Miles300:
In 2005, we went to celebrate a friend who was doing his birthday, as we dey knock for gate after we just arrived , na so police van stop ask us why we dey bang gate , we explain ,dem say make we enter van ,I ask the officer unto wetin , the idiot say na we dey constitute nuisance for the community , community wey we no dey even live inside oo... we try to shalaye until baba cock gun say make we enter van... we compile ooo , na so dem begin pick people up one by one as we dey drive go station , dem stop carry passenger and conductor wey dey argue about change, person wey dey escort him babe go bus stop ,dem stop carry dat one too inside van... before u know van full dem begin ask us to lap ourselves ...last last na celebrant papa come bail us out 3k each of us wey be 4...

This is very very funny

Miles300:
In 2005, we went to celebrate a friend who was doing his birthday, as we dey knock for gate after we just arrived , na so police van stop ask us why we dey bang gate , we explain ,dem say make we enter van ,I ask the officer unto wetin , the idiot say na we dey constitute nuisance for the community , community wey we no dey even live inside oo... we try to shalaye until baba cock gun say make we enter van... we compile ooo , na so dem begin pick people up one by one as we dey drive go station , dem stop carry passenger and conductor wey dey argue about change, person wey dey escort him babe go bus stop ,dem stop carry dat one too inside van... before u know van full dem begin ask us to lap ourselves ...last last na celebrant papa come bail us out 3k each of us wey be 4...

are you sure said no be me they escorts my beby that time it happens to around that year but is in Lagos that was ketu police station

Didi2d:
I have shared this story here before. Lol...

One Saturday morning, just after environmental sanitisation.
I and a friend met on the way as both of us are going to watch a football game between my area ketu and ayetoro in ijanikin.

Just as we got to the then ayetoro field, I noticed a woman pointed at me and my friend. Before we could take further step, I heard a shout! Hey, both of you come here!

As we approach the woman and some few people standing, omo! This woman started shouting o, na dem na dem. That we armed rubbers.Na so I confused.

To cut the long story short, we were almost linched, but God kept us till police came

Na so I take spend weekend for police cell o, and my family was busy looking for me, till someone told them about some guys that was arrested on Saturday.
Lol .. funny and bad experience

hoped said no be ketu police station or alapere

Omo!!! In January while me and 3 of my guys were on a night out we ran into police in Warri. Play play that’s how Dey handcuffed us that we didn’t park when they asked us to park and that we were fighting them. They seized our phones instanta, put my guys in their van then one of them drove my car while I sat in the passenger seat. They took us to their station at Ebrumede. By this time they have already planted used tramadol pack in my car. Once we got to the station they threw us in cell. We met other guys there, most of them were yahoo boys, one group said they already gave the police 1.5 million that evening and yet the police wouldn’t release them. Some guys had been there for months because of inability to pay bribe. Midnight the set that arrested us came back to the station to drop another set of guys in the cell so I talked to them that I was willing to give them 300k so that we don’t sleep there. So they brought me out and gave me my phone, as soon as I entered my bank app their oga took the phone from me and said they should put me back in the cell. I no fit cry. The next morning by 7 they took me out to my be office and asked me if I was still ready to pay the 300k. I said yes because I didn’t want to spend one more minute there. I wrote statement, paid the 300k to pos then they brought my guys too to write statement. We were now waiting for DPO. When he came they took us to meet him and he was asking what happened. One of my guys was saying we didn’t do anything that kind of stuff, that was how DPO said they should take him back to cell. We started begging and I told DPO we were guilty of everything because all I wanted was to leave that place. He then asked how did we settle with the officers. I told him I paid 300k so he told the arresting officer to release us. On getting our things back I noticed my Apple Watch was missing. Last last they found it in their patrol vehicle. That’s how we left there. My first time of sleeping in cell. Boy that place is horrible, I just thank God I didn’t feel pressed at all while in the cell because you have to cross a river of dirty water to get to the dirty toilet and then you have to scoop the same river to flush the toilet. Omo cell no be am o

kzubyar:
hoped said no be ketu police station or alapere

Alapere

freeborn02:


Lolz. What of dogs? Won't he kill dogs too? Don't forget that it was dogs that prevented Muhammad from hearing from his Satan.

He doesn't need to kill dogs!

Na Your God dey vex for animals dey kill them with humans!

This is what the Lord of Host say: ‘I witnessed what the Amalekites did to the Israelites when they ambushed them on their way up from Egypt.Now go, attack the Amalekites and totally destroy all that belongs to them. Do not spare them; put to death men and women, children and infants, cattle and sheep, camels and donkeys.’” 1 Samuel 15:3

Olalan:
I went to play playstation in a game house....... not a funny scenario.

The guys took us into their bus and collected money from the shop owner, before they let us go.

Since then I dread going to play games or even watch matches outside

Then the business wasn’t registered… I knw ppl that run Game Center and have registered and police no get business with them even. If dem Dey play betting for their.

AntiChristian:


He doesn't need to kill dogs!

May lies not kill you,

Sahih Muslim 1570 c
Abdullah (b. Umar) (Allah be pleased with them) reported: Allah's Messenger (ﷺ) ordered the killing of dogs and we would send (men) in Medina and its corners and we did not spare any dog that we did not kill, so much so that we killed the dog that accompanied the wet she-camel belonging to the people of the desert.

Miles300:
In 2005, we went to celebrate a friend who was doing his birthday, as we dey knock for gate after we just arrived , na so police van stop ask us why we dey bang gate , we explain ,dem say make we enter van ,I ask the officer unto wetin , the idiot say na we dey constitute nuisance for the community , community wey we no dey even live inside oo... we try to shalaye until baba cock gun say make we enter van... we compile ooo , na so dem begin pick people up one by one as we dey drive go station , dem stop carry passenger and conductor wey dey argue about change, person wey dey escort him babe go bus stop ,dem stop carry dat one too inside van... before u know van full dem begin ask us to lap ourselves ...last last na celebrant papa come bail us out 3k each of us wey be 4...

Is this not madness from police?

litetias:
Omo!!! In January while me and 3 of my guys were on a night out we ran into police in Warri. Play play that’s how Dey handcuffed us that we didn’t park when they asked us to park and that we were fighting them. They seized our phones instanta, put my guys in their van then one of them drove my car while I sat in the passenger seat. They took us to their station at Ebrumede. By this time they have already planted used tramadol pack in my car. Once we got to the station they threw us in cell. We met other guys there, most of them were yahoo boys, one group said they already gave the police 1.5 million that evening and yet the police wouldn’t release them. Some guys had been there for months because of inability to pay bribe. Midnight the set that arrested us came back to the station to drop another set of guys in the cell so I talked to them that I was willing to give them 300k so that we don’t sleep there. So they brought me out and gave me my phone, as soon as I entered my bank app their oga took the phone from me and said they should put me back in the cell. I no fit cry. The next morning by 7 they took me out to my be office and asked me if I was still ready to pay the 300k. I said yes because I didn’t want to spend one more minute there. I wrote statement, paid the 300k to pos then they brought my guys too to write statement. We were now waiting for DPO. When he came they took us to meet him and he was asking what happened. One of my guys was saying we didn’t do anything that kind of stuff, that was how DPO said they should take him back to cell. We started begging and I told DPO we were guilty of everything because all I wanted was to leave that place. He then asked how did we settle with the officers. I told him I paid 300k so he told the arresting officer to release us. On getting our things back I noticed my Apple Watch was missing. Last last they found it in their patrol vehicle. That’s how we left there. My first time of sleeping in cell. Boy that place is horrible, I just thank God I didn’t feel pressed at all while in the cell because you have to cross a river of dirty water to get to the dirty toilet and then you have to scoop the same river to flush the toilet. Omo cell no be am o

if ur hands are clean u won't pay dat money & confess to all d trash dey blackmailed u wit..

ur matter dey peppe me 4 bodi Allah!

Didi2d:


Alapere

almost the same thing

litetias:
Omo!!! In January while me and 3 of my guys were on a night out we ran into police in Warri. Play play that’s how Dey handcuffed us that we didn’t park when they asked us to park and that we were fighting them. They seized our phones instanta, put my guys in their van then one of them drove my car while I sat in the passenger seat. They took us to their station at Ebrumede. By this time they have already planted used tramadol pack in my car. Once we got to the station they threw us in cell. We met other guys there, most of them were yahoo boys, one group said they already gave the police 1.5 million that evening and yet the police wouldn’t release them. Some guys had been there for months because of inability to pay bribe. Midnight the set that arrested us came back to the station to drop another set of guys in the cell so I talked to them that I was willing to give them 300k so that we don’t sleep there. So they brought me out and gave me my phone, as soon as I entered my bank app their oga took the phone from me and said they should put me back in the cell. I no fit cry. The next morning by 7 they took me out to my be office and asked me if I was still ready to pay the 300k. I said yes because I didn’t want to spend one more minute there. I wrote statement, paid the 300k to pos then they brought my guys too to write statement. We were now waiting for DPO. When he came they took us to meet him and he was asking what happened. One of my guys was saying we didn’t do anything that kind of stuff, that was how DPO said they should take him back to cell. We started begging and I told DPO we were guilty of everything because all I wanted was to leave that place. He then asked how did we settle with the officers. I told him I paid 300k so he told the arresting officer to release us. On getting our things back I noticed my Apple Watch was missing. Last last they found it in their patrol vehicle. That’s how we left there. My first time of sleeping in cell. Boy that place is horrible, I just thank God I didn’t feel pressed at all while in the cell because you have to cross a river of dirty water to get to the dirty toilet and then you have to scoop the same river to flush the toilet. Omo cell no be am o

COMPLETELY FINISHED AND INHUMANE MEN-IN-UNIFORM!
BUT COME OH, ALL THESE MONIES YOU'RE SHARING, 300K JUST LIKE THAT?