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englishmart:
Before the end of the event, I told my friend to tell his girlfriend to arrange one babe from her list of friends for me.

Minutes later they presented me a 5ft3" babe. You know a 5ft3" is technically 5ft9" if she's in a pair of 6" shoes. When she showed up, I was already high to the point that everything looked beautiful. Even James Brown would have passed for a Meghan Markle at that point.

We didn't do much, I just did some DJ work on her body for a minute, then I invited her to my place the next day.
When she arrived, I gave her something to eat. As I was trying to be patient and not allude to sex starvation, I pretended we needed to know each other better. Next thing I noticed was that I was reclined in bed as a consequence of her push. She put off the light and hopped on me. I was like, which kain wahala be this?

I grabbed her b##ast and when I put my mouth there, the volume of milk I took in reminded me of those herdsboys that drink directly from the breast of a cow. "What the fvvvvbk is going on here" I muttered to myself. I had to make the best of the situation. I texted my friend to buy mai-shayi bread for me and drop it by the door post. I kuku begin press the milk enter inside the bread dey chop am codedly. She go dey wonder why the fore..play last like that.

I used the excess strength I gathered to nearly reimpregnate her. I don't care whether that word exists or not.

bantilosha:
i swear you no well

englishmart:
Before the end of the event, I told my friend to tell his girlfriend to arrange one babe from her list of friends for me.
Minutes later they presented me a 5ft3" babe. You know a 5ft3" is technically 5ft9" if she's in a pair of 6" shoes. When she showed up, I was already high to the point that everything looked beautiful. Even James Brown would have passed for a Meghan Markle at that point.

We didn't do much, I just did some DJ work on her body for a minute, then I invited her to my place the next day.
When she arrived, I gave her something to eat. As I was trying to be patient and not allude to sex starvation, I pretended we needed to know each other better. Next thing I noticed was that I was reclined in bed as a consequence of her push. She put off the light and hopped on me. I was like, which kain wahala be this?

I grabbed her b##ast and when I put my mouth there, the volume of milk I took in reminded me of those herdsboys that drink directly from the breast of a cow. "What the fvvvvbk is going on here" I muttered to myself. I had to make the best of the situation. I texted my friend to buy mai-shayi bread for me and drop it by the door post. I kuku begin press the milk enter inside the bread dey chop am codedly. She go dey wonder why the fore..play last like that.
I used the excess strength I gathered to nearly reimpregnate her. I don't care whether that word exists or not.

SMOGnow:
This story is too funny I swear. Which kain talk be this na?

SMOGnow:
Intelligent madman

SMOGnow:
This story is too funny I swear. Which kain talk be this na?

SMOGnow:
yu no put some for fridge?

englishmart:
Nah. Stopeet

englishmart:
It's a true life story. No jokes.

bantilosha:
me?

SMOGnow:
no

SisterAnn:
Ayama 🤢🤢

englishmart:
Before the end of the event, I told my friend to tell his girlfriend to arrange one babe from her list of friends for me.
Minutes later they presented me a 5ft3" babe. You know a 5ft3" is technically 5ft9" if she's in a pair of 6" shoes. When she showed up, I was already high to the point that everything looked beautiful. Even James Brown would have passed for a Meghan Markle at that point.

We didn't do much, I just did some DJ work on her body for a minute, then I invited her to my place the next day.
When she arrived, I gave her something to eat. As I was trying to be patient and not allude to sex starvation, I pretended we needed to know each other better. Next thing I noticed was that I was reclined in bed as a consequence of her push. She put off the light and hopped on me. I was like, which kain wahala be this?

I grabbed her b##ast and when I put my mouth there, the volume of milk I took in reminded me of those herdsboys that drink directly from the breast of a cow. "What the fvvvvbk is going on here" I muttered to myself. I had to make the best of the situation. I texted my friend to buy mai-shayi bread for me and drop it by the door post. I kuku begin press the milk enter inside the bread dey chop am codedly. She go dey wonder why the fore..play last like that.
I used the excess strength I gathered to nearly reimpregnate her. I don't care whether that word exists or not.

SMOGnow:
yu no put some for fridge?

Nicepoker:
You still went ahead and climb a pregnant woman. This is how some children come out from the mother's womb already confused in life

DeeScan:
you Cant drink your own milk??

SisterAnn:
Ayama 🤢🤢

richiemcgold:
OP, I know say na fiction, but you try well well. 🫡🫡🫡 This particular part of your story really cracked me up, walahi 👇👇 :

We didn't do much, I just did some DJ work on her body for a minute, then I invited her to my place the next day.

DJ work 🤥 LoLz!!!

Houseofglam7:
What in the actual fuq?😂

EmmyMaestro:
Incase he wants to drink tea abi ? After all milk don cost for this Tunubu regime