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I don’t usually walk up to a total stranger. But on this day, I saw a pretty lady somewhere in my estate in Kubwa Abuja.

She was so gorgeous that I had to summon courage. I walked very close to her, calling her attention with “hello sis”

She turned back and gave me a strange look. Omo I almost tell her sorry, but as a guy man way I be, I quickly replied by saying “I’m so sorry if I appear some kinda way, I only wanted to get your attention”

“She said ok, tell me”

As I noticed I’ve gotten her attention, I replied with “you look so fine and smell nice too, which perfume are you wearing”

Omo na so conversation start o, I made her very comfy and relaxed. What I heard next made me blush.

she tell me say I look fine too and the only reason she gave me her attention was my outfit. For my mind I say “nice one”

Funny enough I got my shirt from nairaland, see my plug here https://www.nairaland.com/8025929/luxury-vintage-shirts-24-hrs

Last weekend she invited me to her place, she lives in one of the best neighborhood in ABJ, in her seating room, I saw series of awards from different pageantry. Guess what?
She was once miss heritage Nigeria. She told me how top Nigerian celebs are in her DM.

Omo the name wey I see surprise me o. Let me give you a clue, one artist wey sing 🎵 baby pana🎵 Dey chill for her DM, if you know you know.

Shout out to my guy on nairaland, see his page here 👉
https://www.nairaland.com/8025929/luxury-vintage-shirts-24-hrs

Na you do this one, you deserve your flowers 🌺

Mr. man, never kiss and tell. Make I go report you to Tekno.

Cashaw:
I don’t usually walk up to a total stranger. But on this day, I saw a pretty lady somewhere in my estate in Kubwa Abuja.

She was so gorgeous that I had to summon courage. I walked very close to her, calling her attention with “hello sis”

She turned back and gave me a strange look. Omo I almost tell her sorry, but as a guy man way I be, I quickly replied by saying “I’m so sorry if I appear some kinda way, I only wanted to get your attention”

“She said ok, tell me”

As I noticed I’ve gotten her attention, I replied with “you look so fine and smell nice too, which perfume are you wearing”

Omo na so conversation start o, I made her very comfy and relaxed. What I heard next made me blush.

she tell me say I look fine too and the only reason she gave me her attention was my outfit. For my mind I say “nice one”

Funny enough I got my shirt from nairaland, see my plug here 👉🏽 https://www.nairaland.com/8012502/abuja-residents-only

Last weekend she invited me to her place, she lives in one of the best neighborhood in ABJ, in her seating room, I saw series of awards from different pageantry. Guess what?
She was once miss heritage Nigeria. She told me how top Nigerian celebs are in her DM.

Omo the name wey I see surprise me o. Let me give you a clue, one artist wey sing 🎵 baby pana🎵 Dey chill for her DM, if you know you know.

Shout out to my guy
https://www.nairaland.com/8012502/abuja-residents-only

Na you do this one, you deserve your flowers 🌺

Which kind mumu post be this?
Like you think we don't know you are advertising whatever that is? Get lost bro

Badbeach1:
Mr. man, never kiss and tell. Make I go report you to Tekno.

Aunty feminist, i no call any body name sha

Recardo:
Which kind mumu post be this?
Like you think we don't know you are advertising whatever that is? Get lost bro

No need to be rude bro, I know the country is hard. No be me cause am, na tinubu and APC.

No vex. In 2027, we will get it right you hear ?

You and that girl Dey mad.

Cashaw:
No need to be rude bro, I know the country is hard. No be me cause am, na tinubu and APC.

No vex. In 2027, we will get it right you hear ?

puleez, don't try to act nice. This your post is an insult to the male ego.
If you want to advertise, do it in all honesty, not this bullshite

this is actually very funny.

Recardo:
puleez, don't try to act nice. This your post is an insult to the male ego.
If you want to advertise, do it in all honesty, not this bullshite

And who are you to tell me how to use my nairaland account ?? Oga shift.

I told a story and gave flowers where due. If you see it as an ad, good. Wetin concern me with you bro. Please don’t quote me again.

Justwuse:
Na story you Dey tell abi na advert you Dey do

Pick one now before I report you to the mods

Please shift to that side 👉

Cashaw:
And who are you to tell me how to use my nairaland account ?? Oga shift.

I told a story and gave flowers where due. If you see it as an ad, good. Wetin concern me with you bro. Please don’t quote me again.

Fake story to direct sales to one yeye product. See, we wise pass you oh. I dey old as long as nairaland, so talk well, don't yarn nonsense.

Recardo:
Fake story to direct sales to one yeye product. See, we wise pass you oh. I dey old as long as nairaland, so talk well, don't yarn nonsense.

Who be we? Old men should be at work by now though, but you are hear fighting with someone under a peaceful thread.

What a shame

Cashaw:
Who be we?

dey play

Cashaw:
Aunty feminist, i no call any body name sha

Calm down bro.

This is what tinupoo government has reduced able bodied men to in this country?? Tufiakwa.

Op how old are you BTW??

Cashaw:
I don’t usually walk up to a total stranger. But on this day, I saw a pretty lady somewhere in my estate in Kubwa Abuja.

She was so gorgeous that I had to summon courage. I walked very close to her, calling her attention with “hello sis”

She turned back and gave me a strange look. Omo I almost tell her sorry, but as a guy man way I be, I quickly replied by saying “I’m so sorry if I appear some kinda way, I only wanted to get your attention”

“She said ok, tell me”

As I noticed I’ve gotten her attention, I replied with “you look so fine and smell nice too, which perfume are you wearing”

Omo na so conversation start o, I made her very comfy and relaxed. What I heard next made me blush.

she tell me say I look fine too and the only reason she gave me her attention was my outfit. For my mind I say “nice one”

Funny enough I got my shirt from nairaland, see my plug here 👉🏽 https://www.nairaland.com/8012502/abuja-residents-only

Last weekend she invited me to her place, she lives in one of the best neighborhood in ABJ, in her seating room, I saw series of awards from different pageantry. Guess what?
She was once miss heritage Nigeria. She told me how top Nigerian celebs are in her DM.

Omo the name wey I see surprise me o. Let me give you a clue, one artist wey sing 🎵 baby pana🎵 Dey chill for her DM, if you know you know.

Shout out to my guy
https://www.nairaland.com/8012502/abuja-residents-only

Na you do this one, you deserve your flowers 🌺

Good to be cautious and polite while approaching others.

Cindypresh:
This is what tinupoo government has reduced able bodied men to in this country?? Tufiakwa.

Op how old are you BTW??

I am a woman like. What’s wrong with the post ?? He did not insult anyone though

Unah get mind dey toast woman for this heat and hardship?


What if she come mistakenly gree?

Tallesty1:
Unah get mind dey toast woman for this heat and hardship?


What if she come mistakenly gree?

What's your problem with women, don't you have a woman in your life? You always sound like a monk but something tells me you are bad boy pretending.

EreluRoz:
What's your problem with women, don't you have a woman in your life? You always sound like a monk but something tells me you are bad boy pretending.

I have no problem with women.



Just saying that this heat is too much

Tallesty1:
I have no problem with women.



Just saying that this heat is too much

😂😂 😂

Oya show me your girlfriend to confirm you don't have problems with women

EreluRoz:
😂😂 😂

Oya show me your girlfriend to confirm you don't have problems with women

I am a free agent.



Doesn't mean that I don't like women.

Tallesty1:
I am a free agent.



Doesn't mean that I don't like women.

Free agent

Do quick and leave the free agent zone

EreluRoz:
Free agent

Do quick and leave the free agent zone

Why?

Tallesty1:
Why?

You need to start enjoying companionship.

Leave that zone soonest

EreluRoz:
You need to start enjoying companionship.

Leave that zone soonest

You have no idea how comfortable I am in my current zone

Tallesty1:
You have no idea how comfortable I am in my current zone

You'll enjoy more comfort beside a woman. Or you patronize hookup?

EreluRoz:
You'll enjoy more comfort beside a woman. Or you patronize hookup?

LMAO.


For what really? sex or companionship?

Tallesty1:
LMAO.


For what really? sex or companionship?

For both,else how do you cope with your sexual urge because I read here on nairaland that men have urges for 22hrs out of 24hrs which is why they chase women all the time.

So how are you coping with your own sexual urges that you are so much enjoying your lone companionship?

EreluRoz:
For both,else how do you cope with your sexual urge because I read here on nairaland that men have urges for 22hrs out of 24hrs which is why they chase women all the time.

So how are you coping with your own sexual urges that you are so much enjoying your lone companionship?

I'm not men, I'm Uchenna, so let me give you a glimpse of what my daily activities looked like until late 2022.

I leave the house in the morning and go to the site where I work until 5 pm, sometimes 6 or 7. When the pay is good and the schedule is tight, we work all night.

Normally, I get home around 9 or 10, have dinner, and I'm almost asleep by the time I finish. The same thing happens tomorrow.

On the days that I don't go to the site, I stay in the shop until 6, then I go home to cook, eat, rest, and sleep. The same thing happens tomorrow.

Right now, I don't go out much; programming takes most of my time. I haven't stepped out today, and may not if the power doesn't go out.

The early morning devotion is always on time, so I'm okay.

Finally, I'm a Christian and fornication is still a sin

Never tell a lady you r trying to meet she's beautiful. She hears it every time.. comment on other positive thing she possess.

Tallesty1:
I'm not men, I'm Uchenna, so let me give you a glimpse of what my daily activities looked like until late 2022.

I leave the house in the morning and go to the site where I work until 5 pm, sometimes 6 or 7. When the pay is good and the schedule is tight, we work all night.

Normally, I get home around 9 or 10, have dinner, and I'm almost asleep by the time I finish. The same thing happens tomorrow.

On the days that I don't go to the site, I stay in the shop until 6, then I go home to cook, eat, rest, and sleep. The same thing happens tomorrow.

Right now, I don't go out much; programming takes most of my time. I haven't stepped out today, and may not if the power doesn't go out.

The early morning devotion is always on time, so I'm okay.

Finally, I'm a Christian and fornication is still a sin

ok it's obvious you never had time for women but that has changed and you seems too comfortable being alone.

From research men that works from home are promiscuous as they are always online doing their stuff and scouting for women by the side. So is it that the interest isn't there anymore (which you may need to worry about) or you don't plan on getting married.

Nobody is saying fornication isn't a sin. So how do you intend to get married when you are ready since you are avoiding women?