.
Aunty missed her period lately and from all indications she's pregnant.
But her cravings for seemingly impossible stuffs is just crazy.
She could ask for a fried mango or roasted watermelon grin
She's allergic to smells and scents, I've removed every air freshener in the house.

She can barely cook, she said everything is smelling.
Omo, e come be like say no be my house again.
Yesterday I went to look for kpomo by 12am grin
This life shaa 🤣
Legends in the house, na so e dey be
that is just a warm up,. Make u see wetin ur mama go through born you and you no go remember to call her every week to say "mummy, hope you are fine"
Re: My Girl's Crazy Cravings by Shezzman: 2:39pm On Jan 04
😂 lol
gigabyte13:
U Neva see anything
U just dey start.........
You go soon go find fried and roaster salad come giver her.

My wife kukuma no say,
All those nonsense no concern me
She kukuma no dey try me with that
Her craving is constant, if it is mango it is mango till she delivers and l load mango full house for her.
Whatever it is, she get it in full
Which one be goat today, cat tomorrow, rat in the night
Re: My Girl's Crazy Cravings by Goodnewsforlife: 2:40pm On Jan 04
TheFinesseKid:
see who dey talk about brains? I'm not the slowpoke leaning the house at 12am in search of ponmo to please my incredibly daft gf. See as you begin 2024 with monumental stupidity.
leave d mumu op

To him he believes it is love till he gets gunned down by thieves n the foolish girlfriend craving rubbish will start living a normal life once d mugu is gone

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Re: My Girl's Crazy Cravings by Kukutenla: 2:41pm On Jan 04
nairalanda1:




1.Your wife was probably one of the women who had zero cravings. However at least 50% of pregnant women would have some cravings.

2.Sometimes the craving is not something that the man needs to buy. It may be for soil, stones, clay, etc. Google 'pica'.
Really?
Your wife craved to eat soil, stones and clay?
Tell me more

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Re: My Girl's Crazy Cravings by fineboynl(m): 2:41pm On Jan 04
Too many weak generation nowadays. Mad women de get pregnant steady and gave birth all by themselves without any care, pampering or assistance or whatever. So you need to grow some senses

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Re: My Girl's Crazy Cravings by Komu1048(m): 2:42pm On Jan 04
Jayden001:
To be a man no easy at all.
Aunty missed her period lately and from all indications she's pregnant.
But her cravings for seemingly impossible stuffs is just crazy.
She could ask for a fried mango or roasted watermelon grin
She's allergic to smells and scents, I've removed every air freshener in the house.

She can barely cook, she said everything is smelling.
Omo, e come be like say no be my house again.
Yesterday I went to look for kpomo by 12am grin
This life shaa 🤣
Legends in the house, na so e dey be


Thank God I no get this kind girls, no b who sit down for aous with u? If u no comport urself n u dey form . I don carry bag travel on a business trip . Na ur behavior go determine when the trip go end

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Re: My Girl's Crazy Cravings by JordanMichael(m): 2:42pm On Jan 04
Well said 🫡
Reminderz:
I think this generation ladies have exaggerated the issue of "cravings" when it comes to pregnancy... it now seems like they are the first set of women to get pregnant... the men are now even the promoters of these stupid trends all in the name of stupid love... these low IQ lots using "pregnancy" as a means to ask for crazy stuff and do stupid things... if she asks for stupid stuff at 1am, she will be the one to get it herself... nonsense... women have been getting pregnant and giving birth since centuries, I don't even know what started this shit... and I guess social media is also one of the factors leading to the continuation of this "trend".

these generation females is nothing to write home about...

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Re: My Girl's Crazy Cravings by zoghys: 2:43pm On Jan 04
Reminderz:
I think this generation ladies have exaggerated the issue of "cravings" when it comes to pregnancy... it now seems like they are the first set of women to get pregnant... the men are now even the promoters of these stupid trends all in the name of stupid love... these low IQ lots using "pregnancy" as a means to ask for crazy stuff and do stupid things... if she asks for stupid stuff at 1am, she will be the one to get it herself... nonsense... women have been getting pregnant and giving birth since centuries, I don't even know what started this shit... and I guess social media is also one of the factors leading to the continuation of this "trend".

these generation females is nothing to write home about...

Guy chill small, para full your body ooo. Anyway, some ladies can actually blow things beyond proportion.
Re: My Girl's Crazy Cravings by advanceDNA: 2:43pm On Jan 04
nairalanda1:




1.Your wife was probably one of the women who had zero cravings. However at least 50% of pregnant women would have some cravings.

2.Sometimes the craving is not something that the man needs to buy. It may be for soil, stones, clay, etc. Google 'pica'.

In case u don't know....Google seff na scam sometimes oooo cool cool grin

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Re: My Girl's Crazy Cravings by masseratti: 2:44pm On Jan 04
How many months pregnant can she be to be having cravings, she just using your head abeg... Cravings can't start till like 4 months upward.

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Re: My Girl's Crazy Cravings by Jlow2: 2:45pm On Jan 04
Martinez39s:
Do fall for that nonsense and irrational mood swing. Tell her to behave and sit up. If you allow and normalise this nonsense, it will be your portion.
you re son of the soil,a true of of is father

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Re: My Girl's Crazy Cravings by Munzy14(m): 2:46pm On Jan 04
Jayden001:
To be a man no easy at all.
Aunty missed her period lately and from all indications she's pregnant.
But her cravings for seemingly impossible stuffs is just crazy.
She could ask for a fried mango or roasted watermelon grin
She's allergic to smells and scents, I've removed every air freshener in the house.

She can barely cook, she said everything is smelling.
Omo, e come be like say no be my house again.
Yesterday I went to look for kpomo by 12am grin
This life shaa 🤣
Legends in the house, na so e dey be
Lol
Re: My Girl's Crazy Cravings by Goodnewsforlife: 2:46pm On Jan 04
franchasofficia:
No mind them.


As if those girls that got impregnated by fvckboys who absconded on hearing she is pregnant didn't deliver their own babies.



These modern ladies are using these simple guys they married to catch cruise.


I am happily married to one of the prettiest, hottest and classiest ladies on earth, and we have two amazing kids that look like Angels and there was never a time my wifey demanded for anything extraordinary in the name of pregnancy cravings. Most of these modern ladies forming pregnancy cravings nonsense are just acting movies to satisfy their selfish plans.



It seems these modern ladies know the kind of guys they put up those stupid pregnancy craving acting for, nonsense angry



If she wants us to take her soap opra acting more serious, let her tell you she feel like fvcking your mechanic or mai guard undecided
God bless u

It seems the op is jobless, me wey go comot house by 7am, leave shop around 7pm n get back home around 8.30pm shey na me one girl go dey form craving for?

Me wey go don tire sote to sit down watch ball go b problem

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