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Re: Mercedes Benz Thread by Ivan18888888888: 9:45am On Jan 21
Hey everyone!
Pls I recently installed a tracking device in my car, but I've been noticing a burnt smell anytime I’m driving, especially in the morning and when I have my window down.


Has anyone else experienced something similar or have any idea what could be causing it?
Re: Mercedes Benz Thread by Ivan18888888888: 9:49am On Jan 21
Ivan18888888888:
Hey everyone!
Pls I recently installed a tracking device in my car, but I've been noticing a burnt smell anytime I’m driving, especially in the morning and when I have my window down.


Has anyone else experienced something similar or have any idea what could be causing it?
Any suggestions or input would be greatly appreciated!
Re: Mercedes Benz Thread by Kingdemu: 11:12am On Jan 21
Ivan18888888888:
Hey everyone!
Pls I recently installed a tracking device in my car, but I've been noticing a burnt smell anytime I’m driving, especially in the morning and when I have my window down.


Has anyone else experienced something similar or have any idea what could be causing it?
Something is definitely burning. Get an electrician to figure it out ASAP.
Re: Mercedes Benz Thread by Samueltemi337(m): 12:12pm On Jan 21
OfficialDJ:
This foolish retarded gay with a burnt vagina? grin


You'd better sell that disjointed jalopy before you get roasted to ashes..

No RIP to waste for a foolish discombobulated jejune grin grin


I was in the waters for a month plus, and I'm back on....


Your daddy's back...
OfficialDJ is back

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Re: Mercedes Benz Thread by shagamite: 4:39pm On Jan 21
About my e320 sbc issue, the brake is bad finally now and is parked like a week. I had a brake master come check it today, he said he can make it work, that he's done one b4 and would possibly make it use master and servo, well he said Tuesday he will kom pick it up to his workshop. I go dey update una sha. The guy with the radiator tank up there , u no get wahala oo that hole u found there is like that with mine too.

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Re: Mercedes Benz Thread by Kingdemu: 5:31pm On Jan 21
OfficialDJ:
This foolish retarded gay with a burnt vagina? grin


You'd better sell that disjointed jalopy before you get roasted to ashes..

No RIP to waste for a foolish discombobulated jejune grin grin


I was in the waters for a month plus, and I'm back on....


Your daddy's back...
cheesy cheesy cheesy

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Re: Mercedes Benz Thread by Ivan18888888888: 6:22am On Jan 22
OfficialDJ:
This foolish retarded gay with a burnt vagina? grin


You'd better sell that disjointed jalopy before you get roasted to ashes..

No RIP to waste for a foolish discombobulated jejune grin grin


I was in the waters for a month plus, and I'm back on....


Your daddy's back...
still better, for crying out loud! Way better than that your old / iron condemned , rusted metal you salvaged from a refuse site.

And, I see you finally came back , after scamming some poor innocent souls out of 50k, once again.





Oloshi cheap 50k local nairaland scammer 🤣😂

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Re: Mercedes Benz Thread by OfficialDJ: 7:32am On Jan 22
Ivan18888888888:

still better, for crying out loud! Way better than that your old / iron condemned , rusted metal you salvaged from a refuse site.

And, I see you finally came back , after scamming some poor innocent souls out of 50k, once again.





cheap 50k local nairaland scammer 🤣😂
I expected you to be better with disses after such a long timeout.. cheesy

Stop boring me with unintelligent ramblings a 5 year old will struggle to comprehend. angry

You better sell that nonsense jalopy you call a car that they've used as a burnt sacrifice in your family. grin grin

Else, that contraption will explode with you in it, and what a terrible way to die just like your father who died falling from a palm wine tree breaking his tiny discombobulated neck...
Sad sad tale of a family riddled with dysfunctional curses grin

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Re: Mercedes Benz Thread by VJSMILESS: 8:54am On Jan 22
OfficialDJ:
I expected you to be better with disses after such a long timeout.. cheesy

Stop boring me with unintelligent ramblings a 5 year old will grin ;Dstruggle to comprehend. angry

You better sell that nonsense jalopy you call a car that they've used as a burnt sacrifice in your family. grin grin

Else, that contraption will explode with you in it, and what a terrible way to die just like your father who died falling from a palm wine tree breaking his tiny discombobulated neck...
Sad sad tale of a family riddled with dysfunctional curses grin
Gentlemen, the vawulence is here again
This guy

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Re: Mercedes Benz Thread by Ivan18888888888: 11:09am On Jan 22
OfficialDJ:
I expected you to be better with disses after such a long timeout.. cheesy

Stop boring me with unintelligent ramblings a 5 year old will struggle to comprehend. angry

You better sell that nonsense jalopy you call a car that they've used as a burnt sacrifice in your family. grin grin

Else, that contraption will explode with you in it, and what a terrible way to die just like your father who died falling from a palm wine tree breaking his tiny discombobulated neck...
Sad sad tale of a family riddled with dysfunctional curses grin

And Who said yours were any better with your primary six year old insults!


But needless to say , You and I know I'm still far far superior than your father that has a tiny reproductive organ and had to tie didlo around his waist to f.uck your mum


Plus also had to consistently masturbate into a ragolis bottle every single day of his life over the course of 10 years, just to re-produced you and your wretched siblings
Re: Mercedes Benz Thread by Ivan18888888888: 12:11pm On Jan 22
The issue was actually the old and expired rear differential oil, which I changed. Now, there's no more burnt smell."
Re: Mercedes Benz Thread by Ivan18888888888: 12:12pm On Jan 22
Turns out it was the rear differential oil that was bad and expired
so I replaced it. Now, there's no more burnt smell anymore .

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Re: Mercedes Benz Thread by OfficialDJ: 9:15am On Jan 23
Ivan18888888888:
The issue was actually the old and expired rear differential oil, which I changed. Now, there's no more burnt smell."
This foolish retarded hermaphrodite had better sell that 40 year old archaic junk box before it pushes you to the same death your father died grin

Tell your mother she should come over as I heard she was masturbating with a pestle while I was away.
Awww. Poor thing.. grin grin

And tell the smelly old hag to buy deodorants and sprays while coming so she doesn't dilute my house with her terribly dangerous body odor....
On the flip side - she's got a good kitten, albeit a VERY dirty one, so I'll manage grin grin

You're obviously an evidence that God has a sense of humor.
Because....
grin grin grin

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Re: Mercedes Benz Thread by OfficialDJ: 9:18am On Jan 23
Ivan18888888888:
Turns out it was the rear differential oil that was bad and expired
so I replaced it. Now, there's no more burnt smell anymore .
you better sell that disjointed and discombulated jalopy before it leads you to an early grave grin

At least dying naturally and decomposing as manure for the soil is better than being roasted and cremated..

grin

This bleached albino gay with a burnt vagi.na...
Eeeew... grin

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Re: Mercedes Benz Thread by vivalavida(m): 10:11am On Jan 23
OfficialDJ:
you better sell that disjointed and discombulated jalopy before it leads you to an early grave grin

At least dying naturally and decomposing as manure for the soil is better than being roasted and cremated..

grin

This bleached albino gay with a burnt vagi.na...
Eeeew... grin

Kai, your mouth no good oga. Hàba.

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Re: Mercedes Benz Thread by Ivan18888888888: 10:16am On Jan 23
OfficialDJ:
This foolish retarded hermaphrodite had better sell that 40 year old archaic junk box before it pushes you to the same death your father died grin

Tell your mother she should come over as I heard she was masturbating with a pestle while I was away.
Awww. Poor thing.. grin grin

And tell the smelly old hag to buy deodorants and sprays while coming so she doesn't dilute my house with her terribly dangerous body odor....
On the flip side - she's got a good kitten, albeit a VERY dirty one, so I'll manage grin grin

You're obviously an evidence that God has a sense of humor.
Because....
grin grin grin

Lizard 🦎

You Dey fear to respond to my main message self ?
Thank God you finally realized that we're not on the same level.





Message——
“And Who said you were any better with your primary six year old insults!


But needless to say , You and I know I'm still far far superior than your father that has a tiny reproductive organ and has to tie didlo around his waist to f.uck your mum


Plus had to consistently masturbate into a ragolis bottle every single day of his life over the course of 10 years, just to re-produced you and your wretched siblings
Re: Mercedes Benz Thread by VJSMILESS: 10:36am On Jan 23
OfficialDJ:
This foolish retarded hermaphrodite had better sell that 40 year old archaic junk box before it pushes you to the same death your father died grin

Tell your mother she should come over as I heard she was masturbating with a pestle while I was away.
Awww. Poor thing
.. grin grin

And tell the smelly old hag to buy deodorants and sprays while coming so she doesn't dilute my house with her terribly dangerous body odor....
On the flip side - she's got a good kitten, albeit a VERY dirty one, so I'll manage grin grin

You're obviously an evidence that God has a sense of humor.
Because....
grin grin grin
grin grin
Re: Mercedes Benz Thread by Ivan18888888888: 11:00am On Jan 23
OfficialDJ:
This foolish retarded hermaphrodite had better sell that 40 year old archaic junk box before it pushes you to the same death your father died grin

Tell your mother she should come over as I heard she was masturbating with a pestle while I was away.
Awww. Poor thing.. grin grin

And tell the smelly old hag to buy deodorants and sprays while coming so she doesn't dilute my house with her terribly dangerous body odor....
On the flip side - she's got a good kitten, albeit a VERY dirty one, so I'll manage grin grin

You're obviously an evidence that God has a sense of humor.
Because....
grin grin grin

insult sound like Primary 5 years old child as usual! 😂


Just as I fucking excepted , I can see you already starting to feel like you're on top of the world after writing out this pile of nonsense that almost gave me brain seizure ."

Assuming I knew you in person , I would have traded you for a plate of beans and bread for my dog .or maybe Have those nairalanders you have scammed tied you up to a tree and insert a pin into the tip of that your micro penis.

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Re: Mercedes Benz Thread by ariesbull: 10:51pm On Jan 23
cbrass:
Hello,what could be wrong. My E320 w211 won't start, I drove somewhere today and everything was fine on my for me to enter my car to leave and the car starts rolling as if there is no petrol inside. I poured like 8liters inside but the car won't start, initially it was doing like it was going to start but the *slow* was so weak and it later went of since then it just rolls and nothing happens,so I just parked the car there so as not to kill the battery. Please what could be wrong..can it be spark plug issue?
crank position sensor...it happened in my ML ....it's a sensor that help the car to crank
Re: Mercedes Benz Thread by ariesbull: 10:59pm On Jan 23
searchng4love:

Find a 4 cylinder m111 engine to buy. C200 or C180 or C230 kompressor leave that particular engine alone. Replacement is above a million naira.
that car uses the engine of ML 320 and it's not expensive
Re: Mercedes Benz Thread by leTrizzle: 2:14am On Jan 24
ariesbull:
that car uses the engine of ML 320 and it's not expensive
C230 is not the same as C320. C230 has the M272 engine while the C320 has the M112 engine same as the ML320.

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Re: Mercedes Benz Thread by ariesbull: 8:17am On Jan 24
leTrizzle:

C230 is not the same as C320. C230 has the M272 engine while the C320 has the M112 engine same as the ML320.
ok
Re: Mercedes Benz Thread by Asquare84(m): 8:28am On Jan 24
shagamite:
About my e320 sbc issue, the brake is bad finally now and is parked like a week. I had a brake master come check it today, he said he can make it work, that he's done one b4 and would possibly make it use master and servo, well he said Tuesday he will kom pick it up to his workshop. I go dey update una sha. The guy with the radiator tank up there , u no get wahala oo that hole u found there is like that with mine too.
Update us about the SBC issue
Re: Mercedes Benz Thread by shagamite: 7:04am On Jan 25
Asquare84:
Update us about the SBC issue
Sure, he's still on it.
Re: Mercedes Benz Thread by shagamite: 8:02pm On Jan 25
shagamite:

Sure, he's still on it.

UPDATE!!!
On the W211 E320 SBC stuff.
This evening the brake guy called me to come check the car and took me on a test drive on the highway, sped and apply brake the response was great, brakes well that I heard the screeching sound as he smashed it and release quickly nd I smiled lol. He told me he's finishing the job tomorrow(some wheels still needs work on and of course the red light on the dash still appears with the beep sound, hopefully when he finishes it'll stop or else using it that way)so I can pick. He assured me I need not worry about sbc no more , u get like e don be normal standard brake with every car that's converted . Anyways when I get the car and drive like a week or two then I'll give una feedback again.

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Re: Mercedes Benz Thread by Ivan18888888888: 3:55am On Jan 28
Kingdemu:
cheesy cheesy cheesy

You obviously won't get tired of creating new alternate monikers to masturbate with..

Only 5 posts since creation.. all other post wanking off to its owner's sub- accounts

At this point , You should be shot dead and your corpse labeled “cheap 50k local nairaland scammer” 😝 ,

and should be put on display on here too .

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Re: Mercedes Benz Thread by Kingdemu: 6:15am On Jan 28
Ivan18888888888:


You obviously won't get tired of creating new alternate monikers to masturbate with..

Only 5 posts since creation.. all other post wanking off to its owner's sub- accounts

At this point , You should be shot dead and your corpse labeled “cheap 50k local nairaland scammer” 😝 ,

and should be put on display on here too .



You're drunk again, huh? cheesy That's why I keep saying you're a novice on CarTalk. People go dey laugh you cos I'm well known here..This monicker sef old pass your own, and over 2 thousand posts is what suddenly turned 5 posts in your brain. Easy on the alcohol, mate. cheesy cheesy
Re: Mercedes Benz Thread by Ivan18888888888: 2:58pm On Jan 30
Posted this a while ago on car section ————————————————————————-


I really had the craziest experience with this mechanic named Tayo the other day. So here what happened ; I call this dude up to help fix my back shock absorber because he had already worked on my front shocks a few weeks ago.,
meanwhile, prior to when I fixed my front shock he already told me the back shocks would cost 60 thousand naira , so on calling him that faithful day , we talk for a little while and I agreed on sending him the 60k right away, so he can go on to do my job really fast .
so after like 30 mins later after sending him the money, this dude called me saying the shocks were no longer 60k rather it was 95k, he was like “ oga dollar done go up” well the dollar has made the price skyrocket. he said even the front shocks we bought for 100k is now over 160k
I was like, "What the hell?" But eventually, I agreed to send him 35k. So after I send him all the money ,I also told him I'd be at his workshop in 30 minutes to an hour time, so he could start working on taking out my shocks.

So fast forward to after I got to Tayo's workshop. I arrived around exactly 9:30 am in the morning and had to wait for about an hour before they started working on removing the shocks. while they were loosening the shocks, Tayo tells me that he never order the shock in the first place! He wanted to check my bushing to see if it was alright before ordering everything together. I was like, "Okay, fine." So, after about 2 hours, they finally took out the shock and bushing. guess what ? just like I Expected, Tayo tells me that my bushing is bad and it'll cost me an extra 25k to replace it. I agreed to send him the money to order both the shock and the bushing .


So, about an hour later, I asked Tayo if he had managed to order the parts. He said yes !! but they were looking for a bike to transport them. Apparently, the bike they had in mind was busy delivering some other goods at Mile 2 . After a while, I went back to Tayo for an update, but he was just beating around the bush. Finally, he said they found a bike, but it was charging a certain amount. He offered to cover that cost, as he usually helps his customers out. You know what funny? Even if he had asked me to pay, I would've been fine with it. I have no problem with that. So, after another two hours again, I met up with him again, and guess what he said this time ? The bike never call me Oga! I was like, "Dude, you just told me you found a bike. How come it never called you?" I was so confused and felt really bad. At that point, I decided to let him do whatever he chooses to do.

Now here is where things got really bad and took a turn for the worse. After waiting for another extra 2-3 hours again, I noticed the mechanic holding two of my shocks. He was removing some parts and instructed one of his boys to put a battery into his car, giving the impression that he was about to take the shocks elsewhere. This whole time, I was sitting in his workshop, feeling aggravated and at the same time concerned about where he could possibly be going with my loosened shocks. As I sat in his workshop , for more and more minutes , various thoughts raced through my big head. I found myself wondering where he could possibly be going with the loosened shocks. I hoped that he wouldn't take them somewhere-else to spray them. While at the same time, a part of me urged me to wait and see what would happen, and another part of me believed that it would be better to approach him proactively. After all, prevention is always better than having to deal with a problem later. Determined, I made up my mind, telling myself, "Alright, I'm going to meet with him and confront this idiot to clear things up."



I approached him and asked, "Hey, Na where you dey go? Where are you taking my shock to ?" He admitted that he intended to take both shocks along “not just one oooooo, but two of them” in order to use them as prototypes and find a nearby place where he could purchase them. . This confused me even further, because he had previously stated that good spare parts for Mercedes couldn't be found in this area. I questioned him, saying, "But wait, nor be you talk say person dey come from the trade fair? So Why then are you changing plans even without informing me? It's important to be transparent , Remember ?

I kept expressing my frustration, saying, "So you changed your plans without informing me ? , even though I'm right here with you?" He responded with this aggressive words, going on about how it wasn't my concern and that he would do the job whether I was present or not, regardless of whether he communicated with me. I couldn't even believe what I was hearing. I reminded him, "This is my car we're talking about right ?, and to matter worst I'm sitting right next to you, not like I am absent or something." His reply shocked me even further as he stated, "It's none of your business Oga." At that moment, it occurred to me that he might be under the influence of drugs or Maybe dis guy hide enta one beer-pallor go drink ogorogo.

To be continued……….. tired of typing abeg
Re: Mercedes Benz Thread by Kingdemu: 11:54pm On Jan 30
Ivan18888888888:
Posted this a while ago on car section ————————————————————————-


I really had the craziest experience with this mechanic named Tayo the other day. So here what happened ; I call this dude up to help fix my back shock absorber because he had already worked on my front shocks a few weeks ago.,
meanwhile, prior to when I fixed my front shock he already told me the back shocks would cost 60 thousand naira , so on calling him that faithful day , we talk for a little while and I agreed on sending him the 60k right away, so he can go on to do my job really fast .
so after like 30 mins later after sending him the money, this dude called me saying the shocks were no longer 60k rather it was 95k, he was like “ oga dollar done go up” well the dollar has made the price skyrocket. he said even the front shocks we bought for 100k is now over 160k
I was like, "What the hell?" But eventually, I agreed to send him 35k. So after I send him all the money ,I also told him I'd be at his workshop in 30 minutes to an hour time, so he could start working on taking out my shocks.

So fast forward to after I got to Tayo's workshop. I arrived around exactly 9:30 am in the morning and had to wait for about an hour before they started working on removing the shocks. while they were loosening the shocks, Tayo tells me that he never order the shock in the first place! He wanted to check my bushing to see if it was alright before ordering everything together. I was like, "Okay, fine." So, after about 2 hours, they finally took out the shock and bushing. guess what ? just like I Expected, Tayo tells me that my bushing is bad and it'll cost me an extra 25k to replace it. I agreed to send him the money to order both the shock and the bushing .


So, about an hour later, I asked Tayo if he had managed to order the parts. He said yes !! but they were looking for a bike to transport them. Apparently, the bike they had in mind was busy delivering some other goods at Mile 2 . After a while, I went back to Tayo for an update, but he was just beating around the bush. Finally, he said they found a bike, but it was charging a certain amount. He offered to cover that cost, as he usually helps his customers out. You know what funny? Even if he had asked me to pay, I would've been fine with it. I have no problem with that. So, after another two hours again, I met up with him again, and guess what he said this time ? The bike never call me Oga! I was like, "Dude, you just told me you found a bike. How come it never called you?" I was so confused and felt really bad. At that point, I decided to let him do whatever he chooses to do.

Now here is where things got really bad and took a turn for the worse. After waiting for another extra 2-3 hours again, I noticed the mechanic holding two of my shocks. He was removing some parts and instructed one of his boys to put a battery into his car, giving the impression that he was about to take the shocks elsewhere. This whole time, I was sitting in his workshop, feeling aggravated and at the same time concerned about where he could possibly be going with my loosened shocks. As I sat in his workshop , for more and more minutes , various thoughts raced through my big head. I found myself wondering where he could possibly be going with the loosened shocks. I hoped that he wouldn't take them somewhere-else to spray them. While at the same time, a part of me urged me to wait and see what would happen, and another part of me believed that it would be better to approach him proactively. After all, prevention is always better than having to deal with a problem later. Determined, I made up my mind, telling myself, "Alright, I'm going to meet with him and confront this idiot to clear things up."



I approached him and asked, "Hey, Na where you dey go? Where are you taking my shock to ?" He admitted that he intended to take both shocks along “not just one oooooo, but two of them” in order to use them as prototypes and find a nearby place where he could purchase them. . This confused me even further, because he had previously stated that good spare parts for Mercedes couldn't be found in this area. I questioned him, saying, "But wait, nor be you talk say person dey come from the trade fair? So Why then are you changing plans even without informing me? It's important to be transparent , Remember ?

I kept expressing my frustration, saying, "So you changed your plans without informing me ? , even though I'm right here with you?" He responded with this aggressive words, going on about how it wasn't my concern and that he would do the job whether I was present or not, regardless of whether he communicated with me. I couldn't even believe what I was hearing. I reminded him, "This is my car we're talking about right ?, and to matter worst I'm sitting right next to you, not like I am absent or something." His reply shocked me even further as he stated, "It's none of your business Oga." At that moment, it occurred to me that he might be under the influence of drugs or Maybe dis guy hide enta one beer-pallor go drink ogorogo.

To be continued……….. tired of typing abeg
Type no further, sir. It's clear that you're more stewpid than the mechanic.

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Re: Mercedes Benz Thread by Ivan18888888888: 6:16am On Jan 31
Kingdemu:
Type no further, sir. It's clear that you're more stewpid than the mechanic.

Like your prostitute mother right ?
Meanwhile have you eaten her freshly made pussy maggots today ?
Re: Mercedes Benz Thread by vivalavida(m): 8:23am On Jan 31
Na big boys dey drive benz. But the benz section on nairaland car talk has turned out to be the most toxic of all car groups. Everyone here should take a chill pill and calm down.

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