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The Brazilian singer and the footballer separated in 2015. According to the couple, they went on separate ways based on “mutual agreement”. But.....

U can never please this entity

daughter of Jezebel

Most Men will believe that they can understand women...please what language should I laugh in...
Better they broke up than she started cheating codedly...
Wait o! Is she trying to say my man, Kaka is a SIMP?

Too perfect is now a crime

e get why I no dey please woman , no amount of effort is enough

I don't think she meant it that way, I think kaka isn't manly enough, kaka is just a very simple man, guy man na even pastor. Kaka no dey yell for him woman, no dey correct am or be in charge as a man. I think she got pissed about it all. Some women will purposely do something to make their man angry at them or even beat them but kaka will even be the one to say sorry. Need to say kaka is a simp and his ex hate simps..

betonnaira:
U can never please this entity

na why I say ,dont take women serious.just behave normal and do what pleases you.anything wey go inconvenience you for woman pleasure, avoid am

"He's too perfect" is code for he doesn't reciprocate drama or keep me in check. Everytime I've heard that phrase it's referring to a soft guy. The kind of guy that would apologise for her transgression instead of being stern with her. Women won't say the actual reason for breakup so they won't appear shallow, very few would openly admit that their man is not giving them emotional stimulation via drama.

Women prioritize drama over peace. If the relationship is too peaceful she'll use her hands and (subconsciously) stir chaos to keep things lively.
Funny enough, if Kaka had caught her cheating she wouldn't use that "He's too perfect" because that would paint her as shallow in that scenario (and place the blame solely on her). So she'll likely use the ol' reliable "You were not giving me attention.."

Always be firm with your woman. Dont be easily coerced.

Jennyclay and the gang

In a nutshell, bannies don't love good men....

Wetin bannies really want in a man?

This is how simps feel to women. Lol there is a 90 percent chance she was cheating on him either way with someone who had the missing gbola and was imperfect for her lol

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This gender is perfect in all ways... Amen somebody

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Nawa weytin dis gender want self haba

Na so women be generally. They don’t like the Mr nice guy, the like the razz/bad guys. Eg guys in cult groups, the smokers,the fuckboys, yahoo boys, the women beaters, the thrill seekers. Na why i kuku no dey take them serious. Their confusion dey confuse me

judatech:
Most Men will believe that they can understand women...please what language should I laugh in...
Better they broke up than she started cheating codedly...
Wait o! Is she trying to say my man, Kaka is a SIMP?

King Solomon the wisest king told us that as wise as he is, he does not understand women. Na we wer no dey wise go come understand?

OKOATA:
I don't think she meant it that way, I think kaka isn't manly enough, kaka is just a very simple man, guy man na even pastor. Kaka no dey yell for him woman, no dey correct am or be in charge as a man. I think she got pissed about it all. Some women will purposely do something to make their man angry at them or even beat them but kaka will even be the one to say sorry. Need to say kaka is a simp and his ex hate simps..

Kaka is one of the few men any woman will die for.He is a sigma male and not a SIMP. Simps are just undisciplined men that lacked focus.That lady is just a kid in the form of a woman with very low IQ and does not understand the kind of man she has.

OKOATA:
I don't think she meant it that way, I think kaka isn't manly enough, kaka is just a very simple man, guy man na even pastor. Kaka no dey yell for him woman, no dey correct am or be in charge as a man. I think she got pissed about it all. Some women will purposely do something to make their man angry at them or even beat them but kaka will even be the one to say sorry. Need to say kaka is a simp and his ex hate simps..

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But she was an evangelist too now😂😂😂

When St Paul advice that women should not preach in the church pulpits, some persons said he's antichrist, as if they know more than Jesus that didn't choose any women in his 12 nor amongst the 72 😬

pixey:
Kaka is one of the few men any woman will die for.He is a sigma male and not a SIMP. Simps are just undisciplined men that lacked focus.That lady is just a kid in the form of a woman with very low IQ and does not understand the kind of man she has.

Those days when I learned Kaka's wife na singer, I felt that settings wasn't right. With his kind of person (pastor like), he just suppose marry one simple civil servant, teacher, lecturer, medical doctor etc. I think Kaka also wanted to go the celebrity way marrying actresses, singers, models, but of course it seldoms end well.

Dude should have just enjoyed his peaceful life with a woman with his kind of character. A good girl from his church would have been better.

sharpwriter:
Those days when I learned Kaka's wife na singer, I felt that settings wasn't right. With his kind of person (pastor like), he just suppose marry one simple civil servant, teacher, lecturer, medical doctor etc. I think Kaka also wanted to go the celebrity way marrying actresses, singers, models, but of course it seldoms end well.

Dude should have just enjoyed his peaceful life with a woman with his kind of character. A good girl from his church would have been better.

Exactly ! That was Kaka fatal mistake.That lady wanted his fame and money. Brazilian models and singers are very known to behave that way.

Women want someone that will be given them headache and be Gaga ga

Don't even try to study women because you can never graduate. Kaka is the type of guy who will get a lot of girls dreaming. A rich, cool, calm, handsome and not controversial football er. I'm sure the girl must be a product of a dysfunctional marriage for her to reason that way.Her parents can't be happily married and watch her take that decision, that will be a monumental disgrace to them.

OKOATA:
I don't think she meant it that way, I think kaka isn't manly enough, kaka is just a very simple man, guy man na even pastor. Kaka no dey yell for him woman, no dey correct am or be in charge as a man. I think she got pissed about it all. Some women will purposely do something to make their man angry at them or even beat them but kaka will even be the one to say sorry. Need to say kaka is a simp and his ex hate simps..

Women hate SIMPs with passion!

Forget all these ones ranting everyday on nairaland. they all wished and preferred the tough, adamant and hard guy. A guy they cannot control. Kaka lack those qualities hence he was a rich simp

my sympathy to simpletons in advance

One told me you are too sweet to be true. I believe you have ulterior motives"

This was someone I hardly see and has no economic benefit to me

betonnaira:
The Brazilian singer and the footballer separated in 2015. According to the couple, they went on separate ways based on “mutual agreement”. But.....

The screenshot below explains everything.

Dizzyyish:
"He's too perfect" is code for he doesn't reciprocate drama or keep me in check. Everytime I've heard that phrase it's referring to a soft guy. The kind of guy that would apologise for her transgression instead of being stern with her. Women won't say the actual reason for breakup so they won't appear shallow, very few would openly admit that their man is not giving them emotional stimulation via drama.

Women prioritize drama over peace. If the relationship is too peaceful she'll use her hands and (subconsciously) stir chaos to keep things lively.
Funny enough, if Kaka had caught her cheating she wouldn't use that "He's too perfect" because that would paint her as shallow in that scenario. So she'll likely use the ol' reliable "You were not giving me attention.."

You have given a holistic view of the problem. Even as perfect as Eden was prior to Eve, she brought chaos!