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Re: Man Who Was Cut In Half By Forklift Reveals How He Survived by PraiseHim4ever: 8:50pm On Mar 20
Goodlady:
Ehhhh. God is great!
Half body is indeed better than being dead.

Goddess Mode
But I m looking down below, have they scrapped his totoyos too?
How ll he be able to v sex?

You are goddess na and u shld know better. As a goddess how do u normally have sex with ur lover spiritually?
Re: Man Who Was Cut In Half By Forklift Reveals How He Survived by Adewale1603(m): 8:51pm On Mar 20
True love does truly exist among these white people, I've seen several of such cases, no matter what happens, accident e.t.c they will always stay by their partner, fiancee or spouses. Unlike Nigerian people, any little problem or difficulties, they don japa
Re: Man Who Was Cut In Half By Forklift Reveals How He Survived by fortunechy(m): 8:53pm On Mar 20
God will not allow us to be be in such condition.
Meanwhile, Nigerian ladies can't do this kind of sacrifice...

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Re: Man Who Was Cut In Half By Forklift Reveals How He Survived by mariahAngel(f): 8:54pm On Mar 20
His will to continue living is commendable.

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Re: Man Who Was Cut In Half By Forklift Reveals How He Survived by nkemdi89(f): 8:55pm On Mar 20
Melagros:
COMRADES, this is so pathetic, may we not suffer the same fate as this man, abeg oo, may God continue to protect us

If this incident had happened in Nigeria the victim could have been buried since
Something like this happened at imsu junction about 7 years ago , few week to the man's wedding he had accident, half of his body was crushed and he was still alive , unfortunately bystanders didn't bother to rescue him, instead they were making videos, some already called him olaniyi in igbo language, that even if survive he will be of no use . He later died at the spot.

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Re: Man Who Was Cut In Half By Forklift Reveals How He Survived by zinaunreal(m): 8:57pm On Mar 20
Konji wey go do the gf eh eh go reconsider
Re: Man Who Was Cut In Half By Forklift Reveals How He Survived by kalufelix(m): 8:58pm On Mar 20
Dude is still full of life at 19 and therefore refused to die...to think that some able bodied mofos actually take their own lives with sniper...#kwechiri

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Re: Man Who Was Cut In Half By Forklift Reveals How He Survived by mariahAngel(f): 8:59pm On Mar 20
nedekid:
Which kin wahala be dis shocked

E shock you, abi? cheesy

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Re: Man Who Was Cut In Half By Forklift Reveals How He Survived by UncleKoboko: 8:59pm On Mar 20
Coolestguy2023:


I guess if you were the guy with this predicament, you will be happy that yout gf of years leaves you and don't give a f about you again for life just because you had an accident that wasn't your fault
How did you know it wasn't his fault?
Where are you?
Who's above mistake?
Re: Man Who Was Cut In Half By Forklift Reveals How He Survived by Fryx: 9:01pm On Mar 20
I will end it myself. Except I find another way not to be dependent on others.

Being dependent on others is my biggest fear.
Re: Man Who Was Cut In Half By Forklift Reveals How He Survived by Leo34rf(f): 9:02pm On Mar 20
Coolestguy2023:
Can never be a Nigerian girl

Cos Nigerian men are looking for wife material(slave). The lady has to be able to cook, clean, etc etc They don't love totally like a white man too.

They will tell you they can't marry a lady that can't cook. Imagine if a lady does not have kpekus like the guy above, which Nigeria man will stay?

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Re: Man Who Was Cut In Half By Forklift Reveals How He Survived by Psoul(m): 9:04pm On Mar 20
If this kind of accident happened in my dear country... Forget it, the guy will die the next hour.
No good medical facilities to handle common and simple minor accidents not to talk of this type.

I was having goose pimples reading through this post.

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Re: Man Who Was Cut In Half By Forklift Reveals How He Survived by Prudoh(m): 9:05pm On Mar 20
Goodlady:
Ehhhh. God is great!
Half body is indeed better than being dead.

Goddess Mode
But I m looking down below, have they scrapped his totoyos too?
How ll he be able to v sex?
Must you be stupid all the time?
Re: Man Who Was Cut In Half By Forklift Reveals How He Survived by Fryx: 9:05pm On Mar 20
Ilide:
Some girls can pay the sacrifice. But oyibo love is fire shaa. If they love you they love you

Date a girl that never need to worry about money, and is not a thief. You will know what love is.

For here, even if she sabi love, hunger and peer pressure go reset her brain if she come from a struggling family or is a thief.
Re: Man Who Was Cut In Half By Forklift Reveals How He Survived by Mandate1: 9:08pm On Mar 20
This guy is the real hero. MVP!
Re: Man Who Was Cut In Half By Forklift Reveals How He Survived by Confirm4real(m): 9:09pm On Mar 20
Naija girl go don Japa say no be me and you grin
Re: Man Who Was Cut In Half By Forklift Reveals How He Survived by GABRIEL6036: 9:11pm On Mar 20
Incredible love from the girlfriend ❤... That's true definition of love... but how she want to born na story for next life 🤔 😏. But osinwin ni tinubu
Re: Man Who Was Cut In Half By Forklift Reveals How He Survived by SweetDipBenny(m): 9:14pm On Mar 20
The love is real, but I'm sure she's allowed to sleep with other men
Re: Man Who Was Cut In Half By Forklift Reveals How He Survived by Harrynight(m): 9:14pm On Mar 20
cry





A Nigerian can never survive this is Nigeria
Re: Man Who Was Cut In Half By Forklift Reveals How He Survived by ukaface(f): 9:14pm On Mar 20
Coolestguy2023:


But if reverse was the case, you people will say men are scum.
This your accusation is not about gender, rest!

If your woman somehow loses her lower parts, and upper limbs will you stay?


And yes…. Majority of Men are actually SCUM

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Re: Man Who Was Cut In Half By Forklift Reveals How He Survived by LeopardX: 9:16pm On Mar 20
I dunno, but I'd ask to be euthanized in this condition.

So sad.
Re: Man Who Was Cut In Half By Forklift Reveals How He Survived by LordIsaac(m): 9:16pm On Mar 20
Jehovah! I thank you for everyone here for keeping us alive….hmmm

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Re: Man Who Was Cut In Half By Forklift Reveals How He Survived by Benwallt(m): 9:18pm On Mar 20
Nwodosis:
Being half alive is better than being half dead

Both applied here. This lucky man is half alive and at the same time half dead. How e take dey shit?
Re: Man Who Was Cut In Half By Forklift Reveals How He Survived by GindoX(m): 9:22pm On Mar 20
Hmmm, na wa ooo... But how him go take dey shit?
Re: Man Who Was Cut In Half By Forklift Reveals How He Survived by Fearurcreeator: 9:23pm On Mar 20
UncleKoboko:


Lifestyle, philosophy and psychology is different here.
Survival and material things is a big deal for us...
We are mostly hustlers living from hand to mouth, unlike with them, food and basic amenities is not really a problem.

On the contrary, if na your sister or daughter, you go like make she stay?
If she wan stay you wan kill am...
Re: Man Who Was Cut In Half By Forklift Reveals How He Survived by nedekid: 9:23pm On Mar 20
mariahAngel:


E shock you, abi? cheesy
My dear, I weak. People get problems ohh..
Re: Man Who Was Cut In Half By Forklift Reveals How He Survived by ogascomax: 9:24pm On Mar 20
Nwodosis:
Being half alive is better than being half dead
Big lie, death is gorgeous in this condition. What will you be doing with your life being alive with this condition. No hand, no leg, no penis. Dey play oo.

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Re: Man Who Was Cut In Half By Forklift Reveals How He Survived by kestolove95(m): 9:28pm On Mar 20
So how him won take dey fuvk him babe now?
Re: Man Who Was Cut In Half By Forklift Reveals How He Survived by Semaj77(m): 9:30pm On Mar 20
ukaface:

You fit stay??

You go tell your daughter or sister to stay?


You're not even denying it , shameless person
Re: Man Who Was Cut In Half By Forklift Reveals How He Survived by GodHimself: 9:31pm On Mar 20
Life isn’t measured by inches.


Goodlady:
Ehhhh. God is great!
Half body is indeed better than being dead.

Goddess Mode
But I m looking down below, have they scrapped his totoyos too?
How ll he be able to v sex?
Re: Man Who Was Cut In Half By Forklift Reveals How He Survived by Offpoint1: 9:33pm On Mar 20
I rather die... Once my dick is gone, I'm done living

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Re: Man Who Was Cut In Half By Forklift Reveals How He Survived by Walai(m): 9:37pm On Mar 20
Any life that makes a man incapacitated of chopping the bearded meat in-between a woman's legs is not worth living


Goodlady:
Ehhhh. God is great!
Half body is indeed better than being dead.

Goddess Mode
But I m looking down below, have they scrapped his totoyos too?
How ll he be able to v sex?

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