Bintabisiriyu2:
It's only poverty that speaks like you, why not gift baba like 200k to buy a brand new mower, or take them out of the village so they won't have to battle with unwanted grass.
If i was the father and you come to help me cut the grass na to sound you hot slap for ignoring your responsibilities. Ewu

the poor guy just asked a simple question maybe for advice and many supposed wealthy folks here are turning it into a dick measuring contest full of pride and hubris,let the poor man breathe

okoroemeka:
relax bro,not everybody has the grace to live in lekki or ikoyi,that you have not seen a Cutlass or grass before in your life do not make you a more better man than the farmer living in the village

People who live in Lagos seem to believe that other places do not have the luxury of having free yards where plants, flowers and grasses are allowed to grow

I'm a girl.

TenQ:

Meaning that it is possible to find the father of your girl cutting the grasses with cutlass while you come in for the first visit

Samantha124:
I'm a girl.

I know my sister.

Tallesty1:
Naturally I will help him out and we will switch yarns while I do it. I will tell him how good I was at farms back in the days and he will think me a good son inlaw even though I have just set myself up for see finish. They would think I was well brought up but the truth is that I no get money to give them to get a laborer so make I kuku do am.

Send your dowry details to my DM, man.

I want to give you my name, cover your shame, and keep you as an eye-candy trophy husband.

Samantha124:
I'm a girl.

I know my sister.

Meaning that it is possible to find the father of the girl cutting the grasses with cutlass while the guy come in for his first visit

Magnoliaa:


Send your dowry details to my DM, man.

I want to give you my name, cover your shame, and keep you as an eye-candy trophy husband.

Might follow you for free if you sabi cook egusi soup.

Magnoliaa:


Send your dowry details to my DM, man.

I want to give you my name and cover your shame and keep you as an eye-candy trophy husband.

Hello!
Can't you take a simple harmless joke?

Not all problems are money solved o!

Tallesty1:
Naturally I will help him out and we will switch yarns while I do it. I will tell him how good I was at farms back in the days and he will think me a good son inlaw even though I have just set myself up for see finish. They would think I was well brought up but the truth is that I no get money to give them to get a laborer so make I kuku do am.

Wisdom. I is profitable to direct my brother!

Tallesty1:
Might follow you for free if you sabi cook egusi soup.

You think I have the capacity to pay your dowry, and I'll still be bending over in the kitchen cooking?

Bettergoat:
As I don't know how to cut grass with cutlass... What do I do? Punish myself?

Our forefathers of old could never.

Magnoliaa:


You think I have the capacity to pay your dowry, and I'll still be bending over in the kitchen cooking?

I just told you what I will accept as dowry.


We are negotiating

TenQ:

Wisdom. I is profitable to direct my brother!

Exactly Chief, were cash no dey brain suppose help

Tallesty1:
I just told you what I will accept as dowry.


We are negotiating

I am Woman; I don't negotiate. Not especially with a man.

Since when did you start having choices?

You take what I offer or not, not make demands.

He is a guest, and he should be treated as one.

Tallesty1:
Exactly Chief, were cash no dey brain suppose help

Exactly!
You spoke well!

Adunn1ade:
He is a guest, and he should be treated as one.

Yes he should be treated as a guest
BUT
Only after he has shown that he is cultured!

Magnoliaa:


I am Woman; I don't negotiate. Not especially with a man.

Since when did you start having choices?

You take what I offer or not, not make demands.

I am the one getting married, remember.

Make an attempt to help out.. As a first time visitor, the father is bound to reject your offer ..
It's vice versa when the gf visits for the first time too ..

Any WISE Guy would take up the Cutlass and clear the Bushes.

But Later in the Nite, the Girl should allow him CLEAR her Sweet Bush, with his 'CUTLASS'.

Fahvvy:
It depends on how serious the relationship is ...

If the Relationship is a Meet and FUCCK casual Relationship,
Since you have met the Girl's Father, Courtesy demands that you help Him out!🤨🙂

Show some Damned Respect After Enjoying his Daughter's Towtow for Pete's Sake! 😏😕

Silentgroper:
Make an attempt to help out.. As a first time visitor, the father is bound to reject your offer ..
It's vice versa when the gf visits for the first time too ..

I agree perfectly with you.

Tallesty1:
I am the one getting married, remember.

You're...?

No, no. You're getting married to/to me.

Note the active/passive grammatical difference - I am the woman, with an education here. Not a boy like you who learnt farming.

Magnoliaa:


You're...?

No, no. You're getting married to/to me.

Note the active/passive grammatical difference - I am the woman, with an education here. Not a boy like you who learnt farming.

I can be your officiating priests for a small fee if you don't mind!
. LOL!!

Adunn1ade:
He is a guest, and he should be treated as one.

hello ma'am.
It's actually been a while m
Seems you've not been active on this forum lately.
How have you been??

BscHolder:
hello ma'am.
It's actually been a while m
Seems you've not been active on this forum lately.
How have you been??

I'm ok, and you?

Adunn1ade:


I'm ok, and you?

your profile picture is commonly used by atheists and Muslims.
Are you one?

GrandFinale2021:
Your profile picture is commonly used by atheists and Muslims.
Are you one?

Yes, I am.

Adunn1ade:


I'm ok, and you?

I'm fine. I've been following your posts and I must commend you for being so gregarious, open and kind-hearted to most nairalanders who cross paths with you despite being married and blessed with two kids.
From your DP I could infer that you're an atheist which means having a good heart is not a Christian or religious thingy.
I'd like us to communicate further asides this platform as I love interacting with personalities of your kind.
Which mail address of yours still active so I could probably send a message?
allegratessy at I cloud dot com or allegratessy at Gmail dot com

Tallesty1:
Naturally I will help him out and we will switch yarns while I do it. I will tell him how good I was at farms back in the days and he will think me a good son inlaw even though I have just set myself up for see finish. They would think I was well brought up but the truth is that I no get money to give them to get a laborer so make I kuku do am.

help what?so if you are fresh and stepping out of a Lexus is250,you will pick cutlass to cut grass?for what?,to be a good boy,instead I will give him money to find workers and clear the bush

BscHolder:
I'm fine. I've been following your posts and I must commend you for being so gregarious, open and kind-hearted to most nairalanders who cross paths with you despite being married and blessed with two kids.
From your DP I could infer that you're an atheist which means having a good heart is not a Christian or religious thingy.
I'd like us to communicate further asides this platform as I love interacting with personalities of your kind



Which mail address of yours still active so I could probably send a message?
allegratessy at I cloud dot com or allegratessy at Gmail dot com

I cloud dot com

The natural thing to do is to clear the grass together with him (if there’s no niggur around to do it)