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I remember in Festac Town (Lagos State), in 2016, when a neighbour claimed he accidentally slept with the new female tenant. "We did it on this chair" he pointed with a grin on his face. "I swear I never expected it. She was crazy and she looked so innocent" he whispered in the ears of whoever cared to listen. Putting this in perspective, the weather temperature was just 22 degrees Celsius. This is the typical weather for two in Nigeria. It normally sends the social media into frenzy, with all manner of romantic memes flying around.

At this point, the telephone lines of some 'hospitality workers' popularly known as 'runs girls' start reading 'number busy' or 'switched off'. This is because the prodigal men with hot waists are on their trail, thereby driving up demand. My neighbour's experience of being gifted the cookie on a platter of gold, is not an isolated one. During the rainy season, harmattan and COVID lockdown, there were so many similar experiences. Acclaimed male best besties who have 'fattened the pigs' easily reaped the fruits of their labour.

The women who failed such tests of cold weather and loneliness in Nigeria are performing woefully in the UK where the conditions are worse. With the weather condition averaging between 3 and 5 degrees Celsius mostly, some women are being smoked out of their houses by increased sexual appetite. Life here is also extremely lonely. People hardly mix, they tend to overwork and forget living their normal lives. Also, many immigrants tend to be buying into the culture of individualism associated with the West.

Everybody suspects strangers. The implication of this is that you could either date online or take the highroad of workplace romance. In my opinion, office romance is like playing the Russian Roulette. Before you know it, someone who has never met you, will know the exact strands of pubic hair you have. This is because people kiss and tell.

In the UK, independent women who are doing well financially and career-wise abound. But society is infested with men who are scared of them. Their fears are very valid though. These men just want to have them for the moment, like an AirBnB.
With the chilly weather, loneliness, and unsatisfactory toys, most women tend to let their guards down when they meet interested men. And they end up paying dearly with their mid-sections. After two to three months of dating, the expected marital plan never comes up, and then they abandon these relationships. They hopefully start another which ends the same way. It's a vicious cycle!

Failure could be very demoralising when not well managed. Some ladies get sucked into the unholy system of sexual generosity out of frustration and bad habits. So they see no big deal in warming different beds like a weighted blanket.

I sampled the opinions of some single men about what the dating market looks like currently. The story is still the same. The women are just too vulnerable and their sexual appetite is on a record high. This is why some freak out or redact information whenever the issue of body count comes up. Single women in their 30s are throwing caution to the wind in a bid to find phantom happiness.

In recent times, most of these women have been falling back on their suitors back home in Nigeria for marriage. The same ones they once despised during their early days abroad. They offer them the golden 'Japa Ticket' and a promise of a better life which the men can't resist. These men see this golden opportunity as a sign of 'grace'. The men can't resist those glossy pictures in highbrow locations. They are blind to what is behind those photos, even with their glasses on. Also, the Tinubu administration which has pauperised Nigeria, makes the decision to 'escape' so easy for targeted men.

But the truth is that these women are only applying the basic principles of business to their lives. When your product is not valuable locally, export it to another country where it is scarce and experience a boom in turnover.

Osahon George Osayimwen writes from England.

Osahon i dont understand the last two paragraph

This guy likes writing rubbish every time.

Then swear for you with UK single women?

Feminism caused all this .. it's already entering nigeria too they plenty single ladies at the age of 30 and above .. take it how you want it, I call them left over women

Front page on Nairaland, without a doubt. Una too like rubbish for this trash heap.

Weather for two is always celebrated by jobless fellows. There is no weather for two in this country. All months of the year are scorching. The rainy season is the same apart from a few days of rainfall.

Lies
For abroad
Nothing like konji
U see abroad
Dry pray say your victim no sabi u
If u be g boy,u come go knack whitey
Female fit bill u 500k or u go jail.
If u be celeb.u go pay like white
Dem fit bill u 10m damages or u go jail
Ask rkelly

Why is the focus only on women everytime? There are men in Nigeria and abroad 40-50 that are unmarried. Make una allow women rest abeg.

Konji is not really an issue for those women but commitment. Married men, male 9ja students, divorcees, church members etc dey for them to nack 😂

As Ednut stated, getting sex isn't hard for a Nigerian woman regardless of where she resides. In fact, this applies to ALL women. In the Nigerian case for those in the abroad, the men are even in dire need of sex than the women. The preek of the average Nigerian man, regardless of location, is the cheapest commodity to get.

There's a reason why compared to men, women are demisexual. It's men that need sex more than women due to excess testosterone and more so for black men as prostate cancer would be prevented.

All I can say is you write well Mr Osahon. I have not seen a good post just to gossip about bedroom activities in a while. Even if you have no interest in the topic, the writer is good with his words.

madone:
Osahon i dont understand the last two paragraph

Put your weed down, drop your codeine cup and read it again slowly.

This not coherent

On my way to UK.

Raalsalghul:
This guy likes writing rubbish every time.

Then swear for you with UK single women?

2cribz:
Lies
For abroad
Nothing like konji
U see abroad
Dry pray say your victim no sabi u
If u be g boy,u come go knack whitey
Female fit bill u 500k or u go jail.
If u be celeb.u go pay like white
Dem fit bill u 10m damages or u go jail
Ask rkelly

Lies.

UK bannies fit do clean sheet for a full season.

Cobweb infested pussies full UK...

meobizy:
.. Weather for two is always celebrated by jobless fellows.

I concur 💯.

.. when weather is chilly, what mostly comes to the mind of a jobless or idle man is s**x.

uche87:
I remember in Festac Town (Lagos State), in 2016, when a neighbour claimed he accidentally slept with the new female tenant. "We did it on this chair" he pointed with a grin on his face. "I swear I never expected it. She was crazy and she looked so innocent" he whispered in the ears of whoever cared to listen. Putting this in perspective, the weather temperature was just 22 degrees Celsius. This is the typical weather for two in Nigeria. It normally sends the social media into frenzy, with all manner of romantic memes flying around.

At this point, the telephone lines of some 'hospitality workers' popularly known as 'runs girls' start reading 'number busy' or 'switched off'. This is because the prodigal men with hot waists are on their trail, thereby driving up demand. My neighbour's experience of being gifted the cookie on a platter of gold, is not an isolated one. During the rainy season, harmattan and COVID lockdown, there were so many similar experiences. Acclaimed male best besties who have 'fattened the pigs' easily reaped the fruits of their labour.

The women who failed such tests of cold weather and loneliness in Nigeria are performing woefully in the UK where the conditions are worse. With the weather condition averaging between 3 and 5 degrees Celsius mostly, some women are being smoked out of their houses by increased sexual appetite. Life here is also extremely lonely. People hardly mix, they tend to overwork and forget living their normal lives. Also, many immigrants tend to be buying into the culture of individualism associated with the West.

Everybody suspects strangers. The implication of this is that you could either date online or take the highroad of workplace romance. In my opinion, office romance is like playing the Russian Roulette. Before you know it, someone who has never met you, will know the exact strands of pubic hair you have. This is because people kiss and tell.

In the UK, independent women who are doing well financially and career-wise abound. But society is infested with men who are scared of them. Their fears are very valid though. These men just want to have them for the moment, like an AirBnB.
With the chilly weather, loneliness, and unsatisfactory toys, most women tend to let their guards down when they meet interested men. And they end up paying dearly with their mid-sections. After two to three months of dating, the expected marital plan never comes up, and then they abandon these relationships. They hopefully start another which ends the same way. It's a vicious cycle!

Failure could be very demoralising when not well managed. Some ladies get sucked into the unholy system of sexual generosity out of frustration and bad habits. So they see no big deal in warming different beds like a weighted blanket.

I sampled the opinions of some single men about what the dating market looks like currently. The story is still the same. The women are just too vulnerable and their sexual appetite is on a record high. This is why some freak out or redact information whenever the issue of body count comes up. Single women in their 30s are throwing caution to the wind in a bid to find phantom happiness.

In recent times, most of these women have been falling back on their suitors back home in Nigeria for marriage. The same ones they once despised during their early days abroad. They offer them the golden 'Japa Ticket' and a promise of a better life which the men can't resist. These men see this golden opportunity as a sign of 'grace'. The men can't resist those glossy pictures in highbrow locations. They are blind to what is behind those photos, even with their glasses on. Also, the Tinubu administration which has pauperised Nigeria, makes the decision to 'escape' so easy for targeted men.

But the truth is that these women are only applying the basic principles of business to their lives. When your product is not valuable locally, export it to another country where it is scarce and experience a boom in turnover.

Osahon George Osayimwen writes from England.

CC Lalasticlala Seun Ishilove Mynd44 Dominique MissyB3 Fynestboi NLfpmod

Love this write up...paint the picture clearly..there is this naija babe in UK I almost chop when she still dey naija..but she was lucky I didn't av a cd that day at her office.has been asking me tryout the winter when I will be coming to UK...I know why and she go here am wella

Never been to the UK,so how do I know if UK women are battling konji issues....


But here that I am,my guys are not battling nada and I sell herbs for general and sexual wellness

🥱

Sex, sex, sex. That's all. Rubbish.

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uche87:
I remember in Festac Town (Lagos State), in 2016, when a neighbour claimed he accidentally slept with the new female tenant. "We did it on this chair" he pointed with a grin on his face. "I swear I never expected it. She was crazy and she looked so innocent" he whispered in the ears of whoever cared to listen. Putting this in perspective, the weather temperature was just 22 degrees Celsius. This is the typical weather for two in Nigeria. It normally sends the social media into frenzy, with all manner of romantic memes flying around.

At this point, the telephone lines of some 'hospitality workers' popularly known as 'runs girls' start reading 'number busy' or 'switched off'. This is because the prodigal men with hot waists are on their trail, thereby driving up demand. My neighbour's experience of being gifted the cookie on a platter of gold, is not an isolated one. During the rainy season, harmattan and COVID lockdown, there were so many similar experiences. Acclaimed male best besties who have 'fattened the pigs' easily reaped the fruits of their labour.

The women who failed such tests of cold weather and loneliness in Nigeria are performing woefully in the UK where the conditions are worse. With the weather condition averaging between 3 and 5 degrees Celsius mostly, some women are being smoked out of their houses by increased sexual appetite. Life here is also extremely lonely. People hardly mix, they tend to overwork and forget living their normal lives. Also, many immigrants tend to be buying into the culture of individualism associated with the West.

Everybody suspects strangers. The implication of this is that you could either date online or take the highroad of workplace romance. In my opinion, office romance is like playing the Russian Roulette. Before you know it, someone who has never met you, will know the exact strands of pubic hair you have. This is because people kiss and tell.

In the UK, independent women who are doing well financially and career-wise abound. But society is infested with men who are scared of them. Their fears are very valid though. These men just want to have them for the moment, like an AirBnB.
With the chilly weather, loneliness, and unsatisfactory toys, most women tend to let their guards down when they meet interested men. And they end up paying dearly with their mid-sections. After two to three months of dating, the expected marital plan never comes up, and then they abandon these relationships. They hopefully start another which ends the same way. It's a vicious cycle!

Failure could be very demoralising when not well managed. Some ladies get sucked into the unholy system of sexual generosity out of frustration and bad habits. So they see no big deal in warming different beds like a weighted blanket.

I sampled the opinions of some single men about what the dating market looks like currently. The story is still the same. The women are just too vulnerable and their sexual appetite is on a record high. This is why some freak out or redact information whenever the issue of body count comes up. Single women in their 30s are throwing caution to the wind in a bid to find phantom happiness.

In recent times, most of these women have been falling back on their suitors back home in Nigeria for marriage. The same ones they once despised during their early days abroad. They offer them the golden 'Japa Ticket' and a promise of a better life which the men can't resist. These men see this golden opportunity as a sign of 'grace'. The men can't resist those glossy pictures in highbrow locations. They are blind to what is behind those photos, even with their glasses on. Also, the Tinubu administration which has pauperised Nigeria, makes the decision to 'escape' so easy for targeted men.

But the truth is that these women are only applying the basic principles of business to their lives. When your product is not valuable locally, export it to another country where it is scarce and experience a boom in turnover.

Osahon George Osayimwen writes from England.

CC Lalasticlala Seun Ishilove Mynd44 Dominique MissyB3 Fynestboi NLfpmod

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This "writer" is always writing nonsense.

Raalsalghul:
This guy likes writing rubbish every time.

Then swear for you with UK single women?

Gerrard59:
As Ednut stated, getting sex isn't hard for a Nigerian woman regardless of where she resides. In fact, this applies to ALL women. In the Nigerian case for those in the abroad, the men are even in dire need of sex than the women. The preek of the average Nigerian man, regardless of location, is the cheapest commodity to get.

There's a reason why compared to men, women are demisexual. It's men that need sex more than women due to excess testosterone and more so for black men as prostrate cancer would be prevented.

i can see pocohantas finally came to rescue

ada dearie 🤭, so you and your mods after several hours of cracking brains thats the best you can come up with 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤭

Gerrard59:
As Ednut stated, getting sex isn't hard for a Nigerian woman regardless of where she resides. In fact, this applies to ALL women. In the Nigerian case for those in the abroad, the men are even in dire need of sex than the women. The preek of the average Nigerian man, regardless of location, is the cheapest commodity to get.

There's a reason why compared to men, women are demisexual. It's men that need sex more than women due to excess testosterone and more so for black men as prostrate cancer would be prevented.

Nawa...

zed7:
This "writer" is always writing nonsense.

I have to agree with you there. The writeup is indeed trash!

Kobojunkie:
I have to agree with you there. The writeup is indeed trash!

Why e no go be trash when you don use masturbation finish yourself.🥱

COMRADES, is this the reason why this op joined nairaland? Everytime creating threads about konji, konji, konji

Let them buy Dildos and vibrators.

Life no suppose hard like that.

Wahala wen money go create ehn...