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Miles300:
In 2005, we went to celebrate a friend who was doing his birthday, as we dey knock for gate after we just arrived , na so police van stop ask us why we dey bang gate , we explain ,dem say make we enter van ,I ask the officer unto wetin , the idiot say na we dey constitute nuisance for the community , community wey we no dey even live inside oo... we try to shalaye until baba cock gun say make we enter van... we compile ooo , na so dem begin pick people up one by one as we dey drive go station , dem stop carry passenger and conductor wey dey argue about change, person wey dey escort him babe go bus stop ,dem stop carry dat one too inside van... before u know van full dem begin ask us to lap ourselves ...last last na celebrant papa come bail us out 3k each of us wey be 4...

This is very very funny

Miles300:
In 2005, we went to celebrate a friend who was doing his birthday, as we dey knock for gate after we just arrived , na so police van stop ask us why we dey bang gate , we explain ,dem say make we enter van ,I ask the officer unto wetin , the idiot say na we dey constitute nuisance for the community , community wey we no dey even live inside oo... we try to shalaye until baba cock gun say make we enter van... we compile ooo , na so dem begin pick people up one by one as we dey drive go station , dem stop carry passenger and conductor wey dey argue about change, person wey dey escort him babe go bus stop ,dem stop carry dat one too inside van... before u know van full dem begin ask us to lap ourselves ...last last na celebrant papa come bail us out 3k each of us wey be 4...

are you sure said no be me they escorts my beby that time it happens to around that year but is in Lagos that was ketu police station

Didi2d:
I have shared this story here before. Lol...

One Saturday morning, just after environmental sanitisation.
I and a friend met on the way as both of us are going to watch a football game between my area ketu and ayetoro in ijanikin.

Just as we got to the then ayetoro field, I noticed a woman pointed at me and my friend. Before we could take further step, I heard a shout! Hey, both of you come here!

As we approach the woman and some few people standing, omo! This woman started shouting o, na dem na dem. That we armed rubbers.Na so I confused.

To cut the long story short, we were almost linched, but God kept us till police came

Na so I take spend weekend for police cell o, and my family was busy looking for me, till someone told them about some guys that was arrested on Saturday.
Lol .. funny and bad experience

hoped said no be ketu police station or alapere

Omo!!! In January while me and 3 of my guys were on a night out we ran into police in Warri. Play play that’s how Dey handcuffed us that we didn’t park when they asked us to park and that we were fighting them. They seized our phones instanta, put my guys in their van then one of them drove my car while I sat in the passenger seat. They took us to their station at Ebrumede. By this time they have already planted used tramadol pack in my car. Once we got to the station they threw us in cell. We met other guys there, most of them were yahoo boys, one group said they already gave the police 1.5 million that evening and yet the police wouldn’t release them. Some guys had been there for months because of inability to pay bribe. Midnight the set that arrested us came back to the station to drop another set of guys in the cell so I talked to them that I was willing to give them 300k so that we don’t sleep there. So they brought me out and gave me my phone, as soon as I entered my bank app their oga took the phone from me and said they should put me back in the cell. I no fit cry. The next morning by 7 they took me out to my be office and asked me if I was still ready to pay the 300k. I said yes because I didn’t want to spend one more minute there. I wrote statement, paid the 300k to pos then they brought my guys too to write statement. We were now waiting for DPO. When he came they took us to meet him and he was asking what happened. One of my guys was saying we didn’t do anything that kind of stuff, that was how DPO said they should take him back to cell. We started begging and I told DPO we were guilty of everything because all I wanted was to leave that place. He then asked how did we settle with the officers. I told him I paid 300k so he told the arresting officer to release us. On getting our things back I noticed my Apple Watch was missing. Last last they found it in their patrol vehicle. That’s how we left there. My first time of sleeping in cell. Boy that place is horrible, I just thank God I didn’t feel pressed at all while in the cell because you have to cross a river of dirty water to get to the dirty toilet and then you have to scoop the same river to flush the toilet. Omo cell no be am o

kzubyar:
hoped said no be ketu police station or alapere

Alapere

freeborn02:
Lolz. What of dogs? Won't he kill dogs too? Don't forget that it was dogs that prevented Muhammad from hearing from his Satan.

He doesn't need to kill dogs!

Na Your God dey vex for animals dey kill them with humans!

This is what the Lord of Host say: ‘I witnessed what the Amalekites did to the Israelites when they ambushed them on their way up from Egypt.Now go, attack the Amalekites and totally destroy all that belongs to them. Do not spare them; put to death men and women, children and infants, cattle and sheep, camels and donkeys.’” 1 Samuel 15:3

Olalan:
I went to play playstation in a game house....... not a funny scenario.

The guys took us into their bus and collected money from the shop owner, before they let us go.

Since then I dread going to play games or even watch matches outside

Then the business wasn’t registered… I knw ppl that run Game Center and have registered and police no get business with them even. If dem Dey play betting for their.

AntiChristian:
He doesn't need to kill dogs!

May lies not kill you,

Sahih Muslim 1570 c
Abdullah (b. Umar) (Allah be pleased with them) reported: Allah's Messenger (ﷺ) ordered the killing of dogs and we would send (men) in Medina and its corners and we did not spare any dog that we did not kill, so much so that we killed the dog that accompanied the wet she-camel belonging to the people of the desert.

Miles300:
In 2005, we went to celebrate a friend who was doing his birthday, as we dey knock for gate after we just arrived , na so police van stop ask us why we dey bang gate , we explain ,dem say make we enter van ,I ask the officer unto wetin , the idiot say na we dey constitute nuisance for the community , community wey we no dey even live inside oo... we try to shalaye until baba cock gun say make we enter van... we compile ooo , na so dem begin pick people up one by one as we dey drive go station , dem stop carry passenger and conductor wey dey argue about change, person wey dey escort him babe go bus stop ,dem stop carry dat one too inside van... before u know van full dem begin ask us to lap ourselves ...last last na celebrant papa come bail us out 3k each of us wey be 4...

Is this not madness from police?

litetias:
Omo!!! In January while me and 3 of my guys were on a night out we ran into police in Warri. Play play that’s how Dey handcuffed us that we didn’t park when they asked us to park and that we were fighting them. They seized our phones instanta, put my guys in their van then one of them drove my car while I sat in the passenger seat. They took us to their station at Ebrumede. By this time they have already planted used tramadol pack in my car. Once we got to the station they threw us in cell. We met other guys there, most of them were yahoo boys, one group said they already gave the police 1.5 million that evening and yet the police wouldn’t release them. Some guys had been there for months because of inability to pay bribe. Midnight the set that arrested us came back to the station to drop another set of guys in the cell so I talked to them that I was willing to give them 300k so that we don’t sleep there. So they brought me out and gave me my phone, as soon as I entered my bank app their oga took the phone from me and said they should put me back in the cell. I no fit cry. The next morning by 7 they took me out to my be office and asked me if I was still ready to pay the 300k. I said yes because I didn’t want to spend one more minute there. I wrote statement, paid the 300k to pos then they brought my guys too to write statement. We were now waiting for DPO. When he came they took us to meet him and he was asking what happened. One of my guys was saying we didn’t do anything that kind of stuff, that was how DPO said they should take him back to cell. We started begging and I told DPO we were guilty of everything because all I wanted was to leave that place. He then asked how did we settle with the officers. I told him I paid 300k so he told the arresting officer to release us. On getting our things back I noticed my Apple Watch was missing. Last last they found it in their patrol vehicle. That’s how we left there. My first time of sleeping in cell. Boy that place is horrible, I just thank God I didn’t feel pressed at all while in the cell because you have to cross a river of dirty water to get to the dirty toilet and then you have to scoop the same river to flush the toilet. Omo cell no be am o

if ur hands are clean u won't pay dat money & confess to all d trash dey blackmailed u wit..

ur matter dey peppe me 4 bodi Allah!

Didi2d:
Alapere

almost the same thing

litetias:
Omo!!! In January while me and 3 of my guys were on a night out we ran into police in Warri. Play play that’s how Dey handcuffed us that we didn’t park when they asked us to park and that we were fighting them. They seized our phones instanta, put my guys in their van then one of them drove my car while I sat in the passenger seat. They took us to their station at Ebrumede. By this time they have already planted used tramadol pack in my car. Once we got to the station they threw us in cell. We met other guys there, most of them were yahoo boys, one group said they already gave the police 1.5 million that evening and yet the police wouldn’t release them. Some guys had been there for months because of inability to pay bribe. Midnight the set that arrested us came back to the station to drop another set of guys in the cell so I talked to them that I was willing to give them 300k so that we don’t sleep there. So they brought me out and gave me my phone, as soon as I entered my bank app their oga took the phone from me and said they should put me back in the cell. I no fit cry. The next morning by 7 they took me out to my be office and asked me if I was still ready to pay the 300k. I said yes because I didn’t want to spend one more minute there. I wrote statement, paid the 300k to pos then they brought my guys too to write statement. We were now waiting for DPO. When he came they took us to meet him and he was asking what happened. One of my guys was saying we didn’t do anything that kind of stuff, that was how DPO said they should take him back to cell. We started begging and I told DPO we were guilty of everything because all I wanted was to leave that place. He then asked how did we settle with the officers. I told him I paid 300k so he told the arresting officer to release us. On getting our things back I noticed my Apple Watch was missing. Last last they found it in their patrol vehicle. That’s how we left there. My first time of sleeping in cell. Boy that place is horrible, I just thank God I didn’t feel pressed at all while in the cell because you have to cross a river of dirty water to get to the dirty toilet and then you have to scoop the same river to flush the toilet. Omo cell no be am o

COMPLETELY FINISHED AND INHUMANE MEN-IN-UNIFORM!
BUT COME OH, ALL THESE MONIES YOU'RE SHARING, 300K JUST LIKE THAT?

DenreleDave:


2010 or so

I was in a game shop when police stomped the shop... I remember the game I wás playing... It was Wrestling with a friend..

I was about to do smack down for him b4 police entered and we paused.... B4 you know it, I was handcuffs with others playing game, put inside their useless danfo bus and taking to station...

They packed people standing on the road too.... Kon slap me join say I dey look am...


Wetin we do? No. Offence... Dem. Just wan collect money...

Na my dad kon bail me for doing nothing... I wish I can get the man that slapped me...

Make I deal with am..

Just imagine how terrible it will be if nigeria is practicing military regime. I knew havoc these guys did when they were in power as military government.

Jennyclay:
share the story Why were you arrested

Are you a rapist or a murderer or a kidnapper or a serial thief That you can’t share your story

Biko, tell us your crime!!
Evil men!!

Mumu girl person never talk him story or may be the person was even joking, he don turn am to rape as usual.. Nothing dey ur head Pas rape scene Evil women

superCleanworks:
saying MY WIFE, this means you guys are still together. Yes or No.

what did u now want him to do, divorce her, No na. The woman f*ck up, But this things dey happen due to they new for marriage or they are still young them never mature

yazzman:
presently she's pregnant ...waiting for her to give birth before making that decision

Which decision, Abeg forget. Women no get sense normal just manage the one u marry.. If you divorce this one, na another woman you go still carry come.. Just stick with the one u know

yazzman:
My wife insulted me by telling me that ...me that my parent abandoned ... one thing I hate the most is using my childhood experience to mock me ....I had to slap her and before you know she got me arrested...

If na UK you dey that your wife go show you shege.

DenreleDave:


2010 or so

I was in a game shop when police stomped the shop... I remember the game I wás playing... It was Wrestling with a friend..

I was about to do smack down for him b4 police entered and we paused.... B4 you know it, I was handcuffs with others playing game, put inside their useless danfo bus and taking to station...

They packed people standing on the road too.... Kon slap me join say I dey look am...


Wetin we do? No. Offence... Dem. Just wan collect money...

Na my dad kon bail me for doing nothing... I wish I can get the man that slapped me...

Make I deal with am..

Him dey craze. Him for don die tay tay if him ever touch my lips. Wow..., I go tremble, tell am to him face "little man, you will sleep and not wake up!".

Anybody wry ever try that nonsence with me ko, na their punishment be that. Why on Earth can you just come out of the blues and catch the cheek of a righteous man with blows? For what? A backward society! A society where young boys saw been in the police force or army as an acheivenejt! Nonsence! Send dem to their god because they are bullies!

The young boy wey slap me during the 2019 Edo Governorship election for just standing up for an old woman is now rottening in the grave. Olé ma je ku!

You know how big of a money 20N was way back 2004?!

MajorOvakporaye:
They never caught me, even during secondary school days. I always run away. I swam across a river when they wanted to arrest me because of 20 Naira weed in 2004.

You no go let sleeping dog lie

emperor4love:
15k as at 1992

litetias:
Omo!!! In January while me and 3 of my guys were on a night out we ran into police in Warri. Play play that’s how Dey handcuffed us that we didn’t park when they asked us to park and that we were fighting them. They seized our phones instanta, put my guys in their van then one of them drove my car while I sat in the passenger seat. They took us to their station at Ebrumede. By this time they have already planted used tramadol pack in my car. Once we got to the station they threw us in cell. We met other guys there, most of them were yahoo boys, one group said they already gave the police 1.5 million that evening and yet the police wouldn’t release them. Some guys had been there for months because of inability to pay bribe. Midnight the set that arrested us came back to the station to drop another set of guys in the cell so I talked to them that I was willing to give them 300k so that we don’t sleep there. So they brought me out and gave me my phone, as soon as I entered my bank app their oga took the phone from me and said they should put me back in the cell. I no fit cry. The next morning by 7 they took me out to my be office and asked me if I was still ready to pay the 300k. I said yes because I didn’t want to spend one more minute there. I wrote statement, paid the 300k to pos then they brought my guys too to write statement. We were now waiting for DPO. When he came they took us to meet him and he was asking what happened. One of my guys was saying we didn’t do anything that kind of stuff, that was how DPO said they should take him back to cell. We started begging and I told DPO we were guilty of everything because all I wanted was to leave that place. He then asked how did we settle with the officers. I told him I paid 300k so he told the arresting officer to release us. On getting our things back I noticed my Apple Watch was missing. Last last they found it in their patrol vehicle. That’s how we left there. My first time of sleeping in cell. Boy that place is horrible, I just thank God I didn’t feel pressed at all while in the cell because you have to cross a river of dirty water to get to the dirty toilet and then you have to scoop the same river to flush the toilet. Omo cell no be am o

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