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Talk about a funny lie a guy told you by Marpatsyl(op):
I'll go first..

He invited me to his apartment for the first time and I noticed how well organized and furnished the place was.

On putting on the TV, I noticed it was last on JIMJAM, I stylishly asked about it and he said he enjoys watching cartoons a lot. Then to the kitchen, I noticed big pots and other sizeable kitchen utensils that are not likely to be seen in a bachelor's house, I also asked about it and bros said he enjoys cooking for his relatives whenever they come around, I just pretended to believe it at the moment cheesy

Las las, bros is married and his wife and kids traveled for the holiday the very morning he invited me to his house
Re: Talk about a funny lie a guy told you by Marpatsyl(op): 2:15pm On May 22, 2024
Just imagine grin

Re: Talk about a funny lie a guy told you by yarimo(m): 4:44pm On May 22, 2024
I am here to read lies
Re: Talk about a funny lie a guy told you by Sonnobax15(m):
lipsrsealed
Funny enough these Nigerian bannies love guys who bathe Dem with lies..And take those serious and honest ones for granted.....

Re: Talk about a funny lie a guy told you by Nobody: 4:51pm On May 22, 2024
But you still fuccked him, didn't you? Lie now and see Amadioha strike you.

Re: Talk about a funny lie a guy told you by Tokskob2008: 5:25pm On May 22, 2024
Nonexisting1:
But you still fuccked him, didn't you? Lie now and see Amadioha strike you.
Lol... she can't deny that at all. They loved the lies a lot, in fact when you bare your mind out telling them the truth they immediately see you as a dunce.
Re: Talk about a funny lie a guy told you by Marpatsyl(op): 6:51pm On May 22, 2024
Nonexisting1:
But you still fuccked him, didn't you? Lie now and see Amadioha strike you.
No, I didn't.
You can assume whatever you want though undecided
Re: Talk about a funny lie a guy told you by Freshboi316(m): 7:32pm On May 22, 2024
E mad o.. did you later gave him a chance to ..........
Re: Talk about a funny lie a guy told you by Rexymania(m): 7:54pm On May 22, 2024
The girl should be ashamed of herself, she's used as a spare part
Re: Talk about a funny lie a guy told you by PerfectStranger(m): 10:56pm On May 22, 2024
Madam complete this story. What happened next?

Re: Talk about a funny lie a guy told you by TinubuThief: 11:25pm On May 22, 2024
yarimo:
I am here to read lies
Ok
So now, go and look for work to help your life
Re: Talk about a funny lie a guy told you by Marpatsyl(op): 8:31am On May 23, 2024
PerfectStranger:
Madam complete this story. What happened next?
Oga, nothing happened.. I gave an excuse to leave urgently and I went to my father's house.
Re: Talk about a funny lie a guy told you by Marpatsyl(op): 8:31am On May 23, 2024
TinubuThief:
Ok
So now, go and look for work to help your life
Lol
Re: Talk about a funny lie a guy told you by Marpatsyl(op): 8:33am On May 23, 2024
Freshboi316:
E mad o.. did you later gave him a chance to ..........
Nope, I'd rather give myself pleasure than to knowingly have sex with a married man. I can't deal abeg undecided
Re: Talk about a funny lie a guy told you by TinubuThief: 8:41am On May 23, 2024
Marpatsyl:
Lol
It's true na
He is clueless and jobless
Re: Talk about a funny lie a guy told you by Freshboi316(m): 12:05pm On May 24, 2024
Okay good.... Clap for yourself 😁 😁 😁. You sound real and I believe u


Marpatsyl:
Nope, I'd rather give myself pleasure than to knowingly have sex with a married man. I can't deal abeg undecided
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