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I'm Hungry — I Need Food [Picture] by iLegendd(m): 6:47pm On Feb 20

Since morning, I have been trading crypto. I have been in bed till now.

I have been longing and shorting the market from multiple exchanges and still can't get enough. 90% trades are in profit, but greed won't let me stop. I guess it's cuz I have a strategy that works 80%+ of the time.

Whenever I'm over trading, I watch Tiktok videos or YouTube to distract myself from the market. I have not eaten, yet I'm not hunger. The is how ulcer starts. I need to eat something.

I need to go out and restock the house since I'm afraid of calling these girls that usually help me because they inflate prices beyond current market price.

So, who will dash me money to go buy food before hunger kill me here? Na beg I dey beg, country hard.

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Re: I'm Hungry — I Need Food [Picture] by iLegendd(m): 6:48pm On Feb 20

By the way, which of the blow centralized future trading exchanges do you use or prefer?

Re: I'm Hungry — I Need Food [Picture] by EreluRoz: 6:53pm On Feb 20

Get married already, ain't you tired of your single life and frolicking with different women of easy virtue? undecided

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Re: I'm Hungry — I Need Food [Picture] by SuperOnyi: 6:54pm On Feb 20

Drop your account for 1k, boss. Go and eat something because I need people like you strong and healthy in the new country the Supreme Being will use me to create.

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Re: I'm Hungry — I Need Food [Picture] by Dexy4yah(m): 6:57pm On Feb 20

EreluRoz:
Get married already, ain't you tired of your single life and frolicking with different women of easy virtue?

Lol this girl

Re: I'm Hungry — I Need Food [Picture] by SUPERPACK: 7:04pm On Feb 20

Come and marry my house help she will take care of all your needs including those of za oza room too.

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Re: I'm Hungry — I Need Food [Picture] by Kalatium(m): 7:35pm On Feb 20

Pure joblessness cool

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Re: I'm Hungry — I Need Food [Picture] by Realtord43: 7:35pm On Feb 20

iLegendd:
By the way, which of the blow centralized future trading exchanges do you use or prefer?

I will really need to learn this cryto from you but i dont really have a good phone to start with nor the available fund.
as soon i can gather something to start with, you will be my coach even if am gona paid for it.

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Re: I'm Hungry — I Need Food [Picture] by Prayfortheworld: 9:01pm On Feb 20

iLegendd:
By the way, which of the blow centralized future trading exchanges do you use or prefer?

I love kucion and bybit

Re: I'm Hungry — I Need Food [Picture] by iLegendd(m): 9:04pm On Feb 20

As God may have it, someone dashed me money and I went to the market. Something funny happened. Everything is cheap at the market. This is not an irony. I'll explain.

Typing...

Re: I'm Hungry — I Need Food [Picture] by Dundalk(m): 9:04pm On Feb 20

Re: I'm Hungry — I Need Food [Picture] by iLegendd(m): 9:11pm On Feb 20

Kalatium:
Pure joblessness

Exactly, my brother! With monthly income while you sleep for the rest of your life. This is the kind of life every wise man deserves, not slaving day and night for the rest of his life just to eat, else, he becomes depressed.

Some people work smart to earn their joblessness title while some work hard and wake at 5 AM everyday just to serve someone before they could afford what to eat.

A lot of Nigerians would love my kind of joblessness. But why do you people love job so much. What do you gain from it?

Maybe, the word jobless is an insult that refers to broke and no one wants to be seen as poor, hence they love jobs, instead of creating it themselves or doing things that'll generate them money while they sleep.

Honestly, why una love job like that? And love having the title: Working class

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Re: I'm Hungry — I Need Food [Picture] by iLegendd(m): 9:12pm On Feb 20

EreluRoz:
Get married already, ain't you tired of your single life and frolicking with different women of easy virtue?

You wish.

Re: I'm Hungry — I Need Food [Picture] by iLegendd(m): 9:13pm On Feb 20

SuperOnyi:

Drop your account for 1k, boss. Go and eat something because I need people like you strong and healthy in the new country the Supreme Being will use me to create.

Thanks for the Dollars you sent me. I have bought all I needed. I appreciate.

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Re: I'm Hungry — I Need Food [Picture] by Dundalk(m): 9:13pm On Feb 20

iLegendd:
Exactly, my brother! With monthly income while you sleep for the rest of your life. This is the kind of life every wise man deserves, not slaving day and night for the rest of his life just to eat, else, he becomes depressed.

Some people work smart to earn their joblessness title while some work hard and wake at 5 AM everyday just to serve someone before they could afford what to eat.

A lot of Nigerians would love my kind of joblessness. But why do you people love job so much. What you gain from it?

exactly.. This is what 70% people are doing right now..

Anything for me boss

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Re: I'm Hungry — I Need Food [Picture] by iLegendd(m): 9:14pm On Feb 20

SUPERPACK:
Come and marry my house help she will take care of all your needs including those of za oza room too.

Definitely! On my way.

Re: I'm Hungry — I Need Food [Picture] by iLegendd(m): 9:15pm On Feb 20

Prayfortheworld:

I love kucion and bybit

I hardly use my Kucoin, but use it when the coin in not in other exchanges.

Re: I'm Hungry — I Need Food [Picture] by Adeoye11(m): 9:41pm On Feb 20

iLegendd:

So, who will dash me money to go buy food before hunger kill me here? Na beg I dey beg, country hard.

Make I give ogaboss1k??
You go still buy bread with m.
Oya send aza

Re: I'm Hungry — I Need Food [Picture] by iLegendd(m): 10:04pm On Feb 20

Honestly, things are way cheaper now. Looks like I'm going to start supporting APC, especially Tinubu. If it was during Buhari's era, all these things I bought would've been $60-100, but under Tinubu, it's just $28.5

Indomie Superpack is just 12.5k. Custard of beans is just a little above 4k. Rice a little above 6k. Crate of egg, a little above 4k. Tomato, a little above 6k, etc. Frankly, things are cheaper now.

If I give this $28.5 to my guy in Europe, he won't be able to buy all these things. Last time he told me he bought a tuber of small yam for €17 or thereabout. So, you people should respect Tinubu. cheesy

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Re: I'm Hungry — I Need Food [Picture] by Dundalk(m): 10:07pm On Feb 20

iLegendd:
Honestly, things are way cheaper now. Looks like I'm going to start supporting APC, especially Tinubu. If it was during Buhari's era, all these things I bought would've been $60-100, but under Tinubu, it's just $29.

Re: I'm Hungry — I Need Food [Picture] by iLegendd(m): 10:07pm On Feb 20

I don't like sugar or sweet food, but hunger has made me to take chocolate, Fanta, and peak yogurt. No energy to cook this soap I have already bought everything for.

So, lemme just make due with soft drink and bread even though I hate bread.

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Re: I'm Hungry — I Need Food [Picture] by iLegendd(m): 10:29pm On Feb 20

Mehn, no energy to type the full story.

The highlight is, this fine girl was just stealing glances, but scared to approach. I thought women aren't scared for rejection.

Also, this gay guy I bought foodstuff from his sister's shop tracked me to where I went to buy Milo, Peak, and detergent because I asked him for location. He thought I was new in town.

Tall, fine guy for that matter. From the moment I saw him carrying his sister's baby and his subtle feminine hand swing, I knew I was surrounded by angel Gaybriel.

Tracking me to another shop? Damn! You got balls. So gays are becoming this confident? This my pink lips go put me for trouble one day.

He was a little nervous though, but tried his best to control his fidgeting. As a guy man, I give am bag to carry for me. cheesy

He said he's into fashion and if I have anything to sew and blah blah blah. He started using pickup lines on me by seeking for an advice so that I'll be the one talk.

Where I wanted to buy catfish, we stopped and the woman said 2k. Before I knew it, he has already bargained 1.5k for me. See me see trouble. This one has become my wife already.

He said when he gets a bigger phone, he'll chat me up and would love to come see me. shocked

I gave him my phone to type his number because I knew that was where he was driving to. Body just dey sweet am.

When he wanted to dial it, I took the phone and said, "No, this line is for browsing alone. My main line is at home and I'll call you with it when I get back."

His name is Praise. If you're gay, I can give you using number. Tall, fair, feminine, and handsome. I wanted to take a picture with him, but changed my mind. Women have lost this fine guy.

Market women are just making calls 24/7 to confirm current price of everything so they can increase theirs. No one is ever reducing. The call is always to increase. Noodles I almost bought for 12.2k. Just a 20 seconds call, it turned to 12.5k.

See as body dey sweet them as dem dey count money dey sweat anyhow for market. cheesy

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Re: I'm Hungry — I Need Food [Picture] by iLegendd(m): 10:43pm On Feb 20

Adeoye11:

Make I give ogaboss1k??
You go still buy bread with m.
Oya send aza

Lol

I'm typing it, but my fingers keep deleting it.

Re: I'm Hungry — I Need Food [Picture] by iLegendd(m): 10:45pm On Feb 20

Nigerians will just read the part I said, "Things are cheap now." And start shaking their heads as they look for a way to catch me and give me a beating of my life. cheesy

Una never see anything.

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Re: I'm Hungry — I Need Food [Picture] by iLegendd(m): 10:57pm On Feb 20

Looks like Binance has paused P2P trading to help in stopping the black market from pushing for 2000/$. Or it may be maintenance though.

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Re: I'm Hungry — I Need Food [Picture] by SuperOnyi: 11:20pm On Feb 20

iLegendd:

Thanks for the Dollars you sent me. I have bought all I needed. I appreciate.

😳😳😳 We thank the Supreme Being.

Re: I'm Hungry — I Need Food [Picture] by iLegendd(m): 12:17am On Feb 21

SuperOnyi:

😳😳😳 We thank the Supreme Being.

Fear catch you? Your DM go soon full. Give to others what you gave to me.

Re: I'm Hungry — I Need Food [Picture] by SuperOnyi: 12:36am On Feb 21

iLegendd:
Fear catch you? Your DM go soon full. Give to others what you gave to me.

Okay sir.

Re: I'm Hungry — I Need Food [Picture] by faceland: 12:39am On Feb 21

Remember guys.
Cryptocurrency is MMM.

Don't be the last guy holding it.

Once you buy, PROMOTE IT so other mugus would buy at a higher rate, then you sell it off (to them) and it becomes their problem.

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Re: I'm Hungry — I Need Food [Picture] by Gift96: 2:04am On Feb 21

All these posts on. Nairaland will be used to assess the future. Good repository of information

Re: I'm Hungry — I Need Food [Picture] by Mikespecialone(m): 2:41am On Feb 21

Make una help we wey never see anything chop oooo, tomorrow I Dey drive go meet that man for aso rock abi where him Dey stay self..... I won ask ham why him no fit share ₦300 million give Nigerians inside the billions wey Dey ground

Re: I'm Hungry — I Need Food [Picture] by Rubyjade: 5:54am On Feb 21

If you're a young lady between the ages of 20 and 27, you could sell your eggs for cool cash. You'd also be helping put a smile on the faces of couples that cannot conceive naturally.

The economy is harsh. You could make up to 120k

For surrogates, single mothers are preferred. Surrogates earn between 1-2m depending on fertility clinic and prospective parents.

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