Re: My Experience With Hard Stool. by Sabicleaners: 9:19am On Mar 25 |
Sabicleaners: That triumphant feeling afterward is exhilarating...
Try to drink enough water. Reduce your bread intake.
It wasn't cause by the vegetable soup you ate in your friend's house. Vegetables are fiber: helps with constipation.
Sorry for the ordeal; you experience a tiny pinch of what women go through in the labor room...
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Re: My Experience With Hard Stool. by Sabicleaners: 9:20am On Mar 25 |
That triumphant feeling afterward is exhilarating...
Try to drink enough water. Reduce your bread intake.
It wasn't cause by the vegetable soup you ate in your friend's house. Vegetables are fiber: helps with constipation.
Sorry for the ordeal; you experience a tiny pinch of what women go through in the labor room... 2 Likes |
Re: My Experience With Hard Stool. by kingbee90: 9:20am On Mar 25 |
You all are full of Shit..
Runs out of thread. 2 Likes |
Re: My Experience With Hard Stool. by WhiteWolfe: 9:21am On Mar 25 |
Eat a lot of fibre bro. Beans has a lot of fibre |
Re: My Experience With Hard Stool. by Pootle: 9:21am On Mar 25 |
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Re: My Experience With Hard Stool. by Smithwilliams826: 9:21am On Mar 25 |
Sometimes sheet dey sweet, sometimes e dey mad Gon. I remember day time wey b say d sheet no wan gree comot I push and push and push and push... E no gree. I even dey fear say this 1 na horrible suffering oh..... Na so me vex, I e no wan come out.... I push am back inside comot go pack water full belle. After 30-40mins. I go my labor room , con c as e dey com out smoothly.... I enjoy dat smooth one. 3 Likes |
Re: My Experience With Hard Stool. by Bukenke86: 9:22am On Mar 25 |
Hard shit sabi disgrace person.... especially when it's not your toilet. You go flush tire😀😀😀😀 5 Likes 1 Share |
Re: My Experience With Hard Stool. by fojjosh: 9:25am On Mar 25 |
I've had that kind of experience that i had to use my fingers to push it bcoz there was no bucket 🪣 around me to fetch water. FalseProphet1: Yesterday is a day I'll never forget in my life.
Upon the request of a member, I visited him and his family. His wife prepared vegetable soup, I ate to my satisfaction and we had a very good gist.
After some minutes, I felt the urge to defecate, and he directed me to the restroom. I got in, locked the door, removed my trouser and boxers and hung them up, used a piece to toilet paper to clean the toilet seat, then balanced to get rid of the shit.
This is where the problem started. As I pushed for it to come out, I felt a very sharp pain in my anus. My stool was very dry and hard. I pushed and pushed like a woman in labour and the pain increased.
At some point, the stool got stock in my anus. And despite the fact that I pushed with all my strength, it refused to fully come out. I couldn't breathe again, I let out a faint noise of "ahhhhh" I thought I was going to die. I thought about my life, all the girls I've slept with, all the prophecies I've given, my goals and visions, my dream of building a mega auditorium...But what would they write on my obituary I said to myself, that I was killed by shit. No way. I decided to be a man and push that demonic stool out .
I took a deep breath and resumed my pushing, the pain was horrible, I called on the host of heaven to come to my aid. I started imagining how girls that engage in anal sex do it because it would definitely be painful.
To cut the long story, God gave me victory and I pushed it out of my anus. I regretted not coming with my bell, I would have rang it right there in the toilet for 1 hour to celebrate my victory.
Then the second phase of the problem began. the shit refused to flush. I was there in the toilet stuck for almost 1 hour flushing the useless stubborn shit. As God would have it, I remembered that I saw a red bucket on the corridor. I quickly opened the door, grabbed the bucket, filled it with water and flushed. And the shit was defeated, I could heart it struggling in the pipe as it descended to the suck away, but it had already lost the battle.
I put on my clothes and joined the family in the living room, feeling refreshed and happy.
Truly that was a close call with death. I'm happy I survived it.
This I have seen. 1 Like |
Re: My Experience With Hard Stool. by Lomprico2: 9:27am On Mar 25 |
That's why it's good to take a shit as soon as you feel it. Holding it for sometime is one of the causes of this, another cause is not taking enough water. 7 Likes |
Re: My Experience With Hard Stool. by RichIgboBoy: 9:28am On Mar 25 |
chaarly: Booked the wrong space🤦 However, to avoid cases like this, always drink water before meals. And if you can, stay hydrated always.
Incase you find yourself in that situation again, sitting on the toilet seat restricts the flow of feaces in that kinda scenario. You would have stood on top of the toilet seat, then squat (spider man style). It releases it faster.
Ps. Stop sleeping around too. Shit!!🤦 until you break toilet sit one day and injure yourself badly 4 Likes |
Re: My Experience With Hard Stool. by Penisman: 9:29am On Mar 25 |
FalseProphet1: Yesterday is a day I'll never forget in my life.
Upon the request of a member, I visited him and his family. His wife prepared vegetable soup, I ate to my satisfaction and we had a very good gist.
After some minutes, I felt the urge to defecate, and he directed me to the restroom. I got in, locked the door, removed my trouser and boxers and hung them up, used a piece to toilet paper to clean the toilet seat, then balanced to get rid of the shit.
This is where the problem started. As I pushed for it to come out, I felt a very sharp pain in my anus. My stool was very dry and hard. I pushed and pushed like a woman in labour and the pain increased.
At some point, the stool got stock in my anus. And despite the fact that I pushed with all my strength, it refused to fully come out. I couldn't breathe again, I let out a faint noise of "ahhhhh" I thought I was going to die. I thought about my life, all the girls I've slept with, all the prophecies I've given, my goals and visions, my dream of building a mega auditorium...But what would they write on my obituary I said to myself, that I was killed by shit. No way. I decided to be a man and push that demonic stool out .
I took a deep breath and resumed my pushing, the pain was horrible, I called on the host of heaven to come to my aid. I started imagining how girls that engage in anal sex do it because it would definitely be painful.
To cut the long story, God gave me victory and I pushed it out of my anus. I regretted not coming with my bell, I would have rang it right there in the toilet for 1 hour to celebrate my victory.
Then the second phase of the problem began. the shit refused to flush. I was there in the toilet stuck for almost 1 hour flushing the useless stubborn shit. As God would have it, I remembered that I saw a red bucket on the corridor. I quickly opened the door, grabbed the bucket, filled it with water and flushed. And the shit was defeated, I could heart it struggling in the pipe as it descended to the suck away, but it had already lost the battle.
I put on my clothes and joined the family in the living room, feeling refreshed and happy.
Truly that was a close call with death. I'm happy I survived it.
This I have seen. You are prone to having pile if you continued having strong shit. The pains from pile isn't a child's play. So do your best to get rip of strong shit. 2 Likes 1 Share |
Re: My Experience With Hard Stool. by epainos: 9:30am On Mar 25 |
If you have been reading my posts and you are reading this, I suggest you read the front page of this thread.
I keep repeating having organic home-grown food is the ONLY way out now. These boys are playing with colon cancer. Na small small the thing dey start. But as soon as you start treating it, you will be fine.
Well, if it's just a time thing, it is caused by a change of diet. Meaning there are not enough microbes in the gut to work on the food. But if it is happening frequently, you better act fast.
Gastritis, ulcers, constipation, haemorrhoids, sibo, sifo, IBS, leaky gut, etc are caused by poor indigestion. Poor indigestion has so many causes which are: antibiotic usage, infections like H pylori and candida, etc. You can get antibiotics into your system by eating livestock raised with them. And all meat sold in Nigeria is raised with them...so, you gradually will start losing your gut flora. Eat only pasture-raised food. A dey tell you. Also, pesticides and herbicides used to grow our crops have even worse negative effects cos they are more frequent.
So, keep saying you can start a garden. Keep saying herdsmen will kill you. Go buy a plot in an urban area or semi-developing where there are no kidnapping cases and fence it around. There are many areas free from kidnapping...you do not need to go inside the bush. And install a borehole. Build a tiny structure there and install solar panels. Start growing your food.
If you like insult me. Na your die, no be mine.
Goodluck 2 Likes |
Re: My Experience With Hard Stool. by Nyanabo(m): 9:33am On Mar 25 |
You were only constipated. And you didn't take enough water during the day. |
Re: My Experience With Hard Stool. by Abemy(m): 9:35am On Mar 25 |
FalseProphet1: Yesterday is a day I'll never forget in my life.
Upon the request of a member, I visited him and his family. His wife prepared vegetable soup, I ate to my satisfaction and we had a very good gist.
After some minutes, I felt the urge to defecate, and he directed me to the restroom. I got in, locked the door, removed my trouser and boxers and hung them up, used a piece to toilet paper to clean the toilet seat, then balanced to get rid of the shit.
This is where the problem started. As I pushed for it to come out, I felt a very sharp pain in my anus. My stool was very dry and hard. I pushed and pushed like a woman in labour and the pain increased.
At some point, the stool got stock in my anus. And despite the fact that I pushed with all my strength, it refused to fully come out. I couldn't breathe again, I let out a faint noise of "ahhhhh" I thought I was going to die. I thought about my life, all the girls I've slept with, all the prophecies I've given, my goals and visions, my dream of building a mega auditorium...But what would they write on my obituary I said to myself, that I was killed by shit. No way. I decided to be a man and push that demonic stool out .
I took a deep breath and resumed my pushing, the pain was horrible, I called on the host of heaven to come to my aid. I started imagining how girls that engage in anal sex do it because it would definitely be painful.
To cut the long story, God gave me victory and I pushed it out of my anus. I regretted not coming with my bell, I would have rang it right there in the toilet for 1 hour to celebrate my victory.
Then the second phase of the problem began. the shit refused to flush. I was there in the toilet stuck for almost 1 hour flushing the useless stubborn shit. As God would have it, I remembered that I saw a red bucket on the corridor. I quickly opened the door, grabbed the bucket, filled it with water and flushed. And the shit was defeated, I could heart it struggling in the pipe as it descended to the suck away, but it had already lost the battle.
I put on my clothes and joined the family in the living room, feeling refreshed and happy.
Truly that was a close call with death. I'm happy I survived it.
This I have seen. Reduce intake of starchy foods, eat much fiber, take more fluids. You are suffering from constipation. |
Re: My Experience With Hard Stool. by ALLNIGERIANSMAD(m): 9:36am On Mar 25 |
FalseProphet1:
Next week Sunday. and you for no make heaven if you don't survive it oh |
Re: My Experience With Hard Stool. by id4sho(m): 9:41am On Mar 25 |
Continous Constipation causes pile 1 Like |
Re: My Experience With Hard Stool. by drimzsmoke(m): 9:42am On Mar 25 |
FalseProphet1: Yesterday is a day I'll never forget in my life.
Upon the request of a member, I visited him and his family. His wife prepared vegetable soup, I ate to my satisfaction and we had a very good gist.
After some minutes, I felt the urge to defecate, and he directed me to the restroom. I got in, locked the door, removed my trouser and boxers and hung them up, used a piece to toilet paper to clean the toilet seat, then balanced to get rid of the shit.
This is where the problem started. As I pushed for it to come out, I felt a very sharp pain in my anus. My stool was very dry and hard. I pushed and pushed like a woman in labour and the pain increased.
At some point, the stool got stock in my anus. And despite the fact that I pushed with all my strength, it refused to fully come out. I couldn't breathe again, I let out a faint noise of "ahhhhh" I thought I was going to die. I thought about my life, all the girls I've slept with, all the prophecies I've given, my goals and visions, my dream of building a mega auditorium...But what would they write on my obituary I said to myself, that I was killed by shit. No way. I decided to be a man and push that demonic stool out .
I took a deep breath and resumed my pushing, the pain was horrible, I called on the host of heaven to come to my aid. I started imagining how girls that engage in anal sex do it because it would definitely be painful.
To cut the long story, God gave me victory and I pushed it out of my anus. I regretted not coming with my bell, I would have rang it right there in the toilet for 1 hour to celebrate my victory.
Then the second phase of the problem began. the shit refused to flush. I was there in the toilet stuck for almost 1 hour flushing the useless stubborn shit. As God would have it, I remembered that I saw a red bucket on the corridor. I quickly opened the door, grabbed the bucket, filled it with water and flushed. And the shit was defeated, I could heart it struggling in the pipe as it descended to the suck away, but it had already lost the battle.
I put on my clothes and joined the family in the living room, feeling refreshed and happy.
Truly that was a close call with death. I'm happy I survived it.
This I have seen. Weyrey!!! |
Re: My Experience With Hard Stool. by Judolisco(m): 9:44am On Mar 25 |
jaymichael: What happened to me exactly ine week ago (last week Sunday). I couldn't push any longer and I was already losing strength. I thought of my wife, my children, my building that I have not completed. I came out of the toilet naked. My wife covered my Moses rid with one of her wrappers and I sent for them to call my mother from her apartment. Na she suggest olive oil or methylated rubb. The werey shit later came out some hours later after the methylated rubb The werey shit was as strong as wood and long like say na sugarcane far above the waterline. make una dey chop fruit and drink water una no go hear |
Re: My Experience With Hard Stool. by Waywardson6: 9:48am On Mar 25 |
Not everything should be shared online, especially things of this personal magnitude. How does sharing a hard shit encounter help or advice an individual. If it's solution's to get rid of a hard shit, that will make sense, not some personal experience with it. It's too personal & just disgusting 😒. FalseProphet1: Yesterday is a day I'll never forget in my life.
Upon the request of a member, I visited him and his family. His wife prepared vegetable soup, I ate to my satisfaction and we had a very good gist.
After some minutes, I felt the urge to defecate, and he directed me to the restroom. I got in, locked the door, removed my trouser and boxers and hung them up, used a piece to toilet paper to clean the toilet seat, then balanced to get rid of the shit.
This is where the problem started. As I pushed for it to come out, I felt a very sharp pain in my anus. My stool was very dry and hard. I pushed and pushed like a woman in labour and the pain increased.
At some point, the stool got stock in my anus. And despite the fact that I pushed with all my strength, it refused to fully come out. I couldn't breathe again, I let out a faint noise of "ahhhhh" I thought I was going to die. I thought about my life, all the girls I've slept with, all the prophecies I've given, my goals and visions, my dream of building a mega auditorium...But what would they write on my obituary I said to myself, that I was killed by shit. No way. I decided to be a man and push that demonic stool out .
I took a deep breath and resumed my pushing, the pain was horrible, I called on the host of heaven to come to my aid. I started imagining how girls that engage in anal sex do it because it would definitely be painful.
To cut the long story, God gave me victory and I pushed it out of my anus. I regretted not coming with my bell, I would have rang it right there in the toilet for 1 hour to celebrate my victory.
Then the second phase of the problem began. the shit refused to flush. I was there in the toilet stuck for almost 1 hour flushing the useless stubborn shit. As God would have it, I remembered that I saw a red bucket on the corridor. I quickly opened the door, grabbed the bucket, filled it with water and flushed. And the shit was defeated, I could heart it struggling in the pipe as it descended to the suck away, but it had already lost the battle.
I put on my clothes and joined the family in the living room, feeling refreshed and happy.
Truly that was a close call with death. I'm happy I survived it.
This I have seen. |
Re: My Experience With Hard Stool. by jaymichael(m): 10:00am On Mar 25 |
PointZerom:
The only thing that saved me that day was that my wife was around to assist. At a point I stopped breathing normal. Omo, that thing na real NEAR DEATH EXPERIENCE.😃 3 Likes |
Re: My Experience With Hard Stool. by jaymichael(m): 10:01am On Mar 25 |
Thegamingorca: These are the kind of shits that are very sweet to pass out as stool Noooo! No be this one dey sweet. This one na Near Death Experience 1 Like |
Re: My Experience With Hard Stool. by themanderon: 10:03am On Mar 25 |
jaymichael: What happened to me exactly ine week ago (last week Sunday). I couldn't push any longer and I was already losing strength. I thought of my wife, my children, my building that I have not completed. I came out of the toilet naked. My wife covered my Moses rid with one of her wrappers and I sent for them to call my mother from her apartment. Na she suggest olive oil or methylated rubb. The werey shit later came out some hours later after the methylated rubb The werey shit was as strong as wood and long like say na sugarcane far above the waterline. God bless our mothers. .Many many years ago when I was still a boy I had the same problem. It was my ma that used petroleum jelly on me and it came out effortlessly. |
Re: My Experience With Hard Stool. by nams77: 10:05am On Mar 25 |
jaymichael: What happened to me exactly ine week ago (last week Sunday). I couldn't push any longer and I was already losing strength. I thought of my wife, my children, my building that I have not completed. I came out of the toilet naked. My wife covered my Moses rid with one of her wrappers and I sent for them to call my mother from her apartment. Na she suggest olive oil or methylated rubb. The werey shit later came out some hours later after the methylated rubb The werey shit was as strong as wood and long like say na sugarcane far above the waterline. I didn't know when I burst into laughter 2 Likes |
Re: My Experience With Hard Stool. by enemyofprogress: 10:05am On Mar 25 |
Even shiiit matter don dey make front page on nairaland. Mtcheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeew |
Re: My Experience With Hard Stool. by enemyofprogress: 10:07am On Mar 25 |
Thegamingorca: These are the kind of shits that are very sweet to pass out as stool no be dis type o. That type no dey hard to come out and e go dey sweet you as you dey shiiiit am. |
Re: My Experience With Hard Stool. by 99thEnemy(m): 10:14am On Mar 25 |
FalseProphet1: Yesterday is a day I'll never forget in my life.
Upon the request of a member, I visited him and his family. His wife prepared vegetable soup, I ate to my satisfaction and we had a very good gist.
After some minutes, I felt the urge to defecate, and he directed me to the restroom. I got in, locked the door, removed my trouser and boxers and hung them up, used a piece to toilet paper to clean the toilet seat, then balanced to get rid of the shit.
This is where the problem started. As I pushed for it to come out, I felt a very sharp pain in my anus. My stool was very dry and hard. I pushed and pushed like a woman in labour and the pain increased.
At some point, the stool got stock in my anus. And despite the fact that I pushed with all my strength, it refused to fully come out. I couldn't breathe again, I let out a faint noise of "ahhhhh" I thought I was going to die. I thought about my life, all the girls I've slept with, all the prophecies I've given, my goals and visions, my dream of building a mega auditorium...But what would they write on my obituary I said to myself, that I was killed by shit. No way. I decided to be a man and push that demonic stool out .
I took a deep breath and resumed my pushing, the pain was horrible, I called on the host of heaven to come to my aid. I started imagining how girls that engage in anal sex do it because it would definitely be painful.
To cut the long story, God gave me victory and I pushed it out of my anus. I regretted not coming with my bell, I would have rang it right there in the toilet for 1 hour to celebrate my victory.
Then the second phase of the problem began. the shit refused to flush. I was there in the toilet stuck for almost 1 hour flushing the useless stubborn shit. As God would have it, I remembered that I saw a red bucket on the corridor. I quickly opened the door, grabbed the bucket, filled it with water and flushed. And the shit was defeated, I could heart it struggling in the pipe as it descended to the suck away, but it had already lost the battle.
I put on my clothes and joined the family in the living room, feeling refreshed and happy.
Truly that was a close call with death. I'm happy I survived it.
This I have seen. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 1 Like |
Re: My Experience With Hard Stool. by 99thEnemy(m): 10:17am On Mar 25 |
Eagba:
Add don't try to Push everything out at once, try cutting it with your anus then continue Seems you are a veteran. 1 Like |
Re: My Experience With Hard Stool. by Yashita: 10:19am On Mar 25 |
I’ve experienced this countless times. Hard stony shit 💩 edges. Mehn!, I dey use my finger pull the stuck werey out, the rest go just flow down easily.
Na only God know wetin dey make am hard for inside body wey heat dey. 1 Like |
Re: My Experience With Hard Stool. by khen10: 10:19am On Mar 25 |
FalseProphet1: Yesterday is a day I'll never forget in my life.
Upon the request of a member, I visited him and his family. His wife prepared vegetable soup, I ate to my satisfaction and we had a very good gist.
After some minutes, I felt the urge to defecate, and he directed me to the restroom. I got in, locked the door, removed my trouser and boxers and hung them up, used a piece to toilet paper to clean the toilet seat, then balanced to get rid of the shit.
This is where the problem started. As I pushed for it to come out, I felt a very sharp pain in my anus. My stool was very dry and hard. I pushed and pushed like a woman in labour and the pain increased.
At some point, the stool got stock in my anus. And despite the fact that I pushed with all my strength, it refused to fully come out. I couldn't breathe again, I let out a faint noise of "ahhhhh" I thought I was going to die. I thought about my life, all the girls I've slept with, all the prophecies I've given, my goals and visions, my dream of building a mega auditorium...But what would they write on my obituary I said to myself, that I was killed by shit. No way. I decided to be a man and push that demonic stool out .
I took a deep breath and resumed my pushing, the pain was horrible, I called on the host of heaven to come to my aid. I started imagining how girls that engage in anal sex do it because it would definitely be painful.
To cut the long story, God gave me victory and I pushed it out of my anus. I regretted not coming with my bell, I would have rang it right there in the toilet for 1 hour to celebrate my victory.
Then the second phase of the problem began. the shit refused to flush. I was there in the toilet stuck for almost 1 hour flushing the useless stubborn shit. As God would have it, I remembered that I saw a red bucket on the corridor. I quickly opened the door, grabbed the bucket, filled it with water and flushed. And the shit was defeated, I could heart it struggling in the pipe as it descended to the suck away, but it had already lost the battle.
I put on my clothes and joined the family in the living room, feeling refreshed and happy.
Truly that was a close call with death. I'm happy I survived it.
This I have seen. Bro, this thing you casually narrated is no joke at all. As I type this, I am currently in severe pain from my toilet experience yesterday. They said "avoid carbs" Wetin I wan come dey chop? 3 Likes |
Re: My Experience With Hard Stool. by Horlamidei(m): 10:22am On Mar 25 |
Eagba:
Add don't try to Push everything out at once, try cutting it with your anus then continue Some no Dey cut oh 2 Likes 1 Share |
Re: My Experience With Hard Stool. by Horlamidei(m): 10:26am On Mar 25 |
chaarly: Booked the wrong space🤦 However, to avoid cases like this, always drink water before meals. And if you can, stay hydrated always.
Incase you find yourself in that situation again, sitting on the toilet seat restricts the flow of feaces in that kinda scenario. You would have stood on top of the toilet seat, then squat (spider man style). It releases it faster.
Ps. Stop sleeping around too. Shit!!🤦 That’s what I do ahswear 1 Like |
Re: My Experience With Hard Stool. by drealcivilceno(m): 10:27am On Mar 25 |
Pop two ibucap, tahnk me later! 1 Like 1 Share |