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Ever had that moment when you're casually heading to the store, and then your partner or friend hits you with that request? The one that makes you pause, raise an eyebrow, or question their entire existence for a second? Whether it was oddly specific, totally unexpected, or just downright bizarre, we've all had that 'Wait... seriously?' moment. So, what's the weirdest thing someone’s ever asked you to grab from the shop? Let’s hear those stories!


Mine was some years ago, a guy from the neighborhood, who asked me to get 8 test strips!! that was a weird one.

For me it has to be back in high school when I was in grade 11, this other guy who was doing his senior year heard me talking about how my parents had sent me on an errand to go and buy something from the nearest pharmacy after school... We were familiar with each other even though we weren't close.

He then came to me and asked if he could give me some money to buy him some pills from the pharmacy, I didn't see anything wrong with it... He wrote down the name of the pills just to be sure I wouldn't forget it... The name of the pills was "Rocky".

I got to the pharmacy and asked for Rocky pills and the cashier gave me this weird look and started interrogating me, she called the pharmacist and they requested for my ID card, but I didn't have an ID card at that time and I was still under 18, I had to lie with a straight face about my age and about how I forgot it at home, but I told them the pills weren't mine... They had to explain to me what they were used for and after some time, they eventually sold them to me.

This guy basically sent me to buy him some dick enlargement pills and I was a 16 years old minor while he was an 18 years old adult... I was so pissed, I didn't even say a word to him, I just gave him his pills the following day and left.

Threads like this are full of bloody and blatant lies. But pls , don't indict or counter the lies, let it flow while you enjoy yourself.

Sanitary pad, the worst thing I hate buying

She asked me to buy her jamb form but it turned out that my friends has same message on their Whatsapp 😭😞💔

Ask me to buy belt and rope for BDSM if you know u know

Hshw

I'm here to read lies

Ground nut after dinner

Samantha125:
For me it has to be back in high school when I was in grade 11, this other guy who was doing his senior year heard me talking about how my parents had sent me on an errand to go and buy something from the nearest pharmacy after school... We were familiar with each other even though we weren't close.

He then came to me and asked if he could give me some money to buy him some pills from the pharmacy, I didn't see anything wrong with it... He wrote down the name of the pills just to be sure I wouldn't forget it... The name of the pills was "Rocky".

I got to the pharmacy and asked for Rocky pills and the cashier gave me this weird look and started interrogating me, she called the pharmacist and they requested for my ID card, but I didn't have an ID card at that time and I was still under 18, I had to lie with a straight face about my age and about how I forgot it at home, but I told them the pills weren't mine... They had to explain to me what they were used for and after some time, they eventually sold them to me.

This guy basically sent me to buy him some dick enlargement pills and I was a 16 years old minor while he was an 18 years old adult... I was so pissed, I didn't even say a word to him, I just gave him his pills the following day and left.

Lucky you.

He would have tested the potent of the drug on you.

COMRADES are speechless, well, partners don't ask some of us to do weird things for them because we're alfamales

Ok

Rubbish thread

The only weird (not really weird) thing I have bought for my partner was period pad then..

But back in the days when I was very young, I remember one idiot guy (I regarded him as an elder bro because he was older than me) then who always send me to the chemist to go get gold circle for him. I always get upset whenever I think of those days. You like to fuxk like a horni dog, but too shy or not bold enough to go get your stuff yourself??

I pray I meet him (which is unlikely to happen but I pray) again, make I whine craze comot from him papa head ! Thank God I am male because na those type dey molest/exploit innocent small girls !!!

OldNORSE:
Sanitary pad, and it’s the one thing I hate buying

Had this experience too. And it was a ladies shop kind of. You need to see how they were all looking at me. I bet their boyfriend has never done such before..

I was in my simping phase then.. Sometimes it's good to experience that simping phase,it helps in sharpening guys into real men .

Oya let’s have your lies

WriterX:
Ever had that moment when you're casually heading to the store, and then your partner or friend hits you with that request? The one that makes you pause, raise an eyebrow, or question their entire existence for a second? Whether it was oddly specific, totally unexpected, or just downright bizarre, we've all had that 'Wait... seriously?' moment. So, what's the weirdest thing someone’s ever asked you to grab from the shop? Let’s hear those stories!


Mine was some years ago, a guy from the neighborhood, who asked me to get 8 test strips!! that was a weird one.

Luckysbab:
Rubbish thread

CD

Brooooo my own worse
Back then in PH my sister who was pregnant sent me to buy pampers for her at pharmarcy.

That was my first time buying pampers. I went there and got 4 pampers. The woman told me she didnt have big nylon.
Mumu me told her not to worry that i will carry it like that

Naso i carry 4 pampers for hand dey bounce like Sabinus🤦🏽‍♂️🤦🏽‍♂️
Suddenly i started seeing some girls in my street pointing and laughing at me. Some market women looking at me with disdain.

Its was later that evenning, that the cashier i was toasting told me that i dont have shame. That i have pregnant wife and i'm going about toasting her. She said she saw me buying pampers and she knew i had a wife secretly. Thst she dosent trust me blah blah blah.
Girl wey i don dey crush on
And this fine girl don fall for me
Now she come dey avoid me
Say na badluck to sleep with married man...SMH
Na so i miss that kpekus🥲🥲

Anytime i try to proof to her she go say i dey lie just to sleep with her.. omo i weak

I once sent my wife to collect condoms. Now this may not be a big deal down South, but in a predominantly Muslim area of Kano state, that was hardcore stuff. I already transferred the money to the pharmacist and told him to wrap it up in such a way that she won't know what she was collecting. He did, thinking that my wife is unaware of what she was collecting. Unknown to the pharmacist, my wife and I were on the same page. She pretended not to know what she was collecting, while he thought the item bought was a secret between me and him only.

So me and the pharmacist laughed at my wife on the phone, then my wife and I laughed at the pharmacist at home after.... you know.... Gbas gbos!

Women send men on Mission Impossible items to find at the last minute. If you take that bait, they will blame you because you'll never get their spec. Only them know what they want. Don't fall for that trap, "where are you?"
"help us buy"

Iphone 16 Pro Max would be weird af

Just yesterday, a girl we have something to do called to check
I told her I was in Enugu.....of all things to ask for, babe say I should buy her meat....🙄🙄

I say I no understand, babe still repeat I should buy meat for her.... like all the way from Enugu to Makurdi, na meat she want. It's like them carry meat swear for Tiv people.

Tokunbo Toyota venza 2016

When me self no dey drive past Corolla bank

OldNORSE:
Sanitary pad, and it’s the one thing I hate buying

That lut deserves panama drills.
Doest she know that u r a King

Na my children always ask me to buy aeroplane, snake, big elephant, even baby for them, shebi shebi

Ponmo wey get hair

To be honest nothing really weird.

Na lies go full this thread

Valentine gift.

Myrepublic:
Had this experience too. And it was a ladies shop kind of. You need to see how they were all looking at me. I bet their boyfriend has never done such before..

I was in my simping phase then.. Sometimes it's good to experience that simping phase,it helps in sharpening guys into real men .

To buy sanitary pad for your partner or female friend is simping??

Are you serious right now?

Haydens:
Hshw

Because he told you something you have no idea about