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Jayden001:
To be a man no easy at all.
Aunty missed her period lately and from all indications she's pregnant.
But her cravings for seemingly impossible stuffs is just crazy.
She could ask for a fried mango or roasted watermelon
She's allergic to smells and scents, I've removed every air freshener in the house.

She can barely cook, she said everything is smelling.
Omo, e come be like say no be my house again.
Yesterday I went to look for kpomo by 12am
This life shaa 🤣
Legends in the house, na so e dey be

Medically, women who lack some minerals (mineral deficiencies) crave. You can read or find out more on this. If she lacks higher amount of iron, she can crave for weird things.

Let her see a qualified doctor.

Send her to either her mom or yours.
Then pay her a regular visit depending on the distance.
No be she first carry belle

Lol.i remb. My wife telling me the baby in womb is aks..for barbecue fish I told her tell baby say Dad no get money now we laughed over it. No do pass ur self

Jayden001:
E no funny oo I swear

you re the enabler, my wife wanted to do this but I told to get her act together that she is not the only one who is going to have a baby... Till aunty gave birth no more cravings, no more feeling of weakness whenever am around

E don cast..... E don cast..... You pple go just dey lie anyhow...... Where you see ponmo buy around 12am in Nigeria assuming you even manage to exit your compound as at that time cos u b mumu? Stop playing with readers intelligence in the name of creating content... Not every Facebook group post is suitable for a forum like this..... Abeg

nairalanda1:
Just giving out some knowledge. You don't have to accept it.

Knowledge?? Who ask you.... I too sabi dey worry you...
If u wife ask for sand and clay...give am naaaa....shebi its normal to u because of google

advanceDNA:
Knowledge?? Who ask you.... I took sabi dey worry you...
If u wife ask for sand and clay...give am naaaa....shebi its normal to u because of google

LOL...good afternoon.

Don't let birds build nest on thy cranium.

nairalanda1:
LOL...good afternoon.

Don't let birds build nest on thy cranium.

U never rest....
Google scholar...

advanceDNA:
U never rest....
Google scholar...

scrolab:
Just be gentle with her cos she fit shout on you unnecessarily at a point in time, it the mood. I also have one that am nursing now.

If u see shouting and wahala eh..

Chei..

E come be like say we dey fight

[quote author=Jayden001 post=127765602]To be a man no easy at all.
Aunty missed her period lately and from all indications she's pregnant.
But her cravings for seemingly impossible stuffs is just crazy.
She could ask for a fried mango or roasted watermelon
She's allergic to smells and scents, I've removed every air freshener in the house.

She can barely cook, she said everything is smelling.
Omo, e come be like say no be my house again.
Yesterday I went to look for kpomo by 12am
This life shaa

Jayden001:
To be a man no easy at all.
Aunty missed her period lately and from all indications she's pregnant.
But her cravings for seemingly impossible stuffs is just crazy.
She could ask for a fried mango or roasted watermelon
She's allergic to smells and scents, I've removed every air freshener in the house.

She can barely cook, she said everything is smelling.
Omo, e come be like say no be my house again.
Yesterday I went to look for kpomo by 12am
This life shaa 🤣
Legends in the house, na so e dey be

Brotherly, your history ain't adding up.

Jayden001:
To be a man no easy at all.
Aunty missed her period lately and from all indications she's pregnant.
But her cravings for seemingly impossible stuffs is just crazy.
She could ask for a fried mango or roasted watermelon
She's allergic to smells and scents, I've removed every air freshener in the house.

She can barely cook, she said everything is smelling.
Omo, e come be like say no be my house again.
Yesterday I went to look for kpomo by 12am
This life shaa 🤣
Legends in the house, na so e dey be

You will soon be sent to your neighbor's house to beg for Sunday morning akra or be asked to stop beg for party food on your way home.

Nicepoker:
Keep money for DNA very vital.

. You eh…
Very funny 😄.










You just made me smile 😃










Baddo

broda linus..

You go buy kpomo for 12am? shey na witch sell am give you?

Don't go that length for a woman

Na you wan do am, if you no send her she go calm down. The highest I did for my wife during her pregnancy period was buying pounded yam for her from nearby restaurant. No let them stress the hell out of you please. Some of them are dramatic about it.

HugeElephant:
haahaha

THAT YOUR PROFILE PICTURE IS SO DAMN FUNNY 😄.


THE MAN 👨 WAN FIGHT THE ELEPHANT 🐘 NI?



NAWA OOOO

FBIBOT:
E don cast..... E don cast..... You pple go just dey lie anyhow...... Where you see ponmo buy around 12am in Nigeria assuming you even manage to exit your compound as at that time cos u b mumu? Stop playing with readers intelligence in the name of creating content... Not every Facebook group post is suitable for a forum like this..... Abeg

It's possible bro. I remember many years back when I served in Sokoto state before insecurity became order of the day. I used to buy vegetables 11pm in the central market close to my house, I once got to Sokoto 12 am and still got cab to my house. It's possible bro

Reminderz:
I think this generation ladies have exaggerated the issue of "cravings" when it comes to pregnancy... it now seems like they are the first set of women to get pregnant... the men are now even the promoters of these stupid trends all in the name of stupid love... these low IQ lots using "pregnancy" as a means to ask for crazy stuff and do stupid things... if she asks for stupid stuff at 1am, she will be the one to get it herself... nonsense... women have been getting pregnant and giving birth since centuries, I don't even know what started this shit... and I guess social media is also one of the factors leading to the continuation of this "trend".

these generation females is nothing to write home about...

Don't mind that stupid guy that posted that nonsense.

Insane Cravings kii him dia

Nonsense

While it is true that women do have cravings during pregnancy and heightened sense of smell, "some" women use it as an avenue to control and make unnecessary demands from their spouse and it's not nice.

In the end, men try to attend to the cravings within your power and make her understand the ones you cannot attend to. I remember when my mum was pregnant for my brother, my dad and I take turns in preparing noodles or even heating up dinner left overs for her to eat almost every night for 4 months. Some of the attributes that make up a good marriage is tolerance, understanding and support.

LeeSmart:
Lol baba how u take knw wetin dey my mind? This op the exaggerate this him torri no be small. Abi e want make the torri sweet?

And where he go see ponmo buy at that ungodly hour..


What if in the process something negative happen to him?


Maybe OP was trying to be ironical

Reminderz:
I think this generation ladies have exaggerated the issue of "cravings" when it comes to pregnancy... it now seems like they are the first set of women to get pregnant... the men are now even the promoters of these stupid trends all in the name of stupid love... these low IQ lots using "pregnancy" as a means to ask for crazy stuff and do stupid things... if she asks for stupid stuff at 1am, she will be the one to get it herself... nonsense... women have been getting pregnant and giving birth since centuries, I don't even know what started this shit... and I guess social media is also one of the factors leading to the continuation of this "trend".

these generation females is nothing to write home about...

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Seriously..

If she had gotten pregnant in her father's house I will know if she will be sending her father to such errands in the name of CRAVING!!

Trust me there's nothing like craving. Women dey trick us like mumu just to follow trend and wicked their men. Funny set of people. Our Mothers would go to the farm, come home and cook, clean up the house with ease and go to the clinic to deliver and bouncing baby... All these Gen Z women are just out for something different.

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She dey use u my brother,, don't be a simp... No b she first get belle... Don't b a mumu nan

That year my girlfriend was preggy, she was eating snails like mad. She’ll travel miles just to buy snails and come and eat

Lies
Exaggeration

Meteng:
That year my girlfriend was preggy, she was eating snails like mad. She’ll travel miles just to buy snails and come and eat

But some said snail is not good for a preggy woman.

My woman ddnt eat it

May because na yoruba bliv sha

Reminderz:
I think this generation ladies have exaggerated the issue of "cravings" when it comes to pregnancy... it now seems like they are the first set of women to get pregnant... the men are now even the promoters of these stupid trends all in the name of stupid love... these low IQ lots using "pregnancy" as a means to ask for crazy stuff and do stupid things... if she asks for stupid stuff at 1am, she will be the one to get it herself... nonsense... women have been getting pregnant and giving birth since centuries, I don't even know what started this shit... and I guess social media is also one of the factors leading to the continuation of this "trend".

these generation females is nothing to write home about...

Painfully true!

Reminderz:
I think this generation ladies have exaggerated the issue of "cravings" when it comes to pregnancy... it now seems like they are the first set of women to get pregnant... the men are now even the promoters of these stupid trends all in the name of stupid love... these low IQ lots using "pregnancy" as a means to ask for crazy stuff and do stupid things... if she asks for stupid stuff at 1am, she will be the one to get it herself... nonsense... women have been getting pregnant and giving birth since centuries, I don't even know what started this shit... and I guess social media is also one of the factors leading to the continuation of this "trend".

these generation females is nothing to write home about...

Indeed... Well said.

mkoabiola:
But some said snail is not good for a preggy woman.

My woman ddnt eat it

May because na yoruba bliv sha

I no know o, my brother. I wasn’t even around when she was pregnant. Na gist she gist me later

scrolab:
Just be gentle with her cos she fit shout on you unnecessarily at a point in time, it the mood. I also have one that am nursing now.

rubish....it is all intentional one slap will bring her to her senses....