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Something Funny A Lady Told Me On Whatsapp by EFULEFU1(op): 5:20pm On May 27, 2025
After she had agreed to come and sleep with me, she sent me the following:



grin grin

Meanwhile she is in a serious relationship

I am not interested in her, I was simply pulling her legs.

Fear women

Re: Something Funny A Lady Told Me On Whatsapp by ogashman(m): 5:22pm On May 27, 2025
A sensible geh and more.....make u no go give am some scrrrreeee kpaaa
Re: Something Funny A Lady Told Me On Whatsapp by Anijay1212(m): 5:27pm On May 27, 2025
ogashman:
A sensible geh and more.....make u no go give am some scrrrreeee kpaaa
Very sensible geh.
But which one is scrrrreeee kpaaa again
grin grin grin
Re: Something Funny A Lady Told Me On Whatsapp by Anijay1212(m): 5:34pm On May 27, 2025
Oga if your cumming instrument is clean then you have nothing to fear. But you knew she is in a serious relationship yet you still go after her abi? You are a tiny winny bit immature on a serious note.🥺🥺🥺
Re: Something Funny A Lady Told Me On Whatsapp by EFULEFU1(op): 5:47pm On May 27, 2025
Anijay1212:
Oga if your cumming instrument is clean then you have nothing to fear. But you knew she is in a serious relationship yet you still go after her abi? You are a tiny winny bit immature on a serious note.🥺🥺🥺
Just pulling her legs
Re: Something Funny A Lady Told Me On Whatsapp by Lawalemi(m): 5:55pm On May 27, 2025
Correct girl.
Re: Something Funny A Lady Told Me On Whatsapp by Nobody: 6:18pm On May 27, 2025
EFULEFU1:
After she had agreed to come and sleep with me, she sent me the following:



grin grin

Meanwhile she is in a serious relationship

I am not interested in her, I was simply pulling her legs.

Fear women
I pity boy's way dey take girl's serious for relationship

You fit give her belle make she push ham to her bf

In anything you're doing fear women
Re: Something Funny A Lady Told Me On Whatsapp by EFULEFU1(op): 6:24pm On May 27, 2025
Firebox123:
I pity boy's way dey take girl's serious for relationship

You fit give her belle make she push ham to her bf

In anything you're doing fear women
Hmmmm
Re: Something Funny A Lady Told Me On Whatsapp by ogashman(m): 6:40pm On May 27, 2025
Anijay1212:
Very sensible geh.
But which one is scrrrreeee kpaaa again
grin grin grin
That one wey u go scratch forget ursef for public.
grin
Re: Something Funny A Lady Told Me On Whatsapp by muyico(m): 6:43pm On May 27, 2025
Prevention is better Dan cure
Re: Something Funny A Lady Told Me On Whatsapp by thesicilian: 7:34pm On May 27, 2025
You guys should add hepatitis C. It is commonly ignored by most people and is also transmitted sexually, like the other 2. She's a smart girl.
Re: Something Funny A Lady Told Me On Whatsapp by Namaster: 8:42pm On May 27, 2025
Girl is planning to run a BARRAGE of medical tests in a bid to CHEAT on her partner but when they catch her now she'll say it's a "MISTAKE".

grin
Re: Something Funny A Lady Told Me On Whatsapp by Nobody: 8:45pm On May 27, 2025
thesicilian:
You guys should add hepatitis C. It is commonly ignored by most people and is also transmitted sexually, like the other 2. She's a smart girl.
leave the OP

He go come back here once he's infected grin
Re: Something Funny A Lady Told Me On Whatsapp by Zonefree(m): 8:52pm On May 27, 2025
EFULEFU1:
Just pulling her legs
As payloader? undecided
Re: Something Funny A Lady Told Me On Whatsapp by columbus007(m): 8:53pm On May 27, 2025
You cannot say this one is an Olosho because she get class undecided
Re: Something Funny A Lady Told Me On Whatsapp by Zonefree(m): 8:55pm On May 27, 2025
Namaster:
Girl is planning to run a BARRAGE of medical tests in a bid to CHEAT on her partner but when they catch her now she'll say it's a "MISTAKE".

grin
Or she fit blame innocent devil.
Re: Something Funny A Lady Told Me On Whatsapp by OgaTheTop2: 9:37pm On May 27, 2025
ogashman:
A sensible geh and more.....make u no go give am some scrrrreeee kpaaa
Very sensible girl I will say.
Re: Something Funny A Lady Told Me On Whatsapp by Odebayo4010(m): 9:50pm On May 27, 2025
thesicilian:
You guys should add hepatitis C. It is commonly ignored by most people and is also transmitted sexually, like the other 2. She's a smart girl.
Hepatitis disease was a myth,is not exist at all
Re: Something Funny A Lady Told Me On Whatsapp by Peakdesign23(f): 10:20pm On May 27, 2025
Run sister
Re: Something Funny A Lady Told Me On Whatsapp by thesicilian: 10:29pm On May 27, 2025
Odebayo4010:
Hepatitis disease was a myth,is not exist at all
I guess good English is also a myth to you.
Re: Something Funny A Lady Told Me On Whatsapp by Anijay1212(m): 6:35am On May 28, 2025
ogashman:
That one wey u go scratch forget ursef for public.
grin
🙆🙆🙆😂😂😂😂
Re: Something Funny A Lady Told Me On Whatsapp by Anijay1212(m): 6:44am On May 28, 2025
EFULEFU1:
Just pulling her legs
Biko stop pulling someone daughter's legs nah, now see as the poor hopeful girl don fall for nothing. Stop being wicked please.
angry angry angry
Re: Something Funny A Lady Told Me On Whatsapp by ARISHEM: 6:50am On May 28, 2025
That is a professional and learned prostitute.
They say experience is the best teacher.
She doesn’t want to learn from experience
Re: Something Funny A Lady Told Me On Whatsapp by ARISHEM: 6:50am On May 28, 2025
Why is meeting with the opposite sex must end with sex in this generation
Re: Something Funny A Lady Told Me On Whatsapp by anyilalaz: 8:17am On May 28, 2025
Anijay1212:
Very sensible geh.
But which one is scrrrreeee kpaaa again
grin grin grin
scrrrreeee kpaaa na krokrokro unending krokrokro...
Re: Something Funny A Lady Told Me On Whatsapp by Baronthecelebri(m): 8:19am On May 28, 2025
Are you afraid
Re: Something Funny A Lady Told Me On Whatsapp by EFULEFU1(op): 10:06am On May 28, 2025
Baronthecelebri:
Are you afraid
grin grin
Re: Something Funny A Lady Told Me On Whatsapp by Foodqueen(f): 10:13am On May 28, 2025
U are no longer interested cos you are afraid of been tested.
Re: Something Funny A Lady Told Me On Whatsapp by EFULEFU1(op): 10:18am On May 28, 2025
Foodqueen:
U are no longer interested cos you are afraid of been tested.
I no even serious from beginning. I just dey catch cruise with am. Even now sef, if I wan run am, I fit still knack without that test.

I fear God
Re: Something Funny A Lady Told Me On Whatsapp by elmagnifico411(m): 11:23am On May 28, 2025
EFULEFU1:
Just pulling her legs
pulling wetin? If I were u, I’ll shine the Congo after the tests. Well, na me I dey talk about. E nor concern me if she’s in a serious relationship. What I respect is “married”. Asides that, na game everybody still Dey play. Fiancé or seriously relationship no concern me. After all she never marry
Re: Something Funny A Lady Told Me On Whatsapp by BlackyOne: 12:15pm On May 28, 2025
She be nurse with small touch of olosho work.

Just tell her to bring condoms too
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