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Re: Man Who Was Cut In Half By Forklift Reveals How He Survived by AngelicBeing: 9:38pm On Mar 20
wink
Re: Man Who Was Cut In Half By Forklift Reveals How He Survived by Offpoint1: 9:40pm On Mar 20
Goodlady:
Ehhhh. God is great!
Half body is indeed better than being dead.

Goddess Mode
But I m looking down below, have they scrapped his totoyos too?
How ll he be able to v sex?
I won't have sexual urges again, his balls are gone.
Re: Man Who Was Cut In Half By Forklift Reveals How He Survived by goodman5(m): 9:45pm On Mar 20
God have mercy
Re: Man Who Was Cut In Half By Forklift Reveals How He Survived by purples25(f): 9:48pm On Mar 20
So sad but I like his courage. I hope he can have a happy life and his partner doesn't mistreat him. I really hope he will be safe and happy.

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Re: Man Who Was Cut In Half By Forklift Reveals How He Survived by fineberry(m): 9:56pm On Mar 20
This can only be God... imagine
Re: Man Who Was Cut In Half By Forklift Reveals How He Survived by Usmanovic95(m): 9:59pm On Mar 20
ukaface:

You fit stay??

You go tell your daughter or sister to stay?

Hypocrisy aside,this question hard pass jamb and waec combined.

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Re: Man Who Was Cut In Half By Forklift Reveals How He Survived by Xpol: 10:01pm On Mar 20
NFBI:
We didn't come to this world to have only sex
But can you do without it? Can you afford to get just only that thing removed?
Re: Man Who Was Cut In Half By Forklift Reveals How He Survived by Goodlady(f): 10:08pm On Mar 20
Prudoh:

Must you be stupid all the time?
Aye e maa baje ni
Re: Man Who Was Cut In Half By Forklift Reveals How He Survived by Theoarhics: 10:22pm On Mar 20
No bedroom activities for girl from the guy except other guy which could be the side guy doing the man guy's job
Re: Man Who Was Cut In Half By Forklift Reveals How He Survived by Prudoh(m): 10:24pm On Mar 20
Goodlady:

Aye e maa baje ni
You this ill considered being must you be stupid on this forum displaying your poor home training on nairaland grow up bumbass
Re: Man Who Was Cut In Half By Forklift Reveals How He Survived by olaztek(m): 10:26pm On Mar 20
The only thing keeping him alive is the caring attitude from his families and friends.

He would have died of depression If the people that surrounds him are toxic and abusive. He's lucky he's not a Nigerian.

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Re: Man Who Was Cut In Half By Forklift Reveals How He Survived by Goodlady(f): 10:32pm On Mar 20
Prudoh:

You this ill considered being must you be stupid on this forum displaying your poor home training on nairaland grow up bumbass
I v decent training. You lacked it.
You are part of those misogynists bullying women. See his head like N50 apu!

Re: Man Who Was Cut In Half By Forklift Reveals How He Survived by Omoawoke: 10:43pm On Mar 20
What the fvk, what!!
Re: Man Who Was Cut In Half By Forklift Reveals How He Survived by Omoawoke: 10:44pm On Mar 20
Psoul:
If this kind of accident happened in my dear country... Forget it, the guy will die the next hour.
No good medical facilities to handle common and simple minor accidents not to talk of this type.

I was having goose pimples reading through this post.

Not everyone will want to survive that. many people will choose death than survive

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Re: Man Who Was Cut In Half By Forklift Reveals How He Survived by Staru1(m): 10:58pm On Mar 20
God, the creator, preserves life, grants wisdom to surgeons. His blood redeems us from sin, making us righteous. Christ, in human form, died for believers and unbelievers, saving us while we were still in sin. His acts are marvelous; we are truly blessed.

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Re: Man Who Was Cut In Half By Forklift Reveals How He Survived by ukaface(f): 11:04pm On Mar 20
Semaj77:



You're not even denying it , shameless person
Na you be shameful person na


Inukwa

I should deny what sef?
So by me denying it means my denial is true? I asked a simple question and you are saying I can’t deny it. You Dey okay?

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Re: Man Who Was Cut In Half By Forklift Reveals How He Survived by noble2faith(m): 11:09pm On Mar 20
ukaface:

You fit stay??

You go tell your daughter or sister to stay?

grin cheesy
Re: Man Who Was Cut In Half By Forklift Reveals How He Survived by Coolestguy2023: 11:09pm On Mar 20
ukaface:

This your accusation is not about gender, rest!

If your woman somehow loses her lower parts, and upper limbs will you stay?


And yes…. Majority of Men are actually SCUM

Oga, that's your problem
Re: Man Who Was Cut In Half By Forklift Reveals How He Survived by ukaface(f): 11:13pm On Mar 20
Coolestguy2023:


Oga, that's your problem
Answer na
Mr not a scum..WILL YOU STAY?

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Re: Man Who Was Cut In Half By Forklift Reveals How He Survived by ukaface(f): 11:13pm On Mar 20
Usmanovic95:


Hypocrisy aside,this question hard pass jamb and waec combined.
Even you no fit answer am

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Re: Man Who Was Cut In Half By Forklift Reveals How He Survived by Coolestguy2023: 11:15pm On Mar 20
ukaface:

Answer na
Mr not a scum..WILL YOU STAY?

Some days I’m serious, most days actually, other days I catch cruise

I will take it that you are catching cruise undecided
Re: Man Who Was Cut In Half By Forklift Reveals How He Survived by Coolestguy2023: 11:17pm On Mar 20
Leo34rf:


Cos Nigerian men are looking for wife material(slave). The lady has to be able to cook, clean, etc etc They don't love totally like a white man too.

They will tell you they can't marry a lady that can't cook. Imagine if a lady does not have kpekus like the guy above, which Nigeria man will stay?

You are not totally correct. All this is just your imagination or out of hasty generalization
Re: Man Who Was Cut In Half By Forklift Reveals How He Survived by ukaface(f): 11:23pm On Mar 20
Coolestguy2023:


Some days I’m serious, most days actually, other days I catch cruise

I will take it that you are catching cruise undecided
dey play
today is part of the some days

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Re: Man Who Was Cut In Half By Forklift Reveals How He Survived by odenkirk: 11:24pm On Mar 20
death would have been better

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Re: Man Who Was Cut In Half By Forklift Reveals How He Survived by Riskymarvelous(m): 11:31pm On Mar 20
gbaskiboy:
Schauers is pictured with his girlfriend after his operation

no preck to nack him girlfriend again God abeg oo
Re: Man Who Was Cut In Half By Forklift Reveals How He Survived by Riskymarvelous(m): 11:35pm On Mar 20
Before you know now e go turn to history dem go say dat man wey folk cut to halve die at the age of of#450
Re: Man Who Was Cut In Half By Forklift Reveals How He Survived by efembaba(m): 11:43pm On Mar 20
When I first read the line "the man was cut in half" I thought maybe the op was sleeping. Shocked to see it's truee. Chai
Re: Man Who Was Cut In Half By Forklift Reveals How He Survived by PropertyBuying(f): 11:53pm On Mar 20
Wow!!! God is wonderful!
Re: Man Who Was Cut In Half By Forklift Reveals How He Survived by Psoul(m): 12:39am On Mar 21
Omoawoke:


Not everyone will want to survive that. many people will choose death than survive

A Nigerian will choose death cos he knows that even if he survives it, living under such condition will be hell as there are no facilities to help him live a bit normal.

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Re: Man Who Was Cut In Half By Forklift Reveals How He Survived by donforeign: 1:08am On Mar 21
Papayaayasager:
Poo and pee nko?

Where will he pass them out?
bag
Re: Man Who Was Cut In Half By Forklift Reveals How He Survived by Ilekokonit: 1:23am On Mar 21
gbaskiboy:
His girlfriend stood by him even when she was told it is impossible to save him from the horor

This is an example of for better for worse. It does not mean they may not disagree and call it quits in future but she did not rush to dump him immediately after his accident.

Some women from a certain country and continent need to learn what true love is from this young woman.

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Re: Man Who Was Cut In Half By Forklift Reveals How He Survived by Ilekokonit: 1:28am On Mar 21
gbaskiboy:
Schauers is pictured attending physiotherapy after the operation in Montana

If na for Nigeria, our wicked, corrupt, greedy, inhuman and diabolical politicians who would have stolen all the money needed to fund hospitals will use the opportunity to use the now disabled chap for rituals and some of them will even be scheming on how to sleep with his girlfriend by flaunting their stolen loot in her face.

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