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Re: . by EreluRoz(op): 10:06am On Aug 08, 2024
Yugoslavia247:
A pant?

So this guy took my car to go and chase woman.

Calls my guy ifeanyi.

You dey mad
You dey craze.
I borrow u car and you go dey Bleep woman inside.
Today is the first and last time u will get my car keys.
Now you don make me regret knowing you.
What if no be my wife see am and my boss enter car. He go feel say i no dey reliable.
No tell me to calm down
Cuts call.

Wife you see why i hate giving car out.
Goes into whatsapp and tells ifeanyi na film.
Shey e cast.
😆😆😆 you try but someone like me will keep looking straight into your eyes and I'll know the truth with your facial expression no matter how you try to disguise
Re: . by Yugoslavia247(m): 10:18am On Aug 08, 2024
EreluRoz:
😆😆😆 you try but someone like me will keep looking straight into your eyes and I'll know the truth with your facial expression no matter how you try to disguise
My friend will come and collect the pant.
And beg the wife.
Re: . by Pat081: 10:24am On Aug 08, 2024
GanagiBitrus:
Then claim you are Innocent. cool
Lol, Baba oooo
Re: . by EreluRoz(op): 10:25am On Aug 08, 2024
Yugoslavia247:
My friend will come and collect the pant.
And beg the wife.
😆
Re: . by Leemzyy(f): 10:26am On Aug 08, 2024
hmmm i wouldnt even ask him,its a slap i would just give him i swear
Re: . by Gbadugbakun(m): 10:34am On Aug 08, 2024
EreluRoz:
Lol she won't believe you. One easy way to catch a lying man is looking straight into his eyes when he's lying, his facial expression will give him out
You're yet to meet a professional liar.
Re: . by Anny69: 10:40am On Aug 08, 2024
EreluRoz:
Tactfully defend yourself out of this situation if your wife or girlfriend saw this lingerie in your car

Re: . by EreluRoz(op): 10:45am On Aug 08, 2024
Leemzyy:
hmmm i wouldnt even ask him,its a slap i would just give him i swear
You want to slap man hmm you don't fear that their muscle. Don't ever hit any man please but if they do then teach them a lesson they'll never forget
Re: . by EreluRoz(op): 10:46am On Aug 08, 2024
Gbadugbakun:
You're yet to meet a professional liar.
The eyes will always reveal the truth if you know how to read the eyes accurately
Re: . by Leemzyy(f): 10:52am On Aug 08, 2024
EreluRoz:
You want to slap man hmm you don't fear that their muscle. Don't ever hit any man please but if they do then teach them a lesson they'll never forget
Lolz when my bae went 4 two weeks without communicating,hmm when we met i dont even know when i gave him a slap,he is an ASP oo,i taught he was gonna get angry but the jerk just kept apologizing,me no dey fear them jor
Re: . by Gbadugbakun(m): 10:55am On Aug 08, 2024
EreluRoz:
The eyes will always reveal the truth if you know how to read the eyes accurately
Forget what you see in movies. A professional liar would lie to you and remain as normal as anything.

Those who show signs are those who still have a conscience.
Re: . by EreluRoz(op): 10:56am On Aug 08, 2024
Leemzyy:
Lolz when my bae went 4 two weeks without communicating,hmm when we met i dont even know when i gave him a slap,he is an ASP oo,i taught he was gonna get angry but the jerk just kept apologizing,me no dey fear them jor
Uniform men don't always hit their women, they were warned against it. Infact their wives are always strong headed and controls them in most cases. That uniform man you are seeing out there may actually be at the mercy of his wife at home
Re: . by EreluRoz(op): 10:57am On Aug 08, 2024
Gbadugbakun:
Forget what you see in movies. A professional liar would lie to you and remain as normal as anything.

Those who show signs are those who still have a conscience.
It has never failed me, I'm very excellent at detecting lies. Something in your retina will reveal it to me
Re: . by Gbadugbakun(m): 10:59am On Aug 08, 2024
EreluRoz:
It has never failed me, I'm very excellent at detecting lies. Something in your retina will reveal it to me
As spiritualist way you be. De play

Retina ko vagina ni. undecided
Re: . by Leemzyy(f): 11:01am On Aug 08, 2024
EreluRoz:
Uniform men don't always hit their women, they were warned against it. Infact their wives are always strong headed and controls them in most cases. That uniform man you are seeing out there may actually be at the mercy of his wife at home
Hmm no wonder,well my head later correct and i apologized
Re: . by EreluRoz(op): 11:01am On Aug 08, 2024
Gbadugbakun:
As spiritualist way you be. De play

Retina ko vagina ni. undecided
Remember I am iyaebethegreat. I may decide to overlook and play along but nobody dare lie to me without me finding out the truth
Re: . by Gbadugbakun(m): 11:31am On Aug 08, 2024
EreluRoz:
Remember I am iyaebethegreat. I may decide to overlook and play along but nobody dare lie to me without me finding out the truth
As Mammy wata way you be?
Re: . by EreluRoz(op): 11:33am On Aug 08, 2024
Gbadugbakun:
As Mammy wata way you be?
lol I'm gifted by the almighty
Re: . by Gotocourt: 11:34am On Aug 08, 2024
EreluRoz:
Tactfully defend yourself out of this situation if your wife or girlfriend saw this lingerie in your car
Nothing strange especially for e-hailing drivers. common to see this in your car left by club goers at night. Bra choke, earrings, lip gloss, ladies eyeglasses
Re: . by EreluRoz(op): 11:36am On Aug 08, 2024
Gotocourt:
Nothing especially for e-hailing drivers. common to see this in your car left by club goers at night. Bra choke, earrings, lip gloss
Lol so it's easier for e-hailing drivers to successfully lie their way out
Re: . by Babaken: 12:48pm On Aug 08, 2024
Mad woman throw it inside my car while on traffic I was thinking it's a piece of clothes not knowing this rubbish I didn't stop to check because she was carrying stick for her not to smash my windscreen.
Re: . by foodlum(m):
[quote author=Leemzyy post=131396180]Lolz when my bae went 4 two weeks without communicating,hmm when we met i dont even know when i gave him a slap,he is an ASP oo,i taught he was gonna get angry but the jerk just kept apologizing,me no dey fear them jor[/quo

Dat ASP is slow. If its me, I ma use my 3rd leg slap both ya ass cheeks grin
Re: . by Leemzyy(f): 2:46pm On Aug 08, 2024
[quote author=foodlum post=131399948][/quote]Hehehe my baby is not a bully
Re: . by okoroemeka(m): 3:31pm On Aug 08, 2024
EreluRoz:
Tactfully defend yourself out of this situation if your wife or girlfriend saw this lingerie in your car
the probability of such happening is very tiny,who the hell removes and keeps such but a pervert
Re: . by BlackyOne: 4:19pm On Aug 08, 2024
EreluRoz:
You cheated on her and was even careless about it which simply means you never valued her. Most of you only appreciate a good woman after they've left your wicked selves. When you are too good and available for any man they begin to misbehave. I pray she meets a better man who will appreciate her for who she is.
He cheated doesn't mean he doesn't love, value or respect her, he might but still be moved by adventure (a subtle demon)
Re: . by nairaman66(m): 4:20pm On Aug 08, 2024
EreluRoz:
You cheated on her and was even careless about it which simply means you never valued her. Most of you only appreciate a good woman after they've left your wicked selves. When you are too good and available for any man they begin to misbehave. I pray she meets a better man who will appreciate her for who she is.
Oh please this old evening newspaper, get lost! The message isn’t for the likes of your damaged goods.
Re: . by EreluRoz(op): 4:26pm On Aug 08, 2024
BlackyOne:
He cheated doesn't mean he doesn't love, value or respect her, he might but still be moved by adventure (a subtle demon)
When you truly love someone cheating becomes a mysterious thing
Re: . by EreluRoz(op): 4:27pm On Aug 08, 2024
nairaman66:
Oh please this old evening newspaper, get lost! The message isn’t for the likes of your damaged goods.
Enjoy your heartbreak but why don't you just continue with the lady you cheated with? Maybe she's better than your girlfriend that's why you cheated with her
Re: . by nairaman66(m): 4:39pm On Aug 08, 2024
EreluRoz:
Enjoy your heartbreak but why don't you just continue with the lady you cheated with? Maybe she's better than your girlfriend that's why you cheated with her
That’s my worry, not yours!
Re: . by obinna58(m): 5:51pm On Aug 08, 2024
EreluRoz:
Tactfully defend yourself out of this situation if your wife or girlfriend saw this lingerie in your car
Sorry I forgot, wanted to tell you earlier that you left one of your pants in the car.
If it’s not yours then whohuh
Whenever you go shopping with my car, you search and make sure nothing falls out, now see where it leading to, as if I’m a cheat
Re: . by laivwire(m): 6:03pm On Aug 08, 2024
See what i'm saying? I was telling Azeez and his wife last night to not be in a rush when alighting in traffic on our way back from work yesterday. Her bag fell down and I guess she didn't see this in the dark.

Why will a married woman be wearing and carrying this kin thing around sef? Thank God for you my wife, you and your grannie pants grin.

Honey, please help me throw this thing in the dustbin, I'm too holy to touch it sef tongue
Re: . by femi4: 6:20pm On Aug 08, 2024
EreluRoz:
Tactfully defend yourself out of this situation if your wife or girlfriend saw this lingerie in your car
I saw this in a store window and thought of you! I was thinking of getting it for you as a surprise, but I wanted to make sure you'd like it first. I know it was a stupid idea to leave it in the car
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