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So I stumbled on this post on social media. Was some how funny. I decided to share.

I got back from work this evening, my wife told me that she quarrelled with my neighbour's wife.

I was very shocked, both women had lived in peace since we parked in.

So I asked her what the problem was. She told me it was because of the rope where we dry clothes.

My wife wanted to dry her clothes and my neighbor's wife wanted to dry her own also.

One thing led to the other, and the quarrel started. As I was talking with my wife, my neighbor returned from work and his hot-tempered wife began to shout at him.

"You better go and warn her husband to warn her or else."

My wife wanted to go out to confront her but I held her back.

"If you won't allow me to go, then you better go out and tell her husband to tell his wife to shut her mouth or else I will come for her."

My wife was angry. She entered the bedroom in anger.

I opened the parlour door to peep outside, at that moment I saw my neighbour also opening the door to come out. I thought the man was coming to warn me as his wife instructed. But he didn't. He came to me and said.

"Uncle Praises, I am sure you have heard about the drama."

I nodded "Yes, I have."

"My wife is very wild. I will not sleep this night if I don't do what she wants. She has asked me to warn you. I don't know if we can just act the drama small.

I will warn you and you will beg me to calm down. So I can go in and sleep well.

Ha no na. If you warn me and I start begging you, you will be sleeping well in your house and my wife will think I don't have power. She will insult me all night for begging you.

So what do we do?

Let us warn each other. You will warn me and I will warn you. When we warn each other seriously, we then go inside the house and we both can sleep. That way both women will know we stood for them.

My neighbour agreed and we started the fire.

I warned him very seriously. He also started warning me. Soon we were shouting at the top of our voices. His wife and mine came out.

He ran to carry Hoe, I followed the backyard and brought a machete. My wife started begging me to go inside. His wife was also begging him.

That was how we both entered inside the house and locked the door.

There was silence in the compound.

My wife kept rubbing my chest and telling me to calm down. While she was still rubbing my chest and head my neighbor sent me a text.

"It worked o. Thank you, sir."

I told my wife to fetch me cold water to drink. When she stood up, I replied back.

"You owe me a bottle of bear"

I was still typing my message when my wife shouted from the kitchen.

"But Praises, you have hot temper o. Small rope quarrel women are having, you carried machete."

https://x.com/iamAbode/status/1782498103997649119?t=W3q-p6HyRKOALgBoO7tOpw&s=19

So what's your thoughts guys

Lols...I understand women peculiarities! I remember when a hotel female staff brought the food we ordered to our room and greeted me respectfully, hmmm....When the lady left....I comment my reserve!

Those guys unlocked the secret of happy marriage

Women!

EmperorIsaac:
Lols...I understand women peculiarities! I remembered when a hotel female staff brought the food we ordered to our room and greeted me respectfully, hmmm....When the lady left....I comment my reserve!

you looked her backyard as she dey go. On a second note, if this story is not made up one, the 2 guys na real niggaz, not those SIMPs for Enugu wey fight to death with bottles cos of their wives

Instead make una tear dem hot slaps, for disturbing the neighborhood, una dey there dey rub chest.

They're still SIMPle men.


No matter the chaos at home, when a man returns, there should be silence and calmness... that's a sign of respect and love.


Women shouting and quarreling in the presence of their beloved husbands shows the men are not incharge of their marriage.

If a thunderous "it's enough" can not stop your beloved wife in her chaotic mood, check the foundation of your marriage.



My prayers are with them.

Women like drama...

Creamypie:
you looks her backyard as she dey go. On a second note, if this story is not made up one, the 2 guys na real niggaz, not those SIMPs for Enugu wey fight to death with bottles cos of their wives

I didn't o...To her, the lady was too "respectful" for her liking. I laughed at first, and that was my mistake.

Creamypie:
you looks her backyard as she dey go. On a second note, if this story is not made up one, the 2 guys na real niggaz, not those SIMPs for Enugu wey fight to death with bottles cos of their wives

It's fiction...

That praises guy is a well known writer on Facebook and Twitter.

He is a good writer and I enjoy his stories.

The problem is people sometimes lift his stories from his page and try to pass them as real life events.

Social media really encourages copyright infringement.

The guy has complained a lot!

RealLordZeus:
Those guys unlocked the secret of happy marriage

You people like solutions that are only as long as matches light

verifiablefacts:
Instead make una tear dem hot slaps, for disturbing the neighborhood, una dey there dey rub chest.

Correct!

EmperorIsaac:
I didn't o...To her, the lady was too "respectful" for her liking. I laughed at first, and that was my mistake.

Because you do not know what your wife knows. The lady was already stealing you. It always starts with over respect.

verifiablefacts:
Instead make una tear dem hot slaps, for disturbing the neighborhood, una dey there dey rub chest.

Ajeh my brother

Zonefree:
They're still SIMPle men.


No matter the chaos at home, when a man returns, there should be silence and calmness... that's a sign of respect and love.


Women shouting and quarreling in the presence of their beloved husbands shows the men are not incharge of their marriage.

If a thunderous "it's enough" can not stop your beloved wife in her chaotic mood, check the foundation of your marriage.



My prayers are with them.

U said it all. Watching My parents while growing up. Immediately my dad says shhhh. My mom enters into her shells like a snail. Na later in their private times u will hear them trying to talk about it. The day I shouted at my mom, my Beloveth dad almost wound me. I could remember his statement, he said since he married his wife till the day I was born till now, have I ever seen him raise his hands on his wife. Omo I respect that man from that day. Old man told us the day any of our wives comes to him complaining that we beat them. That day he will beat us even infront of our children. I honestly don't know how that man was able to control my mom that when ever she tries to raises her voice even in anger, the shhh sound from my dad calm her down. Dad may ur soul keep resting

Dtruthspeaker:
Because you do not know what your wife knows. The lady was already stealing you. It always starts with over respect.

Women always see these things!

Zonefree:
They're still SIMPle men.


No matter the chaos at home, when a man returns, there should be silence and calmness... that's a sign of respect and love.


Women shouting and quarreling in the presence of their beloved husbands shows the men are not incharge of their marriage.

If a thunderous "it's enough" can not stop your beloved wife in her chaotic mood, check the foundation of your marriage.



My prayers are with them.

When your marriage reaches years, come back and tell us how you'll have handled the situation.

saintbillion:
U said it all. Watching My parents while growing up. Immediately my dad says shhhh. My mom enters into her shells like a snail. Na later in their private times u will hear them trying to talk about it. The day I shouted at my mom, my Beloveth dad almost wound me. I could remember his statement, he said since he married his wife till the day I was born till now, have I ever seen him raise his hands on his wife. Omo I respect that man from that day. Old man told us the day any of our wives comes to him complaining that we beat them. That day he will beat us even infront of our children. I honestly don't know how that man was able to control my mom that when ever she tries to raises her voice even in anger, the shhh sound from my dad calm her down. Dad may ur soul keep resting

Your dad is masculine, thats why.

He provided, lead properly, and does his duties. He is firm, and does not tolerate nonsense from the beginning. It is not rocket science. A man need to lead himself very well before he can lead other people.

People naturally submit to competent leaders, since it is in your own best interest to not resist competent leadership. If men do the right thing, women will also act right.

As a man, being a provider is you're eternal shield, and the foundation to lead properly.

EmperorIsaac:
Women always see these things!

They know what is going on oo and know many things which we men take for granted and think it is a small inconsequential matter.

Especially this thiefing of husbands issue.

Check it, do you not see that most stolen, cheating husbands of broken marriages always say that they do not know how they got there?

Our wifes and women know that is why she goes berserk when when another woman starts making a move that you do not see.

pansophist:
Your dad is masculine, thats why.

He provided, lead properly, and does his duties. He is firm, and does not tolerate nonsense from the beginning. It is not rocket science. A man need to lead himself very well before he can lead other people.

People naturally submit to competent leaders, since it is in your own best interest to not resist competent leadership. If men do the right thing, women will also act right.

As a man, being a provider is you're eternal shield, and the foundation to lead properly.

Hmmm. Yarn. However, you nearly spoiled it with this provider shi*. Many men provide, yet dia marriage still scatter

To be sincere,if men are not sensible enough,some women will just send them to their early grave or even prison.
Assuming both men were hot tempered and acted without thinking,the matter will just escalate.

Lol

Dtruthspeaker:
They know what is going on oo and know many things which we men take for granted and think it is a small inconsequential matter.

Especially this thiefing of husbands issue.

Check it, do you not see that most stolen, cheating husbands of broken marriages always say that they do not know how they got there?

Our wifes and women know that is why she goes berserk when when another woman starts making a move that you do not see.

Some automatically adjust their ways and start loving you more the moment they sense another sister is "nice" to you!

It's an old gist, more like old wives tales but there are lessons therein, every great relationships is built on compromises here and there and anybody be it the man or the woman that isn't ready to compromise should just dead the thought of having a relationship that will stand the test of time.

On a final note there are still idiotic beings out there...

This is very hysterical, but that was the right thing to do. For those redpillers out there, remember “happy wife, happy home”.

jojothaiv:
There are still idiotic men out there...

Lol better slap would have refrain both wife

Some men are puxxies though

saintbillion:
Lol better slap would have refrain both wife

I've edited my comments, do well to check it.

Violence isn't always the way, striking a balance could go a long way and life itself is all about finding balance.

Ire o.

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Had a partner.

If she recounts an incident that involved her to me, and I say something like 'why would he/she do that...anyway don't worry about it.'

In no time, my girlfriend would say, I knew it! You will support an outsider ahead of me.' Even if I don't know the other party.

At that point, me wey I no get time for wahala will be the one to shalaye that I didn't mean it that way. Apology must quickly follow o, otherwise she go spoil the atmosphere for the next few hours.

As the saying goes, men are from mars, women are from Venus.

Some women expect men to just jump into their situations and start fighting whoever offends them.

It doesn't work like that.