₦airaland Forum

idahme:
Just after two days of talking she asked can you take care of me? Hope you won't allow me to suffer?
continental ballistic missiles to check if I can neutralize her S500 missile defense shield.

I asked if I take care of all your bills what then will you use your salary to do? And then I asked again do you have the mindset of looking out for each other or it's only the man that will look out for you? The first question she replied with 'I really can't tell you for now because I wasn't expecting that question' , selfishness check ✅ observed and then she answered the second question, she said Its the man that must look out for me, I shouldn't be looking for a man, selfishness check confirmed ✅

I have come to realize that one of the test for a woman to determine whether she is interested in you is her willingness to part with her money even if you ain't really interested in what she has, do that check to weed out the extremely hypergamous and selfish ones

190:
She told me she didnt come to this life to suffer

Then she said 'show workings'. Wtf is that?. I aint your average nigerian guy. Ive dated the best women from around the world. and this netherland reincanated black b!tch telling me to show workings'.. Like why dont you get a damn job and show yourself workings!

Phool!. When Beautiful Beeches full everywhere wit no stress !

Mariangeles:
You don't mind being called SIMPson? 😀

otiokpo:
She called that she is stranded that I should send her 3k. I did and later called her to know how she was and hope she is home and dry. She said she has been with her man since yesterday, that she just needed the money to buy food.

The thing shock me , I felt insulted and I blanked

emmaodet:
One also boldly told me she can't date a man with 2 legs rather 4 legs (a car). Atleast, if you can't date someone, courtesy demands you turn him down in a polite way but since they thought the man won't be anything in life and have rubbished him, they careless about his feelings or what he will pass through. 14 years later after altering those words to me, God turned my life around and I became better.
She saw me in a ride and called my line to meet me. I guess it was the open roof convertible car that attracted her.
Met her later a Na when she enter marriage eye clear. She got feed up of feeding him after a year filled with quarrels and fightings.
Long story short, she wanted us to start dating. No be me and her.... I jump and pass

Gerrard59:
First bold: good questions.
Second bold: good way to gauge the situation.

That said, if/when she gets to marry a well-to-do man, she will be the first to lament that he has extramarital affairs after she must have barred him from having sex because she gave birth.

Gerrard59:
I met her on a Facebook group because of her side hustle. I was interested because of her state of origin. A few weeks into the conversation, she expressed likeness for me. Meanwhile, I was solely interested in the side hustle business and her state of origin. A month later she mentioned how she ordered goods. I requested for the numbers and sent money (this doubled her initial capital). Only for her to ask me in less than a month for money as things are hard in Nigeria. How does that one concern me? Am I Tinubu? So, what about the goods you ordered? What about your job and second side hustle? what do you use your money for? Ah! I wondered if this is how talking stage people write on social media. I don't like it when people ask me for what I am not responsible for.

Looking back, I am glad I called it off and insisted we focus on the business side as she started talking about marriage. Me and marriage? Also, I cannot partake in a long-distance relationship. It is a loss to a man, and thanks to Pansophist for one of his posts on that topic.

Savagethe21st:
boss i dey find that posts since..abeg u fit share am make i save am

emmaodet:
One also boldly told me she can't date a man with 2 legs rather 4 legs (a car).
Atleast, if you can't date someone, courtesy demands you turn him down in a polite way but since they thought the man won't be anything in life and have rubbished him, they careless about his feelings or what he will pass through.
14 years later after altering those words to me, God turned my life around and I became better.
She saw me in a ride and called my line to meet me. I guess it was the open roof convertible car that attracted her.
Met her later and she started telling me how she had a marriage divorce less than 2 years because she was literally feeding the man.
Since she love flashy things, the guy deceived her into relationship by using borrow borrow car from friends and apartment of a family unknown to her.
Na when she enter marriage eye clear.
She got feed up of feeding him after a year filled with quarrels and fightings.
Long story short, she wanted us to start dating.
No be me and her.... I jump and pass

Savagethe21st:
boss i dey find that posts since..abeg u fit share am make i save am

Savagethe21st:
boss i dey find that posts since..abeg u fit share am make i save am

Savagethe21st:
boss i dey find that posts since..abeg u fit share am make i save am

Savagethe21st:
boss i dey find that posts since..abeg u fit share am make i save am

Candidlady:

Stingy man

emmaodet:
One also boldly told me she can't date a man with 2 legs rather 4 legs (a car).
Atleast, if you can't date someone, courtesy demands you turn him down in a polite way but since they thought the man won't be anything in life and have rubbished him, they careless about his feelings or what he will pass through.
14 years later after altering those words to me, God turned my life around and I became better.
She saw me in a ride and called my line to meet me. I guess it was the open roof convertible car that attracted her.
Met her later and she started telling me how she had a marriage divorce less than 2 years because she was literally feeding the man.
Since she love flashy things, the guy deceived her into relationship by using borrow borrow car from friends and apartment of a family unknown to her.
Na when she enter marriage eye clear.
She got feed up of feeding him after a year filled with quarrels and fightings.
Long story short, she wanted us to start dating.
No be me and her.... I jump and pass

DIVINEEVIDENCE:
Missed and also rejected my call once and never cared to call back.

DeeScan:
Oh she don wan dey port from naz.gul go this one side ..


Hehehehe, I just like that Mr nazgul way .. Him scopes dey on point ..

E be like say this one na Osho free.. Him go drop funds na ..

Bwilliam:
She asked what would I do if a woman says no sex before marriage, and after laughing for like 5 mins, I answered that the only natural follow up to that proposal is to ask the woman if she was a virgin.
She just stylishly changed the subject.

Most women try to lay "Pussy-traps" in an effort to raise their value, and trick gullible men into thinking they've met a decent young damsel who has had a rough life, and who just need a captain Save-A-Hoe to rescue her
Guys, be careful, the most common trap is to not give you any pussy. They'll starve you, make you wait and work for a pussy that they have given to other guys for a packet of indomie..not the indomie that cost 350 now, the one that cost 35 naira back then.
Aft

4gunners:
She spoke condescendingly to a stranger.

MrLibrarian:
Folake4u aka Ebayray too like prick right from her UNIBEN days. Anyway belle face, the charge and bail baby lawyer won't hesitate to jump on any rich dick she comes across.
This one called Gloriousgbola is the biggest simp on this forum. Lied to Ishi.love he was awarded a 42 million naira contract but when Juwessgratitude aka Mariangeles was having accomodation issues and was thrown away by her landlord, the audio 42 million award winning contractor could not give that poor girl a dime

Gerrard59:
This is a Nairaland OG! I recalled reading your posts during my early days here. Good to see this moniker again.

TheBreastSucker:
If you had the common sense to be stingy with your breasts they would not be this flat and saggy!

pansophist:
Me I don't do talking stage o.

I just think talking stage happens mostly when someone is not into you and is assessing your matter.

When two people are into each other, dating or courting will just naturally happen. There will be no impediment to transition into the next stage.

You guys will feel so overwhelmed with the idea of each other, that the relationship will naturally be on speed, like a truck rolling of a cliff, and all you guys can do is slow it down.

Under Max three months, most discussions would have been discussed. From numbers of kids, genotype, future plans, and they will probably be the person you mostly chat with.

Relationship no hard. Na you just go dey do am with person wey no send you.

The person come dey use big English and being moral to give you the impression say you catch better person, when in reality, he/she nack one person same day because attraction was mutual.

emmaodet:
One also boldly told me she can't date a man with 2 legs rather 4 legs (a car).
Atleast, if you can't date someone, courtesy demands you turn him down in a polite way but since they thought the man won't be anything in life and have rubbished him, they careless about his feelings or what he will pass through.
14 years later after altering those words to me, God turned my life around and I became better.
She saw me in a ride and called my line to meet me. I guess it was the open roof convertible car that attracted her.
Met her later and she started telling me how she had a marriage divorce less than 2 years because she was literally feeding the man.
Since she love flashy things, the guy deceived her into relationship by using borrow borrow car from friends and apartment of a family unknown to her.
Na when she enter marriage eye clear.
She got feed up of feeding him after a year filled with quarrels and fightings.
Long story short, she wanted us to start dating.
No be me and her.... I jump and pass

EducatedMind369:
Good day. I have a question to ask: how do I become a attractive as an undergrad with limited financial resources? I'm a male by the way.

Do I just leave that aspect of my life till later in the future, when I might have the means?

EducatedMind369:
Good day. I have a question to ask: how do I become a attractive as an undergrad with limited financial resources? I'm a male by the way.

Do I just leave that aspect of my life till later in the future, when I might have the means?

Bwilliam:
She asked what would I do if a woman says no sex before marriage, and after laughing for like 5 mins, I answered that the only natural follow up to that proposal is to ask the woman if she was a virgin.
She just stylishly changed the subject.

Most women try to lay "Pussy-traps" in an effort to raise their value, and trick gullible men into thinking they've met a decent young damsel who has had a rough life, and who just need a captain Save-A-Hoe to rescue her
Guys, be careful, the most common trap is to not give you any pussy. They'll starve you, make you wait and work for a pussy that they have given to other guys for a packet of indomie..not the indomie that cost 350 now, the one that cost 35 naira back then.
Aft

Desusi:
Five years after my wife demise, l decided to Marry again. I started a very serious relationship with a woman, only to discover later that she is having the same ailment that killed my former wife,l have to quickly pick race, never to have a word with her again.